Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! ❯ Week Nine ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Sakura22 
What happens when we mix Whose Line Is It Anyway with Yu-Gi-Oh? Find out!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.25.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 279 | Status: Completed
What happens when we mix Whose Line Is It Anyway with Yu-Gi-Oh? Find out!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.25.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 279 | Status: Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow
Week Nine
Are we live yet? Is there time for…oh! We are going live in three, two, one…go!!
Sakura: Hello!! Welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow!! I have no idea what we are going to do today. So I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Or any of the characters besides myself, my clones, and Roberi.
Roberi: You do not own me!!
Sakura: I don't? Your fic is coming soon enough so don't complain!! You will be mine in a few days.
Roberi: Nobody owns me!! I am my own free person!!
Sakura: ::eyebrows raise::
Yugi: Let's not get into this please? We fight enough. Just yesterday Joey fought with Bandit Keith…
Joey: ::looking just fine:: Yes!!! I put Keith in a cast!!
Yugi: Erm, no more fighting!!
Sakura: So what are we going to do today? Clone Sakura!!!
Clone Sakura: ::coming out from backstage:: What? Is it always my fault?
Bakura: It is but-
Sakura: We should start knowing what we are doing ahead of time!!
Clone Sakura: How about we do some improvisation? Like Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Sakura: That sounds fun!! Let's do it!! But I will say ahead of time to the respectful companies out there: I do not own any of the things we are about to make fun of.
::Sakura sits at a seat behind a desk and Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Bakura are in seats lined up on the stage. The rest of the Talkshow cast are the audience::
Sakura: Hello and welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh version of Whose Line Is It Anyway? I'm your hostess Sakura. Let me introduce our four contestants today! The short but still cute and funny Yugi Muto!!
Yugi: That doesn't really sound funny.
Sakura: Joey, the thickest but still cute Joey Wheeler!
Joey: Didn't you say that about Yugi?
Sakura: Next is the I don't talk much but still play a big part Tristan Taylor!
Tristan: Thanks!
Yugi & Joey: ::grumble::
Sakura: And is he a girl but acts like a boy Bakura!!
Bakura: ::confused::
Sakura: Our first game today will be 'Party Quirks'.
::Joey, Tristan and Bakura look at the envelopes given to them and all four contestants get up::
Sakura: Yugi will be the host of the party and all his guests will arrive at the sound of the doorbell, but each guest has a strange way of acting. So, is the party underway, Yugi?
Yugi: Yes!! A dueling party!
Sakura: Great!
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: ::pretending to open a door:: Hey, Joey!
Joey: ::breathing heavy:: Hello, Yugi. ::pretends to pul out a lightsaber:: Yugi, I am your father!!
Yugi: Why, hello, Darth Vader! I meant duel as in the cards, not lightsaber duels!
Sakura: ::ringing buzzer:: Darth Vader! You got it!!
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: ::opening pretend door once again:: Hey, Tristan! How you been?
Tristan: Take this, my anger, my love, and all of my sorrow!! Shining fingaa!!
Yugi: Why, hello Domone. Please don't bring your Gundam in here.
Sakura: Yes! Domone Kashu!! ::whispers:: It's not like these guys give it away, huh?
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: Hello, Bakura: How are you today?
Bakura: Just fine, thanks! Hmm, do you have any lipstick?
Yugi: O.O
Bakura: No? Alright, well I'll just sit here.
Yugi: Um…erm, that is…
Bakura: Well, don't just stand there, give a pretty girl a drink, will you?
Yugi: O.O ::thump::
Bakura: Yugi? Are you alright?
Sakura: I think he fainted.
Clone Skaura: ::from the audience:: What was he?
Sakura: He was a girl.
Ryou: Isn't he always?
Clone Sakura: Hey!! ::goes over to Ryou and stands over him, looking menacing::
Clone Sakura: How'd you get back anyways?
Ryou: Last week's thing said a few years later. Can't I do stuff in between?
Clone Sakura: No!! Not if you're going to pick on Bakura! He's had enough of that already!! From all of you!! I'm leaving. ::storms out of the studio::
Sakura: See what you did!! Now we're going to have to find her!!
::everybody leaves to go find Clone Sakura::
Sakura: ::catches Ryou on the way out:: No! You have to stay here and entertain the people!!
Ryou: ::turns white::
::everyone except Ryou is searching backstage now::
Ryou: Hehe…hello!! What kind of deranged people are you that stay up to watch this show so early in the morning? I was up early. ::fake yawn:: And all I came here for was to be yelled at. I must make a stand!! If any of you think these awful people are being too hard on me, sign my petition!! To sign, all you have to do is scroll down and click on add review…
Sakura: SHUT UP RYOU OR I WILL HAVE TO COME OUT THERE!!!!!
