Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Anzu ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 351 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 351 | Status: Work In Progress
Malik: Hello and welcome to another Yugioh! Behind the Scenes! Malik here..and Seto, still...*Glares*
Seto: *glares back* Why the hell am i doing this?! Why dont you get your little buttslave Rishid??
Malik: oO What's a buttslave..?...Anyways, The viewers love you.*Shrugs*
Seto: *glares at the camera* If you all really loved me you wouldn't have me up here. I appear on enough news channels.
Malik: *Pats him on the shoulder in sympathy* Anyways, today we're interviewing the thing known as Anzu. It will be waiting for us in its dressing room so...*Coughs* Lets go.
Seto: Just a moment...*walks off screen for a moment and comes back in one of those suits so he wont catch anything* Lets go!
Malik: ...I want one..*sulks*
Seto:Do you have lots of money?
Malik: ...No.
Seto: Then HA you dont get one and risk the AIDS virus.
Malik: >_< In THAT case, YOU can interview it by yourself! *throws him and the camera man in its room and blocks the door and any other way out* HA! TAKE THAT!*walks off to go cuddle unmercilessly on his Yami*
Anzu: SEETOOOO!!! MY LOVE!*Jumps on him and kisses the suit*
Seto: AHHHH AHH DANGER DANGER!!! * tries to escape*
Anzu: Whee! Anyways, You've come to interview me, riiight?*bats eyelashes at him*
Seto:*scratches at that door* MALIK YOU BASTARD!!!!
Malik: *Cant hear him, is off cuddling on Yami Malik while saying all the horrible things he's going to do to him for not believing him last episode..*
Seto: *rips the knob off and finds it is no use "Well fucking fine." holds the mic "So whats it like being a teenage whore?"
Anzu: I'm not a teenage whore! I'm a stripper! Wanna see?!
Seto: NO!!!!!!!!!! *thinks for a moment* But Malik does.
Anzu: *giggles* Nooo, he told me he didnt when he was setting things up for the interview! Only..He was supposed to come.*Shrugs* OH WELL! *pole appears out of nowhere* I'll show your wonderful viewers my "Friendship Dance!"
Seto: *closes his eyes and faces the camera* IM sorry Mokuba...Jou....i love you both so much I hope you understand...*cocks gun to his head*
Camera man: COMMERCIALS!*Jumps on Kaiba to keep him from commiting suicide*
<gunshot is heard>
Random Person: Wait! It wasnt a gun shot! Thats the sound of one of Anzus breasts popping!
Commmercial announcer: Are you depressed? scarred from seeing Anzu dance? You are? Well, here's a special product from Kaiba Corp! It's Kaibas favorite suicide gun! It's sure to get the job done!
Seto: *Is heard screaming,crying, and clawing in the back* HELP GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Commercial Announcer:Warning:maynotworkifyouhavefriendsorpeoplewhodontwantyoutodie.Res ultsmayvary.
<Commercials end, and the Camera man has put Kaiba in a big bubble to keep him safe>
Seto: *Is rocking back and forth inside the bubble* The germscantgetmehahahaimsafesaaafeinhere!
Cameraman: Yes..you are..now be good and finish the interview then you can go shower and scrub your skin raw then be comforted by Jou...
Seto: *looks up at the sky on his knees* DEAR LORD IF I MAKE IT THROUGH THIS DAY I PROMISE TO REPENT FROM JACKASS-ISM
God: I'M WRITING THAT DOWN, YOU KNOW!
Seto:*Sweatdrops* Oh crap.....*looks to Anzu* I SWEAR I WILL ILL BE GOOD ILL BE GOOD!!! I WONT KICK PUPPIES ANYMORE! (oh please let that crazy bastard by this bullshit)
Anzu: YAY! *Has only one boob.* Now, are there any questionnnns you wanna ask lil ol me?*giggles*
Seto: *twitch...* Allright i mean it! I Will! *puts blinders on his eyes and stares at a wall* So.......is personal hygeine important to you?
Anzu: Oh yes! I take a shower everyday! But sometimes I masturbate with my shampoo container, so it takes me awhile. That's why I'm always so late to get to the set! ^_^
Camera man:...*Twitch*
Seto: *looks for his gun with the blindfold on* So is it true you slept with nearly everyone on the set?
Anzu: *Pouts* No! You're all fags, remember? Hmph...I'm MUCH better then any of YOUR kinds lovers.*Smirks*
Seto: Is the show over yet can i finally feel the cold comfort of death?
Camera man:..still have 3 minutes left..
