Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! ❯ Week Eight ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Sakura22 
What's this? Reviving the Pink Bunny? Why the heck would we want to do that?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.20.2002 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
What's this? Reviving the Pink Bunny? Why the heck would we want to do that?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.20.2002 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow
Week Eight
Hey! Where'd that box of cinnabuns go? Ah…what? Oh. Yep, you over there. And…three, two, one…go!
Sakura: Hello! I have to say that this episode was all Brockiepoo15's idea! Well, I wrote it but she came up with the fun stuff…
Yugi: =P You are sooo brain blocked.
Sakura: Don't rub it in! I'm so excited, so my rights and junk and I just learned to say baka.
Yugi: …? Wha? You sure about that?
Sakura: Yes!! Okay, I've already said I don't own the idea.
Joey: =P You are sooo brain blocked.
Sakura: Shut up!! Okay, so no 'what are we gonna do today' junk. We know what we are going to do. That's why I'm excited. It is special.
Kaiba: I do not agree…
Sakura: Shut up. You will never agree. So, today we are…bringing the Pink Bunny back to life, but not for annoying Kaiba out of his wits. For…grudges, fights, anything. Hehe, aren't we evil?
Yugi: How exactly are we going to bring the Pink Bunny back to life?
Sakura: ::winks at Bakura::
Bakura: Oh…Yaaa-mee…?
(We're not calling him Yami Bakura anymore, just Ryou…thanks for the suggestion. It seems to be easier, no?)
Ryou: ::rubbing his eyes:: What? I'm not gunna do my love crush thingamabob, alright? I'm tired and I wanna go to sleep…
Bakura: Oh, but Yami! We're going to have so much fun today! We're going to torture people!
::Ryou perks up at that::
Ryou: Did you say…torture?
Bakura: Yep.
Ryou: ::still a bit sleepy despite the mention of torture:: Whadda ya want me to do?
Sakura: Simple. Just reanimate the Pink Bunny.
Ryou: You sure about that? He's pretty dangerous.
::everybody nods, Kaiba reluctantly::
Ryou: Alright…here goes. ::waves fingers around, says a few Egyptian words…::
::…and suddenly, there is the Pink Bunny, hopping from backstage to where Ryou is standing::
Pink Bunny: Hey…wasn't I just asleep?
Mai: It speaks words other than hey and names? Whoa.
Sakura: Hello, Pink Bunny. We would like you to annoy some people for us.
Pink Bunny: I am best at that! Who shall I annoy first?
Sakura: ::looks around, knowing already:: Ryou!!
::Ryou turns white::
Pink Bunny: ::evil smirk:: …Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou!
Ryou: ::Bakura/Tracey Sketchit girly scream:: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! ::runs very far away to a dark corner to hide, and madness starts rotting his mind::
Bakura: That was great! Do it again! Do it again!!
Sakura: Ryou has had his torture. I think that will make him very scared for a long time. Maybe he'll never come out of wherever he is again.
Bakura: Fine with me…
Sakura: Who shall we do next, hmm?
Joey: Bandit Keith!!
::everyone looks at him::
Joey: What? It's a good idea!
Téa: We didn't say it wasn't. Actually, it's a great idea.
Bakura: He did try to seal us in a cave for life. I swear he put super glue on that rock. If two big guys and a short kid can move it, how come two big guys, a short kid, a girl and I can't?
Sakura: ::mocking Mr. Spock:: Illogical.
Joey: Well, shall we?
Sakura: Alright. If he gets pissed off it's not my fault, though. Who knows how he'll react? Maybe he watches cartoons in his free time.
Joey: So where is Bandit Keith?
~~At a McDonalds in New York City three hours before the YGO Talkshow is on~~
Bandit Keith: Mmm, this is Big Mac is good. Gotta love the special sauce.
::he is suddenly overcome by an urge to take a weekend trip up to Massachusetts::
Bandit Keith: Hmm, I think I'll take a weekend trip to Boston. Can't hurt, right? Maybe a nice tournament will be there…more victims of my awesome power.
::he gets in his car and starts driving. In three hours he is in Boston. And, of course, stuck in traffic::
Bandit Keith: Damn Big Dig, it's screwing up all the traffic. And it costs millions of dollars to build a tunnel underground for one measly little city? What about all those broken bridges in western Massachusetts? Geez, the Big Dig is screwing with the traffic on the other side of the state.
