Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness!!! Cool! ❯ The party is getting even weirder ( Chapter 3 )

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Yugioh Madness!!!

Chapter 3
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After the end of the world, ahem school, Joey is back at Yugi's house again.

"Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why." whispered Joey miserably in his very sad guest room and then he heard a softer and growing louder Banging on the innocent door.

"Joey come out of there and eat the left over breakfast you half ate ate yesterday, due to your mental battles about picking Varon or Kaiba! And if you don't stop saying, "why", I'll cut your hair into a mohawk!"


"Eeee! All right I'm coming you little red, yellow and black furball!"

"Yeah I know, isn't my hair just gorgeous, now come on before you forget to eat again." said Yugi smiling at Joey.

"Yeah, thanks for being so helpful and all."

"Hey, what are best friends for anyway?" said Yugi and then he and Joey went to eat together. And a light shown around them.

"Hey where are the spotlights coming from!" said Joey. Yugi looked out the window.

"Oh my god it's coming from outside the window! Are the police here or something what the heck?!" said Yugi. It looked like they were about to find out!

Then Joey saw kaiba walking at least over one million robot rats on a leash, and holding a flash light made out of diamond. Kaiba spoted Joey and went towards him saying in an annoying voice that sounded just like Yugi's voice but was talking through Kaiba's mouth as Kaiba kept getting closer to the window. He was saying, "Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey WAKE THE HELL UP ALL READY, SHEESH!"

Back to real world

Joey woke up only to realise he had fallen asleep with his head in a container of his breakfast from yesterday. "Iww!" said Joey trying to wipe the egg off of his face!

"Iww indeed ... no ... really you really need to wipe that crap off of your face (snicker)." said Yugi.

"I hate my life."said Joey pouting.

Just then there was a knock at the door.

"Huh, who is that? Oh well I'll get it anyway." said Yugi then he got up to go get the door and five minutes later he came back in the kitchen with Kaiba.

"Uh, hi Kaiba heh heh." said Joey in a squeaky voive he was wiping his face off with a napkin quickly but not quickly enough to keep Kaiba from seeing his face full of egg.

"Geez pup, you really do need to practice with your table manners." said Seto. But Joey could read his mind and see that Kaiba was turned on and was almost about to jump on him, smother him. At this Joey
smirked.

"Guys please don't fight?" said Yugi

"Well Kaiba, why do you have to try to control everything, you've only got yourself to blame if you're going crazy." said Joey.

"Guuuuys?" said Yugi bowing his head and putting his hands together like he was begging.

"What in the hell are you talking about?!" said Seto getting all defensive.

"Guys! Shut - up!"

"Oh my god Joey! I'll have to lick that hot sauce of your beautiful stomach wont I. Hot sauce tastes perfect when it's on you. Or does that make any difference?" said Joey in an dreamy voice waiting for Kaiba to make a confused face at wich he did.

"Guuuys, shut- up ... before you wreck my house ... pwweeeaaase?" said Yugi in a high pitched begging tone.

"You're insane, both of you!" screamed Kaiba covering his ears and looking uncomfortable.

"Guys god damnit!" said Yugi. /How do I get these fools to stop arguing like a bunch of monkeys? Who are throwing poop at each other. And every they get hit by another monkey it just makes them more pissed off./

"Oh hell, it all makes sense now, all those times you've looked at my ass and fantisized about me." said Joey his smirk getting wider.

"For shit sake guys!" said Yugi.

"SHUT UP!" said Kaiba he was red in the face now he looked so embarrassed and not to mention angry.

"Guuuuys? Oh, screw it!" said Yugi and he threw a spoon in the window and somehow it landed on the window screen and got stuck to it."Kaiba, I think he's just playing around, calm down, you know you're in love so shut up and stop fighting!" said Yugi he felt like laughing at the situation but he pretended to cough so he could disguise it. Kaiba frowned in disgust.

"You! How dare you, you accusatory bastards! Y- you think I'd be inlove with, with this filthy piece of shit?!!!" said Kaiba.

"Guys do you think you could help me get my spoon back before you go?" said Yugi because he couldn't reach the part of the window screen that the spoon got stuck on.

"If the mind I'm reading is in the persons brain that I think it is then yes." said Joey making an innocent happy face at him while putting his hands on his hip and facing Kaiba grinning.

"Guys what the hell is wrong with you can't you hear?!" said Yugi he looked like he was on the verge of having a spasma attack from the disruption in the room.

"Wait are you telling me that, you can read minds this can't be. HOLY SHIT!" said Kaiba he was now leering at Joey's crotch in a needy manner."The mutt is a telekenetic that's not right he's, but then that meams! You think your so special don't you just because I don't have powers like you! The stupid dog with mental powers oh why didn't I see it before?!" said Kaiba he looked liked he was going to go nuts.

//Maybe I should go out with Varon he's much cuter than Kaiba, Oh but the blue eyes, his blue eyes will keep leading me back to Kaiba they'll be looking at me and hyptnotizing me Saying, "it's not me you really want, go for for the lips baby!"/ thought Joey, and as quick as the thought came he quickly rushed it out of his mind and went back to the real world so that he could focus on what was happening now.

