Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Honda OMG BEAR WITH PENIS ( Chapter 11 )
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By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.21.2005 | Pages: 26 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 220 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.21.2005 | Pages: 26 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 220 | Status: Work In Progress
MUAHAHAHA! Another chapter after soooo long! Sorry it took so long, I got out for the summer awhile ago and well...
Ya know how that goes XD Anyways, enjoy this chapter with a twist and REVIEWWWW!!! XD
Seto: We dont own Yugioh.
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~Theme music plays!~
Malik: Hello, it's your host Malik. Sorry it's been so long since the last episode, we've been......Busy. *Nod*
MariK: Yes, very busy. Malik spent most of that time on his back and below me
Malik: >_> Shut up.
Yami Malik: QUIET BITCH!!! *slaps his ass!*
Malik: *Yelps and jumps, covering said ass*
Yami Malik: Anyway sex kitten do introduce our next guest to our live studio audience, i hope everyone has the
complimentry breath mints by Sears. *pulls one out* mmm nothing makes your breath as kissing fresh as Seer by Sears
. Only for the low low price of $2.00 buy yours today!
Malik: *Sweatdrops* I told Isis not to give him those things...Said he'd advertise em..But did she listen, nooo...
>_>*Coughs* ANYWAYS! Today we will be interviewing none other then unicorn boy! Aka, Honda!
Yami Malik: But better known to you all as 'SHARK BOY!' *points to music guy as jaws theme plays*
Honda: ~Walks out, sits~
Malik: *Snickers* So Honda...Is there a point to you? I mean, you're one of the dullest characters in the show.
Honda: *blinks* Hello
Yami Malik: Now honda i think everyone wants to know what the fuck is up with your hair. Seriously it looks like
crap and you never change it!
SHonda: *touches his head* I like my hair.
Malik: Why?
Honda: Because, I do.
Yami Malik: *blinks* Your so dull
Malik: *Yawns boredly* Yeah...I say this interviews over. We dont want our loyal fans falling asleep.
Honda: ..........................*bends down to pick up a can and throws it in the garbage* always recycle
Malik: *Eye twitch* Dear Ra..
Yami Malik: *watches* Honda the cleaner! Are you named after the car company which claims to be the cleanest car company?
Honda: *puts on his sash which says student president. Picks up a styrofoam cup and puts it away,
finds a dirt spot and immediatly begins scrubbing it* keep the planet and students clean.
Malik: *Starts falling asleep*
Yami Malik: *kicks honda into a garbage can and closes the lid on him* Well that was pathetically short.
Who is our backup guest?
Malik: *Falls out of the chair* Huh? What?....Oh. Uh..*Looks at list* Rebbeca.
Yami Malik: Oh that little bitch who claims shes a genius!
Malik: Yeah, her.
*Security people usher her onto stage*
Rebbeca: *Waves at people then sits in Hondas chair.*
Yami Malik: *eyes the teddy she holds* ITS TAUNTING MEE!!!!!!!! GET THAT FUCKING BEAR AWAY!!!!
Rebbeca: I'll do no such thing! He deservevs to be on tv if I am.
Malik: *Strokes his Yamis head in a calming way* >_> Down boy, down..So Rebbeca, are you really a genius?
Rebbeca: *Beams* Yep!
Yami Malik: *eyes the bear warily* A idiot who doesn't know when to close her mouth is more like it
Malik: *Snicker..*Is it also true that you are actually a midget and a 35 year old?
Rebbeca:...Uh...*Shifty eyes* No! Not true at all!
Yami Malik *WELL FUCK YOU MISTER BEAR YOU SPEAK LIES LIIEEESS!!!! *crawls toward it*
Rebbeca: *Screams and hugs her bear close* Get that insane freak away!
Yami Malik: *whips out a gun! Points it at the bear!* I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
Malik: Yami...put down the gun your pointing it at a bear our guest is behind the bear if you shoot,
the bullet will go through the bear and hit our guest. (TOO ALL THOSE WHO WATCH TAILER PARK BOYS!)
