Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ the other curse ❯ Chapter 6
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By: roro-chan 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
slight shoujo-ai warning...
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
Kurama sighed as he layed down on the bed in one of the many guestrooms of Liona and Mitsune's home. He had called his mother earlier, and explained what he had found out. Shiori had suggested that it would be a good idea for him to stay with the two for a while.
He turned over and glanced over at the shadows.
"Why are you still here hiei?" he asked. the short fire demon stepped out of the shadows.
"It's easier to have an intelligent conversation with you." he replied. They both turned when they heard the door open. Mitsune stood in the doorway, glaring at both of them.
"I figured since you are going to be staying here i might as well tell you the rules. 1) don't mess with me. 2) mind your own buissness. 3) don't touch my stuff." She smirked as she looked the two over. " And watch out for Liona. She don't care who you are, if your attractive, she'll go after you." she turned and walked out.
Hiei smirked as the door shut.
"I think I could get to like that girl." He said. Kurama shook his head.
"Is it because of her attitude towards idiots, or is it because she is an outcast also?"
"Hn." the fire demon flitted out through the open window. Kurama sighed, as he layed back again.
"I might as well go to sleep." he muttered, and turned off the lamp.
~~~~~~
Kyo glared daggers into the back of the redheaded boy who was talking to Tohru. Although he couldn't hear the conversation, he could see Tohru giggling madly. Finally, he had enough and stopped over. Grabbing the boy's shoulder, he turned him around to face him.
"Listen red, leave her alo...." the words died on his lips as he realized who it was. The person was not a boy, it was actually Mitsune, was wearing the guys' uniform and had her hair down.
"Hello, Kyo. " she muttered, glaring at him.
"Oh, Kyo! Mitsune was just telling me some jokes. Maybe you'd want to hear them?" Tohru said. Kyo sighed and just leaned on the wall. Mitsune smirked, seeing the control Tohru seemed to have on the cat. She turned to him.
"Knock knock." Kyo sighed.
"Who’s there? "
"Boo"
"Boo who"
"Don’t get so upset, crybaby! "
"What? "
"Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” "
"You’re a real idiot. "
"That wasn’t necessary. " Tohru giggled as Mitsune glared at Kyo. Mitsune smiled slightly.
"That actually wasn't a very good joke. Normally I can't stand knock knock jokes."
"Do you know any others?"
"Yeah. Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..." " Tohru laughed, and Kyo chuckled slightly.Mitsune grinned at Kyo.
"Here's another one.Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat." " Kyo choked, and at the same time they heard coughing behind them. Mitsune and Tohru turned to see Yuki standing behind them. Mitsune grinned at him.
"Wanna hear another one?"
"No, that's okay. I was just going to tell you all that the bell just rang." He was about to offer to walk Tohru to class when a girl ran up and hugged Mitsune.
"Mitsune-chan! I've missed you so much cousin!" The girl had long black hair and bright green eyes and she wore a red bow in her hair. Mitsune glared and cleared her throat.
"My restraining order...." The girl blinked confusedly(is that even a word?) at her.
"But that for my black side only..."
"For you, black hair=black mode." The girl's smile became suddenly evil and looked like one that belonged to a madman. She pulled away and aimed a kick for Mitsune's stomach, but the fox dodged.
"Damn nezumi! Why must you always do this?!" she shouted as she dodged a punch. Kyo, Yuki and Tohru watched as the two girls fought, or more one fought the other dodged. Kyo watched Mitsune's graceful movements as she knocked the girl to the ground with one hard kick to the head. The girl
fell to the ground, and her hair faded to white. she recovered quickly, but Mitsune got out of her fighting stance that she had fallen into so quickly. The girl looked up at them confused.
"Uh, what happened?" she asked.
"Black Sasanay." Mitsune said simply. The girl's, Sasanay's, hands flew to her mouth as she looked at all of them with a horrified expression.
"gomen nasai! I didn't mean to cause any trouble!" Yuki looked at the young woman interestedly. So she was Mitsune's cousin. He vaguely remebered what Liona had said about Mitsune's cousin Sasanay hating her. Mitsune sighed as she helped the girl stand up.
"This is Sasany Delaflote, she's my cousin, and she is a mouse." Kyo scowled.
"Aren't rats liars?"
"I said mouse, not rat. There is a difference." Tohru realized what time it was and interupted.
"We should hurry or else we'll be late to class!" she said. Mitsune smirked as she watched Yuki and Kyo instantly start following her. She stopped them.
"You like her don't you?" she asked. The two blushed, but nodded.
"have you told her?" both shook their heads. Mitsune sighed.
"Tohru-chan,wait a minute." she called out. The onigiri stopped and turned as Mitsune walked up to her.
"yes, what is-" she was cut off as Mitsune closed her lips over the other girl's. The two boys stared wide-eyed at the fox as she pulled away. She turned to the boys, smirking.
