Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ THE ISLAND pt.1 ( Chapter 13 )

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AHAHAHAHAH NEW CHAPTER!We dont own Yugioh.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ryou: Now Seto and Malik had no where else to go. Their boat was smashed in the waves.LAUGH AT THEIR PAIN!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! assholes....Now the couple of geniuses had to figure out what to do since now they were STUCK ON THE ISLAND!!Seto: Malik I think we are stuck on THE ISLAND. Malik: I think we are indeed!...But where are those cannibals you were talking about?Seto: *pulls out a map from his pocket* It seems that they are the inside of THE ISLAND.Malik: Gasp!....Okay, let's find my Yami.Seto: FIrst! We need to establish a camp THE ISLAND is pretty big you see? And it may takes days so we must secure shelter,fresh water, and food first.Malik: Ah..Okay then.*Stares off into the jungle*Seto: NO! *grabs him and sits him in the sand* we must stay outside the jungle. The cannibals live in there we need to find a secure place on the outskirts.Malik: *Meeps* Aww..okay then. Where do you suggest then, mr. expert?Seto: *looking at his soaking wet map.Points!* We go East there seems to be some higher rocks there!Malik: Okay okay...*Starts walking towards the EAST side of the island!*Seto: *walks with him under the hot sun for awhile until they make it to a more rocky area*HERE IS WHERE WE SHALL BUILD CAMP! It is outside the jungle and we can feast on the sea creatures!Malik: *Sweatdrops* Are you feeling ok? You're talking kinda funny.Seto: Could be the heatstroke.NOT ALL OF US CAME FROM EGYPT YOU KNOW!! SOME OF US GET A THING CALLED HOT!!!AND NEED WATER AND SHADE BUT NOOO NOT YOU BECAUSE YOUR A PURE BRED DESERT SQUIRREL!!!! Malik: *Puffs up a bit indignantly* I AM NOT A PURE BRED DESERT SQUIRREL! *Kicks him in the ass so he lands in some shade from the rocks*Seto: *sits there his arms around his knees* NOW FIND US FRESH WATER!!Malik: >_>; WELLLL let's see..I could probably find some fresh water in THE JUNGLE! There's probably this cool ass waterfall with a bit pond of water in there.Seto: but the cannibals and savages!!!Seto: WHO WILL BRING ME FRESH ACORNS?!?Malik: -_-; ....*Throws a shell at him then walks off down the beach!*Seto: JINGLYY!!! JINGLE!!!*A man who is brown like poop with a strip of hair tied on his head walks out of the jungle holding a spear*Man: tihsllub siht si lleh eht tahwSeto: *sees him and sums up his manhood from bottom to top,screams like a little girl* MAAALIIIIK!!!!Malik: *Blinks, looks over his shoulder..Sighs and starts heading back.*Man: ssa yxes a tahw *prods with spear*Seto: Gasp! some...dialect i cant understand...to be friend or foe...he could come in peace...but wait what if he wants to eat me....SCREW IT!! *Hurls a rock at him and runs up the rocky clifface...like spider-man!*Malik: *Walks up, watching him climb. Doesnt see the new comer* What the hell are you doing?Seto: *points down* CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!Man: *stands there*em rof doog era srekcarc rettub tunaep Malik: *Blinks. Stares at the Man. Looks back up to Seto.* He doesnt LOOK like a cannibal..Seto: He jabbed me with his spear!!!man: sesserd ni ytterp leef iMalik: *Sweatdrops. Walks over and pokes the man* Hey. Do you eat people?Man: *sees the other is dark like him bows* retsam Malik: *Watches this. Looks up to Seto* I dont think he's gonna eat me at least.Seto: well of course not! You look just like him!!Man: *points spear at Seto* llugaes ereh emocSeto:*scrambles up on the rocks and into a crevice to protect himself*Malik: *Blinks. Points the spear down* No. >_>;Man: egabrag eht fo tuo tae ot ekil iMalik: *Is slowly understanding the language!