"Joey we have to go and do the stupid parent baby school project thing. So, if you want to live you'll GET YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF THE KITCHEN, AND COME TO THE FRONT DOOR, AND I'LL ESCORT YOU TO THE LIMO SO WE CAN GET THE HELL OUT HERE ... GOD DAMNIT IT'S SOOO COLD AAARGH!!!" said Kaiba and then you could hear cursing and chattering teeth outside.

"Oooookaaaay ... that was quite scary, quite scary indeed. Oh well, bye Yuug." said Joey and then he kissed Yugi on the cheek goodbye and went to the limo with Kaiba calling behind him to Yugi, "That kiss don't mean nothing, except my appreciation and passion for you as a friend!" he then disapeard with Kaiba.

Back behind them in Yugi's kitchen.

"Yup Joey definitely likes Seto." said Yugi then he went to the door, slamed it closed and locked it.

***
Meanwhile in Seto's Limo - driving to seto's mansion.

Joey's P.O.V.

/Seto looks pretty uncomfortable in his seat he kept on staring at me I guess that finding out that I can read his mind must make him feel really creepy inside. But I like reading his thoughts, oh like now he's thinking,
"I wish I could touch his cute blonde hair", maybe, just to see his face, I should talk to him mentally hmm things will probably get intrestiing./

/Hey Seto!/ said an unrecognised voice in Seto's head.

/Get the hell out my mind Joey!"/said Seto and then he sent a mental boulder through Joey's head, but Joey's head that Seto blew off in his mind only connected it self back onto Joey's body.

/Why should I it's fun to annoy you?/ said mental Joey waving his finger at Seto, as though Seto should know better.

/Joey, why are you in here visiting my mind any way?/ said mental Seto looking very shivery at the moment.

/I thought I'd say hello, through your mind, Muahahahah!/ said Joey, and somehow in about two seconds Joey was right next to Kaiba. Joey stood next to Kaiba grinning earning him a creeped out look from Kaiba boy.

/Well, um ... um, get out? Now?/ said Kaiba. Joey didn't budge. /Oh dear lord, you're not going to leave are you?" said Kaiba.

Joey just stood there grinning. Suddenly a blue door with no wall behind it apeared and another Joey a green skinned Joey, came thew the door. This Joey had pink swirlly blush painted on his cheeks he had brown eyes with bright pink pupils, he also wore a white shirt just like Joey's except the stipe on the front of the shirt was yellow, he had on yellow back gound with green logoed sneakers on, and at last he had on blue jeans.

/This is green Joey he came in because he wanted to see you!"

/I told you, insane original Joey and demented green Joey, to leave!/ they both didn't budge. /Leave? Any one? Why in the hell must you test my sanity with these mental illusions?/

/Hey Kaiba why are you so scared to show some emotion?/ said normal Joey. Kaiba just stood there not talking shyly.

/I see, since this is your mind after all, you are very insecure not like the Kaiba in the real world at all./ Joey smiled sweetly at Kaiba. /Kaiba ... what's in here stays in here I have no absolute right to read your mind and then rat you out to everyone./

/Sure, right.../

Kaiba then sent a purple skinned Kaiba with red blush paint through his purple door. The other Kaibawore a red trench coat black pants and it held a stern face not anything like the soft sad insecure face the normal Kaiba held.

/Go get the normal Joey out of here somehow!/ said Kaiba. As soon as instructed the purple Kaiba went after the normal Joey only to be stopped by a pationate kiss from the green Joey.

Back in the real world.

Normal P.O.V.

"What the hell?!" said Seto.

"I am through having mental conversations with you!" said Kaiba.

"(Snicker) That was the best fun I've had this week (snicker!" said Joey.

"Joey, your more of an ass than I am!" said Seto then he turned to the side to look out of his window and Joey could see his back shivering.

"Seto." said Joey in a voice to get Seto's attention. Seto turned around only to be kissed, passionately.
Joey pulled away making Seto's eyes look sad for a moment. "You know, I was thinking?" whispered Joey in Seto's ear .


"Mmm hmm?" said Seto weakly because he was pinned down around his waist by Joey's legs and by his hands holding his arms.


"
About us?" said Joey he was looking so seductive.

"Mmm hmm?" said Seto quietly.

"Maybe we could, you know?" said Joey.

Seto was now thinking, /God please be what I am thinking it is./

"Go steady." said Joey. Seto nodded his head very excitedly and wildy as to say, "i can't speak right now but, when I nod my head I mean yess!"

"Very good." said Joey and he continued to kiss Seto Kaiba down his neck.

"Mmm!" said Seto.

"I have never seen you look so sexy, oh no, not until now, before you weren't but, now you are just drop dead gorgeous!" said Joey.

"Mr. Kaiba sir we have reached our destination." said the limo driver up front. All of a sudden the Limo door was ripped open by someone and you heard, "Surprise!" but then everything went silent. And you saw the rest of the YGO gang looking shocked at the two backseat riders position.

