Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness!!! Cool! ❯ Yugioh Madness Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )
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By: zary 
Joey and Kaiba get paired in a school project togetr wonder what will happen?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 11.28.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 442 | Status: Completed
Joey and Kaiba get paired in a school project togetr wonder what will happen?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 11.28.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 442 | Status: Completed
Yugioh Madness!!!
Chapter 2
"Joeeeeeey!" Yugi whined. "Stop having so many mental converasations and tell us what your vision was about. And don't run away because, you can't get through the cave I brought you through to get here. You'll just have trouble finding your way around since this 13 way cave any way because you'll get lost. It is a route to either my house, the junkyard, the back door to the public pool, the library, Hondas basement, Kaiba corp I stole money from there oh, just kidding he gave it to me, the 6 other rooms are in the cave, the telephone room, the entertainment room, the electronic controls room, the kitchen, the wash room, and the place where Kaiba told me to keep the 12 thousand dollars in my piggy, yes he gave me that money too!!!, And it leads to Varon's basement tooo! (Pant) (Pant), .... ........ ...... That's it I'm done!" ^.^
(Yugi talking in sweet inocent voice"Oh and you still have to tell me your vision Joey, tell us then we'll let the healing begin, and then we help you, yeess help you!"
"That really doesn't sound right ... ugh untie the stupid ropes! Untie me now!" this only made Yugi's smile get much wider and much creepier.
(Still talking in the creepy sweet therapist voice)"Now Joey, we can't help you if you're going to resist, now teeeell us and then we'll let you gooooo ."
"Fine! Then you have to take me home!" said Joey.
(Now Yugi is talking in an annoying evil insane voice) "Good but if you have any more visions, we'll know, oh yes my friend we'll know Joey, and the faster you run, the faster we'll hunt you down, and the then the longer you resist, the longer you stay here in this cave, And the longer you stay here the more your visions will rule you, and rule you, and control you till you break crying ahem (back in his normal voice) ... so are we clear or what?"
"God I can't take much more of this. Listen do you have a liscence for being a therapist?" said Joey.
(Yugi is now talking with his therapist crazy inocent voice again)"Noooo, but Yaaaami does, and since he has the same haaaaair do as me the company can't tell that Yami is in the ID card picture not me, so talk or else I'll stuff your face with the food you hate the most."
So Joey told them about the scene where Mokuba was crying because he lied about running away from home because of seto and the last sentence Mokuba couldn't finish because Joey awoke at thw end of it,"I ran away because I-"
"So you think that Mokuba has a crush on you, but you love Mokuba's older brother is that correct?" said Yugi while taking notes on his professional lokking clip board that had spongebob and easter bunny stickers on the back of it. Not very professional now, is it?
"I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON KAIBA!!! LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!"
"No way, first you must sign your name on this contract since you are my best friend so now you must become a member of this group."
"It seriously looked like he was going to come right out and say that he loved me." said Joey he was starting to think about Varon and Seto again (Joey thinking) /Seto or Varon I love the way their names sound Seto or Varon hmmm to chooose him ooor not to chose him that is the question or should I just go for Setooooo, awww but Varon is cuter, Oh but seto has blue eyes who to pick who to... ack, since when do I go for blue eyes?! Oh I'm such a love sick pupppy, Oh c'mon even his insults to are making me want him more, I'm pathetic!/
However Joey was so busy with his mental debates that he didn't notice Yugi trying to wake him up.
"Joey, Jooooeeeey, Joey heeeloooo, WAKE THE HECK UP!!!" yelled Yugi. Joey woke up only to realize that he was at Yugi's house already and not home.
"Huh? Oh yeah, we're home already?Jesus, where the hell is my mind goin huh?! I need to catch it, seriously I need to catch it!" said Joey out loud. Yugi sweat dropped
"Uh ... Joey your dad said you could stay here again. Anyway, since we woke up early to go to the cave
we are still on time so, get your clothes on so that we can still be on time for school!"
"Oh? Kay!" said Joey then he zoomed into the house grabbed his supplies and his clothes got ready to go to school ate his breakfast checked the time and spead off to school Yugi and Yami strainig to keep up.
***
In class. Uh suprisingly Joey's there 2nd place, before anyone from his class got to his school, but he did hang out with Yugi outside school since it would be a little while longer for him to go in.
15 min later before everyone else got in there.