"Two things you should know. 1) you need to be more straight forward. 2) yes, I am bisexual." She walked off smirking as the three stared at her in shock.
He turned over and glanced over at the shadows.
"Why are you still here hiei?" he asked. the short fire demon stepped out of the shadows.
"It's easier to have an intelligent conversation with you." he replied. They both turned when they heard the door open. Mitsune stood in the doorway, glaring at both of them.
"I figured since you are going to be staying here i might as well tell you the rules. 1) don't mess with me. 2) mind your own buissness. 3) don't touch my stuff." She smirked as she looked the two over. " And watch out for Liona. She don't care who you are, if your attractive, she'll go after you." she turned and walked out.
Hiei smirked as the door shut.
"I think I could get to like that girl." He said. Kurama shook his head.
"Is it because of her attitude towards idiots, or is it because she is an outcast also?"
"Hn." the fire demon flitted out through the open window. Kurama sighed, as he layed back again.
"I might as well go to sleep." he muttered, and turned off the lamp.
~~~~~~
Kyo glared daggers into the back of the redheaded boy who was talking to Tohru. Although he couldn't hear the conversation, he could see Tohru giggling madly. Finally, he had enough and stopped over. Grabbing the boy's shoulder, he turned him around to face him.
"Listen red, leave her alo...." the words died on his lips as he realized who it was. The person was not a boy, it was actually Mitsune, was wearing the guys' uniform and had her hair down.
"Hello, Kyo. " she muttered, glaring at him.
"Oh, Kyo! Mitsune was just telling me some jokes. Maybe you'd want to hear them?" Tohru said. Kyo sighed and just leaned on the wall. Mitsune smirked, seeing the control Tohru seemed to have on the cat. She turned to him.
"Knock knock." Kyo sighed.
"Who’s there? "
"Boo"
"Boo who"
"Don’t get so upset, crybaby! "
"What? "
"Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” "
"You’re a real idiot. "
"That wasn’t necessary. " Tohru giggled as Mitsune glared at Kyo. Mitsune smiled slightly.
"That actually wasn't a very good joke. Normally I can't stand knock knock jokes."
"Do you know any others?"
"Yeah. Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..." " Tohru laughed, and Kyo chuckled slightly.Mitsune grinned at Kyo.
"Here's another one.Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat." " Kyo choked, and at the same time they heard coughing behind them. Mitsune and Tohru turned to see Yuki standing behind them. Mitsune grinned at him.
"Wanna hear another one?"
"No, that's okay. I was just going to tell you all that the bell just rang." He was about to offer to walk Tohru to class when a girl ran up and hugged Mitsune.
"Mitsune-chan! I've missed you so much cousin!" The girl had long black hair and bright green eyes and she wore a red bow in her hair. Mitsune glared and cleared her throat.
"My restraining order...." The girl blinked confusedly(is that even a word?) at her.
"But that for my black side only..."
"For you, black hair=black mode." The girl's smile became suddenly evil and looked like one that belonged to a madman. She pulled away and aimed a kick for Mitsune's stomach, but the fox dodged.
"Damn nezumi! Why must you always do this?!" she shouted as she dodged a punch. Kyo, Yuki and Tohru watched as the two girls fought, or more one fought the other dodged. Kyo watched Mitsune's graceful movements as she knocked the girl to the ground with one hard kick to the head. The girl
fell to the ground, and her hair faded to white. she recovered quickly, but Mitsune got out of her fighting stance that she had fallen into so quickly. The girl looked up at them confused.
"Uh, what happened?" she asked.
"Black Sasanay." Mitsune said simply. The girl's, Sasanay's, hands flew to her mouth as she looked at all of them with a horrified expression.
"gomen nasai! I didn't mean to cause any trouble!" Yuki looked at the young woman interestedly. So she was Mitsune's cousin. He vaguely remebered what Liona had said about Mitsune's cousin Sasanay hating her. Mitsune sighed as she helped the girl stand up.
"This is Sasany Delaflote, she's my cousin, and she is a mouse." Kyo scowled.
"Aren't rats liars?"
"I said mouse, not rat. There is a difference." Tohru realized what time it was and interupted.
"We should hurry or else we'll be late to class!" she said. Mitsune smirked as she watched Yuki and Kyo instantly start following her. She stopped them.
"You like her don't you?" she asked. The two blushed, but nodded.
"have you told her?" both shook their heads. Mitsune sighed.
"Tohru-chan,wait a minute." she called out. The onigiri stopped and turned as Mitsune walked up to her.
"yes, what is-" she was cut off as Mitsune closed her lips over the other girl's. The two boys stared wide-eyed at the fox as she pulled away. She turned to the boys, smirking.
"Two things you should know. 1) you need to be more straight forward. 2) yes, I am bisexual." She walked off smirking as the three stared at her in shock.