Rebbeca: *Holds her bear protectively*
Yami Malik: I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT BEAR!!!!! *grabs it!*
Rebbeca: NOOO!*Watches as the bears penis hangs out of a hidden slit from within the bears crotch area*
Malik: .....
Yami Malik: *blinks and drops the bear immediatly* OH MY GAWD I TOUCHED IT!!!! *fires the gun into the air!*
Rebbeca: *Starts crying* Noooo! My horrible secret!
Yami malik: *points the gun at the bear and fires!!!* FUCKING PIMP BEAR!!
Rebbeca: NOOO! MY ONE AND ONLY LOVER!*Starts sobbing loudly*
Malik: o_o;; *Watches the scene*...Ah...Thats much better...I guess.
Yami Malik: Now! *pointts to rebecca* WHY DOES YOUR BEAR HAVE A WEEWEE
Rebbeca: Its hard spending those nights when I'm horny all alone!
Yami Malik: So....you fuck...your bear?
Rebbeca:...YOU'D DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES!!!
Yami Malik: *points to malik* That is HIS functioN!
Malik: *Scowls* I'm not your fuck toy!I'm your lover.*Crosses his arms*
Yami Malik: Whatever you want to beleive dear! *shines light on Rebecca* are you aware that beastility is wrong?!?
Rebecca: b-but Jou and Seto do it all the time!
Malik: *Growls. Plots against his Yami.* That's....true..I guess...>>;
Yami Malik: It's different though, considering they are both animals!
Malik : Yeah, I guess..
Rebbeca: *Starts crying again*
Yami Malik: HA CRY BABY CRRYYYYYY!!!!! *steps on Mr. Bear overand over again*
Malik: Rebbeca: YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS!*Runs off*
Yami Malik: *runs after her* THATS RIGHT CRY!!!!! *shoots his gun into the air over and over again* CRYYYYYY!!!!
Malik: *Sweatdrops..Then notices something* Since when did you get a gun?...Wait a second..
That looks like Setos personal gun...
Yami Malik: I stole it!
Malik: Why?
Yami Malik: Because he's Cr@Zy
Malik: ...So are you. o_o
Yami Malik: YEEEES BUT! I'm not in the looney bin!
Malik: Thats because you kill all the people in white that come near you. Thats why I burned all my white clothes, remember?
Yami Malik: Oh yeaaaaahhhh *grins and runs after rebecca!!*
Malik: Er..*Sweatdrops then glances down..Notices a plushie that is in the direction his Yami was running.
Picks it up*...A Jou plushie?...Oh my Ra..It couldnt be..HE'S--To be continued!
(XD GOTCHA!)
~And now, the exciting conclusion of this chapter!~
Malik: Er..*Sweatdrops then glances down..Notices a plushie that is in the direction his Yami was running.
Picks it up*...A Jou plushie?...Oh my Ra..It couldnt be..HE'S NOT MY YAMI! My Yami hates plushies. And Jou.*Blinks*
....HE'S AN IMPOSTER!
Yami Malik: *Returns covered in blood and teddy bear fluff* hehehe that was fun
Malik: *Glares at him* WHO ARE YOU?!?
Yami Malik: Why hikari what do you mean im me!
Malik: No you arent! MY Yami hates plushies! And Jou! What do you have to say about this?!*Shows the evidence!*
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrops at the plush* it isnt mine! I was going to burn it!
Malik: *Eyes it* It looks used. HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT!?
Yami Malik: 10 minutes.
Jou: *Walks onstage looking at Yami Malik* There you are! I've been worried about you ever since you escaped!
Yami Malik: What the fuck are you talking about mutt?
Jou: *Glares* Don't you 'mutt' me!Now take off the disguise and lets go home.
Yami Malik: *flinch getting all submissive suddenly then snaps out of it* What the hell have you lost your mind?!