"Ah, Joey you're on time for the first time since you've been in this school, i'm kind of impressed, now sit down somewhere so I can teach." said the teacher. Joey went to sit down but all the kids sat down before him as soon as Kaiba walked in the door, so he had to sit down next to Kaiba. That also earned him a small faint growl from Kaiba. Joey could feel his face burning and he could also feel his heart beat rise.
/Think happy thoughts about Kaiba. You normally don't feel so nervous then. Well normally you will blush but I guess anything is better than feeling vulnerable around Kaiba./
"Class today's assignment is about caring for children, and that means ... that you will have to be partners with another classmate and take care of the baby doll that you recieve right now so take good care of her him, whatever, oh and you will be given accessories for taking care of the baby is that clear, anyone disagree with the assignment hmm?"
"Yess ma'am we agree." all the students said at the same time.
"Good." and with that everyone picked a name out of a plastic bowl, Tea got Honda,
Yugi paired with Yami, Joey got Seto, Duke got Ryou, and Bakura had some poor pathetic fool girl, that no one in the class knew, and no one even gave a damn. All of the students filed out of the class.
Later after they do their classes before lunch.
In the halls.
"So mutt, you are going to go to my house this afternoon and we are going to do this rediculous project and the rest of our homework there understood?" said Seto.
"Sure, I don't care." said Joey.
"Good, so wait for me outside school okay." Joey nodded. And with that the CEO. walked away to lunch.
When Joey turned around he saw his friends walking up to him.
"What was that all about?" said Tea Joey smirked.
"Ah it's 'nothin' it's just that moneybags, thinks he can act all tough , but he's as much of a kid as the rest of us on the inside. Anyway since it's already lunch time c'mon."answered Joey.
***
At lunch.
Joey sat with his group of friends at their usual table.
"So, Joey what really happened back there with Kaiba?" said Yugi smiling at him.
"Yeah I wanna know too." said Honda.
"We all want to know." said Otogi.
"Well, I got paired with seto for the baby project and he has all the supplies, so I have to go to ... his house later today." said Joey he could feel his cheeks burning like mad. /Oh shit, not here I can't start blushing, not now!/
"Wait Joey, are you blushing?" said Honda.
"No." Joey said he quickly turned his head side ways.
"Ooooh, Joey is blushing." said Otogi grinning.
"So, since when do you have a crush on Kaiba?" said Tea
"I - do- not - have - a - crush - on- Kaiba." said Joey defensively.
"Suuuure what ever you say ... mutt." said Honda.
"Do - not - call - me - that." said Joey he was going to go nuts in a minute.
"Oh but that's you're nick name isn't it hmm?" said Otogi grinning. Joey looked from Otogi to Yugi
who was just sitting there smiling with that annoying therapist look.
/Oh no, god no! He must think i'm going to have another vision tonight, He has that stupid therapist looking
smiling face again, I don't wanna go back there to that colorful room. And this morning was very scary so, what's to stop it from being the same way again./
"Alright Yugi you can stop smiling like that now." said Joey looking at Yugi.
"What's wrong with him smiling, he does it all the time." said Honda looking confused.
"Oh? Well this smile is not innocent, at all." said Joey glaring Yugi down.
"How do you know what that smile is all about?" said Honda.
"Hey, Honda aren't you one of Yugi's best friends?" said Joey smirking. Honda paled. And it looked to Joey like Honda knew about the little therapist sessions with Yugi.
"Well I guess some of us aren't lucky enough to escape Yugi's wrath huh, don't worry I have complete sympathy for you." said Joey.
"You mean after all this time you haven't been having sessions?" said Honda.
"Yugi you said that all of us were going through that horrible experience!" said a very upset Honda.
"Hey what are you talking about, what are you guys talking about!" said Tea and Bakura.
"No, I can explain!" said Yugi looking very scared.
"Oh, no you can't going down Mr. Motou!" said Honda advancing on Yugi.
"Uh, Uh Yamiii!" Yugi called. Well Yami came zooming over to the table from out of no where and stoped Honda from trying to destroy Yugi.
"Do not touch my Hikari." said Yami very seriously.
"All right, all right sheesh, man I'm gone." said Honda and with that he left to do what ever he was going to do as he passed Joey.
"Say, why do you do that to your friends?" said Joey rolling his eyes as Honda passed./I don't know why he tries./
"Cause, it sooo fun." said Yugi. Then he did the unthinkable, he flicked one of the marbles he was playing with and had won from one of his friends, at Otogi ... ....... and hit him .... in the head ... and I'm sure that that hurt. Yami grinned teasingly at Otogi since Otogi knew he couldn't fight back.