Ryou: ::gulp:: Erm, so onto more nice things…to bake a wonderful batch of cookies, just mix eggs, flour, sugar and butter or margarine into a bowl. Add chocolate chips!! My personal favorite. Roll them into small balls and place them onto a cookie sheet three inches apart. Bake at 350º for thirty minutes. Let cool. To wreak havoc, feed to your Yami or other magical creature.
Sakura: RYOU!!
Ryou: See this nice white bunny? Harmless. But die his fur pink and let him loose in the Kaiba mansion and-
Kaiba & Sakura: RYOU!!!!!!
Kaiba: Don't make me come out there…
Ryou: ::gulp:: Um, today on the science channel, I got a letter asking, what happens when you put a hamster in the microwave? Well, let's find out!!
Kaiba: ::coming on stage:: Ryou, I oughtta… ::gags Ryou and ties him to a chair:: My turn. Today on the electronics channel, how to build your own holographic dueling disc.
Sakura: KAIBA!! We aren't all geniuses!!
Kaiba: Well, what do you want me to do, exactly?
::a trapdoor on the stage opens::
Clone Sakura: ::getting out onto the stage:: Hey, Kaiba! You got Ryou for me? Thanks. Hey guys!! I'm right here!!
::the cast comes out from backstage::
Sakura: How'd you get on stage?
Clone Sakura: The trapdoor.
Sakura: We have a trapdoor?
Clone Sakura: Yes, right next to the dueling arena.
Sakura: We have a dueling arena?
Clone Sakura: Yes, right next to the human chess set.
Sakura: Woah!! Awesome!! We have a human chess set?? We gotta take that out sometime!! I rule at chess!!
Clone Sakura: Erm, we're running out of time.
Sakura: We are?? Wow, already? Ryou must have put on a good show!!
Ryou: Mmmffumhhum…
Sakura: Yes, you're right!! Kauba did do a good job tying you up!!
Kaiba: The least I could do…
Sakura: So join us next week!! We had a request for a certain guest and we can't refuse our audience!!
Yugi: Who?
Sakura: You'll see. We might actually have a few guests… ::gets to work on next week's SCRIPT!! For once::
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
6:49 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Pandapants- I will get you in somehow…!
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
Yu-Gi-Oh version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Star Wars
G Gundam
A Human Chess set (wish I did…)
IF YOU WANT TO BE A GUEST SAY SO IN A REVIEW!!
SORRY I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS…
IF YOU HAVE IDEAS TELL ME PLEASE!!
Week Nine
Are we live yet? Is there time for…oh! We are going live in three, two, one…go!!
Sakura: Hello!! Welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow!! I have no idea what we are going to do today. So I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Or any of the characters besides myself, my clones, and Roberi.
Roberi: You do not own me!!
Sakura: I don't? Your fic is coming soon enough so don't complain!! You will be mine in a few days.
Roberi: Nobody owns me!! I am my own free person!!
Sakura: ::eyebrows raise::
Yugi: Let's not get into this please? We fight enough. Just yesterday Joey fought with Bandit Keith…
Joey: ::looking just fine:: Yes!!! I put Keith in a cast!!
Yugi: Erm, no more fighting!!
Sakura: So what are we going to do today? Clone Sakura!!!
Clone Sakura: ::coming out from backstage:: What? Is it always my fault?
Bakura: It is but-
Sakura: We should start knowing what we are doing ahead of time!!
Clone Sakura: How about we do some improvisation? Like Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Sakura: That sounds fun!! Let's do it!! But I will say ahead of time to the respectful companies out there: I do not own any of the things we are about to make fun of.
::Sakura sits at a seat behind a desk and Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Bakura are in seats lined up on the stage. The rest of the Talkshow cast are the audience::
Sakura: Hello and welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh version of Whose Line Is It Anyway? I'm your hostess Sakura. Let me introduce our four contestants today! The short but still cute and funny Yugi Muto!!
Yugi: That doesn't really sound funny.
Sakura: Joey, the thickest but still cute Joey Wheeler!
Joey: Didn't you say that about Yugi?
Sakura: Next is the I don't talk much but still play a big part Tristan Taylor!
Tristan: Thanks!
Yugi & Joey: ::grumble::
Sakura: And is he a girl but acts like a boy Bakura!!
Bakura: ::confused::
Sakura: Our first game today will be 'Party Quirks'.
::Joey, Tristan and Bakura look at the envelopes given to them and all four contestants get up::
Sakura: Yugi will be the host of the party and all his guests will arrive at the sound of the doorbell, but each guest has a strange way of acting. So, is the party underway, Yugi?
Yugi: Yes!! A dueling party!
Sakura: Great!
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: ::pretending to open a door:: Hey, Joey!
