Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Survivor Egypt! ❯ Temples ( Chapter 2 )

Me: Hi I'm back!

 

Ygo cast: *groan*

 

Jardina: you dare mock my hikari!

 

Bakura: Let me think… uh yes!

 

Me: Jerk…

 

Ryou: Isn't there something else we should be doing?

 

Seto: Random Person number 3 doesn't own yu-gi-oh survivor or anything else that may appear. Is that what you want to hear.

 

Me : thanks for saying it for me ^__^

 

Chapter 2.

Isis: *enters covered in drool*

 

Jazz: I see you had fun.

Isis: *mumbles*

Jazz: how'd you get them off?

Tea: All I did was offer to say a friendship speech and he took off.

Jazz: (I hope she doesn't realize we paid the guy) Any one else want to share?

Ryou: High priest Set summoned the blue eyes white dragon and scared the rest off.

Jazz: Interesting, well it's time to duel, I mean vote.

Voting booth:

Tea: *holds up piece of paper that says Malik* With you gone I can talk about friendship all I want.

Back around the fire:

Jazz: I'll count the votes. Malik,

Malik: What!

Jazz: Malik, Mokuba, Merik. Tristan,

Tristan: What did I do?

Jazz: Bakura, High priest Set,

Set: you dare vote me off after I got rid of the fans?

Jazz: Malik, And…

Malik: What does it say?

Jazz: I love building tension.

Isis: -_-u

Jazz: The first person voted off Survivor Egypt is Malik.

Malik: You will regret voting me off once I become Pharaoh.

Jazz: Malik the tribe has spoken * tries to put out torch before realizing the didn't light any* uh... just walk down the bridge while the rest of you grab any random torch and head back to camp.

Horus day 2:

Mai: this weather is terrible on my complexion!

Mako: So we've heard for the 100th time.

Weevil: Why did it have to be Egypt, the most interesting bug here is the Scarab!

Seto: Not true there is also poisonous scorpions.

Weevil: ^_^

Every one except Seto and weevil: -_-u

Yami: How's the fire going, Yugi?

Yugi: it would be going great if I had something to help.

Rex: *swipes weevil's glasses* Here you go.

Seto: Hey Weevil, there's a scorpion just beyond that blue blur.

Weevil: I shall name it George *runs straight into the Nile*

Mako: I'll save him!

Everyone except Mako and Weevil: (why?)

Mako:* dives in and save Weevil*

Weevil: thank you I am eternally in your debt.

Mako: (something tells me I shouldn't have saved him)

Isis:

Tea: I know we can win the next challenge if we all become friends.

Bakura: I said no saying the word friend or any variation of the word friend!

Tea: what are you going to do about it? Malik can't control me unless he's here.

Merik: I can use the millenium rod still, and he conviently forgot it.

Bakura; (good thing I stole it but Ryou gave it back to Merik, curse you Ryou)

Joey: *just waking up* Good morning.

Mokuba: *looking up from the Hobbit* what do you mean by goodmorning? Do you wish me a good morning, or that it's a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it's a morning to be good on?

Joey: Okay, What do we have to eat?

Tristan: Rice.

Joey: Dang it, why couldn't we get Mako?

5:00 in the morning:

Jazz: *in a loud voice* HI! LET'S ALL BE BRIGHT AND CHEERY TODAY!

Isis: *jumps out off their bed in fright*

Jazz: I couldn't resist, anywho Im here to tell you to get to work on your next challenge.

Ryou: wich is?

Jazz: you have to build a temple dedicated to the god of your team.

Bakura: Are we the first to wake?

Jazz: Yes!

Bakura: I'm Going To Kill You!! *tries to kill Jazz but is stopped by Ryou and Duke*

Jazz: I'm off to Horus, Good luck!

Horus:

Jazz: *takes out portable stereo and starts to play “Your Move” on full blast*

Seto: Mokuba I'm going to kill you for waking me up at 5:00!!!

Jazz: good morning to you to and I'm not Mokuba. *stops stereo*

Mako: What are you doing here?

Jazz: I'm here to tell you your next challenge wich is to build a temple Dedicted to Horus.

Yugi: What will we win?

Jazz: It's going to ba a reward/Imunity challenge `cause the producers are out of Ideas,

Mai: I guessed that after reading the poem.

Jazz: but the reward is 10lbs of suger and 30 gallons of coffee.

Yami: ^______^

Everyone except Yami: (uhh ohh)

Jazz: I'll be back later with our Judge Shadi!

Yugi: Not him!

Jazz: Yep him. *leaves*

Yami: Let's get to work.

Yugi: *whispers to Rex* Should we do anything?

Rex: Why not?

Yugi: Clearly you havn't seen Yami on sugar.

Isis:

Set: Come on you call yourselfs slaves?

Merik: No I don't!

Ishizu: Why do I have to Model for our Statue?

Set: Because your known as Isis.

Merik: Tough luck sis.

Ishizu: I will get revenge on you little brother.

Joey: Duke you havn't done anything!

Duke: I have to! Right now I'm making an offering.

Joey: With your Dice?

Duke: who asked you?

Horus:

Yami: What's that suppose to be?

Serenity: A statue of Horus.

Yami: Horus isn't a flower! He's a Hawk!

Serenity: Well Excuse me.

Seto: Mako why don't you get fish as an “offering?”

Mako: I would but I have a minor irratation at the moment.

Weevil: what would you like me to do at the moment Master?

Seto and Mako: -_-u

Yugi: What's the temple suppose to look like again?

Pegusus: Funny Bunny!

Yugi: Somehow I think not.

Isis:

Ishizu: I'm Going to kill you Set!

Set: Kill me Later.

Jazz: *coming from behind a bush* Hi!

Bakura: Take me now Ra.

Jazz: Here's our Judge Shadi!

Ishizu: Hi Shadi.

Tea: Will you be my friend.

Shadi: How much am I being paid again?

Jazz: Hands him a piece of paper.

Shadi: Okay let's get started. *walks to the Isis temple to find a Beautiful temple complete with heiroglyphics* Very nice.

Jazz: we'll drop a crate after we judge Horus.

Mokuba: What's the prize?

Jazz: 10lbs of sugar and 30 gallons of coffee.

Mokuba: ^______^

Horus:

Jazz: Life's just a game we all want to win.

Shadi: How many times do you hae to sing that acursed song?

Jazz: Till I get Yu-gi-oh music to duel by.

Shadi: -_-u

Yami: Back already?

Jazz: It's been 10 hours!

Yugi: Can we have 5 more minutes.

Jazz: Nope.

Pegasus: I hope you enjoy it Jazz-girl.

*the Horus temple is just a pile of dirt with a drawing of Funny Bunny.

Jazz:Okay…>.> And don't call me Jazz-girl! We'll drop the crate soon. Will it be here or at Isis?

Rex: Just leave already!

Isis:

Mokuba: ^________________________________^

Joey: (if we don't win I'll let Serenity go out with Tristan)

Merik: Look a Helicopter.

Joey: Da** it.

Mokuba: Did you just swear?

Joey: No.

Mokuba: yes you did.

Tea: Friends don't swear.

Bakura: Did you just say friends?

Tea: No.

Mokuba: The crates landing! *crate land on temple*

Duke: No My dice!

Everyone except duke and Mokuba: -_-u

Mokuba: Sugar!!!!!! *Runs to crate then devours 2lbs of suger and becomes really hyper and babbles on an on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…*

Ryou: Next tribal councill he's getting my vote.

Mokuba. ^__________________________________________________________________________ _^

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