Jou: *Growls, glare getting intense* Fine. Dont come willingly. I'll just have to....Expose you.
Yami Malik: *glares back but kind of backs up some from the puppy* Expose what?! Only my hikari can touch me
Jou: *Rolls eyes* Expose this! *Suddenly jumps at him and pulls his pants and boxers down, revealing piercings!*
Malik: *Gasps!* Wait a second...Then..SETO?! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Yami Malik: *FLUSH!!*Ah...SHIT!!! *tries to run but trips and lands on his face*
Jou: *Growls and grabs Seto, keeping him here.* So Seto...Going to tell us why you did it?*Narrows eyes*
Malik: *Points* WHAT THE FUCK?!(To those who watched Blade Trinity XD)
Seto in Yami Malik Diguise: *gets up and tries to run again taking the costume apart in the process!*
Jou: YOU ARENT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASILY!*Runs after him, easily catching up because of anger!
Jumps on him and pins him to the ground* FESS UP!
Seto: *Wriggles and curls under his puppy*
Jou: *Glares at him* So why'd you do it?
Seto: BEcause....I WANNA BE THE SPONSOR AGAIN IM SANE!!!! I SANE!!!
Malik: *Runs up and pokes at Seto* Where's my Yami? When did you switch with him?! EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN!
Seto: *rubs against his pups crotch trying to hide and other purposes...*
Jou: *Growls warningly* Go ahead Seto, tell him.
Seto: *Frown* I gave him a huge sack of money to go away, he is on some island he bought. We switched after april.
My plan?! So that I IT IS MEE WILL RULE THE SHOW!!!!!
Malik: .....You could have just asked to be on the show again.*Stare* Now then...
The show is put off until I have my Yami back! *Crosses his arms*Because I say so.
Seto: *scoffs* He doesn't wanna be on here. He says he hates it, waste of his time. Just ask
Malik: I dont care. I just want him here so he can fuck me into being my nice self every day >_>
Jou: *Sweatdrops*
Seto: puppy let me go so we can go fuck
Jou: I think you should help Malik.
Seto: Im not helping him get laid!
Jou: I mean help him find his Yami! You're the one who got him to leave to whatever island he's on.
Seto: You can't leave THE ISLAND
Malik: WHY NOT?! *Glares*
Seto: Because its THE ISLAND!
Malik: Well HE'S going to leave.
Seto: how about you go THERE! You have a Yacht ishtar!!
Malik: I dont know where the fuck it is!*Sniffles, suddenly going chibi. Cries on Jous shoulder*
Why is he so mean to me? I just want my Yami..*Sob*
Jou: *Pats* There, there..He's mean to everyone.
Seto: HE THREW ME IN THE ROOM WITH ANZU *points!*
Malik: YOU WERE BEING MEAN THEN TOO!
Seto: BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD!!
Malik: I just wanted to borrow a suit for protection against her nastiness, but NOOOOO...
Seto: HMPH! Jou lets go! Let Ishtar find his yami!
Jou: Hnn..*Looks to Malik then Seto* I'll let you know I'm still angry at you. So I'll tell you what.
No sex until you bring Maliks Yami back here.*Crosses his arms.*
Seto: But I CANT HE'S ON THE ISLAND!!!
Malik: Why cant he leave the island if we go and get him?
Seto: Because no one leaves THE ISLAND!
Malik: Why not?*Tilts his head*
Seto: I dunno, i guess it's just really nice.
Malik: Ah..Well..I still want my Yami. So...Lets go kidnap him back or something.
Seto: Hmph you go find him!
Malik: Aw come on Seto...Please? *Does chibi eyes at him, motioning for Jou to join in, which he does with his puppy eyes.*
Seto: *melts under jous eyes*
Jou: So will you?
Seto: sex first
Jou: Do you promise to help him?
Seto: Only if we can have sex, it's been a long time my penis throbs with need
Jou: Deal. *Drags Seto off!*
Seto: WOO!!! *goes happily*
Announcer Guy: And so, the quest for Yami no Malik begun!....After Jou and Seto were through.
