Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Gathering of the Sadistics ❯ Shocking ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, South Park, DragonBallZ, or any other anime or real person or persons I happen to bring into this fanfiction.

Absent thought of the day which really isn't an absent thought, but more of a prearranged thought...as it were...not really, whatever: To those of you who actually thought I had a plot to follow that cliffhanger...suckers! *deranged laughter*

Kind of an important note, at least it would be for those of you who havn't figured it out already: When Hiei, Bakura, or one of the yami's, or someone you know has telepathic powers, are talking telepathically it will be itallisized. Maybe. Depends on how I feel. You're gonna have to use your Decerning Powers of Strength to figure it out.

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Rando is the only person still strapped to his table/seat thing. The Barny music is still playing, and the lights are still on.

~~~Shadow Realm~~~

Kuwabara: Forget this!!! *cuts a hole in the dimensions with his Spirit Sword of Wonder, and steps through, the hole closes up immediately afterwards*

Vegeta: Damn it all!!! *attempts to create his own hole in the dimension...he fails* Kakorot!!

Goku: Yeah.

Vegeta: Use your Kamehameha Wave and get us out of here!

Goku: *makes a clicking noise with his tongue* No problem, dude, no problem. *uses Kamehameha Wave...nothing happens* ... ...Funny, it always worked before...

~~~Out of the Shadow Realm~~~

Kuwabara: *appears out of nowhere next to Hiei*

Hiei: *sitting on table/seat thing with eyes closed in thought* Go somewhere else, blockhead, you're disturbing my train of thought.

Kuwabara: *muttering* Why you little shrimp. *wanders off*

Yugi: *stands by Tea, backpack on, looking cute, as always*

Tea: Hi everyone! *big smile* I'm Tea!!! And this is Yugi!!!

Bakura: *holds his bleeding ears* Someone shut her up!

Yugi: Hi everyone. I'd introduce you to Yami, but he doesn't seem to be around...*looks around the room to emphesize his point, spots Yami looking into a mirror on Some Wall* ...Wait a minute, there he is. Hey, Yami!

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Malik/Marik: Gahhhhhhh!!! *fall over backwards in sheer horror*

Marik: Press a button...Quick!!!

Malik: *presses a button*

~~~out of evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Yami: *looks at himself in mirror...for no known reason...just starring...*

Yugi: Hey Yami! *waves*

Yami: *thinks some royal thought...no known reason...just thinking... ...turns to his light and smiles in acknowledgement, begins to walk over*

Kikyo: ... ... ...! *lightly elbows Yugi in what would have been the stomache, unfortunately for Yugi what "would have been" isn't, she ends up elbowing him in the head instead* Is that Yami!?

Yugi: *rubbing his head* Yeah...yeah, that's Yami alright.

Kikyo: *hearts replace her eyes, and begin pulsing*

Inuyasha: *sits up, fully recovered from Freiza's Choking Attack of Terror* Keh, who cares who he is?

Hiei: Exactly. Bakura, send the fools to the Shadow Realm.

Yami: *eyes dart to Hiei at the mention of the Shadow Realm*

Bakura: *folds his arms* I would if I could.

Inuyasha: Hey! You heard the guy! Send them to the Shadow Realm!!!

Kenny: *comes back to life* Dookadiokada!

Stan: How'd that happen?

Cartman: You're a dumb-shit, Stan. Kenny comes back to life in every episode.

Stan: Don't call me a dumb-shit, fat ass!

Cartman: Dumb-shit, dumb-shit, dumb-shit, dumb-sh...

Stan: *pounces on Cartman*

Bakura: *laughs*

Yugi: *puts his hands up in complete and utter innocence and cuteness* Come on, guys! There's no need to fight.

Stan/Cartman: *stop to consider Yugi's statement because he's so cute and innocent*

Tea: Yeah Guys!!! You remind me of Joey and Tristan!!! They always fight!!!

Stan/Cartman: *whatever good Yugi did by interfereing, it's gone now, they continue their fight*

Kikyo: Ya...mi... ...Doesn't have the same ring as...Inu....ya...sha....but it'll have to do.

Inuyasha: Ki...ky...o! Are you...*gasp* are you abandoning me? *points at Yami* For HIM!!!

Kikyo: *contemplates whether or not Inuyasha has any further usefullness, decides not to reply and look cold and vacant*

Yugi: ^_^ *nervous laugh, slowly steps away from the strange group and walks toward his yami*

Yami: *sees the look on his light's face* I know, Yugi, I've been listening. They're weird.

Yugi: *seems somewhat comforted that his yami came to the same conclusion, they walk back to the group together*

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Malik: Ha ha, hahaha. *half-hearted laugh*

Marik: Muwahahahahahhahahahahha!!! *full forceful laughter*

Malik: *looks at Marik like he's insane...well, even more so then usual*

Marik: *points at Malik* You should'a seen the look on your face!!! *leans his head back and laughs more*

Malik: Hummph. *folds arms over chest* I wasn't the one falling over backwards.

Marik: ... ...Dib-shit!!! *falls over backwards in a bout of insane laughter*

Malik: I rest my case.

Marik: *stands up, suddenly serious, a bloodthirsty look on his face* You know full well that we both fell over backwards at the sight of Yami. Now admit it or I will do terrible things to you that not even the devil himself would venture to do.

Malik: .... ... ...We...both...fell over backwards.

Marik: *sits back down, apparantly contented*

Malik: *smiles evilly* But you fell further. *stands up and runs*

Marik: *chases his "light" around the room*