Joey: ::breathing heavy:: Hello, Yugi. ::pretends to pul out a lightsaber:: Yugi, I am your father!!
Yugi: Why, hello, Darth Vader! I meant duel as in the cards, not lightsaber duels!
Sakura: ::ringing buzzer:: Darth Vader! You got it!!
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: ::opening pretend door once again:: Hey, Tristan! How you been?
Tristan: Take this, my anger, my love, and all of my sorrow!! Shining fingaa!!
Yugi: Why, hello Domone. Please don't bring your Gundam in here.
Sakura: Yes! Domone Kashu!! ::whispers:: It's not like these guys give it away, huh?
::doorbell noise::
Yugi: Hello, Bakura: How are you today?
Bakura: Just fine, thanks! Hmm, do you have any lipstick?
Yugi: O.O
Bakura: No? Alright, well I'll just sit here.
Yugi: Um…erm, that is…
Bakura: Well, don't just stand there, give a pretty girl a drink, will you?
Yugi: O.O ::thump::
Bakura: Yugi? Are you alright?
Sakura: I think he fainted.
Clone Skaura: ::from the audience:: What was he?
Sakura: He was a girl.
Ryou: Isn't he always?
Clone Sakura: Hey!! ::goes over to Ryou and stands over him, looking menacing::
Clone Sakura: How'd you get back anyways?
Ryou: Last week's thing said a few years later. Can't I do stuff in between?
Clone Sakura: No!! Not if you're going to pick on Bakura! He's had enough of that already!! From all of you!! I'm leaving. ::storms out of the studio::
Sakura: See what you did!! Now we're going to have to find her!!
::everybody leaves to go find Clone Sakura::
Sakura: ::catches Ryou on the way out:: No! You have to stay here and entertain the people!!
Ryou: ::turns white::
::everyone except Ryou is searching backstage now::
Ryou: Hehe…hello!! What kind of deranged people are you that stay up to watch this show so early in the morning? I was up early. ::fake yawn:: And all I came here for was to be yelled at. I must make a stand!! If any of you think these awful people are being too hard on me, sign my petition!! To sign, all you have to do is scroll down and click on add review…
Sakura: SHUT UP RYOU OR I WILL HAVE TO COME OUT THERE!!!!!
Ryou: ::gulp:: Erm, so onto more nice things…to bake a wonderful batch of cookies, just mix eggs, flour, sugar and butter or margarine into a bowl. Add chocolate chips!! My personal favorite. Roll them into small balls and place them onto a cookie sheet three inches apart. Bake at 350º for thirty minutes. Let cool. To wreak havoc, feed to your Yami or other magical creature.
Sakura: RYOU!!
Ryou: See this nice white bunny? Harmless. But die his fur pink and let him loose in the Kaiba mansion and-
Kaiba & Sakura: RYOU!!!!!!
Kaiba: Don't make me come out there…
Ryou: ::gulp:: Um, today on the science channel, I got a letter asking, what happens when you put a hamster in the microwave? Well, let's find out!!
Kaiba: ::coming on stage:: Ryou, I oughtta… ::gags Ryou and ties him to a chair:: My turn. Today on the electronics channel, how to build your own holographic dueling disc.
Sakura: KAIBA!! We aren't all geniuses!!
Kaiba: Well, what do you want me to do, exactly?
::a trapdoor on the stage opens::
Clone Sakura: ::getting out onto the stage:: Hey, Kaiba! You got Ryou for me? Thanks. Hey guys!! I'm right here!!
::the cast comes out from backstage::
Sakura: How'd you get on stage?
Clone Sakura: The trapdoor.
Sakura: We have a trapdoor?
Clone Sakura: Yes, right next to the dueling arena.
Sakura: We have a dueling arena?
Clone Sakura: Yes, right next to the human chess set.
Sakura: Woah!! Awesome!! We have a human chess set?? We gotta take that out sometime!! I rule at chess!!
Clone Sakura: Erm, we're running out of time.
Sakura: We are?? Wow, already? Ryou must have put on a good show!!
Ryou: Mmmffumhhum…
Sakura: Yes, you're right!! Kauba did do a good job tying you up!!
Kaiba: The least I could do…
Sakura: So join us next week!! We had a request for a certain guest and we can't refuse our audience!!
Yugi: Who?
Sakura: You'll see. We might actually have a few guests… ::gets to work on next week's SCRIPT!! For once::
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
6:49 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Pandapants- I will get you in somehow…!
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
Yu-Gi-Oh version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Star Wars
G Gundam
A Human Chess set (wish I did…)
IF YOU WANT TO BE A GUEST SAY SO IN A REVIEW!!
SORRY I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS…
IF YOU HAVE IDEAS TELL ME PLEASE!!