Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Survivor Egypt! ❯ Oh Mutts and bugs... ( Chapter 3 )

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Chuckles: HI!!!!

Duke: Who The Heck are you?

Chuckles: I am the dark lady Chuckles the silly jester!

Me: Chuckles! What are you doing?

Chuckles: I wanted to meet Mokuba

Jardina: I'll take care of her. Chuckles, look a shiny item in China.

Chuckles: Where? *Runs to China*

Me: Sorry about my Yami.

Yami: I thought Jardina was your Yami.

Me: I have three, Don't ask.

Bakura: how can that be?

Me: I don't know but my friend, Immoral B*tch on FF.net has three also.

Pegasus: can't we just get on with the Fic?

Me: Fine, I don't own Yu-gi-oh, Survivor or any other junk that might appear.

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Tribal Council:

Jazz: Okay first grab a torch and light it up.

Camera guy: Ma'am the tribe hasn't appeared yet.

Jazz: I know I was just practicing.

C.G.: -__-u

Horus: *Enters*

Jazz: How's life going?

Kaiba: Yami's a control freak.

Yami: I am not! I command you to stop saying that.

Kaiba: see.

Jazz: How's the food going.

Serenity: It's going well, Mako is catching a lot of fish.

Jazz: *obviously not interested* Great, well now it's time to grab a torch and light it in the fire (ha! I remembered this Time!)

Horus team: *does as told*

Jazz: It's time to duel I mean vote. Da** why can't I ever get that right?

Voting booth:

Kaiba: Yami, I choose you to prove you are no longer the king of games.

Back to the fire:

Jazz: I'll count the votes. Yami,

Kaiba: *smirk*

Jazz: Rex, Rex, Weevil,

Weevil: What I'll send my bug army to destroy you all, Mwahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahah

Ahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha!

Jazz: (doesn't he ever breath) Rex, Kaiba,

Yami: *smirk*

Jazz: Mai, Pegasus,

Pegasus: May funny Bunny destroy you all!

Jazz: (I need a new job) Rex and……………..

Mai: Get on with it woman!

Jazz: Fine, Miss Bossy. The second person voted off is Rex.

Kaiba: I know why dinosaurs are extinct.

Rex: Shut up.

Jazz: Rex, The tribe has spoken *puts out torch* you must now walk down the path of shame while the rest of the tribe points and laughs.

Rex: that wasn't on the show last season.

Jazz: new feature in fact it's so new the last tribe didn't do this.

Rex: *mumble*

Horus: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Jazz: okay head back to camp before I glomp Seto.

Seto: What?

Jazz: nothing.

Team Isis:

Mokuba: SSSSSSUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Merik: How long has he been like this?

Set: Ten hours.

Tea: How about some coffee?

Ishizu: How can we make some? The coffee's next to the sugar, which Mokuba won't allow us to go near.

Tea: I have an Idea.

Bakura: Ten bucks says she gets knocked out.

Joey: I'll take that bet.

Tea: Mokuba, will you let your FRIEND Tea go near the sugar?

Bakura: Did she just say the word friend?

Merik: I think Mokuba will punish Tea.

Mokuba: NO!!!!! MY SUGAR!!!!! *Punches Tea*

Tea: *KO'd *

Bakura: Pay up, or I'll steal from you.

Joey: Here, *hands Bakura a ten dollar bill*

Horus:

Pegasus: AHHHHH! I just realized that the funny bunny marathon is today!

Everyone but Pegasus: -__-u

Yami: what do you mean I'm a control freak?

Kaiba: I mean you have to have everything your way

Yami: I do not! Weevil that is not how the shelter is supposed to look like, let me do it.

Kaiba: I rest my case.

Mai: hey everyone tree mail,

Weevil: let me read it,

Are your taste buds numb?

You'll wish they were.

For what you must endure

For immunity to come.

Yugi: well at least the rhyme is better than last time…I think…

Challenge:

Chuckles: I'm back.

Duke: you again?

Jardina: Chuckles time for your visit to the white room.

Chuckles: Do I get to where the comfy coat again?

Jardina: Yes.

Chuckles: Yay!!!!!!

Jardina: * drags Chuckles away*

Jazz: sorry about them.

Everyone: -_-u

Jazz: well on to the challenge. You must eat one of these!

Everyone: Ewe.

Weevil: that's just sick and wrong.

Duke: for you maybe.

Jazz: you must each eat a Madagascar hissing cockroach.

Tea: aren't we in Egypt.

Jazz: at least it's from the same continent. anywho lets begin, Isis since you have two extra players who's sitting out?

Tea: I'll sit out.

Ryou: and I will to.

Jazz: okay. First up the Kaiba Brothers.

Seto and Mokuba go up.

Jazz: first one to eat the cockroach gets there team a point, Go.

Seto eats the cockroach pretty quickly, but since Mokuba is still high on Sugar and scarfs the thing down quicker than lightning.

It goes like this till both teams have three points.

Jazz: Finally Joey Versus Serenity.

Joey: No way am I eating dat thing.

Kaiba: I'd think you were use to eating cockroaches you mutt.

Joey: I am not a Dog!!!!!

While they are arguing Serenity quickly eats the cockroach.

Jazz: Horus is the winner, they win Immunity and a dinner buffet. I'll see you Isis, tonight.

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Me: Okay please review and tell me who you want to vote off. And send money to keep chuckles locked up. And more money to keep Illusion (my friends Yami) locked up so she won't kill her with all the hearts and junk. *kills whoever thought of valentines day*

And the choices are: Joey, Tristan, Merik, Ishizu, Tea, Mokuba, Bakura, Ryou, H.P. Seto, and Duke.