(Sakura: As you can tell, I'm in a slightly bad mood (the swear, hmm?) and hate the Big Dig, it really is messing with the traffic where I live here in poor western Mass.
Bostonian: There are people who live west of Worchester in this state?
Sakura: Yes!! People do live out here, baka!)
Bandit Keith: Ah, lookit that! A nice little television studio. Hmm, the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow. Hey, wasn't Yugi the little kid with that punk Joey? Might as well go in and see.
::Bandit Keith dodges Big Dig cranes and goes in the door to the studio. Sure enough, he's right on time for his cue::
Joey: So where is Bandit Keith?
Sakura: ::looks down from the stage and points at Bandit Keith:: Right there!
Bandit Keith: ::turns white, goes to run::
Sakura: Don't move or I'll tell them your last name!
Everyone but Sakura and Bandit Keith: What?
Joey: Bandit Keith has a last name? ::eyes narrow:: I see blackmail possibilities…
Sakura: Well, he has a last name in the Japanese episodes.
Banit Keith: You wouldn't.
Sakura: Well, how about this, then, 'Bandit' Keith Howard?
Pink Bunny: Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit, you suck! Hey Bandit!
Joey: I thought he was only supposed to say hey and the name! Where did you suck come into play?
Yami Yugi: Look, reanimation can do a lot to a bunny!
Sakura: How would you know? Unless… ::pulls the Yami Yugi costume off the Pink Bunny:: You aren't really Yami!
Imposter Pink Bunny: Hey Bandit…oh, yay! Can I take off this stupid costume now? ::tears off the Pink Bunny costume to reveal Yami Yugi:: I am never going to try to play a Halloween joke on Kaiba again. I got in my new bunny Halloween outfit and it was somehow superglued together.
Pink Bunny: I guess I'll get back to work…hey Bandit! Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit… ::starts hopping around Bandit Keith in little circles::
Bandit Keith: Ahh!! ::runs through the doors, only to fall in a five-hundred foot deep hole that is being used for the Big Dig (and somehow survives…)::
Joey: That should keep him occupied for a while.
Yugi: This is fun! Can we do Yami next?
Yami Yugi: Oh! A traitor, are we?
Sakura: Hate to burst your bubble but I promised I wouldn't torture Yami Yugi…sorry, Yug.
Yugi: Why does everybody call me that? It is so annoying!!
Joey: We didn't know Yug.
Tristan: We'll stop, Yug.
Téa: Yep, Yug.
Bakura: Shoulda told us, Yug.
Yugi: Ahh! This could be worse than the Pink Bunny!
Roberi: That's overdoing it, I think. Nothing is worse than that!
Yugi: Ah, but I am cuter than the Pink Bunny so I automatically gain immunity from him. At least, in this fic…
Bakura: ::still gleeful about Ryou:: So who's next?
Téa: Mai!!
Mai: Me? Why me?
Téa: Because I saw you spying on Yugi! You like him!
Mai: …? I do? I do not! I have a crush on J- erm…
Joey: On who, exactly?
Mai: Erm… ::quickly changing the subject:: I say we go for Panik next!!
Yami Yugi: But I obliterated him…
Brockiepoo15: ::appears:: Vanilla coke does wonders… ::disappears::
Sakura: Hey, yeah! Hmm, sugar and magic often don't bond well in animes…hey! Let's make Yami Yugi drink vanilla coke!! Maybe that'll help.
Yami Yugi: No way! Vanilla coke is disgusting!
::suddenly everyone but Yami Yugi are in doctor's outfits::
Yami Yugi: ::nervous gulp::
Sakura: Open wide…
Yugi: Say 'ahh'…
Yami Yugi: ::screams:: Ahhh!!!!
::Sakura shoves an open bottle of vanilla coke into Yami Yugi's open mouth::
Yami Yugi: Gah…ach…gulp…gulp…gulp…gulp… ::pretty soon it's all gone:: That was actually pretty good! I feel sorta weird though…
::he starts to bounce around the room, crashing into lights and cameras…::
Sakura: Oh, Yaaa-mee? I've got a nice bottle of vanilla coke here if you'll do what I ask…
Yami Yugi: Did you say ::happy gulp:: vanilla coke? I'll do anything!!
Sakura: How about bringing Panik over here?
