Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Shadi ( Chapter 9 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Updated On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 279 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Updated On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 279 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey everyone! I bet you thought we died...TO BAD!XD Here's the next chapter, sorry it took so long. Seto wasnt feeling good.
Seto:this is the oddest chapter yet we ever written, so be prepared for it's confusing and pointless fun.
Yes! And we dont own yugioh..Or anything XD
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Malik: Hello everyone, welcome to the show,I'm your host, Malik Ishtar here in our new set since my Yami destroyed the last one!
Yami Malik: I did not! The wig did it. Anyway...*shoves Hikari to the side and off screen* we will be doing the show at Pegasus's castle, also known as 'never never land' to those with minds only as insane and demented as mine will you understand the joke.
Malik: *Growls and walks up, jumping onto his Yamis back like one might to for a piggy back ride and clinging to him* Sure...Anyways, for todays show we will be interviewing none other than the bastard who lied to me, Shadi.
Yami Malik: *Hisses and tries to get his hikari off him* Yes...the bastard..come out jamaica boy!
Shadi: *Walk out dressed in ghetto rap gear with a rainbow hat on his head* yo ma homies wassup?!
Malik: *Glares at Shadi and hugs Yami Malik tighter* fucker..
Shadi: *looks at hikari* woah woah hey yo dis shit aint coo.
Yami Malik: *Eye twitches.* Damn i cant kill him either because he has items too
Malik: Damn...Ah well. Shaddi, all fans have ONE question that stands out, and ONE alone...What's under the turban?
Shadi: *puts on giant dark glasses and looks around like a blinde man* Well it be simple bitch! *pulls up his rainbow hat and reveals a double decker bacon cheese burger.*
Yami Malik: *Sharpens axe in the far corner*
Malik: *Hisses at the cheesey evil!*....Uh....Riiiight....Well, second question...Are you dead?
Shadi: *Picks up the burger and stuffs it in his mouth,getting the sauce and ketchup all over his clothes and gold chains*
Malik: ...eww...*Covers his eyes to hide from the disgusting sight*
Shadi: *belches and looks over to mai* Damn bitch you stupid fly why dont you jump in that bumper and smack that monkey!
Yami Malik: *Tests the sharpness of the axe and goes back to sharpening it not satisfied*
Malik:*Twitches* What the hell did you try to say
Shadi:You cant understand me foo?!
Malik: No! *sobs*
Yami Malik: MUAHAHAHA DIE YOU AND YOUR FAKE GHETTO WANNA-BE ACCENT!!! *runs after Shadi!*
Shadi: Oh fuck yo *pulls out a gun and starts firing at Yami Malik*
Malik: *Yelps and hides somewhere*
Yami Malik: *Watches the axe get hit and gets a dent* OH SHIT I FORGOT!! *dives behind a crate and pulls out a black and yellow marker. Draws a millneium eye on the axe* MUAHAHAHA *leaps up* CANT HURT ME NOW!!
Shadi: OH SHIT ITS A MILLENIUM AXE HOMIE DUNT LIK DAT!
Yami Malik: *uses the magic power of his new millenium item to cut the gun in half* HO HO!!! Wait till i do this to my lawnmower!
Malik: *Sweatdrops* Dear Ra..
Yami Malik: SCARRRRRRRREEEEEEE RICKI TICKI TAVI!! *Runs after Shadi*
Shadi: *gets on his knees and sobs* My name is ack, i come from a poor family in cairo. My mother is a whore and my father i ssick,my little brother eats newspapers for money.Please dont hurt meee
Malik: *Glares at him over the couch* You still lied to me..KILL HIM YAMI!
Yami Malik: Muahahaa! DIE BASTARD!! *hacks at Shadi's gold chains*
Shadi: NOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CHAINS!!! I USED OUR LIFE SAVINGS TO BUY THEM I NEED MONEY TO SUPPORT MY GHETTO TRENDY ATTIRE!!
