Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Take Outs EXTREMEE!!! ❯ New Directors ( Chapter 4 )

Producer of YGO: Alright Cast gather around. It just so happens we couldn't get Angel back.

Kaiba: WHHAT!?!?

Joey: Oh man, this sucks.

Bakura: Angel was like one of the best directors, What are we gonna dooo?!?

Producer: Well, we managed to get sone replacements.

Yugi: Replacements?

Producer: Yep. First we have Steven Speilberg!!

Steven: *walks in* Hello everybody!

Bakura: You got Steven Spielburg?

Producer: Sure did! I think youll find that Steven will be better than Angel by FAR…

Teá: Good.

Kaiba: Stuff it Tea!

Producer: Alright! Enough, lets get filming!!!

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(Episode 7)

Mokuba is in the tower, waiting for Kaiba to resuce him.

Mokuba: *points fingur at he moon out the window* Mo-ku-ba phone home!!!

Steven: CUTT! More feeling Mokuba! You want to get home! Feel it!

Everyone: *sweetdrops*

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(Episode 10)

Joey is facing Rex. He puts out a Dinosaur monster.

Rex: LIVE MY DINOSAURS!! LIIIIVVVEEE!!!

Tristan: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! A DINOSAUR!

YGO Cast: *run for their lives screaming* DINOSAURS! DINOSAURS!!!

Kaiba: *stops* Wait a minute, it's a stupid hologram! Why are we running?!?

Steven: It's a dinosaur! They live after thousands of years of extiction! Your terafied of the T-rex!!

Joey: IT'S A HOLOGRAM!!!

Bakura: I want a new director!!!!

Steven: CUTT!!

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Proudcer: Okya, okay, after the field complaints, we decided to to get a new director.

Tristan: Thank the Lord!

Kaiba: Who we have this time?

Producer: Gorge Lucas!

Kaiba: You mean the guy who directed star wars?

Producer: Yep, Yep. *nods*

YuGi: Oh god, whats gonna happen to us?

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(Episode 24)

Kaiba is about to fight Pegasus.

Kaiba: You took my brother, Pegasus. Prepare to Die!! *takesout a handle and a blue light comes up*

Pegasus: *red light saber pops up* Befor we do, I have something to tell you Seto. Kaiba, *deep breath* I am Your Father. *deep breath*

Kaiba: *falls to his knees* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Joey: HEY! THAT'S A LIE!!

Gorge: Cut! Why cant it be true, Joey?

Joey: Well First, Kaiba's parents are dead, Second,, Kaiba looks NOTHING LIKE PEGASUS! (though Mirai Trunks does) and Third, Who in their right mind would sleep with Pegasus?

Kaiba: *stands up* You know you got a point.

Gorge: CUT GOD DAMN IT!!!!! YOUR RUINING THE MOOD!!

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Tristan: *is standing there with his arms crossed, thinking*

Tea: Whats wrong Tristan?

Tristan: Well, I cant find Yugi, and I was wondering where he went…

Gorge: *comes up* I put YuGi in R2d2!!

Tristan: YOU WHAT!??!

Gorge: What? It's the only way to get it to move!!!

Tea: *sweat drops* I cant belive this… *the r2d2 robot rolls up*

YuGi: *muffled voice from inside* Help mee!! Lemme out!!

Tristan: *stares at Gorge* You weilded him Insie there!??!

Gorge: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HIM IN THERE!!!

Yugi: *transforms into YamiYugi breaking r2d2* IM FREE! *runs away screaming insanly* FRRREEEDOOMM!

Gorge: *kneeling down to the remains of R2D2* NOOO! MY CREATIONNN!! MY MASTER PEICEE!!! NNNOOOOOO! *picks up the pieces sobbing* YOU BASTARDS! I QUIT! I QUITTT! *runs out sobbing*

Joey: *looks around* Ahhhh, woops.

Kaiba: GREAT! What is that. OUR THIRD DIRECTOR!

Bakura: We'll just get anthor one.

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Producer: Alright, we got a new director!!

Everyone: *dully* yay….

Prouducer: Wow, you all sound SOOOO excited….

Bakura: Just hurry up and tell us who the bloody director is!

Producer: Alright! Alright! Don't get your "British" pantiees in a twist. The new director is ….

Joey: *out of no where* DUN DUN DUN!!!

Everyone: *looks at him strangly*

Joey: *blushing* Sorry.

Prducer: As I was saying, the new director is…James Cameron!!!

Kaiba: *sweetdrops* Cameron, as in James Camreon who directored Titanic?

Producer: *nods* Yep, that's him.

James: *walks in* Howdy yall.

Yugi: Oh no….

Tea: *eyes glitter* Will Leonardo DeCaprior be here too?

Joey: Oh god I hope not….

James: Enough talking! We have a award winning movie to make!

Tristan: It's a tv show.

James: Alright! A award winning TV show to make.

Bakura: It's a cartoon. Anime, cartoon.

James: *sweatdrops* Alright we'll just have to work from that. Places everyone!!!!

Kaiba: *rolls eyes while walking to his place* and now all hell breaks lose.

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(Episode 3) Tristan is standing at the bow of the ship holding Tea.

Tea: Im flying Tristan! Im flying!!!

Tristan: GAH! GUARD! HIDE! *they both hide*

Joey: *walks up with Yugi* It it just me or did I just hear Tristan and Tea.

Yugi: Ya its kinda weird.