::Yami Yugi is off immediately…only to come back a few minutes later::
Sakura: Where is he?
::a muffled scream::
::everybody turns around to see that Panik, once again, has snuck up behind Mai and clamped his hand over her mouth::
Joey: ::angry, naturally:: Why I outta…
Sakura: Wait! …Mr. Funny? Could you come here a sec?
Pink Bunny: Yes? Am I Mr. Funny?
Sakura: Yep. Now, show your trick to the nice man over there, will you?
Pink Bunny: …kay. …Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik!
Panik: ::lets go of Mai to cover his ears:: Noo!
Pink Bunny: Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik…
::Panik screams, then disappears::
Sakura: Whoa, where'd he go?
Yami Yugi: He threw himself into the shadow realm. Back where he came from.
Sakura: Wow, you wore out that sugar high pretty fast.
Yami Yugi: I believe I was promised a vanilla coke?
Sakura: ::hands him a diet, caffeine free vanilla coke, somehow rid of all sugar-like substances::
Yami Yugi: …Noo!!!! Not diet!!!! Ahh!
Tristan: Wow, he's bummed.
Kaiba: Not as bummed as I am about that…baka bunny.
Sakura: Will everybody stop saying that?!
Kaiba: What? You wrote it!
Sakura: I know, just stop!! It's getting annoying.
Kaiba: ::looks at the rest of the cast:: Does anybody know another word for baka?
Roberi: (censored)!
::sweatdrops everywhere::
Kaiba: Perhaps something I can actually say? God (censored) why did Bandit Keith get to say a swear and I don't?
Sakura: He had good reasons.
Yugi: Can we please get on with it?
Sakura: Right. Oh, for our wonderful grand finale…wait for it…
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh: God (censored) why can't I swear and where did that (censored) Pegasus run off to?
Sakura: ::evil grin:: Hehe, we have someone who can find him…oh Yaaa-mee?
Yami Yugi: What? For Ra's sake you'd think a brokenhearted Yami could get some thinking time around here…
Sakura: Could you go find the nice Mr. Pegasus and bring him here?
Kaiba: Nice? Excuse me?
Yami Yugi: What's in it for me?
Sakura: A trip to the Berkshires!
Yami Yugi: The what shirs?
Sakura: The Berkshires. The name of the mountains on the west side of Massachusetts, part of the Appalachian Mountains?
Yami Yugi: Why would I wanna go there?
Sakura: Because I can't drive yet and we go there every Sunday to go to Tanglewood!
Yami Yugi: Tanglywood?
Sakura: Ignorant little man…Tanglewood is a very nice place where the Boston Symphony Orchestra plays classical music in a sort of large, open aired shed. Sit out on the grass in the sun… ::drifting into a daydream:: Beethoven's ninth, Ode to Joy…1812 Overture…so awesome.
Everyone except Sakura: Freak…
Yugi: Fine, fine, I'll do it. Can I get a frozen lemonade there?
Sakura: I guess…they have the best frozen lemonades on the planet.
Yami Yugi: Alright… ::goes off in search of Pegasus::
::………::
Pegasus: ::walking in with Yami Yugi:: Ah, Yami, may I have your soul now?
Yami Yugi: Well, no. But here's something else…
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Everyone but Sakura, Pegasus and the Pink Bunny:: What?
Sakura: Pegasus doesn't fit the two-syllable scheme! And the insane maniac wouldn't be in the least perturbed by his own creation…so how about mixing it with his dreaded 'Pegasus the winged horse' jokes?
Pegasus: AHH! Not the Greek myths…anything but the winged horse…
Sakura: Excuse me? You are speaking to the goddess of Greek myths. You're gonna have to get by my awesome powers!
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Pegasus: Nooo!! I'm melting…I'm melting… ::he starts to turn into goo on the floor like the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz::
Everyone except Pegasus and the Pink Bunny: …?
Pegasus: I'm melting…I'm melting…
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Pegasus: Nooo!! I'm melting… I'm gurgle gurgle gurgle… ::Pegasus becomes a small puddle of goo on the floor::
Roberi: Eeew!
Téa: Gross…
Sakura and Yugi: He's gone! Yay! ::link arms and do a little jig::
Tristan: He…melted?
Bakura: Finally! But where's the eye?
Mai: That's gonna be hard to clean.