Yami Malik: DIE!!! *brings the axe down*
Shadi: Not so fast *in really deep voice* I have the power of the fork! *pulls out a sword, that reads 'star wars' on the label but it's crossed out by a millenium eye. Uses it to cut the axe*
Yami Malik: BAstard! You have the almighty power of the millenium sword *throws the axe away and grabs the same thing from seemingly out of nowhere.* Join the darkside!
Malik: *Sweatdrops and jumps onto the couch, magically getting popcorn. Eats while watching them.*
Shadi: NEVER!! *runs toward Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: YOU.WILL.DIE! *rushes back as their light sabers collide*
Shadi: Ha ha you are strong but I will win! *thrusts,parry,parry,thrusts!*
Yami Malik: Noone can resist the power of the darkside *blocks and makes another sweep at Shadi cutting into some of his clothes*
Malik: *Looks to the audience and sweatdrops* Interesting, arent they? *Returns his attention to the fight*
hadi: *Jumps on a chair and swings on the ceiling grabbing a camera cable* ho ho ho!!
Yami Malik: *cuts the cable and Shadi falls flat on his ass.Points the sword at his throat* I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Shadi: Actually no....technically Im YOUR father considering I helped create the darkness inside malik's heart by lying to him instead of makinghim feel better.
Yami Malik: *brief pause* Oh...yeah that makes sense...
Shadi: HA HA!!! *throws a smoke bomb down and catches aflame*
Yami Malik: *cuts through the smoke using hismighty lightsaber!*
Malik: *..Tilts his head..* ....Does that make me his Mother then..?
Shadi: AIYEEEE my trendy hip hop stylish clothes. NOOO!!!!! *runs into the audience flame setting them on fire as well. Soon everyoen is running around caught on fire*
Audience: AIYEEE HELP US!!!!
Malik: *Smoke alarm goes off and they get drenched*
Yami Malik: *does a flippy trick with his saber and puts it on his belt. Goes over to Malik and picks him up* Now my mother I am here to claim you as mine, for you will bear my seed! *makes tarzan noise as he grabs a cable and swings away*
Malik:*Blinks wildly* Wha?!*Is kidnapped...sorta XD*
Yami Malik: *Swings with his prey away into the sun set.Goes right through the wood*
Pegasus:....Weirdos.*Begins to clean with the staff*
Seto:this is the oddest chapter yet we ever written, so be prepared for it's confusing and pointless fun.
Yes! And we dont own yugioh..Or anything XD
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!!~!!~
Malik: Hello everyone, welcome to the show,I'm your host, Malik Ishtar here in our new set since my Yami destroyed the last one!
Yami Malik: I did not! The wig did it. Anyway...*shoves Hikari to the side and off screen* we will be doing the show at Pegasus's castle, also known as 'never never land' to those with minds only as insane and demented as mine will you understand the joke.
Malik: *Growls and walks up, jumping onto his Yamis back like one might to for a piggy back ride and clinging to him* Sure...Anyways, for todays show we will be interviewing none other than the bastard who lied to me, Shadi.
Yami Malik: *Hisses and tries to get his hikari off him* Yes...the bastard..come out jamaica boy!
Shadi: *Walk out dressed in ghetto rap gear with a rainbow hat on his head* yo ma homies wassup?!
Malik: *Glares at Shadi and hugs Yami Malik tighter* fucker..
Shadi: *looks at hikari* woah woah hey yo dis shit aint coo.
Yami Malik: *Eye twitches.* Damn i cant kill him either because he has items too
Malik: Damn...Ah well. Shaddi, all fans have ONE question that stands out, and ONE alone...What's under the turban?
Shadi: *puts on giant dark glasses and looks around like a blinde man* Well it be simple bitch! *pulls up his rainbow hat and reveals a double decker bacon cheese burger.*
Yami Malik: *Sharpens axe in the far corner*
Malik: *Hisses at the cheesey evil!*....Uh....Riiiight....Well, second question...Are you dead?
Shadi: *Picks up the burger and stuffs it in his mouth,getting the sauce and ketchup all over his clothes and gold chains*
Malik: ...eww...*Covers his eyes to hide from the disgusting sight*
Shadi: *belches and looks over to mai* Damn bitch you stupid fly why dont you jump in that bumper and smack that monkey!
