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Gathering of the Sadistics

The First Fanfic by Mantis16

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, South Park, DragonBallZ, or any other anime I happen to randomly throw in.

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Bakura, Hiei, Karasu, Rando, Elder Toguro, Naraku, Kikyo, Cartman, Kenny, Freiza, and Kid Buu are all zapped into Malik and Marik's Torture Chamber of Death. Malik and Marik (seperate bodies) are nowhere to be seen. It's a dark room with table/seat thingies. Sinister eyes occasionally appear in the darkness. Scarey music starts playing as the captives eyes adjust...

Bakura: *securely strapped to a table/seat thingy along with everyone else* The hell?

Buu: *from his table/seat thingy* Heheheheheheheeeeee *breaks his arms free and starts pounding on his chest making monkey noises*

Bakura: The Hell?

Kenny: Maamamamomomoo.

Rando: I have a sudden urge to drown someone in a swamp full of carnavorous fishies.

Hiei: Fishies?

Rando: ...What?

Hiei: You're gay.

Rando: ...AM NOT!!

Karasu: Are too.

Elder Tuguro: *uses his stupid...uh, unique...power to snake his arms out of their bonds* Heeeeeeeeeheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! *also starts to pound his chest and make monkey noises.

Hiei: It seems the fool made a friend.

Naraku: Agreed.

Hiei: Who asked your damn opinion?

Naraku: Join my forces and help me defeat Inuyasha and gather the Shikon no Tama or I will kill your sister.

Hiei: I don't have a sister.

Naraku: Damn. Brother?

Hiei: *thinking* fool.

Kikyo: He's lying! He has a sister.

Hiei: Bitch.

Naraku: Ha! Now bow before me!

Hiei: Hn, I'm strapped to a table, baka.

Naraku: ...oh...

Kenny: Maamamamomomoo.

Bakura: The Hell!?!

Karasu: Shamelessly flirts with everyone in the room.

Hiei: *burns the straps holding him onto the table/seat thing, ignores Karasu and advances on Kikyo* Now, you die.

Kikyo: *gulps* eep.

Hiei: *starts torturing Kikyo using sharp pointy objects that happen to be lying on a table near by*

Karasu: Hey, Hiei, that's some interesting hair you've got there. Is it soft? If only I could touch it...

Hiei: *ignores him and continues to torture Kikyo*

Kikyo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That doesn't hurt.

Naraku: That's my girl.

Kikyo: Go to hell.

Naraku: You first.

Kikyo: *at a loss for words*

Hiei: Bakas. *becomes bored with torturing a dead person and sits down on his table/seat thingy, arms crossed*

Karasu: So...Rando...

Rando: ... .... ....! Hey look! There's Kurama!

Karasu: *turns his head* Where?

Rando: *furiously pulls on straps, trying to escape*

Buu/Elder Toguro: *still pounding on their chests like wild monkeys*

Bakura: THE HELL!!??!!

Frieza: *snorts* I am the most powerful being in the universe! *pulls on straps... ...nothing happens.*

Kikyo: *emotionless laugh*

Frieza: *quietly* Shit.

Bakura: QUIET ALL OF YOU BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!

Everyone: *shuts up*

Karasu: *subtley winks at Rando*

Rando: *wimpers*

Bakura: *thinking* Finally! *talking* Now what the hell is going on here?!

Silence ensues.

Bakura: Anyone?

Cartman: Well isn't it obvious?

Everyone: *stares at Cartman*

Cartman: Someone transport all of the incredibly sadistic anime characters here in hopes of making us all suffer, because he himself is incredibly sadistic. Our suffering, in turn, will make incredibly large amounts of energy which will allow our captor's incredibly explosive bomb to be charged enough to destroy the world.

Everyone: O.o

Hiei: *sarcastically* Well that makes perfect sense. *seriously* Baka!

Kikyo: I'm not sadistic.

Kenny: Maamamamomomoo.

Hiei: Noooooo, you're a psyco bitch from hell. I think that qualifies you in this bakas' statement.

Kenny: Maamamamomomoo. (translated: That's what I said!)

Kikyo: *suspiciously* How do you know so much about me?

Hiei: ... ... Y.You... You really are a psyco bitch from hell?

Naraku: *shrugs* more or less.

Hiei: *falls on the floor laughing*

Frieza: I am King of the universe!!! The almighty Freiza!!!

Guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: *appears out of nowhere* You're a loon. *disappears back into nowhere*

Everyone: O.o

Suddenly, someone steps out of the shadows, strangles Karasu to death, cuts him up in many different ways, and leaves.

Everyone: ^_^

Rando: Party at my house!

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Mantis16: That's it for this chapter. Review if you want more chappies. You can also put who you want to die next, who you want to randomly appear, if you want more incredibly sadistic people, etc. Don't worry, Kenny will eventually die. ^___^