Seto: *rips his belt off and wraps it around his neck*
Camera man: No Kaiba! Dont!
Anzu: And especially Jou. What's so great about HIM anyways? He's just a stupid ugly little mutt.
Seto: *Stops...*rips the belt in half and rips his blind fold off..* What the fuck did you just say...? *glares at her,his pupils turning red. YOU DIE NOW!!! *throws him self to the edge of the bubble and starts attacking her*
Camera man: GO KAIBA! *Personally likes Jou, has coffee a doughnuts with him every thursday XD*
<Anzu falls over and her patnies come into view. Crust growing through the fabric>
CM:...ew..
Seto: *Jumps on her through the bubble* YOU DO NOT SAY SHIT ABOUT MY PUPPY,YOU #^%*((^&#@Q*&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&%)(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%& amp;@#%&@#%#@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*()((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$% &**%$%*(*%$%^*(&&*#^%*((^&#@Q*&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&% )(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%&@#%&@#%#@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*( )((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$%&**%$%*(*%$%^*(&&*#^%*((^&#@Q *&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&%)(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%&@#%&@#% #@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*()((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$%&**%$%*(*%$ %^*(&&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM:....o_o
Anzu: Oh Seto! I never knew you were so dirty. Let me show you what really dirty is!
<Seto's screams of sheer agony come from the other side of the door>
Mokuba: *finally wonders where Seto is. Hears him in Anzus room. Gets people to unblock the door*
Seto: *When found he is curled up in the fetal position,thumb in mouth rocking back and forth*
<Jou is conveinently walking by>
Seto: *continues rocking back and forth* marryhadalittlelamblittlelamb
Mokuba:...Seto?
Seto: heheheheahahahsunshinelollipopsandrainbowseverywhere
Mokuba:...Seto...There's Jou..*points at said person*
Seto: *doesnt see nor hear mokuba* Brightlightbrightlightturnonthemagicthatshinesatnight
Malik: *Returns, happy that he has made his Yami fear him* Hey Seto, how'd the interview go? ^_^
Seto:*is still rocking back and forth* mommy! I cant hear you mommy! WHERES THE CAR MOMMY!?
Kaiba : Malik:...oO;...Uhm...See you next time everyone...We need to stabilize poor Seto..
Seto: FLUFFY PUPPIES IN MITTENS!!!
Seto: *glares back* Why the hell am i doing this?! Why dont you get your little buttslave Rishid??
Malik: oO What's a buttslave..?...Anyways, The viewers love you.*Shrugs*
Seto: *glares at the camera* If you all really loved me you wouldn't have me up here. I appear on enough news channels.
Malik: *Pats him on the shoulder in sympathy* Anyways, today we're interviewing the thing known as Anzu. It will be waiting for us in its dressing room so...*Coughs* Lets go.
Seto: Just a moment...*walks off screen for a moment and comes back in one of those suits so he wont catch anything* Lets go!
Malik: ...I want one..*sulks*
Seto:Do you have lots of money?
Malik: ...No.
Seto: Then HA you dont get one and risk the AIDS virus.
Malik: >_< In THAT case, YOU can interview it by yourself! *throws him and the camera man in its room and blocks the door and any other way out* HA! TAKE THAT!*walks off to go cuddle unmercilessly on his Yami*
Anzu: SEETOOOO!!! MY LOVE!*Jumps on him and kisses the suit*
Seto: AHHHH AHH DANGER DANGER!!! * tries to escape*
Anzu: Whee! Anyways, You've come to interview me, riiight?*bats eyelashes at him*
Seto:*scratches at that door* MALIK YOU BASTARD!!!!
Malik: *Cant hear him, is off cuddling on Yami Malik while saying all the horrible things he's going to do to him for not believing him last episode..*
Seto: *rips the knob off and finds it is no use "Well fucking fine." holds the mic "So whats it like being a teenage whore?"
Anzu: I'm not a teenage whore! I'm a stripper! Wanna see?!
Seto: NO!!!!!!!!!! *thinks for a moment* But Malik does.
Anzu: *giggles* Nooo, he told me he didnt when he was setting things up for the interview! Only..He was supposed to come.*Shrugs* OH WELL! *pole appears out of nowhere* I'll show your wonderful viewers my "Friendship Dance!"
Seto: *closes his eyes and faces the camera* IM sorry Mokuba...Jou....i love you both so much I hope you understand...*cocks gun to his head*
Camera man: COMMERCIALS!*Jumps on Kaiba to keep him from commiting suicide*
<gunshot is heard>
Random Person: Wait! It wasnt a gun shot! Thats the sound of one of Anzus breasts popping!
