Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Ryou ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 431 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 431 | Status: Work In Progress
Hello and welcome to the next chappie! Yay! three in one day! it's magick! XD Anyways, say your line, Seto.
Seto: I bought it muahaha! THen my lover Jou made me give it back becausei stole all the cards it produced...
*runs his ass where the whip hit* I am NOT whipped!
Jou: NO SEX FOR A WEEK!
Seto: WHAT?! PLEASE OH PLEASE IM SORRY!! *pleads to jou with flowers and candy and is let back into the mansion*
MtP: *Laughs at him* Lights! Camera! ACTION!
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Malik: Hello and welcome to another episode of Yugioh Behind the Scenes!
Today, we'll find out what Ryou does behind the scenes..If we can find em..
Also, I'd like to announce that I've blackmail-I mean, convinced Seto to join me on this journey for truth!
Seto: *Holding a mic, he glares at Malik and mutters 'I WILL be getting those photos back'
looks then up at the camera and smiles widely "Well im happy to be here.
Now as we all know from what we see ryou a cute little quiet red riding hood and bakura is a big bad wolf.
However is this who they REALLY are? The results may surprise you."
Malik: *He grins an nods approvingly "Too True..Tell me, Seto, do you remember where they are?
I havent been able to find them since I was blackm-I mean, convincing you to join." He goes shifty eyed for a moment
Seto: *Sends a glare his way "Well if you hadnt been so easy trying to prove you have the bigger asshole,
you would have known they are in their favorite location. That is the janitors closet down the hall."
Malik: *Snickers a bit before turning to the camera " I bet I know what you're all thinking.
Kinky sex in the janitors closet, correct? Well, let's just go and see.." He walks off towards the closet.
Seto: *Follows along holding a butchers knife and is about to stab Malik everytime the camera is pointed at
him so he stashes it away "Yes,we shall see.How about you do the honors and expose them."*
Malik: Why thank you, Seto! *He walks over quietly before suddenly ripping the door open
" Well well..Does this answer your question, viewers?" Grins.
Seto: *Cocks his gun now that its focused on Malik...
inside the room is Ryou dressed in leather looking like something out of the matrix with
Bakura at his feet with kitty ears on his head all curled up in a blanket*
Malik: Aww, Isnt that adorable?*Reaches over nonchalantly and snatches the gun away quickly before
grinning at Bakura and Ryou*
*Ryou looks up holding a blade in his fingers and throws it at Malik,
Seto dodges to the side to avoid anymore blades which could come his way*
Seto: As you can see the quiet little Ryou is actually more like Bakura and Bakura is well....
Malik: *Grins as he catches the blade easily, tossing it over to his collection of Ryou blades as he eyes Bakura*
A fluffy little cuddly kitten.
Seto: *picks up the knife and grins stabbing Malik in the leg over and over* Yes so adorable
*peaks in watching bakura begin to purr as Ryou continues reading kura a story*
Malik: *Sweatdrops and kicks Seto, eyeing the blood travelling down his leg* Let's go to a commercial, shall we?
Seto: *nods and points to the camera immediatly a happy ad comes up advertising kaibacorporation brand dildos*
Malik: *Raises an eyebrow when the commercials end and eyes Seto, who is in a straight jacket now.*
Let's ask them a few questions, seeing as Ryou is finished reading to him..Ryou, tell me,
is it true that the only reason you were cast as the hikari is because of your soft voice?
Seto: *Struggles in his gag,face in a mask like in hannibal.*
Ryou: *looks up at him with not brown eyes but green eyes.Glaring at Malik he hissed "No shit sherlock!"*
Malik: *Arches an eyebrow before leaning down near Bakura*
And what's it like being the Yami when you have such a sweet personality?
Bakura: *opens up his soft natural brown eyes and makes a softcoo noise then hides behind RYous leg.
Ryou then mutters curses and smacks Malik with a book "DONT FUCKING SCARE HIM!"
Malik: *Sniffles as his eyes get wide and chibi-ish(Audience: Aww) before blinking it away and scowling.*
I'm sure Seto probably has some questions..*Takes off the mask and such so he can ask questions.*
Seto: *Snaps at Malik* ILL GET YOU! *insert maniacal laugh here as smoke happens and it disappears with the restraints empty*
Malik: *Blinks..*...Ookay..*Turns to Ryou and Bakura before sulking and plopping down,
clicking a button as the embarassing pictures are sent to everyone...Laughter is heard everywhere*
Seto: *gunshots and screams are then heard everywhere as the fire alarm goes off with its high squeaking noise,
and jets of water then cover everyone*
Malik: *Falls over as a jet of water hits him..*...See you all next time..*waves weakly as the credits roll*
Seto: *comes on the screen next to a pissed off Yami Malik "See just as a i told you."
Grins and watches as Yami Malik, pissed off, trudges toward Malik and grabs his hikari and drags him off* hahaha bye bye
Malik: *Blinks and struggles* What did I dooo?
Seto: *waves* You were too busy flirting with Bakura.
Malik: *Gasps..Struggles to get back and attack Seto* You liar! I wasnt flirting!
Seto: *Watches as Malik is taken to a special room which is filled with cameras so its all broadcasted live.
