Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ attack of the crazy chick ❯ Interview from hell ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: hey it's me yeah me as in Hoshi. I don't know whether or not to keep writing I think my fanfics might kind of be getting annoying. I love writing and all but I don't think I'm any good at it if you people would review and tell me whether to give it up and shut my mouth I would appreciate it. Also if you told me to keep going that would be great! I think I'm going to be updating this story every day or at least three times a week it just seems easier to throw together this than the other stories which will be updating a bit slower anyway on with the fun!

Sesshoumaru: do you ever shut up woman?

Hoshi: … not particularly *grins*

Sesshoumaru: Revenge is a bitch wouldn't you agree?

Hoshi: Ack! *laughs nervously* YES! don't hurt me *cowers*

Sesshoumaru: I don't intend on hurting you

Hoshi: *sighs* that's good to hear

Sesshoumaru: I plan on torturing you to death now into the story you go woman *slams her into the computer screen* get in there!

Hoshi: I can't get in that way!

Sesshoumaru: you might be right for once *begins to slam her into the speaker's intent on making her fit through the little holes in it*

Hoshi: *is beaten senseless* I can't get in that way either!

Sesshoumaru: *grins and opens the C drive* I know how to get you in *cackles evilly*

Hoshi: NO! *screeches and hits him with a book* get back into my hallucinations!

Sesshoumaru: *growls* never!

Hoshi: Fine just say the disclaimer

Sesshoumaru: Fine *hits her once for good measures*

Sesshoumaru: DISCLAIMER Hoshi doesn't own any of the characters, though she dreams about us being her slaves and waiting on her hand and foot though she knows it will never happen because the creators of us are very happy with the money they are gaining from us.

Hoshi: *growls* close enough *is chased out of the room*

Sesshoumaru: I did it perfect wench! *chases her away with his sword raised*

*~*THE INTERVIEW FROM HELL*~*

Hoshi: Hello! Welcome all

Hiei: how do we all keep appearing all together

Kikyo: it was destiny!

Goku: oh… I was told that there would be food *looks around anxiously*

Hoshi: erm *nervous laugh* okay today I will be asking you embarrassing questions and if you don't answer truthfully I get to torture you in cruel and unusual ways.

Sesshoumaru: that's blackmail wench!

Hoshi: So? *quirks an eyebrow at him* you better cooperate or I'll release my secret weapon on you

Sesshoumaru: *snorts* You can't hurt me wench don't even bother threatening me!

Hoshi: really now? *grins evilly* Bring in the green man!

*a cage appears with Jaken in it*

Sesshoumaru: *whimpers* I'll be good yes a very very good boy. I'll do everything you say just don't let him out.

Hoshi: good! Hiei I will ask you the first question

Hiei: hn? *grumbles and nods*

Hoshi: have you ever been caught staring at Kurama's ass?

Hiei: No I'm too good to be caught staring at him!

Kuwabara: I knew it you do look at him! *squeals and jumps up and down like a school girl*

Hoshi: erm … Goku have you ever resorted to cannibalism because of hunger?

Goku: actually *breaks out in a nervous sweat* umm… no!

Hoshi: Yes you have *pulls out a needle and stabs him* tell them who it was you started eating now!

Goku: I admit it! Krillen didn't look like he was going anywhere anyway.

Hoshi: very well *puts the needle on a metal table infront of her* Freiza are you gay?

Freiza: *sobs* I just can't help it! I love the feel of those warm masculine arms around me

Hoshi: *nervous laughs* Too much info!

Freiza: and when I fought Vegeta I kept looking at him! Have you ever seen him in that spandex God that guy has a tight ass and honey let me tell you that suit doesn't hide much from the imagination either!

Vegeta: *plugs his ears* lalalalallaa I can't hear you lalallalala

Hoshi: STOP no more! *pushes Frieza into a pit that appears in the floor*

Kikyo: this is so boring!

Hoshi: *grins evilly at her* Kikyo have you ever had an affair with any of the men in this room

Kikyo: *looks around* yeah all of them except Vegetable, He whatever, and Goki

Vegeta: MY NAME IS VEGETA NOT VEGETABLE!

Hiei: *promptly rushes over and begins to beat her to death* I have a name!

Goku: *silently wonders what clay and ashes taste like*

Hoshi: um…okay …can I ask you another question out of turn

Kikyo: go ahead *doesn't notice that Hiei is killing her again*

Hoshi: which one did you like the most?

Kikyo: Buu

Hoshi: Buu? *gags*

Kikyo: I have a thing for big guys and the color pink

Hoshi: okay away you go! *pushes her out the window*

Kikyo: nooo I wasn't done answering the question *grabs Hiei's hair to keep from falling*

Hoshi; get down! *cuts Hiei's hair*

Hiei: *growls and chases her around the room* MY HAIR!

Sesshoumaru: should we stop her?

Goku: *is plotting against someone in the room* Yes I will eat her after I eat him! Mwuahaha

Sesshoumaru: I see *nervously backs into the corner behind her desk*

Hoshi: *pops Goku's brain with the needle*

*stomping from outside the door*

Boy: MOM SHE'S HAVING A TEA PARTY WITH HER PLUSHIES AND TALKING TO THEM AGAIN!

Mom: Tell her its bed time!

Hoshi: Uh oh! There onto me

Sesshoumaru: what the?

Hoshi: to hell you all go *shoves them all into the hole in the ground*

Boy: mom why is sister so strange

Mom: She was adopted from the circus what do you want

Hoshi: *grumbles* I hate family *blushes and notices the computer is on* no one shall ever know about this! *bashes her computer in* taadaa!

~END~

A/N: I am not asking you to review… I am begging you to review *glares* see the thing at the bottom good review! If you don't review I'll send my army of possessed dollies and tea cups after you *cackles evilly and makes plans to take over the world*