Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Convention of Villians! ❯ Uhhh, I can't think of a title..... ( Chapter 3 )

Rach-Chan-Yes! This is the third chapter!

Rachel-I think they know that.....

Rach-Chan-I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Trigun, Yugi-Oh, DBZ, BIG DADDY, or Space Pirate Ridley.

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Narrator-Last time....

Rach-Chan-Wait, since when did we get a narrator?

Seto-(Shurgs)The mansion comes with one built in.

Narrator-As I was saying, last time, a few of the villians invited showed up and a few uninvited guests as well...

Rachel-It wasn't really a few, its was more like Malik and Space Pirate Ridley....

Malik-Hey! I was invited!

Rach-Chan-Hes right, he was invited...

Rachel-Damn, I was hoping I could kick him out....

Malik-You know you love me baby!

Rachel-No, no I don't! (Runs and hides behind Bakura)

SPR-(Rolls eyes) I don't know why I ever tried to work with him....(Door bell rings)

Seto-I'll get it this time.(Opens door).....I'm not letting him step foot in my house! (Slams door)

Rach-Chan-Who was it?

Seto-It was pure eeeeevil!

Rachel-He can't be eviler than me! (Pushes Seto aside and opens door)(Slams it again) Okay, he is eviler than me....

Rach-Chan-Who is it?! (Opens door and screams) NOOOOOOO!!

Weevil-What? Is it my hair?

Rach-Chan-You are soooo not invited!(Slams door once again)

BIG DADDY-(Face Faults) What the hell is so evil about Weevil?!

Seto-Have you ever noticed his fashion sense! Uck!

Rach-Chan-He just plain scares me!(Door bell rings) Look, you maggot! I thought I told you to....

Sesshomaru-I thought I was invited?

Rachel and Rach-Chan-Sesshoumaru....(Drools)

Bakura-Oh not again!

Marik-Is this that girly dude I heard steals your woman?

Sesshomaru-I'm not that girly, am I?

SPR-Yeah, your that girly....

Bakura-Oh no! You are not charming all the women again! (Covers Sesshomaru with burlap bag)

Seto-Won't that suffocate him?

Bakura-(Smirks) Maybe thats the point.....

Rach-Chan-NOOO! Sesshy!

Marik-She likes him too?!

Seto-Yep, might as well get used to it...(Doorbell rings)

Malik-I GOT IT!(Opens door)

Leather Face-(A/N:Don't own Texas Chainsaw Massacre either) Uhh, I'm looking for a ...(looks at little card in hand) A Mr. Seto Kaiba....

Malik-Oh, hes in the living room! And feel free to have some food from the kitchen! -^_^-

Leather Face-Thanks....(Goes into house)

Seto-Its you again! I thought I told you that I'm not giving any money to your demented charity!

Leather Face-Hey! Wanting to get money to travel around the world and eat people from every continent isn't demented! Its liking food from around the world!

Rach-Chan-Ugh! I hated Texas Chainsaw Massacre! DIE!(Cuts off Leather Face's head with sickle)

Seto-Oh my god! She killed Leather Face!

Malik-You bitch! (A/N: Don't own South Park either! ^_^)

SPR-Hmmm, maybe I shoulda went for the hikari last time....

Marik-(Glares)Don't think about it!

SPR-What're you gonna do about it, hmm?(Smirks)

BIG DADDY-Well, he could mind control you and make you hit yourself so hard in the nads that you'll never have children....

SPR-...Good point, but I never wanted children!

Malik-So, that means your backing off of Rachel?

SPR-Yeah...

Malik-Yes! Now all I have to get pasted is Bakura! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Vegeta-WOULD YOU SHUT-UP!? (hugs teddy bear close while lying on sofa)I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

Seto-...Vegeta has a teddy bear?

Sesshomaru-Obvioulsy....

Narrator-Find out whats next on...uhhh, whats this called again?

Rach-Chan-The convention of villians!

Narrator-Oh yeah, the convention of villians!

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Thats it! Hope you liked it and R and R!