Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Gathering of the Sadistics ❯ Do You Like Apples? ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 6

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Absent thought of the day: If rubber duckies did take over the world, I don't think they'd use pipes for transportation. Unless they were really little rubber duckies. Then they could just get washed down the drain when the bath was over. No one would suspect them, of course, because they're so little. Then they'd rise up with a vengence! 'What's this!!' they would say. 'The little children abandoned us to a life down a drain!!! VENGENCE SHALL BE OURS!!!' And then they would conspire among themselves and say things like: 'Just because we're little doesn't mean we should get washed down the drain, it's all the mother's fault!' And then they would travel through the drains to the parent's bathroom sink, sneek into the room, and reek their vengence upon the sleeping mother, because, we all know, it was her fault for taking the child out of the tub before the water was all out, and thus, in essence, and therefore, the child was unable to protect the little duckies before they got sucked down the sink. Then they would recruit and carry out their plans for world domination. The farret would be their only enemy, and the world would cower before them. And THAT, my friends, is why mothers should always let their kids stay in the tub until the water is out.

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Rando is the only person still strapped to his table/seat thing. The Barny music is still playing, and the lights are still on.

Kuwabara: *stares at the decapitated Brolly* That's disgusting!

Ryou: *stands in shock at his Yami being so...so...sadistic!*

Bakura: *still laughing histarically, after all, how often do you see a decapitated DBZ character who doesn't automatically grow his head back?*

Hiei: *snickers*

Kuwabara: *grabs Hiei by the shirt collar and pulls him up to his face* You think this is funny, shrimp?!

Hiei: Baka ningen! Put me down.

Kikyo/Rando: *forget their own misfotunes and delightfully watch Hiei's embarrassing perdicament*

In all the hussel and bustle, Ryou failed to notice that one of Vegeta and Brolly's Ki Blasts of Hate destroyed the rest of his tea and crumpets. He notices now.

Ryou: Son of a bitch!

Kuwabara: *stares at Ryou and drops Hiei in shock*

Kikyo/Rando: *feel a sharp pang of disappointment and begin, once again, to wallow in their own suffering*

Hiei: *punches Kuwabara in the balls, looks over at Ryou* I knew their was a reason Bakura keeps you around.

Kuwabara: *doubles over in pain* I'm *gasp* gonna get you *gasp* for that, *gasp* shrimp.

Ryou: *blushes* Well...um...you see...I, um...well, they destroyed my tea and crumpets, see?

Miroku: Uhh, huh.

Ryou: *indignant* They were my tea and crumpets! Just...! Ahh! Just leave me alone!!! *sits on table/seat thing with arms crossed*

Freiza: *looks expectantly toward Ryou* Crumpets?

Ryou: No Freiza! There's NO crumpets.

Freiza: *tears well up in his eyes, backs away from Ryou, hurt*

Ryou: *sighs* Freiza, I... *reaches out to comfort Freiza*

Freiza: *pulls away from Ryou and goes running into a corner, crying*

Ryou: Freiza! *wallows in misery*

Bakura: *takes this chance to take control of Ryou's body*

Hiei: *raises an eyebrow at Bakura* Is it time?

Bakura: Not yet. *walks over to Freiza*

Freiza: *looks up as a shadow covers him to see who he thinks is Ryou standing in front of him* Cru..um..pets? *sniffle*

Bakura: *mocking laughter* No you weakling! No more tea and crumpets!!! You know why?

Ryou: *now in soul room* No, Bakura!! No!!!!!!

Freiza: *slowly shakes his head no*

Bakura: Because I destroyed them, that's why! I never cared about you, and never will. Now cry like the baby you are!

Freiza: *cries hystarically*

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

Kuwabara: You're heartless! *stands up tall, despite the pain of being punched in the balls* I won't let you bully the weak! *begins attack on Bakura*

Bakura: *prepares to send Kuwabara to the Shadow Realm*

Goku: *has let Towlie teach him how to get high* Come on guys... *stumbles in between Bakura and Kuwabara* Fighting is sooooooooo not the answer. ...Consider the lilies...Kami said that to me once. Wow, the room is really clear! ...I'm hungry.

Bakura: *sends both Kuwabara and Goku to the Sadow Realm*

Towlie: *watches Goku get sent to the Shadow Realm* I have no idea...what's going on...

Vegeta: Hey! *powers up* Nobody defeats Kakorot but me!!! *attacks Bakura*

Bakura: *sends Vegeta to the Shadow Realm*

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Malik: Ah, damn it! Bakura's sending most of our people to the Shadow Realm! How are we supposed to gather sadistic energy to destroy the world if nobody dies. You know how long it's been sense somebody died? *looks toward his Yami*

Marik: *stops his evil chanting to look at Malik*

Malik: *doesn't wait for an answer* A long fricken time, that's how long! Sure, I can deal with torture as long as it keeps the energy flowing, but the Shadow Realm is a different deal. *throws his hands down on controls in frustration* If Sending People To The Shadow Realm Gave Us The Energy We Need, I Would Have Done It Myself!!!! I WANT BLOOD!!!

Marik: *sighs in agreement, puts his elbows on the table and chin in hands as he looks at the gathering of sadistics through the mirrors* ... ... ......! Uh, Malik?!

Malik: *doesn't hear Marik as he continues to rant* Is it too much to ask? A little blood here, a little blood there. Gaahhhhh! They're sadistic for Ra's sake! We even gave them victims! Why? *pulls on his hair* Gaahhhhh! *slams down on the controls again*

Marik: Malik!!! *grabs his "light" and pulls him away from the controls, looks out at the gathering once again, his face falls*

Malik: WHAT?!?! *sees his Yami's face and looks where he's looking*

Yami, Yugi, and Tea have joined the gathering. Yugi and Tea are shyly introducing themselves to everyone in the room. Yami is standing in front of the mirrors, just inches away from the forcefield, looking right at Malik and Marik.

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Mantis16: Muwahahahahahahahha!!! My first cliffy! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! How do you like them apples? Eh, EH?! See? I can even torture You!!! There is nothing out of my reach! MUWAYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!