"Um ...Yugi, that wasn't nice, aaagh, but I don't care all right see yah later bud (yawn)." said Joey and then he got up and walked to go to class since it was time to go there anyway.
***
Class P. E.
Joey was forced to play, Basketball since Kaiba somehow forced the teacher to make him play.
Joey was so busy thinking about Kaiba and Varon to even play correctly even though he actually did excersise while playing the game. He asked for a water break.
***
In the hall way Joey is taking a water break.
/Damn, I hate this, I can't even keep my mind straight and the thing that is even sadder is that I don't even care, it's as though the feelings are telling me that it's all worth it. And even though it can feel bad it can also feel good ... like the blushy feeling. I mean, it may mean a lot of dirty thoughts and embarassment but, it still feels good to think of all the possibilies. I mean we could get married after we fall inlove and then well, I don't know I can't wait till I find love it looks nice. I mean take a look at Yami and Yugi I've seen them in their house when they're a lovey dovey it looks sweet./
"Times up Joey!" said the Gym teacher angrily so Joey could get back into the game.
"I'm coming, sheesh!" said Joey. He walked inside the Gym only to see Kaiba walking up to him.
"What do you need Kaiba?" said Joey trying to sound and look as nice as he could, so that he could at least try to avoid a fight.
"Jeez Mutt why are you? That's funny, you even drool like a dog!" said Kaiba. And Joey, Suddenly realised his mistake and wiped off the drool off of his mouth. Joey looked so red in the face as people in the gym stared at him. Seto smirked then walked off. People started whispering.
***
After the end of the world, ahem school, Joey is back at Yugi's house again.
"Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why." whispered Joey miserably in his very sad guest room and then he heard a softer hmm growing louder Banging on the innocent door.
"Joey come out of there and eat the left over breakfast you half ate ate yesterday, due to your mental battles about Varon and Kaiba! And if you don't stop saying, "why", I'll cut your hair into a mohawk!"
"Eeee! All right I'm coming you little red, yellow and black furball!"
"Yeah I know, ain't my hair all great, now come on before you forget to eat again." said Yugi smiling at Joey.
"Yeah, thanks for being so helpful and all."
"Hey, what are best friends for anyway?" said Yugi and then he and Joey went to eat together. And a light shown around them.
"Hey where are the spotlights coming from!" said Joey. Yugi looked out the window.
"Oh my god it's coming from outside the window! Are the police here or something what the heck?!" said Yugi. It looked like they were about to find out!
Then Joey saw kaiba walking at least over one million robot rats on a leash, and holding a flash light made out of diamond. Kaiba spoted Joey and went towards him saying in an annoying voice that sounded just like Yugi's voice but was talking through Kaiba's mouth as Kaiba kept getting closer. He was saying, "Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, JOEY WAKE THE HELL UP ALL READY SHEESH!" Then Joey woke up only to realise he had fallen asleep with his head in a bowl of his breakfast from yesterday. "Iww!" said Joey trying to wipe the egg off of his face!
"Iww indeed ... no ... really you really need to wipe that crap off of your face (snicker)." said Yugi.
"I hate my life."said Joey pouting.
Just then there was a knock at the door.
End of Chappie!!!
Zindziswa: Weeeell that's it and don't miss the next chapter 3!
Joey: You idiot why did you dress me up like this, somehow the head of the blues clues crappy dog suite is joined with my head, god help me!
Seto Sweets: Just shut up you stupid blond mongrel!
Seto Kaiba: Ha, nice one!
Seto Sweets: Aww just 'kiddin' Joey, your much better than what Kaiba says you are and I'll beat up the stupid K. F. D. for you! (Starts beating the shit out of Kaiba Seto very badly.)
Zindziswa: (starts typing and typing and then...) "Ah, Kentucky Fried, Dragon, sounds good, Ah ha, Got it!
Seto Kaiba: (Is now just nothing but a twiching ass who just got beat and lost his pride dramatically, due to a little typing and creativity)
Pegasus: (Suddenly appears randomly in a tu tu and twirls all over the already broken heap of Kaiba on the floor when he tries to get up, and flattens him into a lumpy mushy heap on the ground.)
Zindziswa: Now don't get me wrong I love Kaiba. I just want him to learn not to bother me, Joey or Seto Sweets like that, any way ... goodbye and i'll see you in the next fic!"