Joey: ::being his thickheaded self:: What? Did someone say clean? I can clean clocks…at least, hat's what I said in the show. To the Paradox Brothers, right? I dunno…
::sweatdrops::
Clone Sakura: ::from backstage:: Thirty seconds…our magic number!
Tristan: I though love potion number one was our number.
Sakura: That's not all a number…
Yugi: I don't even want to think about that…
Brockiepoo15: Oh! Can I send the Pink Bunny on my mom now?
Sakura: Sure, just make sure he doesn't run off.
Brockiepoo15: ::running off to her house with the Pink Bunny:: Okay bunny, so we're going to get my mom. You just do your little trick…
Sakura: Well, see ya all next week! Bye!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
1:03 AM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh
The Pink Bunny
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Brockiepoo15 for the idea!!
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh
Love Potion number one
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
McDonalds
Big Macs
The Big Dig (arrg…)
Vanilla coke
The Wizard of Oz
BSO (Boston Symphony Orchestra)
GOSH THIS WAS LONG!
DIE PINK BUNNY…MUST KILL…
~~Twenty years and ten billion dollars later in Boston~~
Bandit Keith: ::now very insane:: Ah, look!! Look, more dirt I can eat…yum…how long can I survive in this hole on dirt? It has to have been at least fifteen years by now…at least the dirt tastes good…
::a paving machine rolls him over and he is covered in tar::
Bandit Keith: Oh, no! Now I'll be stuck here forever in this road! …Oh, a beetle! …Yum. Nothing like a nice June bug to satisfy your appetite…
~~Also a few years after the episode of YGO Talkshow~~
Ryou: Is he gone? Is the…pink fiend gone? Maybe he is…but maybe he's not! Ah, is that him? Ahhh! No, that's not him…AHH! A clown dressed up like a bunny!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!! No, get away from me…just a shadow? Oh…Ah! What is that?! Ooh look, a knife, what should I use it for? Life or death? Gah!! A big bird…!
Pigeon: Coo…
Ryou: Die, baka pigeon!! ::stabs it, then starts tearing pieces off the bird and eats it:: Guess I'm using the knife for death! Die, baka spirit! ::plunges the knife into his stomach:: …Oh, no…I was the…baka spirit…
Week Eight
Hey! Where'd that box of cinnabuns go? Ah…what? Oh. Yep, you over there. And…three, two, one…go!
Sakura: Hello! I have to say that this episode was all Brockiepoo15's idea! Well, I wrote it but she came up with the fun stuff…
Yugi: =P You are sooo brain blocked.
Sakura: Don't rub it in! I'm so excited, so my rights and junk and I just learned to say baka.
Yugi: …? Wha? You sure about that?
Sakura: Yes!! Okay, I've already said I don't own the idea.
Joey: =P You are sooo brain blocked.
Sakura: Shut up!! Okay, so no 'what are we gonna do today' junk. We know what we are going to do. That's why I'm excited. It is special.
Kaiba: I do not agree…
Sakura: Shut up. You will never agree. So, today we are…bringing the Pink Bunny back to life, but not for annoying Kaiba out of his wits. For…grudges, fights, anything. Hehe, aren't we evil?
Yugi: How exactly are we going to bring the Pink Bunny back to life?
Sakura: ::winks at Bakura::
Bakura: Oh…Yaaa-mee…?
(We're not calling him Yami Bakura anymore, just Ryou…thanks for the suggestion. It seems to be easier, no?)
Ryou: ::rubbing his eyes:: What? I'm not gunna do my love crush thingamabob, alright? I'm tired and I wanna go to sleep…
Bakura: Oh, but Yami! We're going to have so much fun today! We're going to torture people!
::Ryou perks up at that::
Ryou: Did you say…torture?
Bakura: Yep.
Ryou: ::still a bit sleepy despite the mention of torture:: Whadda ya want me to do?
Sakura: Simple. Just reanimate the Pink Bunny.
Ryou: You sure about that? He's pretty dangerous.
::everybody nods, Kaiba reluctantly::
Ryou: Alright…here goes. ::waves fingers around, says a few Egyptian words…::
::…and suddenly, there is the Pink Bunny, hopping from backstage to where Ryou is standing::
Pink Bunny: Hey…wasn't I just asleep?
Mai: It speaks words other than hey and names? Whoa.