Commmercial announcer: Are you depressed? scarred from seeing Anzu dance? You are? Well, here's a special product from Kaiba Corp! It's Kaibas favorite suicide gun! It's sure to get the job done!
Seto: *Is heard screaming,crying, and clawing in the back* HELP GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Commercial Announcer:Warning:maynotworkifyouhavefriendsorpeoplewhodontwantyoutodie.Res ultsmayvary.
<Commercials end, and the Camera man has put Kaiba in a big bubble to keep him safe>
Seto: *Is rocking back and forth inside the bubble* The germscantgetmehahahaimsafesaaafeinhere!
Cameraman: Yes..you are..now be good and finish the interview then you can go shower and scrub your skin raw then be comforted by Jou...
Seto: *looks up at the sky on his knees* DEAR LORD IF I MAKE IT THROUGH THIS DAY I PROMISE TO REPENT FROM JACKASS-ISM
God: I'M WRITING THAT DOWN, YOU KNOW!
Seto:*Sweatdrops* Oh crap.....*looks to Anzu* I SWEAR I WILL ILL BE GOOD ILL BE GOOD!!! I WONT KICK PUPPIES ANYMORE! (oh please let that crazy bastard by this bullshit)
Anzu: YAY! *Has only one boob.* Now, are there any questionnnns you wanna ask lil ol me?*giggles*
Seto: *twitch...* Allright i mean it! I Will! *puts blinders on his eyes and stares at a wall* So.......is personal hygeine important to you?
Anzu: Oh yes! I take a shower everyday! But sometimes I masturbate with my shampoo container, so it takes me awhile. That's why I'm always so late to get to the set! ^_^
Camera man:...*Twitch*
Seto: *looks for his gun with the blindfold on* So is it true you slept with nearly everyone on the set?
Anzu: *Pouts* No! You're all fags, remember? Hmph...I'm MUCH better then any of YOUR kinds lovers.*Smirks*
Seto: Is the show over yet can i finally feel the cold comfort of death?
Camera man:..still have 3 minutes left..
Seto: *rips his belt off and wraps it around his neck*
Camera man: No Kaiba! Dont!
Anzu: And especially Jou. What's so great about HIM anyways? He's just a stupid ugly little mutt.
Seto: *Stops...*rips the belt in half and rips his blind fold off..* What the fuck did you just say...? *glares at her,his pupils turning red. YOU DIE NOW!!! *throws him self to the edge of the bubble and starts attacking her*
Camera man: GO KAIBA! *Personally likes Jou, has coffee a doughnuts with him every thursday XD*
<Anzu falls over and her patnies come into view. Crust growing through the fabric>
CM:...ew..
Seto: *Jumps on her through the bubble* YOU DO NOT SAY SHIT ABOUT MY PUPPY,YOU #^%*((^&#@Q*&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&%)(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%& amp;@#%&@#%#@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*()((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$% &**%$%*(*%$%^*(&&*#^%*((^&#@Q*&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&% )(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%&@#%&@#%#@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*( )((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$%&**%$%*(*%$%^*(&&*#^%*((^&#@Q *&%@#&*%^@#%^@#*&%)(@#%@#^%&(*@#%&*@#^%&@#%&@#% #@%^$^*(*$$^)^%$*#$$%(^$$##^*()((*&*%#^^*^&%^&$%&**%$%*(*%$ %^*(&&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM:....o_o
Anzu: Oh Seto! I never knew you were so dirty. Let me show you what really dirty is!
<Seto's screams of sheer agony come from the other side of the door>
Mokuba: *finally wonders where Seto is. Hears him in Anzus room. Gets people to unblock the door*
Seto: *When found he is curled up in the fetal position,thumb in mouth rocking back and forth*
<Jou is conveinently walking by>
Seto: *continues rocking back and forth* marryhadalittlelamblittlelamb
Mokuba:...Seto?
Seto: heheheheahahahsunshinelollipopsandrainbowseverywhere
Mokuba:...Seto...There's Jou..*points at said person*
Seto: *doesnt see nor hear mokuba* Brightlightbrightlightturnonthemagicthatshinesatnight
Malik: *Returns, happy that he has made his Yami fear him* Hey Seto, how'd the interview go? ^_^
Seto:*is still rocking back and forth* mommy! I cant hear you mommy! WHERES THE CAR MOMMY!?
Kaiba : Malik:...oO;...Uhm...See you next time everyone...We need to stabilize poor Seto..
Seto: FLUFFY PUPPIES IN MITTENS!!!