Seto: (In a whiny high pitched weak, polite and desperate voice), Please, He- Help me (passes out)..." @.@
Chapter 2
"Joeeeeeey!" Yugi whined. "Stop having so many mental converasations and tell us what your vision was about. And don't run away because, you can't get through the cave I brought you through to get here. You'll just have trouble finding your way around since this 13 way cave any way because you'll get lost. It is a route to either my house, the junkyard, the back door to the public pool, the library, Hondas basement, Kaiba corp I stole money from there oh, just kidding he gave it to me, the 6 other rooms are in the cave, the telephone room, the entertainment room, the electronic controls room, the kitchen, the wash room, and the place where Kaiba told me to keep the 12 thousand dollars in my piggy, yes he gave me that money too!!!, And it leads to Varon's basement tooo! (Pant) (Pant), .... ........ ...... That's it I'm done!" ^.^
(Yugi talking in sweet inocent voice"Oh and you still have to tell me your vision Joey, tell us then we'll let the healing begin, and then we help you, yeess help you!"
"That really doesn't sound right ... ugh untie the stupid ropes! Untie me now!" this only made Yugi's smile get much wider and much creepier.
(Still talking in the creepy sweet therapist voice)"Now Joey, we can't help you if you're going to resist, now teeeell us and then we'll let you gooooo ."
"Fine! Then you have to take me home!" said Joey.
(Now Yugi is talking in an annoying evil insane voice) "Good but if you have any more visions, we'll know, oh yes my friend we'll know Joey, and the faster you run, the faster we'll hunt you down, and the then the longer you resist, the longer you stay here in this cave, And the longer you stay here the more your visions will rule you, and rule you, and control you till you break crying ahem (back in his normal voice) ... so are we clear or what?"
"God I can't take much more of this. Listen do you have a liscence for being a therapist?" said Joey.
(Yugi is now talking with his therapist crazy inocent voice again)"Noooo, but Yaaaami does, and since he has the same haaaaair do as me the company can't tell that Yami is in the ID card picture not me, so talk or else I'll stuff your face with the food you hate the most."
So Joey told them about the scene where Mokuba was crying because he lied about running away from home because of seto and the last sentence Mokuba couldn't finish because Joey awoke at thw end of it,"I ran away because I-"
"So you think that Mokuba has a crush on you, but you love Mokuba's older brother is that correct?" said Yugi while taking notes on his professional lokking clip board that had spongebob and easter bunny stickers on the back of it. Not very professional now, is it?
"I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON KAIBA!!! LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!"
"No way, first you must sign your name on this contract since you are my best friend so now you must become a member of this group."
"It seriously looked like he was going to come right out and say that he loved me." said Joey he was starting to think about Varon and Seto again (Joey thinking) /Seto or Varon I love the way their names sound Seto or Varon hmmm to chooose him ooor not to chose him that is the question or should I just go for Setooooo, awww but Varon is cuter, Oh but seto has blue eyes who to pick who to... ack, since when do I go for blue eyes?! Oh I'm such a love sick pupppy, Oh c'mon even his insults to are making me want him more, I'm pathetic!/
However Joey was so busy with his mental debates that he didn't notice Yugi trying to wake him up.
"Joey, Jooooeeeey, Joey heeeloooo, WAKE THE HECK UP!!!" yelled Yugi. Joey woke up only to realize that he was at Yugi's house already and not home.
"Huh? Oh yeah, we're home already?Jesus, where the hell is my mind goin huh?! I need to catch it, seriously I need to catch it!" said Joey out loud. Yugi sweat dropped
"Uh ... Joey your dad said you could stay here again. Anyway, since we woke up early to go to the cave
we are still on time so, get your clothes on so that we can still be on time for school!"
"Oh? Kay!" said Joey then he zoomed into the house grabbed his supplies and his clothes got ready to go to school ate his breakfast checked the time and spead off to school Yugi and Yami strainig to keep up.
***
In class. Uh suprisingly Joey's there 2nd place, before anyone from his class got to his school, but he did hang out with Yugi outside school since it would be a little while longer for him to go in.
15 min later before everyone else got in there.
"Ah, Joey you're on time for the first time since you've been in this school, i'm kind of impressed, now sit down somewhere so I can teach." said the teacher. Joey went to sit down but all the kids sat down before him as soon as Kaiba walked in the door, so he had to sit down next to Kaiba. That also earned him a small faint growl from Kaiba. Joey could feel his face burning and he could also feel his heart beat rise.