Sakura: Hello, Pink Bunny. We would like you to annoy some people for us.
Pink Bunny: I am best at that! Who shall I annoy first?
Sakura: ::looks around, knowing already:: Ryou!!
::Ryou turns white::
Pink Bunny: ::evil smirk:: …Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou! Hey Ryou!
Ryou: ::Bakura/Tracey Sketchit girly scream:: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! ::runs very far away to a dark corner to hide, and madness starts rotting his mind::
Bakura: That was great! Do it again! Do it again!!
Sakura: Ryou has had his torture. I think that will make him very scared for a long time. Maybe he'll never come out of wherever he is again.
Bakura: Fine with me…
Sakura: Who shall we do next, hmm?
Joey: Bandit Keith!!
::everyone looks at him::
Joey: What? It's a good idea!
Téa: We didn't say it wasn't. Actually, it's a great idea.
Bakura: He did try to seal us in a cave for life. I swear he put super glue on that rock. If two big guys and a short kid can move it, how come two big guys, a short kid, a girl and I can't?
Sakura: ::mocking Mr. Spock:: Illogical.
Joey: Well, shall we?
Sakura: Alright. If he gets pissed off it's not my fault, though. Who knows how he'll react? Maybe he watches cartoons in his free time.
Joey: So where is Bandit Keith?
~~At a McDonalds in New York City three hours before the YGO Talkshow is on~~
Bandit Keith: Mmm, this is Big Mac is good. Gotta love the special sauce.
::he is suddenly overcome by an urge to take a weekend trip up to Massachusetts::
Bandit Keith: Hmm, I think I'll take a weekend trip to Boston. Can't hurt, right? Maybe a nice tournament will be there…more victims of my awesome power.
::he gets in his car and starts driving. In three hours he is in Boston. And, of course, stuck in traffic::
Bandit Keith: Damn Big Dig, it's screwing up all the traffic. And it costs millions of dollars to build a tunnel underground for one measly little city? What about all those broken bridges in western Massachusetts? Geez, the Big Dig is screwing with the traffic on the other side of the state.
(Sakura: As you can tell, I'm in a slightly bad mood (the swear, hmm?) and hate the Big Dig, it really is messing with the traffic where I live here in poor western Mass.
Bostonian: There are people who live west of Worchester in this state?
Sakura: Yes!! People do live out here, baka!)
Bandit Keith: Ah, lookit that! A nice little television studio. Hmm, the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow. Hey, wasn't Yugi the little kid with that punk Joey? Might as well go in and see.
::Bandit Keith dodges Big Dig cranes and goes in the door to the studio. Sure enough, he's right on time for his cue::
Joey: So where is Bandit Keith?
Sakura: ::looks down from the stage and points at Bandit Keith:: Right there!
Bandit Keith: ::turns white, goes to run::
Sakura: Don't move or I'll tell them your last name!
Everyone but Sakura and Bandit Keith: What?
Joey: Bandit Keith has a last name? ::eyes narrow:: I see blackmail possibilities…
Sakura: Well, he has a last name in the Japanese episodes.
Banit Keith: You wouldn't.
Sakura: Well, how about this, then, 'Bandit' Keith Howard?
Pink Bunny: Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit, you suck! Hey Bandit!
Joey: I thought he was only supposed to say hey and the name! Where did you suck come into play?
Yami Yugi: Look, reanimation can do a lot to a bunny!
Sakura: How would you know? Unless… ::pulls the Yami Yugi costume off the Pink Bunny:: You aren't really Yami!
Imposter Pink Bunny: Hey Bandit…oh, yay! Can I take off this stupid costume now? ::tears off the Pink Bunny costume to reveal Yami Yugi:: I am never going to try to play a Halloween joke on Kaiba again. I got in my new bunny Halloween outfit and it was somehow superglued together.
Pink Bunny: I guess I'll get back to work…hey Bandit! Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit… ::starts hopping around Bandit Keith in little circles::
Bandit Keith: Ahh!! ::runs through the doors, only to fall in a five-hundred foot deep hole that is being used for the Big Dig (and somehow survives…)::
Joey: That should keep him occupied for a while.
Yugi: This is fun! Can we do Yami next?
Yami Yugi: Oh! A traitor, are we?
Sakura: Hate to burst your bubble but I promised I wouldn't torture Yami Yugi…sorry, Yug.