~~~out of evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Miroku: *spots Tea* Hello Tea, I'm Miroku.

Tea: Hi Miroku!!

Miroku: *takes Tea's hands in his* I was wondering...

Inuyasha: *muttering* Oh great.

Miroku: If you would bear my child.

Tea: *blink, blink*

Bakura: *was watching with great interest* Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm beginning to like Miroku.

Rando: Well you arn't shy, I'll give you that.

Ryou: I think he's perverted. The nerve of him, asking a young girl that question...

Hiei: Baka, he's not going to ask someone who's old and decrepit.

Bakura: Don't call my light a baka.

Ryou: *sitting in soul room, is suprised his yami is sticking up for him*

Bakura: Only I can do that.

Hiei: Hn.

Tea: *continues blinking*

Kuwabara: I'll help you, pretty lady.

Inuyasha: *beats him to it, punches Miroku in the head*

Miroku: @_@ *falls over*

Inuyasha: You just can't leave em alone for one second, can you?!!

Kuwabara: That's no way to treat a lady!

Kenny: Dookadiokada!

Inuyasha: *seems disgusted to be on the same side as Kuwabara, sits down on table/seat thing* Keh.

Yugi: *waves hand in front of Tea's face* Tea? Are you okay?

Tea: *blinks*

Yami: *spots Bakura standing in the group, glares*

Bakura: *spots Yami glaring at him, growls*

Rando: Ooooooooooooo. Tense moment.

Hiei: *tortures Rando...because the sound of his voice is anoying*

Rando: *is used to being tortured by now so...he screams anyway*

Kikyo: *ignores Rando, along with everyone else, covers up the hole in her stomach as best she can* I believe she's in shock.

Yugi: TEA!!! Don't be in shock, don't be!!! Please!!!! *is too shocked that Tea is in shock to be shocked about Hiei torturing Rando*

Kikyo: *blinks*

Yugi: Not you, too! Shock! It's contagious!!!

Cartman: *stops fighting for a moment* That's shocking. *laughs at his own joke, Stan's fist connects with his face and they continue fighting*

Kikyo: No, it's not that! It's just...*points to Tea*

Yugi: ...? What? *looks to Tea*

Tea: *has a lopsided grin on her face, blinks, contented sigh*

Kuwabara: *mouth hanging open* She's just as bad as Miroku!

Freiza: *sits in a corner, lonely and forgotten*

Kenny: *notices Freiza sitting in a corner, lonely and forgotten, walks over to him* Dookadiokada?

Freiza: *sniffles and runs away to another corner*

Kenny: *follows Freiza*

Freiza/Kenny: *both stop in corner, they suddenly hold their ears*

Kenny: Dookadiokada!!!

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Marik: *holding a scyth, advances on Malik who has been pushed to the ground and hearded into a corner of the glass hideout lair...thing*

Malik: *notices Kenny and Freiza in a corner outside of the glass hideout lair...thing, shockingly calm voice* Wow, would you look at that, Kenny and Freiza are about to have their heads blown up by the Barny music.

Marik: Really? *looks back* Cool!!! *runs back to his seat and grabs the bowl of popcorn*

Malik: *also returns to his seat, reaches over and turns up the volume to the Barny music*

~~~out of evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Freiza/Kenny: *heads explode as the music is turned up, blood is flying everywhere like something from Kill Bill, their bodies remain standing*

Everyone else: *hold their ears, except for Towlie who has no idea what's going on*

Bakura: Gaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sends speakers to Shadow Realm*

A sudden silence fills the room, interupted only by the soft thuds of Kenny and Freiza's bodies hitting the floor.

Cartman: That's shocking. Shocking. *laughs hysterically*

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Mantis16: There you go, my loyal readers whom I love. I made this one especially long, you know, to make up for the shortness of the previous chapter. Go ahead and give me more suggestions, chances are I'll do it. I'll bring anyone in you want me to bring in, even if it's from a different anime; I'll kill off whoever you want me to, however you want me to kill em; I'll make whoever come back to life and terrorize the entire group with their Haunting Technique of Horror. Come on, guys. You shape the story line, if there is a story line...which I doubt.