Yami Malik: *Tests the sharpness of the axe and goes back to sharpening it not satisfied*
Malik:*Twitches* What the hell did you try to say
Shadi:You cant understand me foo?!
Malik: No! *sobs*
Yami Malik: MUAHAHAHA DIE YOU AND YOUR FAKE GHETTO WANNA-BE ACCENT!!! *runs after Shadi!*
Shadi: Oh fuck yo *pulls out a gun and starts firing at Yami Malik*
Malik: *Yelps and hides somewhere*
Yami Malik: *Watches the axe get hit and gets a dent* OH SHIT I FORGOT!! *dives behind a crate and pulls out a black and yellow marker. Draws a millneium eye on the axe* MUAHAHAHA *leaps up* CANT HURT ME NOW!!
Shadi: OH SHIT ITS A MILLENIUM AXE HOMIE DUNT LIK DAT!
Yami Malik: *uses the magic power of his new millenium item to cut the gun in half* HO HO!!! Wait till i do this to my lawnmower!
Malik: *Sweatdrops* Dear Ra..
Yami Malik: SCARRRRRRRREEEEEEE RICKI TICKI TAVI!! *Runs after Shadi*
Shadi: *gets on his knees and sobs* My name is ack, i come from a poor family in cairo. My mother is a whore and my father i ssick,my little brother eats newspapers for money.Please dont hurt meee
Malik: *Glares at him over the couch* You still lied to me..KILL HIM YAMI!
Yami Malik: Muahahaa! DIE BASTARD!! *hacks at Shadi's gold chains*
Shadi: NOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CHAINS!!! I USED OUR LIFE SAVINGS TO BUY THEM I NEED MONEY TO SUPPORT MY GHETTO TRENDY ATTIRE!!
Yami Malik: DIE!!! *brings the axe down*
Shadi: Not so fast *in really deep voice* I have the power of the fork! *pulls out a sword, that reads 'star wars' on the label but it's crossed out by a millenium eye. Uses it to cut the axe*
Yami Malik: BAstard! You have the almighty power of the millenium sword *throws the axe away and grabs the same thing from seemingly out of nowhere.* Join the darkside!
Malik: *Sweatdrops and jumps onto the couch, magically getting popcorn. Eats while watching them.*
Shadi: NEVER!! *runs toward Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: YOU.WILL.DIE! *rushes back as their light sabers collide*
Shadi: Ha ha you are strong but I will win! *thrusts,parry,parry,thrusts!*
Yami Malik: Noone can resist the power of the darkside *blocks and makes another sweep at Shadi cutting into some of his clothes*
Malik: *Looks to the audience and sweatdrops* Interesting, arent they? *Returns his attention to the fight*
hadi: *Jumps on a chair and swings on the ceiling grabbing a camera cable* ho ho ho!!
Yami Malik: *cuts the cable and Shadi falls flat on his ass.Points the sword at his throat* I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Shadi: Actually no....technically Im YOUR father considering I helped create the darkness inside malik's heart by lying to him instead of makinghim feel better.
Yami Malik: *brief pause* Oh...yeah that makes sense...
Shadi: HA HA!!! *throws a smoke bomb down and catches aflame*
Yami Malik: *cuts through the smoke using hismighty lightsaber!*
Malik: *..Tilts his head..* ....Does that make me his Mother then..?
Shadi: AIYEEEE my trendy hip hop stylish clothes. NOOO!!!!! *runs into the audience flame setting them on fire as well. Soon everyoen is running around caught on fire*
Audience: AIYEEE HELP US!!!!
Malik: *Smoke alarm goes off and they get drenched*
Yami Malik: *does a flippy trick with his saber and puts it on his belt. Goes over to Malik and picks him up* Now my mother I am here to claim you as mine, for you will bear my seed! *makes tarzan noise as he grabs a cable and swings away*
Malik:*Blinks wildly* Wha?!*Is kidnapped...sorta XD*
Yami Malik: *Swings with his prey away into the sun set.Goes right through the wood*
Pegasus:....Weirdos.*Begins to clean with the staff*