Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Take Outs EXTREMEE!!! ❯ Here we go again... ( Chapter 3 )

Angel: *runs in happily* Hi everyone! Its me again! Angel!

Kaiba: I thought she got her sorry butt suied!

Joey: I thougt sa too!!

Angel: *grins happily* Well, I just happened to get alittle help from my friend to persuaded YuGi's lawyer to back off, and as it turns out, Pegasus hired the lawer dude to say I was getting Suied.

Yugi: I would never sue Angel!

Angel: *gives him a quick hug* Thanks Yugi!

Tristan: That's weird… The lawyer dude really seemed fit on taking away all your mon- *pauses as her see's a beaten up lawyer dude runs across the set screaming insanely* What the hell?! *Mirai Trunks is seen chacing after him, swinging his sword around, at the lawyer dude*

Angel: *grins putting her hand behind her head and blushes* Did I mention that friend of mine was Mirai Trunks? Hehehe….

Trunks: *runs over to Angel and smiles, breathing heavily* Okay! I got the lawyer crying like a baby!

Angel: Thanks Trunks! *gives him a high five*

Kaiba: I cant belive this…. Angel, have you found anthor way to tourchering us?!

Angel: *smiling evily* Mabey, Mabey not….. wouldn't you like to know?

Kaiba: *starts edgeing away from her slowly*

Trunks: *whispering* want me ta kill em all for ya?

Angel: Not now, at least… Alrighty! On with my fanfic!

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(Episode 8)

Yugi just finished the duel with evil kaiba.

Yugi: I won! I won! Errrrrr…. were's Mokuba?

Teä: Oh NO! That Creep took Mokuba!

Tristan: Again?!? Some one has to put a bell on that kid!

Angel: CUT! Tistan!! *Joey starts cracking up* That's not the line! Shut up Joey!

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(introduction to YuGiOhkingofgames.com)

Joey: HOLD ON ONE DARN MINUTE!

Everyone: *freezes*

Bakura: Whats wrong Joey?

Joey: Yugi gets matched up with Exioda and Kaiba gets match up with Blues Eyes White Dragon, but I GOT THE BABY DRAGON!!! What Gives?!?!

Angel: *messages her temples* I have no idea Joey, I didn't write the damn show! I just direct it!

Joey: Well I don't wanna look like the weakling of the group!

Kaiba: But you ARE the weakling of the group!!

Joey: Am not! See if you can do something Angel.

Angel: *sarcasticly* Right, theyre gonna listen to me. *in a louder tone of voice* GET BACK TO YOUR PLACES!

Yugi: *whispering to Joey* She mad.

Joey: *nods*

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(Episode 14)

The gang is aspleep when Kaiba lands in his helicoptor at the edge of the cliff.

Joey: What the heck?! Cant that Jerk see we're tryin ta sleep here?!?

YuGi: Who is that? *the door tword the ocean opens up*

Tristan: Wait a minute…. HEY! DUDE! DON'T!!!

Kaiba: *steps out of the helecopter and falls down, holding on the to the edge of the cliff* GAAHHH! HEEELLLPPP! *hand slips and falls down to the ocean* NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *SPLASH*

Angel: JESUS CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!! COAST GUARD!!!

Tristan: I tried to warn him…

Angel: *is obviously pissed* SHUT UP TRISTAN!

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(Episode 23)

Kaiba just lost to Pegasus and Pegasue is about to use his Millium eye.

Pegasus: You lost more than your soul, YOU LOST YOUR BORTHERS TOO! GOOD-BYE KAIBA! *the light flashes to Capture Kaiba's soul*

Kaiba: Yeah right Pegasus! I JUST BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME! *wips out a mirror and the light bounces off it, hitting Pegasus*

Pegasus: NOOOOO!!!!! *Pegasus dissapears and his card falls in Pegasus place*

Kaiba: *does victory sign with his fingures* I RULE! Aww YAEH! I RULE!

Joey: Waitta minute, That DEFENTLY wasent sapose ta happen!!

Everyone: *flips through their scripts*

Bakura: Nope , defently wasent sapose to happen.

Kaiba: *snaps fingures angerly* Damn!

Angel: *rolls eyes* Cut! For the last time Seto, You CANT WIN!

Kaiba: *muttering* Stupid writers… always making me lose….. I hate them…..

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(Episode 14)

Kaiba gets out of the of the helicopter, with a bandade on his forhead.

Kaiba: This is the right side right? Good.

YuGi: *hands Kaiba his deck* here I kept this for you, but sorry Mokuba got away.

Kaiba: Mokuba got away? How?

