Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Convention of Villians! ❯ SPR and Malik's plan and the group splits up ( Chapter 5 )

Well, I got some inspiration, so I'm updating again tonight!

Rachel-At this rate, you'll get as many chapters as Padded Cell by the time Porunga updates.....

Rach-Chan-Disclaimer is as it was last chapter, except add Snoop Dogg. You know, its not smart to insult Porunga, he could make something seriously bad happen to you if hes reading this......

Rachel-....Shit....

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Snoop Dogg-Furshizle, this be Snoop Dogg. Rach-Chan decided she needed ta replace the last narrator, so she hired me....

Rach-Chan-Yeah, hes the narrator for some of my fics on another website sooooo, I thought it'd be good to bring him here too! Since Snoop just got here, I'll have BIG DADDY give the whole 'last time on The Convention of Villians' thing.

BIG DADDY-Well, Knives and Legato showed up along with Sailor Dark and Jim. Then my physcotic other half cut out the lights, so now we're in the dark!(crickets chirp) You people just don't know a good joke when it bites you on the ass!

Seto-That bastard! I just got my house re-wired!

Marik-Calm down Kaiba...Wait, Malik's gone too!

Sailor Dark-Can we panick now?

Rach-Chan-NO! Thats what they want us to do. If we stay cool and keep our heads, maybe we can...Ahhh!(Gets grabbed around the waist and pulled off into the darkness)

Knives-Is she always the one to get kidnapped?

BIG DADDY-Yeah, most the time....

Vegeta-(Back from the dry cleaners) Why did they want her though? Aren't you three more powerful than she is anyway?(Points to Marik,Bakura and BIG DADDY)

Bakura-In normal circumstances, yes. But Rach-Chan is in control of this fic and if SPR and Malik can blackmail or brain wash her in someway, then the fic is basically theirs.

BIG DADDY-So, SPR is still trying to controll fics....He must be stopped, again...

Rachel-This is rather un-oringinal, huh?(Gets hit with a shoe)

Marik-(Chuckles)Obviously, Rach-Chan is still in control of the fic....

Seto-But she won't be for long. We've gotta get moving, and considering my mansion is 10 million square feet, we've got alot of ground to cover!

Legato-You must be over compensating for something....(Snickers)

Seto-....Just for that, when the others eat, your gonna starve!

Sailor Dark-Why don't we spilt up? Dafney, you come with me.....

Sesshomaru-(Face faults)Does this look like Scooby Doo?!

Sailor Dark-No, but I just had to say it! ^_^ But seriously, maybe we should spilt up.

BIG DADDY-Thats not a bad idea. Rachel, you come with me, Sailor Dark, you go with Sesshomaru and Jim, and that only leaves Marik,Bakura, and Kaiba.

Knives-What about me and Legato?

BIG DADDY-Stay here incase anymore villians show up....

Knives-Okay!

Rachel-Why can't I go with 'Kura-kins?

BIG DADDY-Cause you'd be too busy kissing to look for Rach-Chan!

Bakura-....He has a point, you know.

Kaiba-But, Marik and I hate each other...

BIG DADDY-Just try to get along, not just for Rach-Chan, but for all of us! If SPR and Malik get control of this fic, we're all pretty well doomed. Well, except Rachel, Malik will wanna keep you for his queen probably....

Rachel-Theres no way in hell thats happening! Lets split up!(Everyone splits into their seperate groups and take a diffrent hallway.)

(Meanwhile, with SPR and Malik)

SPR-Perfect, their walking straight into our trap...

Malik-Yes, and when a group passes by here, we'll take them out one by one!

Rach-Chan-(Tied to a chair) You jack-asses! Let me go!

SPR-No way in hell! If I get your fic, then just maybe I can get BIG DADDY's fics from here! Then I'll be unvincible and in control of over 5 fics! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Snoop Dogg-Wow, dat SPR dude is physco. What'll happen to da group, and how'll Rach-Chan escape from the clutches of SPR and the pinapple headed dude....

Malik-Hey! I have a name you know!

Snoop Dogg-Whatever. You'll see how it all falls inta place next time on 'Da Convention of Villians'.

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So, how'd you guys like it? R and R!