* od..ouy..erus..m'ISeto: *stays hidden* WHATS HE SAYING?! WHAT DOES HE WANT?!Malik: *Sweatdrops. Looks to the man* ?tnaw uoy od tahwMan: ?elamef a dneirf malc etihw ruoy si,ssip a ekat ot evah I !DIHSIR SI EMAN YM ACK kaeps uoy hoMalik: *Cackles a bit*Seto: *watches keenly* what is he saying?!Malik: Ohh...Nothing?Seto: HISS!!!!!Man: nomed ekil ehMalik: *Looks to the man* elam a si eh dnA.oteS si eman sih dna kilaM si eman yMRishid: *Holds up spear at the one called Seto*tsevrah eht niur nac ohw nomed dab dab a em ot nomed a ekil smees ehMalik: ekortsteah evah thgim tsuj eh, mih tuoba yrrow tnod hoRishid: .dehserfer eb nac eh os pmac ruo otni dna neht nwod mih teg retteb ees I HAMalik: *Nods and goes to get him then stops and looks to him* netae gnieb fo dairfa s'eh?sllabinac ouy era, gniht enoRishid: !skcubrats fo sretaw eht knird dna CFK ta tae ew, slabinnac tnera ew oNMalik: erus gnikam tsuj*Climbs up the rocks to Seto*Seto: *scratchign at rocks inside his cavern where its cool and shady*Malik: Seto? o_OSeto: Malik is that you! Oh poor ol malik got eaten by the cannibal and now his spirit is talking to mee hehehe!!Malik: >_> No, it's the real Malik. Now come on, they arent cannibals. *Reaches for him*Seto: *curls up in a ball in his lair* I WILL BE KING OF THIS ISLAND AND NOONE WILL STAND IN MY WAY!!Malik: >_>;...*Snatches him up and carries him bridal style!Looks at Rishid* og stelSeto: *squirms* I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!Rishid: *leads Malik into the forest!*Malik: *Follows while carrying a squirmy Seto!*Seto: *passes out on the way*Rishid: *Spreads apart some leaves and reveals of village of people that look like him or nearly,there seems to be some large fire circle with peopel dancing around it like a celebration going on*Malik: *Blinks and oo00oos. Looks to Rishid* ?no gniog stahwRishid: *looks around for the high Priest* !dog ruo fo gnimoc eht gnitarbelec era ewMalik: *Tilts his head* ?ti si ohwRishid: *watches as the people dance and bow before the statue making offerings* .imaY flesmih sllac eH * points to it* ronoh sih ni eutats a devrac evah ew derever dna detarbelec eb ot si eH !sdog eht fo srewop eht sessessop hcihw nus eht fo kcits gninihs a sraeb dna dnalsi siht ot oga snus ynam emoc sah eHMalik: *Looks to the statue..Twitches slightly. Calms himself* ?retal mih teem I yam tub, oteS touba deirrow adnik mI...ees I haRishid: *looks to the white male slumped over* Worromot smeg ruo htiw mih gnitanonroc era ew hsiw uoy saMalik: *Nods slightly and pokes Seto gently*Setoooo...Wake uuup...Seto: *groans and remains passed out*Rishid: *steps out with malik from the bushes. People gasp and all celebration stops* tnemtaert sdeen eh Villagers: *people stops before malik and bow to him* !!imaY ekil skool eh! Malik: *Blinks and sweatdrops* Right..dneirf ym pleh esaelp*Holds up Seto more so they can see*Villagers: *they stare at the white devil and talk amongst themselves*Rishid: !ekortstaeh eht dereffus eht sah dna egnarts,dneirf si eh nomed on si eHMalik: *Nods to what Rishid is saying*Villagers: ?esproc ekil etihw emoceb ot oot us esuac rO ?eugalp gnirb eb lliWMalik: *Blinks and sweatdrops* !gniht hcus on od lliw ehRishid: !tnet gnilaeh eht edistuo dewolla eb ton llahs nam etihw,yrgna dog ekil skool ohw nam ekam ot hsiw ton od eWVillagers:Grumbles some suspiciously but agree*Malik: *Sighs slightly but mumbles to himself* Seto isnt going to like that..Villagers: *Lead Malik to the healing tent and gesture for him to set Seto down no one willing to touch him.the high shaman of medicines sits down inside and begins making a treatment*Malik: *Blinks and watches the shaman curiously*Shaman: *mixes up a green liquid and holds it out to Malik* htuom sih hguorht eno etihw eht ot ti deef uoYMalik: *Takes the mixture and eyes Seto.. Forces his mouth open and feeds it to him!*Seto: *still very much unconscious* Shaman: *makes another mixture of herbs and wraps it in a clothe which he dips in a red substance and hands to Malik then points to Seto's head*Malik: *Blinks. Puts it on Setos head?