Yugi: Why does everybody call me that? It is so annoying!!
Joey: We didn't know Yug.
Tristan: We'll stop, Yug.
Téa: Yep, Yug.
Bakura: Shoulda told us, Yug.
Yugi: Ahh! This could be worse than the Pink Bunny!
Roberi: That's overdoing it, I think. Nothing is worse than that!
Yugi: Ah, but I am cuter than the Pink Bunny so I automatically gain immunity from him. At least, in this fic…
Bakura: ::still gleeful about Ryou:: So who's next?
Téa: Mai!!
Mai: Me? Why me?
Téa: Because I saw you spying on Yugi! You like him!
Mai: …? I do? I do not! I have a crush on J- erm…
Joey: On who, exactly?
Mai: Erm… ::quickly changing the subject:: I say we go for Panik next!!
Yami Yugi: But I obliterated him…
Brockiepoo15: ::appears:: Vanilla coke does wonders… ::disappears::
Sakura: Hey, yeah! Hmm, sugar and magic often don't bond well in animes…hey! Let's make Yami Yugi drink vanilla coke!! Maybe that'll help.
Yami Yugi: No way! Vanilla coke is disgusting!
::suddenly everyone but Yami Yugi are in doctor's outfits::
Yami Yugi: ::nervous gulp::
Sakura: Open wide…
Yugi: Say 'ahh'…
Yami Yugi: ::screams:: Ahhh!!!!
::Sakura shoves an open bottle of vanilla coke into Yami Yugi's open mouth::
Yami Yugi: Gah…ach…gulp…gulp…gulp…gulp… ::pretty soon it's all gone:: That was actually pretty good! I feel sorta weird though…
::he starts to bounce around the room, crashing into lights and cameras…::
Sakura: Oh, Yaaa-mee? I've got a nice bottle of vanilla coke here if you'll do what I ask…
Yami Yugi: Did you say ::happy gulp:: vanilla coke? I'll do anything!!
Sakura: How about bringing Panik over here?
::Yami Yugi is off immediately…only to come back a few minutes later::
Sakura: Where is he?
::a muffled scream::
::everybody turns around to see that Panik, once again, has snuck up behind Mai and clamped his hand over her mouth::
Joey: ::angry, naturally:: Why I outta…
Sakura: Wait! …Mr. Funny? Could you come here a sec?
Pink Bunny: Yes? Am I Mr. Funny?
Sakura: Yep. Now, show your trick to the nice man over there, will you?
Pink Bunny: …kay. …Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik!
Panik: ::lets go of Mai to cover his ears:: Noo!
Pink Bunny: Hey Panik! Hey Panik! Hey Panik…
::Panik screams, then disappears::
Sakura: Whoa, where'd he go?
Yami Yugi: He threw himself into the shadow realm. Back where he came from.
Sakura: Wow, you wore out that sugar high pretty fast.
Yami Yugi: I believe I was promised a vanilla coke?
Sakura: ::hands him a diet, caffeine free vanilla coke, somehow rid of all sugar-like substances::
Yami Yugi: …Noo!!!! Not diet!!!! Ahh!
Tristan: Wow, he's bummed.
Kaiba: Not as bummed as I am about that…baka bunny.
Sakura: Will everybody stop saying that?!
Kaiba: What? You wrote it!
Sakura: I know, just stop!! It's getting annoying.
Kaiba: ::looks at the rest of the cast:: Does anybody know another word for baka?
Roberi: (censored)!
::sweatdrops everywhere::
Kaiba: Perhaps something I can actually say? God (censored) why did Bandit Keith get to say a swear and I don't?
Sakura: He had good reasons.
Yugi: Can we please get on with it?
Sakura: Right. Oh, for our wonderful grand finale…wait for it…
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh: God (censored) why can't I swear and where did that (censored) Pegasus run off to?
Sakura: ::evil grin:: Hehe, we have someone who can find him…oh Yaaa-mee?
Yami Yugi: What? For Ra's sake you'd think a brokenhearted Yami could get some thinking time around here…
Sakura: Could you go find the nice Mr. Pegasus and bring him here?
Kaiba: Nice? Excuse me?
Yami Yugi: What's in it for me?
Sakura: A trip to the Berkshires!
Yami Yugi: The what shirs?
Sakura: The Berkshires. The name of the mountains on the west side of Massachusetts, part of the Appalachian Mountains?
