Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yuugi, Meet Mary ❯ Face Off! ( Chapter 4 )

Yuugi Meet Mary

Chapter 4; "Face Off!"

~YamiCrystalline

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Disclaimer: -_-I. Do. Not. Own. YuGiOh.

Notes: "Thanks to all my reviewers!! And thanks to those of you who answered my questions ^__^ Twas much appreciated.

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Seeing as to how the tree wasn't that far off the ground, it should have been easy for the American girl to land gracefully on her feet.

Instead, she landed on her rear.

<"Oops. That hurt…"> She pouted, muttering in the only language she knew. Crystalline stood and grinned, looking the group over.

Mary, still cringing over the other female's horrid 'imperfectness', inched her way closer. "Dear girl, you do know there is help for you, don't you? My offer still stands - join my side, and you will be a ravishing beauty like the rest of us." She indicated her friends, whom were worshipped all over the school. The demoness - excuse me! Mary Sue! - still spoke in Japanese, expecting the girl to understand her. (Obviously, Mary learned to speak perfect Japanese after hearing someone speak only a few sentences. So everyone else must be able to learn that way. )

<"What?"> Crystalline looked helplessly around, not understanding a word that was being said.

Mou hitori no Yuugi sweatdropped; everyone was off in there own world, and no one would answer any questions. It didn't help that this girl - apparently not a Mary Sue - appears out of nowhere, which brings the ancient spirit back to his first suspicions: She claims not to be a Mary Sue; she doesn't ACT like a Mary Sue; but she came out of nowhere. Does she have ANOTHER Millennium Item?? Honestly, there are enough of the stupid things floating around Japan as it is!!

Meanwhile, Mokuba had darted away from Chibi Mary Sue as soon as he could, and attached himself to his older brother's side. Curiously, the little boy glanced up at the elder Kaiba. "Nii-sama, who is she? What's she doing here? She's not the girl you hired to eliminate the Mary Sue's is she? What-"

"Mokuba, one question at a time." Seto interrupted his younger brother; glowering at the clutch of girls standing around. Was there going to be a duel or not??

Unfortunately, *everyone* in the field heard Mokuba finally voice the questions they all wanted to know. For the moment, there was NO sound in the group. Pins dropping would have made more noise.

Clearing his throat, Seto began to answer Mokuba's questions as if the other people (and spirit's) where not staring at him. "Her name is Crystalline Hirameki; she's here because I hired her to come and help with the Mary Sue problem. She only speaks English."

All Japanese speaking people nodded in some understanding, their mouths in small 'o's because Kaiba Seto had actually hired some help.

< "So!! Are we going to duel or not demoness?"> Crystalline quickly adopted a smirk, asking the Mary Sue leader straight on. < " Aw…drat. Yo! Seto! How're we gonna communicate if I don't understand them, and they don't understand me?">

Uncharacteristically, Seto got one of those funny red anger pulses in his forehead - this wasn't going how he planned!

"Ano…Seto, you can translate for her, and vice versa, since you are the only one that understands both languages." Mou hitori no Yuugi decided before anyone else could say a thing.

The anger pulse on Seto's head only got bigger. This lead Seto to wonder just where the damn anger pulse came from in the first place - HE did NOT get ANGER PULSES!!

<"Ehhh…Seto, you'll blow your brain out doin' that ya know. It's not safe for your health.">

"Ugh…Seto honey, are we going to duel? I don't have all day, really; I have a hair appointment right after school," Mary began ticking things off on her fingers about what she had to do in her oh so important life, " and then I have to be at the manicurists after that, and then I have to get to the recording studio after that, and then--"

"Shut up. Just Shut. UP!" Otogi screamed, his poor mind not able to handle the prissy platinum blonde's complaining any longer.

Once Mary had stopped jabbering, Otogi looked between the very contrasting girls. "They're both duelists?"

"Yes I am."

< "Yep!">

Otogi looked back to Seto. "So what's the deal? Mary wants to play you, but this chic wants to play Mary?"

Yuugi ( his other half got somewhat bored with the situation, and let the little one take over for a while until he was needed.) gave Otogi a quizzical look. "How'd you know that?"

Getting a sudden smug look, Otogi prissily flipped his black hair over his shoulder. "Kaiba isn't the only one who knows English. True, I don't know it as well as he, but I still know a good bit."

"Fine, fine - I believe I have time enough to play both of them," Mary waved a hand around as if she were not bothered at all. In fact…she really wasn't bothered at all.

Why?

Simple: She is Mary Sue, and she does not lose.

At all.

…

Ever.

< "Great! You can play me first then!"> Crystalline exclaimed, ready to get this over with.

< "Very well."> Surprisingly, Mary suddenly knew how to speak English. Both girls took out their decks, and finished preparing to play.

"Who shall go first?" Mary asked aloud, then decided that because she was so much better than the other girl, that she would go first.

"Ready? Okay! I play the beautiful wielder of flames, Fire Princess! And, I'll play the cute and oh so adorable Dancing Fairy monster card!" Mary cried in happy triumph - she had TWO monsters on the field in one turn!

Crystalline - and everyone else - gaped. That was against the rules!

< "Hey! That's cheating! You can only normal summon one monster per turn!">

Mary ignored her, land continued her turn. " Next, I'll play the trap card Solemn Wishes! Then I'll play Pot of Greed to add two cards to my hand, which activates Solemn Wishes effect, raising my Life Points by 1000! Thehehe! That, in turn, activates Fire Princess's effect, which is to lower YOUR life points by 500 every time I gain!" Mary squealed - she was winning! "Having fun yet?"

By now, Crystalline was steaming mad. True, she was no Motou Yuugi or Kaiba Seto, but she DID know the rules of the game.

< "Stop, stop, STOP! First off, demoness, you can only NORMAL SUMMON or SET ONE monster PER TURN! You CAN'T just PLAY a trap card, it has to be SET first!"> Crys yelled the rules, then stopped to catch her breath. < "Moronic imbecile…">

Of course, Seto translated for the rest of them to understand.

This, of course, had NO effect on Mary Sue. "We are going by MY rules now sweetheart, so we can do whatever I want."

Anger pulses appeared on Crystalline's head. < "Stupid….*grumble* It's my turn now!">

Draw a card.

Hand consists of: Mystical Elf, Magic Cylinder, Gravekeeper's Servant, Mage Power, and Zoa ( which is a level 7 monster promo card that comes with the YuGiOh game Falsebound Kingdom. Ya gotta remember folks, Crys here comes from the ol' U.S of A.)

-_-;…< "aw man….okay! Activate Gravekeeper's Servant-">

Mary grins evilly. "Sorry! I stop that with my Magic Jammer."

Off to the side, Yuugi couldn't believe any of this. Mary was evil? There was a girl here from another country who COULDN'T speak Japanese?? How was that possible?

< "Cheater! You didn't lay THAT card EITHER!!">

"My rules sweetie." Mary felt highly triumphant - she could beat down this little foreigner with not trouble, then she could go for what she *really* wanted - Kaiba Seto.

< " Grrr…."> Crys then proceeded to lay her Mystical Elf in face down defense mode, then ser her Magical Cylinder in the trap/magic zone. This left her with only Mage Power and Zoa.

The game proceeded on, with the bystanders watching in annoyance for the ever cheating Mary, who was making mince-meat out of the other girl.

But of course she was winning! She WAS Mary Sue, after all.

However, the outcome of the battle will have to wait until another day….

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Yes, I really am stopping it right here for now. >= )