Bakura: *in thick brithis acent on the top of the ship* ICE BURGE! RIGHT AHEAD!

Joey: There are ice burges on the way to an island?

Yugi: Apperntly so, ACK! *ship scraps the side of a cardobrge ice burge*

Rex: OMIGOD! WERE GONNA DIEEE!!! *runs and jumps off the side of the ship*

Everyone: *gets to a life boat*

Pegasus: *stands in the ships main corders* A Captain must go down with his ship. *sad sailor song starts playing and Pegasus salutes*

Tristan: Wait a minute, when'd he get here?

Kaiba: Who cares? Hes gonna drown, MWAHAHH!!!

Joey: *unfortunatly he and Yugi didn't make it to a life boat* Yugi! We gotta jump!! *jumps off the sinking ship*

Yugi: OKAY! *jumps after him* *in the water, kicking and splashing around* HALP! HALPP!! I CANT SWIMM! IM DROWNING!

Joey: Yugi, YUGI! Dude, Stand up!! *Joey is standing up revieling the water only goes up to his knees* We're in the studios Pool filming this, Remember?!

Yugi: *sheepishly* oh, hehe *stands up and the water is up to his chin* Im okay…. *they see Pegasus float by in a duckie floatie*

Pegasus: Rubber ducky, your so fun. *has on a bathing cap and a sponge* I love my duck, *squeezed the

Duck* Quack Quack!!

Everyone: *sweatdrops as he floats by*

James: CUUT! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!! *wipes his eye* Perfect! Just perfect!

Kaiba: Omigod.

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(Episode 3) Weevil has just thrown Exoida into the ocean

Joey: Don't worry Yug! Ill get it! *goes to jump off the ship but is held back by Leonardo Decaprio*

Leo: Don't do it Miss! Don't Jump! It isnt worth it.

Joey: *sweatdrops* Dude, Im just going to get tha cards-wait a minute. DID YA JUST CALL ME A MISS!??!

Leo: *takes off his shoes* If you jump in, then Im going to jump in after you. And I bet its below zero in there.

Joey: LISTEN YA NERD! I AINT JUMPING FOR SUCICIDAL CAUSES!! IM GOING TA GET YUGIS CARDS!!

Yugi: *sniffs as his cards float away* There goes Exodia.

Joey: *looks back at Leo* Moron! You blew mia take!

Leo: Please just come over!!

Joey: *growling climbing back over* Come ova, Ill come ova allright, Cum ere!! *grabs Leo by the neck and starts strangling him* DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

James: CUT! Joey! STOP IT! *runs over trying to pry Joey off*

Kaiba: *is sitting down with Bakura with a tub a pop corn, watching the fight. Has Bakura some Pop corn* Entertaining, isnt it?

Bakura: *grins* Five stars!

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(Episode 3) Joey just jumpped into the ocean and got three cards.

Joey: I got em Yug! Two more! *starts drowning*

Yugi: JOEY! PLEASE COME BACKK!!

Joey: throw me down a lifesaver!!!!!!

Yugi: Right! *goes in his pocket and pulls out two packs of life saver breath mints. Yell back to Joey* Winter green or Icy Blue rush!!?

Joey: NOT THA BREATH MINT!! THE LIFE SAVER! FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DROWNIN!

Yugi: OH! Right! *looks around to find it gone* Where is it??!? It was just here!!

Kaiba: *is seen running away from Yugi with the life saver* MWHAHAHAHHH!!

Yugi: Kaiba! COOME BACCK! *runs after him*

James: CUT! Kaiba come back! And some one get Joey out of the Pool!!

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(Episode 3) Tea and Tristan are hiding behind boxes when Bakura comes out to the railing.

Tea: Hey Tristan! Isnt that Bakura?

Tristan: Oh yeah it is! Wonder what he's doing.

Bakura: *takes a big diamond necklase from his pocket*

Tristan: WAOH! Look at that rock! That must be wroth a lot of money!!!

Bakura: *puts his hand out over the ocean*

Tea: What is he doing?

Bakura: *drops the necklase into the ocean*

Tristan: *stnads up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs and jumps off the side of the ship*

Tea: *runs to Bakura* Why did you throw away the heart of the Ocean?!?

Bakura: I threw away the fake, the real one is right here. *hold it up* You think Im that stupid?

Tea: Uh-ho, Tristan is in for a mighty shock.

James: CUUTTTTT!!!!

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Pegasus is in the pool with the modle Titanic ship.

Pegasus: *stands up in the pool* RAAAAARRRRR!! GRRAAGGG!!!!

Joey: *dully* Oh no, its Godzilla!

Kaiba: *dully also* Run for your lives, help, help. *lets out an annoying sigh*

Pegasus: RAARRR!! *tears the ship apart* ROOOAAARRRR!!

James: *runs in* Oh my god! What are you doing to the Titanic?!!?

Pegasus: Its how the Titanic sunk in Japan…GODZILLA! *grins*

James: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! YOU FREAKS ARE TO MUCH! *storms off*

Yugi: Well that's four directors in one week, that has got to be a record.

Bakura: I want Angel Baacck!! Waahhh!!!

Kaiba: *pats Bakura on the back* We all do Bakura, we all do… *lets out a sigh*

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DBZ Annoucer: Oh no! It looks like our heros got anthor director to Quit! Will they ever find a way to get Angel back, or will they live for ever with radom directors? Find out on the next Episode of YuGiOh Take outs EXTREME!!!!