The camera falls over, as people left long ago and turns off.
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And so ends another chapter! Review and say what you think! XD
Ya know how that goes XD Anyways, enjoy this chapter with a twist and REVIEWWWW!!! XD
Seto: We dont own Yugioh.
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~Theme music plays!~
Malik: Hello, it's your host Malik. Sorry it's been so long since the last episode, we've been......Busy. *Nod*
MariK: Yes, very busy. Malik spent most of that time on his back and below me
Malik: >_> Shut up.
Yami Malik: QUIET BITCH!!! *slaps his ass!*
Malik: *Yelps and jumps, covering said ass*
Yami Malik: Anyway sex kitten do introduce our next guest to our live studio audience, i hope everyone has the
complimentry breath mints by Sears. *pulls one out* mmm nothing makes your breath as kissing fresh as Seer by Sears
. Only for the low low price of $2.00 buy yours today!
Malik: *Sweatdrops* I told Isis not to give him those things...Said he'd advertise em..But did she listen, nooo...
>_>*Coughs* ANYWAYS! Today we will be interviewing none other then unicorn boy! Aka, Honda!
Yami Malik: But better known to you all as 'SHARK BOY!' *points to music guy as jaws theme plays*
Honda: ~Walks out, sits~
Malik: *Snickers* So Honda...Is there a point to you? I mean, you're one of the dullest characters in the show.
Honda: *blinks* Hello
Yami Malik: Now honda i think everyone wants to know what the fuck is up with your hair. Seriously it looks like
crap and you never change it!
SHonda: *touches his head* I like my hair.
Malik: Why?
Honda: Because, I do.
Yami Malik: *blinks* Your so dull
Malik: *Yawns boredly* Yeah...I say this interviews over. We dont want our loyal fans falling asleep.
Honda: ..........................*bends down to pick up a can and throws it in the garbage* always recycle
Malik: *Eye twitch* Dear Ra..
Yami Malik: *watches* Honda the cleaner! Are you named after the car company which claims to be the cleanest car company?
Honda: *puts on his sash which says student president. Picks up a styrofoam cup and puts it away,
finds a dirt spot and immediatly begins scrubbing it* keep the planet and students clean.
Malik: *Starts falling asleep*
Yami Malik: *kicks honda into a garbage can and closes the lid on him* Well that was pathetically short.
Who is our backup guest?
Malik: *Falls out of the chair* Huh? What?....Oh. Uh..*Looks at list* Rebbeca.
Yami Malik: Oh that little bitch who claims shes a genius!
Malik: Yeah, her.
*Security people usher her onto stage*
Rebbeca: *Waves at people then sits in Hondas chair.*
Yami Malik: *eyes the teddy she holds* ITS TAUNTING MEE!!!!!!!! GET THAT FUCKING BEAR AWAY!!!!
Rebbeca: I'll do no such thing! He deservevs to be on tv if I am.
Malik: *Strokes his Yamis head in a calming way* >_> Down boy, down..So Rebbeca, are you really a genius?
Rebbeca: *Beams* Yep!
Yami Malik: *eyes the bear warily* A idiot who doesn't know when to close her mouth is more like it
Malik: *Snicker..*Is it also true that you are actually a midget and a 35 year old?
Rebbeca:...Uh...*Shifty eyes* No! Not true at all!
Yami Malik *WELL FUCK YOU MISTER BEAR YOU SPEAK LIES LIIEEESS!!!! *crawls toward it*
Rebbeca: *Screams and hugs her bear close* Get that insane freak away!
Yami Malik: *whips out a gun! Points it at the bear!* I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
Malik: Yami...put down the gun your pointing it at a bear our guest is behind the bear if you shoot,
the bullet will go through the bear and hit our guest. (TOO ALL THOSE WHO WATCH TAILER PARK BOYS!)