*Shaman: .etarepoocer ot thgin hcum sdeen eHMalik: *Nods* ?ereh enif eb ll'eh dnAShaman: *looks to him* .emutrofsim on sesuac eh sa gnol saMalik: *Nods then and pats Setos hand* Poor Seto.Seto: *slight groan small twitching movement*Shaman: .worromot dog eht ot mih ecifircas lliw ew enutrof-lli gnirb eh dluohs.Malik: *Sweatdrops and nods* alrighty then..Shaman: !su nioj won ssel gnihton sdnamed dog eht noitarbelec eht eunitnoc tsum ew won dna *stands up* Malik: *Shrugs* yako* Follows*Ryou: So Malik celebrated with the racist bastards for many hours until...Seto: *Sits up rubbing his head, flinches some from the pounding headache he has*Little child that snuck in: !ekawa si retsnom eht*Runs off to tell the shaman*Seto: *looks around still very dizzy and tries to stand up*Shaman: !TNET EHT DRAUG !SROIRRAW! ekawa si dneirf nomed ruoY *walks over to Malik* Malik: *Blinks then walks over to go see Seto!*Seto: FUCK!!! *grabs his aching head looks up to see Malik* where the hell am I?!Malik: You're in the natives healing tent. But first, calm the hell down. Because if you leave this tent or cause misfortune then they're going to sacrifice you.Seto: *growls and closes one eye from the pain* get me something to drink. Sacrifice what is that sacrifice me to who? Malik: *Goes and gets him a drink and holds it out to him* Well tell me, who are we here looking for?Seto: *Grabs the drink and gulps it down feeling a bit better he lays back down* Your idiot Yami. *curses and rubs his scalp* I need to get up and get some air.Malik: There's guards around so you wont leave here..Seto: THe hell I wont *goes to the tent door, steps out about 50 spears are pointed at his neck...steps right back in and sits* Malik: *Coughs*...Yes. Anyways..They think you're a demon.Seto: Me? Why?Malik: Because you're 'white like a corpse.'Seto: *Growls* What? Just because im white! thats racial profiling *turns his head towards the tent door*RACIAL PROFILING I TELL YOU!! I CAN SUE!!Malik: *Sweatdrops*Yeah I know..Seto: *growls and utters profanities* illfortune ill show them ill-fortune lousy...*continues on for 5 more minutes*Malik: *Just sits there listenening*Seto: *Hmphs and lays down looking up at the ceiling* so how can u talk to these things?Malik: Well from what I can tell, they speak backwards.Seto: kcufMalik: Exactly.Seto: well then I can tell them to....FFO KCUF!!!Shaman: *Steps in all pissed* !kilma laed eht wonk uoY Malik: *Tilts his head* tey gnihtyna enod tnsah ehShaman: !decifircas eb ot si eh tcudnoc ylredrosid esuac ro tnet siht evael eh dluohs,mih gnihctaw era eWRyou: What happens next goes to show that while someone who has a unbeleivably high IQ,they can seem to lack all common sense and intelligence. For Seto understood what was being said now...Seto: *Gets up and starts kicking and throwing things all over in the tent!* !!SIHT ECIFIRCAS ?haey hOMalik: *Covers his face and winces* Seto you idiot! Shaman: *RED IN THE FACE!* !!SROIRRAW Ryou: *turns a page* And so Seto was grabbed, and tied to a long pole which was placed outside, his mouth was eventually gagged from all the screaming. For during the cornoation he would be sacrificed to the new god at dawn.Which was just peaking out over the horizon....________________________________________________________________ ____________________TBC!______Also, Seto would like to add this. READ IT.Seto: alright thank you to those who actually reviewed but theres some more of you lazy assesthat didn't im serious I wouldn't have done this if we didnt get reviews, and don't say 'oh someone else will do it' because no one else will! I see how many hits with get over2,700 and only 45 reviews its impossible that those hits are from people expecting a quality fic and got lost.SO LEAVE REVIEWS DAMMIT! OR NO CHAPTER FOR YOU! THE GOAL HERE IS 55! Thats right 10 simple reviews just say 'good fic' it isn't hard! Or none of you will get to see my sacrificed so HA!!!