Yugi: I have no idea, Joey, Tristan and Tea where standing next to him.

Kaiba: *puts one hand to his head* Hold on a minute, are you telling me that those three where standing next to Mokuba, the whole time, AND HE WAS STILL KIDNAPPED??!

Joey: Mabey…..?

Kabia: *anger vien pops up* IM GONNA KILL YOU JOEY!!! *lundges at him*

Bakura: *holding Kaiba back* NO KAIBA!!! RESIST!!!

Kaiba: *struggling to reach Joey* COME HERE CHIUAHA!!

Joey: *takes off screaming like a little girl* IIIEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tristan: *laughing* Scream manlier Joey!!

Kaiba: GET BACK HERE!!!! *kicking like crazy to get lose*

Angel: CUT! Some one tie up Kaiba…. *puts hand over her eyes, letting out a sigh*

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(Episode 18)

Yugi has just played the Magical box.

Yugi: now I put the sword trhough the box!

Paradox 1: No! he just sacraficed his monster!

Yugi: No! My dark Magican is unharmed when he comes out of the second Box, unharmed! While in the first box is- *Box opens to reveal Kaiba,, his body is in a weird angle, trying to avoid the many swords* OMIGOD! KAIBA! Are you allright?!?

Kaiba: *meekly* help….me…..

Everyone: *rushes over to help him*

Angel: Kaiba! Howd you get in there?

Kaiba: *climbs out* Joey told me this was the way to the party!!!

Angel: *glares at Joey*

Joey: What?!

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(introduction to the show)

Yugi and Kaiba fall down the dark hole.

Joey: *in a baby sort of voice* Yugi go down the Hooollleee….

Bakura: *laughing*

Angel: CUT! Joey!!!

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(Episode 14)

Kaiba comes out of the helecopter.

Tea: Kaibas back!!!

Kaiba: *a microphone pops out of no where in his hands, he puts on a backward hat* geuss whos back? Back again? Kaibas back, back again. Tell a friend. Geuss whos back, geuss whos back, geuss whos back, geuss whos back, geuss whos back, geuss whos back, geuss whos back. Danuna.

Angel: *cracking up* KAIBA! Omigod! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

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(Episode 15)

Yugii and Co. are running down the tunnel away from the bolder.

Bakura: IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! GAAHH! *gets run over by the bolder* *CRUNCH*

Angel: What was that?

Yugi: OMIGODD! THE BOLDER IS REAL!! GAAHHHHH! *runs like crazy*

Angel: WHAT?!? SOMEONE REPLACED THE BOLDER!!

Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

Tea: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!

Angel: errr….. does anyone have the numbers of the people who aduitioned for YuGiOh? I think were gonna need some replace ments….

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Pegasus is in his room looking for something.

Pagasus: I CANT FIND MY EYE! I CANT FIND MY EYEE!!

Angel: You lost your EYE?!?

Pegasus: I don't know where it went!!

(in a golf field somewhere)

Kaiba and Joey are in golf oufits. Joey is getting ready to putt. Pegasus' Millium eye is the ball.

Joey: FORE! *hits the eye into the green field*

Kaiba: nice job, Joey! Hole in one!

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Tea and Mai dueling.

Tea: I PULL OUT THE SHINING FRIENDSHIP CARD!

Joey: *sniffs a laugh*

Tea: What?!

Yugi: *snaps out of daze, laughing increadbly hard* Dude, that card sucks!!

Tea: Knock it off!

Tristan: *pointing and laughing* but it does!

Tea: Angel!! DO SOMETHING!

Angel: *trying hard not to laugh* But they have a Point!!!

Tea: *gets angery* YOU JERK! YOU'RE THE WORST DIRECTOR IVE EVER MET!

Everyone: Uh-oh….

Angel: *angerly* Im a bad director am I?

Tea: Yes! The worst if I ever met one!

Angel: *jumps down from her director seat* FINE! Get your self a new DIRECTOR!! *storms off the set*

Kaiba: Nice Move Tea!! There goes Angel!

Tea: Well I think I did good, for your information!!

YuGi: *jumping up down* Whadda we gonna do?!? Wadda we gonna do?!?

Joey: *takes out cellPhone* What can we do? We have to try to get her back.

Bakura: …….. Lets get working then.

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Dbz announcer: Oh no! Angel quit! What is everone gonna do?!? Will she ever come back? Will Tea ever learn how to shut her mouth?1

Tea: HEY!!

DBZ Annoucer: Shut up. Will producers get a new director? Stay tuned for the net episode of…. YUGIOH! Take Outs Extreme!!