Rebbeca: *Holds her bear protectively*
Yami Malik: I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT BEAR!!!!! *grabs it!*
Rebbeca: NOOO!*Watches as the bears penis hangs out of a hidden slit from within the bears crotch area*
Malik: .....
Yami Malik: *blinks and drops the bear immediatly* OH MY GAWD I TOUCHED IT!!!! *fires the gun into the air!*
Rebbeca: *Starts crying* Noooo! My horrible secret!
Yami malik: *points the gun at the bear and fires!!!* FUCKING PIMP BEAR!!
Rebbeca: NOOO! MY ONE AND ONLY LOVER!*Starts sobbing loudly*
Malik: o_o;; *Watches the scene*...Ah...Thats much better...I guess.
Yami Malik: Now! *pointts to rebecca* WHY DOES YOUR BEAR HAVE A WEEWEE
Rebbeca: Its hard spending those nights when I'm horny all alone!
Yami Malik: So....you fuck...your bear?
Rebbeca:...YOU'D DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES!!!
Yami Malik: *points to malik* That is HIS functioN!
Malik: *Scowls* I'm not your fuck toy!I'm your lover.*Crosses his arms*
Yami Malik: Whatever you want to beleive dear! *shines light on Rebecca* are you aware that beastility is wrong?!?
Rebecca: b-but Jou and Seto do it all the time!
Malik: *Growls. Plots against his Yami.* That's....true..I guess...>>;
Yami Malik: It's different though, considering they are both animals!
Malik : Yeah, I guess..
Rebbeca: *Starts crying again*
Yami Malik: HA CRY BABY CRRYYYYYY!!!!! *steps on Mr. Bear overand over again*
Malik: Rebbeca: YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS!*Runs off*
Yami Malik: *runs after her* THATS RIGHT CRY!!!!! *shoots his gun into the air over and over again* CRYYYYYY!!!!
Malik: *Sweatdrops..Then notices something* Since when did you get a gun?...Wait a second..
That looks like Setos personal gun...
Yami Malik: I stole it!
Malik: Why?
Yami Malik: Because he's Cr@Zy
Malik: ...So are you. o_o
Yami Malik: YEEEES BUT! I'm not in the looney bin!
Malik: Thats because you kill all the people in white that come near you. Thats why I burned all my white clothes, remember?
Yami Malik: Oh yeaaaaahhhh *grins and runs after rebecca!!*
Malik: Er..*Sweatdrops then glances down..Notices a plushie that is in the direction his Yami was running.
Picks it up*...A Jou plushie?...Oh my Ra..It couldnt be..HE'S--To be continued!
(XD GOTCHA!)
~And now, the exciting conclusion of this chapter!~
Malik: Er..*Sweatdrops then glances down..Notices a plushie that is in the direction his Yami was running.
Picks it up*...A Jou plushie?...Oh my Ra..It couldnt be..HE'S NOT MY YAMI! My Yami hates plushies. And Jou.*Blinks*
....HE'S AN IMPOSTER!
Yami Malik: *Returns covered in blood and teddy bear fluff* hehehe that was fun
Malik: *Glares at him* WHO ARE YOU?!?
Yami Malik: Why hikari what do you mean im me!
Malik: No you arent! MY Yami hates plushies! And Jou! What do you have to say about this?!*Shows the evidence!*
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrops at the plush* it isnt mine! I was going to burn it!
Malik: *Eyes it* It looks used. HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT!?
Yami Malik: 10 minutes.
Jou: *Walks onstage looking at Yami Malik* There you are! I've been worried about you ever since you escaped!
Yami Malik: What the fuck are you talking about mutt?
Jou: *Glares* Don't you 'mutt' me!Now take off the disguise and lets go home.
Yami Malik: *flinch getting all submissive suddenly then snaps out of it* What the hell have you lost your mind?!
Jou: *Growls, glare getting intense* Fine. Dont come willingly. I'll just have to....Expose you.