"Oh my god, Joey! I didn't know you swung that way!" said everyone at the same time well every one except Yugi and Yami, they were too busy smirking in the back ground.

"Oh yeah? Well now you know!!!" said Joey getting out of the limo and waving his arms like a god damn maniac.

"Kaiba you still awake?" said Joey taking a peak in the limo

"Yeah, I'll just be a second." said Kaiba still sounding weak.

"Was that Kaiba it souded a lot like the little brother he never had?" said Honda looking at the limo in disbelief.

"Well some people sound that way, once in while so don't ... grr just forget it!" said Kaiba getting out of the van and standing out side looking like he was about to cry.

"Jeez, Joey what did you do to him?!" said Duke.

"Nothing, Dukie ." said Joey quickly earning him a surprised look from Duke.

"I don't believe you." said Tea looking very smug at him.

"Look, it's just none of your buisness alright so just, argh! C'mon Kaiba!" said Joey taking Kaiba by the hand and walking to the front door of Kaiba's mansion. EVERYONE!!! Started murmuring to themselves.

"Are you guys coming?! Cause I'm not 'waitin' any longer I've been holding the door a long ass time so either get your asses up here or go home!" said Kaiba. Everyone came running inside. and as the last person on line came in, Tea, Seto slapped her on the butt making her growl and laugh while chasing after Kaiba in circles around the halloween tree that was in he middle of the living.

"I'm glad we put this halloween tree up it's a good decoration for halloween." said Yugi poking one of the pumpkin ornaments with his pointer finger... boredly.

"And if your wondering I know that this is an anniversary for a certain amount of money I made a few years after I started Kaiba Corp." said Kaiba as he ran away from Tea past Mokuba.

"Oh, well since you know this already, then why don't you celebrate it with Joey hmm?" said Mokuba to Seto while Seto was preoccupied with running from Tea.

"Dear god Tea, let a man have time to talk to people during a party let alone on his anniversay, I don't want to run anymore!"

"Nope, cause now I know that I got you!" said Tea and then she tagged Seto with her hand and then walked away.

"Ah, peace at last." said Seto then walked over to a chair and sat down.

End Of Chappie !!!

Zindziswa: And don't miss chapter four. You either big Brother!

Tyman:(Rolls Eyes) I wouldn't miss it for the world sister person.

Zindziswa: ^_^ Oooooh Seto Sweeeeets!

Seto Sweets: (Walks into the room) Yes my love?

Tyman: (Rolls eyes again) God, sister person is sooo bossy! How the hell does she order me around like that huh, HuH?! Me, I'm like freaking six foot two she's bloody five foot four or something. And she tortures me by tying me to a chair, forcing me to watch a barney video, and that was enough to force me to call her sister person?! "

Zindziswa: ( Ignoring Tyman and smirking evily and Seto Sweets) Come my blonde bestest friend let the baby making begin! (Seto Sweets eyes widen and he stops breathing momentarily) Aww, just jus kiddin let's just tonge wrestle on the floor that's it, nothing special.

Seto Sweets and Tyman: (Starts breathing again) God, I thought you were serious!

Seto Sweets: Any way, I'm down with that (Zindziswa's Eyes turn bright and dangerously red) O.O No, I meant the second choice.

Zindziswa: That's better. (Seto Sweets and ZIndziswa tounge wrestle on the ground.

Seto Kaiba: (Walks in as an innocent by stander and sees the tounge war, is now terrified) You guys are so stupid.

Tyman: They really are, aren't they? ( Starts chanting quietly) Please don't have a baby with at age fourteen, Please don't have a baby with him at age fourteen, Please don't have a baby with him at age fourteen, Please don't have a baby with him at age fourteen.

Joey: - - I know Seto, but you can't deny that you wanted them to do each other right in front of you, and that is why you would call them stupid, because they're just ... (looks wide at the prospect of Seto Kaiba drooling as he watches zindziswa and Seto Sweets) kissing ... you pervert.

Seto Kaiba: Ah, so true.

Tyman: Both of you are fucking perverts...

Joey: So is Zindziswa, did you know her friends and her like Hentai?

Tyman: Oh My God! WHAT?!! (Faints and falls on the floor from shock.)

Joey: You really need your own secret stash of porn Kaiba, otherwise your going to have a sex problem,
(Looks smug and proud of him self now) and since you don't have any one you are going to need something to keep that long tail busy am I right or am I right?

Seto Kaiba: But what if Mokuba found it?

Joey: Then try your best to be glad the boy's as much of a pervert as you.

Seto Sweets:(Is tounge wrestling with Zinziswa his face is steaming red Then he breaks away.) Ah the twentieth kiss today and our score has gone higher each time I'd say that's about-

Zindziswa:(Interrupts) 40 minutes for the twentieth kiss today, cool!

Seto Sweets: I'm gonna go change my earing I'll be right back.(Walks out of the room)

Zindziswa: Anyway that is the end of the chapter buh, bye!