Whistles as credits rule by "payback is a bitch."
Seto: I bought it muahaha! THen my lover Jou made me give it back becausei stole all the cards it produced...
*runs his ass where the whip hit* I am NOT whipped!
Jou: NO SEX FOR A WEEK!
Seto: WHAT?! PLEASE OH PLEASE IM SORRY!! *pleads to jou with flowers and candy and is let back into the mansion*
MtP: *Laughs at him* Lights! Camera! ACTION!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~ !~!~!!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!
Malik: Hello and welcome to another episode of Yugioh Behind the Scenes!
Today, we'll find out what Ryou does behind the scenes..If we can find em..
Also, I'd like to announce that I've blackmail-I mean, convinced Seto to join me on this journey for truth!
Seto: *Holding a mic, he glares at Malik and mutters 'I WILL be getting those photos back'
looks then up at the camera and smiles widely "Well im happy to be here.
Now as we all know from what we see ryou a cute little quiet red riding hood and bakura is a big bad wolf.
However is this who they REALLY are? The results may surprise you."
Malik: *He grins an nods approvingly "Too True..Tell me, Seto, do you remember where they are?
I havent been able to find them since I was blackm-I mean, convincing you to join." He goes shifty eyed for a moment
Seto: *Sends a glare his way "Well if you hadnt been so easy trying to prove you have the bigger asshole,
you would have known they are in their favorite location. That is the janitors closet down the hall."
Malik: *Snickers a bit before turning to the camera " I bet I know what you're all thinking.
Kinky sex in the janitors closet, correct? Well, let's just go and see.." He walks off towards the closet.
Seto: *Follows along holding a butchers knife and is about to stab Malik everytime the camera is pointed at
him so he stashes it away "Yes,we shall see.How about you do the honors and expose them."*
Malik: Why thank you, Seto! *He walks over quietly before suddenly ripping the door open
" Well well..Does this answer your question, viewers?" Grins.
Seto: *Cocks his gun now that its focused on Malik...
inside the room is Ryou dressed in leather looking like something out of the matrix with
Bakura at his feet with kitty ears on his head all curled up in a blanket*
Malik: Aww, Isnt that adorable?*Reaches over nonchalantly and snatches the gun away quickly before
grinning at Bakura and Ryou*
*Ryou looks up holding a blade in his fingers and throws it at Malik,
Seto dodges to the side to avoid anymore blades which could come his way*
Seto: As you can see the quiet little Ryou is actually more like Bakura and Bakura is well....
Malik: *Grins as he catches the blade easily, tossing it over to his collection of Ryou blades as he eyes Bakura*
A fluffy little cuddly kitten.
Seto: *picks up the knife and grins stabbing Malik in the leg over and over* Yes so adorable
*peaks in watching bakura begin to purr as Ryou continues reading kura a story*
Malik: *Sweatdrops and kicks Seto, eyeing the blood travelling down his leg* Let's go to a commercial, shall we?
Seto: *nods and points to the camera immediatly a happy ad comes up advertising kaibacorporation brand dildos*
Malik: *Raises an eyebrow when the commercials end and eyes Seto, who is in a straight jacket now.*
Let's ask them a few questions, seeing as Ryou is finished reading to him..Ryou, tell me,
is it true that the only reason you were cast as the hikari is because of your soft voice?
Seto: *Struggles in his gag,face in a mask like in hannibal.*
Ryou: *looks up at him with not brown eyes but green eyes.Glaring at Malik he hissed "No shit sherlock!"*
Malik: *Arches an eyebrow before leaning down near Bakura*
And what's it like being the Yami when you have such a sweet personality?
Bakura: *opens up his soft natural brown eyes and makes a softcoo noise then hides behind RYous leg.
Ryou then mutters curses and smacks Malik with a book "DONT FUCKING SCARE HIM!"
Malik: *Sniffles as his eyes get wide and chibi-ish(Audience: Aww) before blinking it away and scowling.*
I'm sure Seto probably has some questions..*Takes off the mask and such so he can ask questions.*
Seto: *Snaps at Malik* ILL GET YOU! *insert maniacal laugh here as smoke happens and it disappears with the restraints empty*
Malik: *Blinks..*...Ookay..*Turns to Ryou and Bakura before sulking and plopping down,
clicking a button as the embarassing pictures are sent to everyone...Laughter is heard everywhere*
Seto: *gunshots and screams are then heard everywhere as the fire alarm goes off with its high squeaking noise,
and jets of water then cover everyone*
Malik: *Falls over as a jet of water hits him..*...See you all next time..*waves weakly as the credits roll*
Seto: *comes on the screen next to a pissed off Yami Malik "See just as a i told you."
Grins and watches as Yami Malik, pissed off, trudges toward Malik and grabs his hikari and drags him off* hahaha bye bye
Malik: *Blinks and struggles* What did I dooo?
Seto: *waves* You were too busy flirting with Bakura.
Malik: *Gasps..Struggles to get back and attack Seto* You liar! I wasnt flirting!
Seto: *Watches as Malik is taken to a special room which is filled with cameras so its all broadcasted live.
Whistles as credits rule by "payback is a bitch."