/Think happy thoughts about Kaiba. You normally don't feel so nervous then. Well normally you will blush but I guess anything is better than feeling vulnerable around Kaiba./
"Class today's assignment is about caring for children, and that means ... that you will have to be partners with another classmate and take care of the baby doll that you recieve right now so take good care of her him, whatever, oh and you will be given accessories for taking care of the baby is that clear, anyone disagree with the assignment hmm?"
"Yess ma'am we agree." all the students said at the same time.
"Good." and with that everyone picked a name out of a plastic bowl, Tea got Honda,
Yugi paired with Yami, Joey got Seto, Duke got Ryou, and Bakura had some poor pathetic fool girl, that no one in the class knew, and no one even gave a damn. All of the students filed out of the class.
Later after they do their classes before lunch.
In the halls.
"So mutt, you are going to go to my house this afternoon and we are going to do this rediculous project and the rest of our homework there understood?" said Seto.
"Sure, I don't care." said Joey.
"Good, so wait for me outside school okay." Joey nodded. And with that the CEO. walked away to lunch.
When Joey turned around he saw his friends walking up to him.
"What was that all about?" said Tea Joey smirked.
"Ah it's 'nothin' it's just that moneybags, thinks he can act all tough , but he's as much of a kid as the rest of us on the inside. Anyway since it's already lunch time c'mon."answered Joey.
***
At lunch.
Joey sat with his group of friends at their usual table.
"So, Joey what really happened back there with Kaiba?" said Yugi smiling at him.
"Yeah I wanna know too." said Honda.
"We all want to know." said Otogi.
"Well, I got paired with seto for the baby project and he has all the supplies, so I have to go to ... his house later today." said Joey he could feel his cheeks burning like mad. /Oh shit, not here I can't start blushing, not now!/
"Wait Joey, are you blushing?" said Honda.
"No." Joey said he quickly turned his head side ways.
"Ooooh, Joey is blushing." said Otogi grinning.
"So, since when do you have a crush on Kaiba?" said Tea
"I - do- not - have - a - crush - on- Kaiba." said Joey defensively.
"Suuuure what ever you say ... mutt." said Honda.
"Do - not - call - me - that." said Joey he was going to go nuts in a minute.
"Oh but that's you're nick name isn't it hmm?" said Otogi grinning. Joey looked from Otogi to Yugi
who was just sitting there smiling with that annoying therapist look.
/Oh no, god no! He must think i'm going to have another vision tonight, He has that stupid therapist looking
smiling face again, I don't wanna go back there to that colorful room. And this morning was very scary so, what's to stop it from being the same way again./
"Alright Yugi you can stop smiling like that now." said Joey looking at Yugi.
"What's wrong with him smiling, he does it all the time." said Honda looking confused.
"Oh? Well this smile is not innocent, at all." said Joey glaring Yugi down.
"How do you know what that smile is all about?" said Honda.
"Hey, Honda aren't you one of Yugi's best friends?" said Joey smirking. Honda paled. And it looked to Joey like Honda knew about the little therapist sessions with Yugi.
"Well I guess some of us aren't lucky enough to escape Yugi's wrath huh, don't worry I have complete sympathy for you." said Joey.
"You mean after all this time you haven't been having sessions?" said Honda.
"Yugi you said that all of us were going through that horrible experience!" said a very upset Honda.
"Hey what are you talking about, what are you guys talking about!" said Tea and Bakura.
"No, I can explain!" said Yugi looking very scared.
"Oh, no you can't going down Mr. Motou!" said Honda advancing on Yugi.
"Uh, Uh Yamiii!" Yugi called. Well Yami came zooming over to the table from out of no where and stoped Honda from trying to destroy Yugi.
"Do not touch my Hikari." said Yami very seriously.
"All right, all right sheesh, man I'm gone." said Honda and with that he left to do what ever he was going to do as he passed Joey.
"Say, why do you do that to your friends?" said Joey rolling his eyes as Honda passed./I don't know why he tries./
"Cause, it sooo fun." said Yugi. Then he did the unthinkable, he flicked one of the marbles he was playing with and had won from one of his friends, at Otogi ... ....... and hit him .... in the head ... and I'm sure that that hurt. Yami grinned teasingly at Otogi since Otogi knew he couldn't fight back.
