Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ THE FIRST ANNUEL FUZZY PLUM TOURNAMENT!!! ❯ Dinky Winky V.S The Pony Puff Princess! ( Chapter 1 )

THE FIRST ANNUAL FUZZY PLUM TOURNAMENT!!!

Hosted by Juri and Koto.

I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE FUZZY PLUM TOURNAMENT AND THE FUZZY PLUM TOURNAMENT RULES!!!!! Barney, Telletubies ect. I disown, They belong to there rightful owners. However I do own Karen. Nothing else is mine.

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Juri: "And now the for The Fuzzy Plum finals! A death match between, BARNEY THE DINOSAUR, And on my right, DORA THE EXSPLORER!!!! Winner goes on to face a member of last years Dark Tournament champions Team Urameshi's......"

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Chapter one: Pony Puff Princess V.S Dinky Winky

Juri: "Welcome fight fans to the 1st annuel Fuzzy Plum Tournament!!! My name is Juri and i'll be this years referee!"

"And my name is Koto! Glad to meet your acquaintance! I'll be assisting Juri during this bloodbath an gore feast!!!"

Juri: "Your probably wondering what the heck is going on right? So let me explain. See we, that is the Dark Tournament committee and I were being flamed by adults who don't want there yonger childern watching a bunch of yokais and humans fighting each other and tearing them to limb to limb to limb so we've collected a bunch of non fighter people from across the globe to battle it out. Here are the rules they are similar to the Dark Tournament.

1. The teams consist of anywhere from 1 contestant.

2. The combatant loses if he Gives up, cries, stays down for 11 counts, Stays out of the ring for 11 counts, Or there mother calls you out.

3. There are many special conditions of battles that can be chosen from. I'll just name the main ones.

A knife edge death match.

First tooth: First one to lose a tooth forfits the match.

Ring out

First tear

I quit

.ect

I think you get the point. Anyway let me introduce you to our first combatens.

On my right we have... THE PONY PUFF PRINCESS!!!!

Pony: "ALRIGHT! I'M READY TO KILL!!! GRRAHH!!!"

Juri: "And on my left...TWINKY DINKY!!!!"

Twinky Dinky: "Hello!"

Juri: "Combatens come forward!!!"

Karen: "COME ON MASTER KURAMA-KUN! HURRY UP IT'S STARTING!!!"

Kurama: "I just can't understand it. Why this place out of anywhere? Koenma-Sama could have sent you anywhere on the globe and you chose this place? I'm begining to see things from Hiei's point of veiw now."

"Well it's my bithday and I say Fuzzy Plum Tournament!!! Now let's hurry up!!!"

"Uh. Fine."

Pony Puff Princess: "Hah! You can't catch me can you?"

Koto: "WOW! Look at her speed! Pony Puff Princess is dancing around Dinky Winky and Dinky Winky has yet to catch even a glime of her dazeling movements! Thinks don't look good for the purple Telletubie creture from Makai!!!"

Dinky Winky: "Ooo...Ah. Aww. Ah. Owah ki kay wahhh wah."

Pony Puff Princess: "I'm gonna win!"

Koto: "Pony Puff Princess jumps into the air. She's coming down fast."

Pony Puff Princess: "Now die!"

Dinky Winky: "Nahhh." *Flash*

Koto: "What's that..."

Dinky Winky: "Kiyah!!!" *Kawosh*

Pony Puff Princess: "AAAHHH!!!"

Koto: "Tell me someone saw what just happened. Let's see....Pony Puff Princess was running circuls around Dinky Winky and then she jumped into the air, was coming down at an incredable speed....And then splah! She was split in two!"

Juri: "Well...Pony Puff Princess looks well....She dosn't look at all.....So...The winner by death is DINKY WINKY!!!"

Dinky Winky: "DINKY WINKY!!! YAY!!!"

Deedee: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PONY PUFF PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grr....THAT'S IT!!!"

Dexter: "Where are you going???"

DD: "I'm going to avenge The Pony Puff Princess, GRAH!!!"

Juri: "What are you doing? If you want to pertisapate in the Tournament you should have signed up at the Tournament booth!"

DD: "SHUT UP FISH EARS!!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME, AND DINKY WINKY!!!! GRAHH!!!!!"

Juri: "/Sighs/ If your going to fight can I at least know your name?"

"MY NAME IS DEEDEE!!!" (Or DD for short).

Koto: "And DD charges Dinky Winky. Dinky Winky takes his stance. She looks ready to kill!"

DD: "YOU'LL PAY!!!"

Koto: "And in a blinding rage DD has begun her assault. She's punching Dinky Winky rapidly in the face. But the purple alien thing seems to be unharmed!!!"

DD: "How's that huh?"

Dinky Winky: "Keh he heh hee."

DD: "Huh?"

Koto: "Hey. Check him out. Dinky Winky's eyes are glowing....red."

DD: "HUNH???"

Dinky Winky: "Bye bye."

DD: "Howah?" *KAPOW*

Koto: "And Dinky Winky knocks DD all the out of the ring! I never knew humans could fly like that!"

Dexter: "Ohh.../Plomp/"

DD: "AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

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For further weirdness you can check out YYH the lost chaper. A.K.A Barney V.S Hiei at www.fanfiction.net. Summary: Barney wants to cut down Hiei's tree to make a park. Yusuke and Kuwabara are with him all the way. What will Hiei do? (SPXMGB OWNS THAT STORY!!!!)

Can't wait untill next update? Here's a sneak peak.

Barney: "I don't know what you are, or what you think you are but I won't lose and let all of my fans down. Everyone is counting on me to win and I will win at any cost. Here that Lala? You can't win. I have a trick up my sleve........EXSACUTE! SPIRIT EVOLUTION!!!!!"

Koto: "And Barney is surrounded in a flash of beautiful white light....Wait...Are my eyes deciving me?"

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Hiei: "What the heck was that?"

Bakarosedragon: (OR BRD Sense as how we all love abreveations).

"I have....Absalotly, Tee tottaly, Absalotee No idea."

"But you wrote it."

"I was just trying to think out side of the box..."

Weird kids: "Out of the box! Yah! Out of the box! Heh heY! Out of the box, Out of the box!!!"

Hiei: "KK. Make it stop or die."

Me: "HEY!!! I SAID OUTSIDE OF THE BOX, NOW OUT OF THE BOX!!! You guys don't come in till later so go away!!!"

Weird kids: "Aww....Can't we at least finish this verse?"

"NO! Hiei feels like killing something as it is, I don't wanta die, I don't have a death wish!!! Now get lost!!!!!! !"

"Aaaawwww......" /Sloutchs away/

BRD: "As usuel read and review if you like it!!! I know it's weird but is it not what we all want? To see the Tellitubies rithing in pain and Hiei crying of embaresment?"

Hiei: "What was that last part?"

"Well you were....."

"I've already killed you in two of your stories baka. Don't think I won't do it again."

"Uh...I was just kidding about the Hiei crying thing....Heh heh hah ha."

Hiei: "Die." *Swoosh*

"AAAHHH!!!" /Kurama comes in/

Kurama: "Aw..../Groans/ Not again...."