Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ attack of the crazy chick ❯ a closet? ( Chapter 1 )

a/n Hello I'm Hoshi and I'm a crazy freak and I admit it! I thought it might be kinda fun to mix the character groups together till I am Highly amused

Sesshoumaru: leave me alone crazy wench

Hoshi: nonsense captian grumpy pants…..

Sesshouamaru: *growls* what did you call me?!?!
Hoshi: Into the fanfic you go for my sadistic amusement

Sesshoumaru: never

Hoshi: remember last time you said that *pulls out her makeup kit and grins at him evilly* that's alright you can stay

Sesshoumaru: on the other hand good day m'lady *bows and dashes away*

Disclaimer: My Lawyer said I didn't own them and gave them back to there rightful owners as of now I am just babysitting these characters. Mwuahaahaha

Sesshoumaru: *blinks and looks around the room* how the hell did I get here? *growls*

Hiei: How the hell should I know *he then noticed they both were shackled to the wall and all around the room were others chained up*

Kuwabara: Hiei what did you do?!?! *suddenly over the rainbow begins to echo through the room*

Hiei: *snaps his chain and begins to hit Kuwa over the head* you jinxed us

Frieza: *is finally conscious* aaahhhhhhhh I'm in hell! *covers his ears and cries like a little baby*

Goku: I'm hungry! *his stomach growls shaking the room*

Hiei: that's disgusting *glares at Goku*

Sesshoumaru: damn inappropriate if you ask me!

Jaken: *grabs Sesshoumaru's ankle* I aim to please you master

Sesshoumaru: oh god no don't tell me I'm locked in with you! *Shakes him off and begins to wail*

Bakura: your makeup is running *sweatdrops*

Hiei: Why won't you all shut up *is being hypnotized by the music and begins to sing along*

Jaken: master your face is dripping off.. its cursed! *is handcuffed to Sesshoumaru's ankle*

Sesshoumaru: leave me alone! *growls breaking the handcuffs as he kicks him at Hiei* no one disses my makeup

Inu Yasha: AHA so you do wear makeup!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: shut up*hits him with his tail*

Goku: *breaks free of the shakles* mmmm frog legs *chases after Jaken*

Hiei: *snaps back to normal* …. Here * hand Goku his sword*

Jaken: Master Master save me!

Sesshoumaru: can you hear something cause I can't?!? *growls inwardly*

Inu Yasha: yeah your girlfriend is calling you *Sesshoumaru breaks free and begins to claw at his face*

Sesshoumaru: fuck you made me break a nail! *begins to claw at him even more feriously*

*Kikyo appears in the room*

Buu: Get into my stomach! *eats her*

Inu Yasha: *growls and attacks Buu*

Goku: *has finally caught Jaken but instantly drops him* candy?!? Where?!?

Buu: in my tummy are my munchies and crunchies stored and hidden away

Goku: *dives down his throat* I don't see any

Buu: *swallows him* mmmmmm

*Kurama appears in the room*

Kurama: how did I get here?

Hiei: don't ask me *growls and rubs his chin* I think there hunger is wearing off on me

Sesshoumaru: yikes *runs for cover*

Bakura: To hell you go *opens up a portal and pushes Buu in it*

Freiza: *opens his eyes* I thought this was hell?

Hiei: the only hell in this room is your face!

Freiza: *breaks free of his shackles and lunges at Hiei*

Hiei: *easily dodges and yawns* whatever

Kurama: where are we anyway?

Sesshoumaru: Does it look like we now *glares*

Bakura: I looks like some sort of …. Torture room

*a voice from outside the locked door*

Voice: mom mom I saw the people you said that didn't exist in my closet again!

Mom: just go back to sleep its your imagination

*a girl with black hair walks in the room*

Girl: MOM MOM Mom their eating eachother!

Mom: I said go back to sleep

Girl: *sweatdrops and slams the closet door shut locking them all in again*

Hiei: hn?

Kurama: …. Great were a little kids fantasy

Girl: I'm not little I'm thirteen *reaches in and yanks his hair then slams the door making his hair get stuck in the crack of it*

Kurama: help help rape rape! *Bakura sends him to hell*

Hiei: perhaps the girl will let us out for a bribe… little girl I'll give you a cookie if you let me out

Girl: I'm not that stupid by the way I've already gone through all your clothing looking for chocolate I know you don't have any!

Mom: go to bed young lady

Girl I'm not little!

Hiei: stupid *growls*

Girl: Mom my Hiei plushie is trying to bribe me again!

Mom: go to sleep

Girl: fine…. *pouts and glares at the closet door*

Frieza: hehehehhe *opens the door and walkes out*

Girl: eeeeee *screams*

Frieza: *has a heart attack from shock and dies*

Girl: ….. great what am I going to do with you?! *lights him on fire and dances around him while whooping like a Indian.

Hiei: what a sadistic little bitch she is

Bakura: I agree

Girl: what did you say *runs over and kicks both of them in the shins then retreats back to the safety of her bed* come near me and I'll have you arrested for rape *grins evilly at them* now get back into my evil little head where your supposed to be