Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ The beginning of THE ISLAND ( Chapter 12 )

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Hello, welcome to another chapter! For now, Seto and I are going to be going on a quest for Yami no Malik.No interviews for a few chapters.Oh yes, be aware that there will be language because of Ryou.Thank you for readin, and enjoy!We dont own Yugioh....Yet.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ryou: *Sits down as a announcer a big book in his lap with his pet bakura curled up at his side in a small ball* Audience: AWWWWRyou: SHUTUP THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!*Flips pages in the book* Ryou: SO after Seto and Jou had their sex the group was off to find Yami Malik on THE ISLAND!Their journey went on for many miles starting with the bus....Seto: FUCK! WHY DIDNT I TAKE THE LIMO I FEEL SICK!Malik: uhh..Seto...That old lady is staring at me..*Slowly hides behind the CEO*Seto: *turns around and snatches the bag she's holding and vomits into it*Malik: ...*Starts cackling insanely*Old woman: Eeek! Purse theif!Seto: *glares at her opens his mouth to say something but vomits more into the bag*Ryou: And then they took the train...Malik: *Is curled up, sleeping peacefully while leaning against the wall*People: *Staring at the two strange people*Seto: *stretches himself out in the seat, his laptop on his lap.Pauses, turns his head around 180 degrees "WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL YOU LOOKING AT!!!!" People: *Shriek and try to scoot away*Seto: *goes back to work, looks up at Malik who's sleeping, gently pokes* wanna get something from the snack car?Ryou: Next it went by plane....Malik: *Covers his ears in pain from the pressure* Seto: MUAHAHAHAHA!! *steering the plane while the captains are tied up*Malik: Seto, what the hell are you doing?!Ryou: Finally they took the cab! Seto: *Hanging his head out the window looks a sickly green color*Malik:*Is just curled up, trying not to puke from the smell of this disgusting cab*Cab Driver: *Stops* YOU PAY NOW $50! Seto: *throws the money at him and leaps out the window, is skinny enough to fit*Malik:*tries to get out but the door wont open and the driver drives off with him screaming bloody murder*Seto: O_O *Runs after the cab!!!* Ryou: Eventually they made it to the marina to get a boat to go to THE ISLAND.Seto: *talking to villager* We are looking for a boatVillage person: Ah sure we got tons of boats, where ya headed?.........Ryou: MALIK!!!Malik:*Shrieks and jumps onto Setos back, looking around for crazy cab drivers*Seto: We are going to THE ISLAND!!Villager: *His eyes go wide, people that were walking around whisper then disappear into their homes,the whole place turning into a ghost town the man they were talking to pulls out a shotgun*FORGET IT WE WANT NONE OF YOU AROUND HERE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MESSING WITH!!Malik:O_O *Hides behind Seto*Seto: *Turns his ass and runs with Malik! As shots are fired at them!*Malik:*Yelps as a bullet grazes his side and runs faster*Seto: *Pants* What the hell was that about.Malik:*Falls over* x_x I dont think they like THE ISLAND.Seto:I guess not which means we'll have to steal a boat and check the library for the secret location of THE ISLAND.You get the boat Ishtar i'll check the books. We meet back here at noon!Malik:You got it!* Runs off!*Seto: *darts away towards the library*Ryou: hours later, Seto found himself in the meeting place. But Malik was late. Little inconsiderate fucker.Seto: *Holding a whole bunch of papers under his arm looking back and forth* GOD DAMMIT MALIK WHERE ARE YOU!!!Leave it to him to get lost.Malik:*Runs up* I got the boat!Seto: Where the hell were you?!Malik:Uhh..Well, just as I was going to steal a boat from an elderly person, I remembered I have my yacht.Which is much better. So I went and brought that here! ^_^Seto: soo....you went back to Egypt?Malik: YES! Yes I did.Seto: *blinks* Okay. Lets get this stuff onto the boat I found it!Malik: yay! *Walks over and jumps onto his ship from the dock!* I brought you some coconuts.Seto: How...considerate. Ryou: So the bitches, were on their way the boat setting sail not even 15 minutes later.Malik:Okay..So..Where is THE ISLAND?Seto: *doing a titanic impression on that top* WHEREEEEEVVVERRRR YOOUUUU ARREEEEEEMalik: o_O *Watches as a wave suddenly appears and knocks Seto off*Seto: Son of a bitch!!! *swims* Ishtar help me up!Malik: Man overboard!*tosses a rope ladder over the edge so he can climb up* You'd be surprised how often that happens.Seto: *climbs up looking like a drowned cat isnt happy* Make me some hot cocoa and meet me in the cabin!Malik:*Gets some mindslave to make the cocoa*Seto: *scene changes and seto is dry, it is nighttime and all the papers are spread out* Okay so according to my calculations to get to THE ISLAND we need to go to the bermuda triangle.Legend has it that upon hitting shore on the forbidden island we will be attacked by cannibals.Malik: Cannibals?! B-but what about my Yami? What if he's been eaten?!Seto: Your Yami would probably be too damn hard and crispy no doubt cold from his heart.Malik: Well what if the cannibals are desperate?Seto: Oh please i'm sure your yami can take care of himself. Now we have some rough weather coming up,so batten down the hatches!Malik: *Sighs and gets his mindslaves to do it* What is this 'bermuda triangle', anyways?Seto: Oh some mystical vortex reputed for destroying or making anything that moves through it disappear. Malik: *Turns a little pale* ...Oh.Seto: Yeahhhhh....Mindslave: *groans and points*Malik: *Eyes the mindslave* What?Mindslave: *Points outside* NRRGGGMalik: *Looks outside*Seto: *Sitting down looking over maps making calculations*Malik: *yawns and flops into a chair, eyeing the maps and such*Seto: So what did your mind slave want?Malik: Oh, he was just pointing out a terrible swirling portal of almost certain doom.Seto: Oh.........................................shit. *Suddenly the whole boat is uprootted as they go smashing around on the inside,everything being thrown everywhere the power going out*Bakura: *Sitting by the chair, waiting for Ryou to come back from his bathroom break to be the narrator..*Ryou: *Comes back readjusting his pants some toilet paper on his foot as he sits down in the chair, whistling to bakura to sit on him again as he picks up the book*Bakura: *Pounces into his lap carefully and curls up, nuzzling Ryou's shoulder*Ryou: *glares* SETTLE DOWN BITCH *flips pages* now where was I oh yes! Our heroes were thrown around in the sea like tossed intestines, traveling through parallel dimensions,much strobe lighting and pretty colors commenced but the lady of luck was smiling on the bastards,as their ship crashed offshore of...THE ISLAND_____________________________________________________________________ _______________TBC!__Oh yeah, and Seto said that if we dont get any reviews we arent gonna update anymore XDSO REVIEW YOU LAZY PEOPLES O_O