Yami Malik: *glares back but kind of backs up some from the puppy* Expose what?! Only my hikari can touch me
Jou: *Rolls eyes* Expose this! *Suddenly jumps at him and pulls his pants and boxers down, revealing piercings!*
Malik: *Gasps!* Wait a second...Then..SETO?! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Yami Malik: *FLUSH!!*Ah...SHIT!!! *tries to run but trips and lands on his face*
Jou: *Growls and grabs Seto, keeping him here.* So Seto...Going to tell us why you did it?*Narrows eyes*
Malik: *Points* WHAT THE FUCK?!(To those who watched Blade Trinity XD)
Seto in Yami Malik Diguise: *gets up and tries to run again taking the costume apart in the process!*
Jou: YOU ARENT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASILY!*Runs after him, easily catching up because of anger!
Jumps on him and pins him to the ground* FESS UP!
Seto: *Wriggles and curls under his puppy*
Jou: *Glares at him* So why'd you do it?
Seto: BEcause....I WANNA BE THE SPONSOR AGAIN IM SANE!!!! I SANE!!!
Malik: *Runs up and pokes at Seto* Where's my Yami? When did you switch with him?! EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN!
Seto: *rubs against his pups crotch trying to hide and other purposes...*
Jou: *Growls warningly* Go ahead Seto, tell him.
Seto: *Frown* I gave him a huge sack of money to go away, he is on some island he bought. We switched after april.
My plan?! So that I IT IS MEE WILL RULE THE SHOW!!!!!
Malik: .....You could have just asked to be on the show again.*Stare* Now then...
The show is put off until I have my Yami back! *Crosses his arms*Because I say so.
Seto: *scoffs* He doesn't wanna be on here. He says he hates it, waste of his time. Just ask
Malik: I dont care. I just want him here so he can fuck me into being my nice self every day >_>
Jou: *Sweatdrops*
Seto: puppy let me go so we can go fuck
Jou: I think you should help Malik.
Seto: Im not helping him get laid!
Jou: I mean help him find his Yami! You're the one who got him to leave to whatever island he's on.
Seto: You can't leave THE ISLAND
Malik: WHY NOT?! *Glares*
Seto: Because its THE ISLAND!
Malik: Well HE'S going to leave.
Seto: how about you go THERE! You have a Yacht ishtar!!
Malik: I dont know where the fuck it is!*Sniffles, suddenly going chibi. Cries on Jous shoulder*
Why is he so mean to me? I just want my Yami..*Sob*
Jou: *Pats* There, there..He's mean to everyone.
Seto: HE THREW ME IN THE ROOM WITH ANZU *points!*
Malik: YOU WERE BEING MEAN THEN TOO!
Seto: BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD!!
Malik: I just wanted to borrow a suit for protection against her nastiness, but NOOOOO...
Seto: HMPH! Jou lets go! Let Ishtar find his yami!
Jou: Hnn..*Looks to Malik then Seto* I'll let you know I'm still angry at you. So I'll tell you what.
No sex until you bring Maliks Yami back here.*Crosses his arms.*
Seto: But I CANT HE'S ON THE ISLAND!!!
Malik: Why cant he leave the island if we go and get him?
Seto: Because no one leaves THE ISLAND!
Malik: Why not?*Tilts his head*
Seto: I dunno, i guess it's just really nice.
Malik: Ah..Well..I still want my Yami. So...Lets go kidnap him back or something.
Seto: Hmph you go find him!
Malik: Aw come on Seto...Please? *Does chibi eyes at him, motioning for Jou to join in, which he does with his puppy eyes.*
Seto: *melts under jous eyes*
Jou: So will you?
Seto: sex first
Jou: Do you promise to help him?
Seto: Only if we can have sex, it's been a long time my penis throbs with need
Jou: Deal. *Drags Seto off!*
Seto: WOO!!! *goes happily*
Announcer Guy: And so, the quest for Yami no Malik begun!....After Jou and Seto were through.
The camera falls over, as people left long ago and turns off.
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And so ends another chapter! Review and say what you think! XD