"Um ...Yugi, that wasn't nice, aaagh, but I don't care all right see yah later bud (yawn)." said Joey and then he got up and walked to go to class since it was time to go there anyway.
***
Class P. E.
Joey was forced to play, Basketball since Kaiba somehow forced the teacher to make him play.
Joey was so busy thinking about Kaiba and Varon to even play correctly even though he actually did excersise while playing the game. He asked for a water break.
***
In the hall way Joey is taking a water break.
/Damn, I hate this, I can't even keep my mind straight and the thing that is even sadder is that I don't even care, it's as though the feelings are telling me that it's all worth it. And even though it can feel bad it can also feel good ... like the blushy feeling. I mean, it may mean a lot of dirty thoughts and embarassment but, it still feels good to think of all the possibilies. I mean we could get married after we fall inlove and then well, I don't know I can't wait till I find love it looks nice. I mean take a look at Yami and Yugi I've seen them in their house when they're a lovey dovey it looks sweet./
"Times up Joey!" said the Gym teacher angrily so Joey could get back into the game.
"I'm coming, sheesh!" said Joey. He walked inside the Gym only to see Kaiba walking up to him.
"What do you need Kaiba?" said Joey trying to sound and look as nice as he could, so that he could at least try to avoid a fight.
"Jeez Mutt why are you? That's funny, you even drool like a dog!" said Kaiba. And Joey, Suddenly realised his mistake and wiped off the drool off of his mouth. Joey looked so red in the face as people in the gym stared at him. Seto smirked then walked off. People started whispering.
***
After the end of the world, ahem school, Joey is back at Yugi's house again.
"Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why." whispered Joey miserably in his very sad guest room and then he heard a softer hmm growing louder Banging on the innocent door.
"Joey come out of there and eat the left over breakfast you half ate ate yesterday, due to your mental battles about Varon and Kaiba! And if you don't stop saying, "why", I'll cut your hair into a mohawk!"
"Eeee! All right I'm coming you little red, yellow and black furball!"
"Yeah I know, ain't my hair all great, now come on before you forget to eat again." said Yugi smiling at Joey.
"Yeah, thanks for being so helpful and all."
"Hey, what are best friends for anyway?" said Yugi and then he and Joey went to eat together. And a light shown around them.
"Hey where are the spotlights coming from!" said Joey. Yugi looked out the window.
"Oh my god it's coming from outside the window! Are the police here or something what the heck?!" said Yugi. It looked like they were about to find out!
Then Joey saw kaiba walking at least over one million robot rats on a leash, and holding a flash light made out of diamond. Kaiba spoted Joey and went towards him saying in an annoying voice that sounded just like Yugi's voice but was talking through Kaiba's mouth as Kaiba kept getting closer. He was saying, "Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, JOEY WAKE THE HELL UP ALL READY SHEESH!" Then Joey woke up only to realise he had fallen asleep with his head in a bowl of his breakfast from yesterday. "Iww!" said Joey trying to wipe the egg off of his face!
"Iww indeed ... no ... really you really need to wipe that crap off of your face (snicker)." said Yugi.
"I hate my life."said Joey pouting.
Just then there was a knock at the door.
End of Chappie!!!
Zindziswa: Weeeell that's it and don't miss the next chapter 3!
Joey: You idiot why did you dress me up like this, somehow the head of the blues clues crappy dog suite is joined with my head, god help me!
Seto Sweets: Just shut up you stupid blond mongrel!
Seto Kaiba: Ha, nice one!
Seto Sweets: Aww just 'kiddin' Joey, your much better than what Kaiba says you are and I'll beat up the stupid K. F. D. for you! (Starts beating the shit out of Kaiba Seto very badly.)
Zindziswa: (starts typing and typing and then...) "Ah, Kentucky Fried, Dragon, sounds good, Ah ha, Got it!
Seto Kaiba: (Is now just nothing but a twiching ass who just got beat and lost his pride dramatically, due to a little typing and creativity)
Pegasus: (Suddenly appears randomly in a tu tu and twirls all over the already broken heap of Kaiba on the floor when he tries to get up, and flattens him into a lumpy mushy heap on the ground.)
Zindziswa: Now don't get me wrong I love Kaiba. I just want him to learn not to bother me, Joey or Seto Sweets like that, any way ... goodbye and i'll see you in the next fic!"
Seto: (In a whiny high pitched weak, polite and desperate voice), Please, He- Help me (passes out)..." @.@