Yami Yugi: Why would I wanna go there?
Sakura: Because I can't drive yet and we go there every Sunday to go to Tanglewood!
Yami Yugi: Tanglywood?
Sakura: Ignorant little man…Tanglewood is a very nice place where the Boston Symphony Orchestra plays classical music in a sort of large, open aired shed. Sit out on the grass in the sun… ::drifting into a daydream:: Beethoven's ninth, Ode to Joy…1812 Overture…so awesome.
Everyone except Sakura: Freak…
Yugi: Fine, fine, I'll do it. Can I get a frozen lemonade there?
Sakura: I guess…they have the best frozen lemonades on the planet.
Yami Yugi: Alright… ::goes off in search of Pegasus::
::………::
Pegasus: ::walking in with Yami Yugi:: Ah, Yami, may I have your soul now?
Yami Yugi: Well, no. But here's something else…
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Everyone but Sakura, Pegasus and the Pink Bunny:: What?
Sakura: Pegasus doesn't fit the two-syllable scheme! And the insane maniac wouldn't be in the least perturbed by his own creation…so how about mixing it with his dreaded 'Pegasus the winged horse' jokes?
Pegasus: AHH! Not the Greek myths…anything but the winged horse…
Sakura: Excuse me? You are speaking to the goddess of Greek myths. You're gonna have to get by my awesome powers!
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Pegasus: Nooo!! I'm melting…I'm melting… ::he starts to turn into goo on the floor like the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz::
Everyone except Pegasus and the Pink Bunny: …?
Pegasus: I'm melting…I'm melting…
Pink Bunny: Hey horsie! Hey horsie! Hey horsie!
Pegasus: Nooo!! I'm melting… I'm gurgle gurgle gurgle… ::Pegasus becomes a small puddle of goo on the floor::
Roberi: Eeew!
Téa: Gross…
Sakura and Yugi: He's gone! Yay! ::link arms and do a little jig::
Tristan: He…melted?
Bakura: Finally! But where's the eye?
Mai: That's gonna be hard to clean.
Joey: ::being his thickheaded self:: What? Did someone say clean? I can clean clocks…at least, hat's what I said in the show. To the Paradox Brothers, right? I dunno…
::sweatdrops::
Clone Sakura: ::from backstage:: Thirty seconds…our magic number!
Tristan: I though love potion number one was our number.
Sakura: That's not all a number…
Yugi: I don't even want to think about that…
Brockiepoo15: Oh! Can I send the Pink Bunny on my mom now?
Sakura: Sure, just make sure he doesn't run off.
Brockiepoo15: ::running off to her house with the Pink Bunny:: Okay bunny, so we're going to get my mom. You just do your little trick…
Sakura: Well, see ya all next week! Bye!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
1:03 AM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh
The Pink Bunny
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Brockiepoo15 for the idea!!
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
Great God of Yu-Gi-Oh
Love Potion number one
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
McDonalds
Big Macs
The Big Dig (arrg…)
Vanilla coke
The Wizard of Oz
BSO (Boston Symphony Orchestra)
GOSH THIS WAS LONG!
DIE PINK BUNNY…MUST KILL…
~~Twenty years and ten billion dollars later in Boston~~
Bandit Keith: ::now very insane:: Ah, look!! Look, more dirt I can eat…yum…how long can I survive in this hole on dirt? It has to have been at least fifteen years by now…at least the dirt tastes good…
::a paving machine rolls him over and he is covered in tar::
Bandit Keith: Oh, no! Now I'll be stuck here forever in this road! …Oh, a beetle! …Yum. Nothing like a nice June bug to satisfy your appetite…
~~Also a few years after the episode of YGO Talkshow~~
Ryou: Is he gone? Is the…pink fiend gone? Maybe he is…but maybe he's not! Ah, is that him? Ahhh! No, that's not him…AHH! A clown dressed up like a bunny!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!! No, get away from me…just a shadow? Oh…Ah! What is that?! Ooh look, a knife, what should I use it for? Life or death? Gah!! A big bird…!
Pigeon: Coo…
Ryou: Die, baka pigeon!! ::stabs it, then starts tearing pieces off the bird and eats it:: Guess I'm using the knife for death! Die, baka spirit! ::plunges the knife into his stomach:: …Oh, no…I was the…baka spirit…