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Chapter 8

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Rando is the only person still strapped to his table/seat thingy. The Barny music is no longer playing, and the lights are still on.

Ryou: Freiza!!! NO!!!!!!

Bakura: Get over it, Ryou. He's dead.

Ryou: But....we had tea and crumpets together, we...we were friends! *weeps uncontrolably*

Bakura: *snorts in disgust*

Kid Buu: *is no longer charmed from the Barny music so he.... ....faints*

Elder Toguro: *is no longer kept in puddle shape as result of the Barny music so he... ....sits beside Kid Buu's still form, trying to wake him up*

Kuwabara: Alright!!! No more of that stupid kid song. Men don't like kid things...

Tea: But I like the Barny song!

Kuwabara: *runs to comfort the pretty lady*

Miroku: *also runs to comfort the pretty lady*

Kuwabara: *glares at Miroku*

Miroku: *ignores the glare and reaches Tea first*

Tea: *beams*

Kuwabara: *comes up from behind and pushes Miroku out of the picture, turns his attention to Tea* It's okay, pretty lady. I can have Bakura bring back the nice music if you want me to.

Bakura: *snorts* How about no, you crazy Japanese bastard.

Tea: No...it's okay, really. I just *sob* liked the happy music. It was about friendship and...

Kuwabara: *stands up* What was that you said about my heritage, Bakura?

Miroku: *takes this opportunity to sneak up beside Tea, takes her hand in his and whispers sweat nothings to her*

Tea: *blushes and giggles*

Bakura: Simple. You're a Japanese bastard.

Hiei: Watch it, Bakura. I'm Japanese.

Bakura: A bastard then.

Kuwabara: *turns red as his anger boils over* As compared to a British wimp!?

Ryou: Hey...

Bakura: Hmph. Shows how much you know, blockhead. My hikari is a British, and therefore, a crumpet devouring wimp. I am Egyptian. *says the last word with emphasis and an air of mystery*

Ryou: You're so mean to me.

Yami: *is the only one to notice that Bakura just admitted that half of him is a crumpet devouring wimp*

Kuwabara: *looks confused*

Bakura: *rises to the occasion* You DO know what an Egyptian is, don't you?

Kuwabara: *looks offended* Of course! *points to himself* I'm not stupid, you know!

Kikyo: *rolls eyes* Sure...

Kuwabara: *didn't hear pretty lady #2*

Yami: *stands by Yugi with his arms crossed, watching the scene with distaste, but watching, nonetheless, in hopes that Bakura will bash himself again*

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You really don't know, do you?

Yugi: *rubs the back of his head, wondering if he should interfere*

Kuwabara: *stands in the middle of the room, thoroughly embarrassed, musters all the dignity he has left* Alright, Bakura, you win. What is an Egyptian?

Bakura: *is taken aback, as is most everyone else, at Kuwabara's sudden burst of maturity, he recovers quickly, smiles cruely* An Egyptian is a demon from the seventh circle of hell that latches onto unsuspecting human beings and controls them by cutting a hole in their head and spitting parasites into their brains.

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Malik/Marik: *both laughing their asses off*

Marik: That's too good!!!

Malik: *calms down* I guess he has his moments.

Marik: Yeah. *wipes a tear from his eye*

Malik/Marik: *look at each other, crack up laughing again*

~~~out of evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Kuwabara: 0_0 No...no...that's not true!

Bakura: Oh? It isn't? *takes a step toward Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *takes a step back*

Bakura: *sadistic laughter, takes two quick steps toward Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *flees in terror*

Bakura: *hasn't given chase* Hahahahahahahha!

Inuyasha: Keh. *contimplates how the situation would have gone if Kuwabara had known what the word "hikari" means*

Yami: *uses his Tone of Authority That is not to be Ignored* That's enough, Bakura!

Bakura: *ignores Yami's Tone of Authority That is not to be Ignored* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Inuyasha: *holds his ears* Stop it! Do you know how loud your stupid laughter is to my Ears That are Offended by Loud Noises?

Hiei: I don't think he cares.

Bakura: *doesn't care*

Another person's laughter can be heard joining Bakura's. Bakura's laughter dies down and everybody looks to see who it is.

Cell: *claps his hands a few times, slowly* Well done, well done.

Bakura: I know.

Rando: ....? What the...? How long have you been standing there?

Cell: *laughs* Long enough.

Rando: ... *looks Cell up and down* ...You single?

Cell: *tortures Rando*

Rando: AAHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'M SORR.....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hiei/Bakura: *look at each other*

Hiei: *opens a mental link with Cell and offers him a possition in their evil plan*

Cell: Hahaha! Sounds fun.

Kikyo: *eyes the trio suspiciously* Spit it out!! Just what is going on here?

Bakura: Why, Kikyo, whatever do you mean?

Kikyo: You're planning something, I know it!

Bakura: No we're not.

Kikyo: Yes you are.

Bakura: Are not.

Kikyo: Are too.

Bakura: Are not.

Kikyo: Are too.

Bakura: Are not.

Yami: That's enough!!!!

Bakura: *smiles triumphantly at having had the last word*

Kikyo: *a few moments of silence pass* ...Are too.

Inuyasha: *wonders how he could have fallen in love with someone so childish*

Bakura: *chases Kikyo*

Kikyo: *hides behind Yami*

Bakura: *has no problem with running Yami over*

Yugi: Stop!!! *stands in front of Yami*

Bakura: *stops...because nobody can resist Yugi's Eye Attack of Utter Cuteness, tries to get a hold of himself and push Yugi out of the way*

Yugi: *holds his ground* Please, Bakura! Please! Don't hurt my yami!

Bakura: *clenches fists, walks away grumbling* She's not worth it. *sits down on table/seat thingy*

~~~Shadow Realm~~~

Goku: *skips around* Wow!!! Look at all of this misty stuffy...stuff! I wonder if I can eat it...

Vegeta: *has a migrain, holds his aching head* Kakorott! If you don't shut up NOW I will tell Chi-Chi you snuck Gohan out of school to train today!

Goku: ..... .......... .............. ..........................^_^ That'd be okay!!!

Vegeta: *falls over* What drug is influencing you?

Goku: Towlie called it hemp!!!

Vegeta: *is suddenly right beside Goku, holding him by his shirt* You're telling me you let that towel get you high!?!

Goku: ...Yeah!!! *is completely unperturbed by Vegeta dealing with him so roughly*

Vegeta: *drops Goku, shakes his head is dismissal* Forget it. We need to find a way to get out of here. *continues to walk*

Goku: *is a pile of limbs, bones, and flesh jumbled up on the floor, suddenly jumps up and starts skipping around Vegeta as he walks*

Vegeta: *hands return to holding his head* I hope this doesn't take long.