Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Convention of Villians! ❯ Evil Coconuts and faulty wiring...or is it?! ( Chapter 4 )

Fourth chapter. W00t!

Rachel-(Rolls eyes)Don't get so cocky...

Rach-Chan-I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Trigun, Yugi-Oh, DBZ, Cowboy Bebop(Forgot to put that in the chapter with Ed.), Space Pirate Ridley, BIG DADDY, or Sailor Dark.

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Narrator-Welcome back to....this fic....

Rach-Chan-You forgot the name again, didn't you?

Narrator-Yeah, I did. Last time, Leather Face came and was killed by Rach-Chan and we all discovered Vegeta has a teddy bear...

Seto-Yeah, hes went to go get the bear dry-cleaned, SPR tried to eat it....

SPR-(Burps) I got the legs, but he kicked my ass before I could finish....(Door bell rings)

Sesshomaru-I'll get it.(Opens door and gets tackled by Sailor Dark)

Sailor Dark-Fluffy!

Sesshomaru-Ugh, I'm being glomped again....

BIG DADDY-Wait a sec, Sailor Dark isn't a villian....

Sailor Dark-No, but he is!(Points to Jim the Coconut whos standing in the corner) (A/N:Don't own Jim the coconut)

Rach-Chan-NOOOOOOOO! Not Jim the Coconut!

Jim-........(Translation:Rach-Chan! My love!)

Marik-Whos the produce?

Sailor Dark-Jim the Coconut, hes kinda got a crush on Rach-Chan....

Rach-Chan-Get that thing away from me! (Jumps onto Marik's back)

Jim-......(Translation: Whos the blonde guy and why is MY Rach-Chan on his back?!)

Rachel-You might as well give up, Jim. Marik is Rach-Chan's new boyfriend....

Jim-......(Translation: What about Kaiba?)

Seto-We decided we should go our seperate ways.(Door Bell rings)

Knives-Hi! We're here for the villian convention!

Legato-Yeah....

Rach-Chan-Come on in, guys!

Legato-Which one of you pathetic mortals invited us here?

Rach-Chan-I did! I really admire the work you two did on Trigun. That was top-grade evil!

Knives-Thanks!(Glares at Legato)She gave you a compliment, you know!

Legato-....Thanks....(Goes off into another room)

Knives-Don't mind him, hes just moody.....

Sailor Dark-(Looks around)Where'd SPR go?

Seto-....Shit, I knew I should of put a tracking device on him as soon as he walked through the door!

Rachel- I think he said something about going to the bathroom...

BIG DADDY-Hes nothing but a pile of goo, he doesn't need to go to the bathroom!(The lights go out)

Rach-Chan-Why do I sense SPR is behind this?

Narrator-Where has SPR gone? Will they ever get the lights back on? Find out next time on...this fic...yeah...

Rach-Chan-I'm replacing you!

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Well, thats the fourth chapter! R and R!