Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Quest for the Golden Thing I Can't Say Outside the Fic. ❯ Scary Stuffs... ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

YAY!!! The next fucked up chapter by request!!! We are going to continue with the chapter we
were doing because Sango-chen wants to fuck Miroku. Also, we prefer writing these sections to writing
sections with other people in them. We can just say... that the Lickers and the Doers were all run over
by a wenis truck and Sam went with the Tormentors. We don't like the Lickers or the Doers. That doesn't
mean that Kikyou's ghost won't come and bug us. Oh, and that also doesn't mean that random Lickers
and/or Doers' ghosts won't come and bug us. We only got rid of them so we don't have to write as many sections
and we can only write sections with the funnier characters... MUA HA HA / BWA HA HA!!! Oh yeah, and PRM's
still here...

Pairings: Ain/Hal, Wind/Inu, Sango-chen/Miroku, Randy/His Tree, Lissriel/Leggs, Orophin/(Poor)Rumil,
Mims/Kikyou, Jakken/Creeper.

After I wrote those last three, Wind said, "I'm scared..." We are still with the Destroyers;
they are doing Dirty Things, but they only need one more clue.

Inu: YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT!!!
Wind: *Crying.* Huh?
Inu: I just remembered, I masturbated before I did DT and that is where all my white stuff went!!!
Wind: Why did you fuck yourself if you were gonna fuck me?
Inu: I wanted to make sure I was GOOD and horny before I did anything... I went too far.
Wind: *Bitches him.*
Ain: Wenis! Randomness...
All: Huh?
Kikyou ghost (KG): I have dandruff on my boobs!
Ain: Does that mean they're hairy?
Jakken ghost (JG): Can I have it?
Hal: Hi!
Voice: AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ain: Huh?
Wind: CEREAL BOXES ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!
Voice: LA LA LA LA LA!!
Ain: Is that your evil mating call?
Miroku: I like it!
Inu: Are you a barbie from Mars?
Voice: NO!! I AM SANGO-CHEN!!! (To be known as SanC)
PRM: NEW WHORE, NEW WHORE, NEW WHORE!!! *Does victore dance.*
Frodo: I'm scared...
SanC: I AM NOT YOUR NEW WHORE!!! I COME TO... uh... what did I come here for?
Miroku: Fair maid, willest thou bear my child? <and allow me the pleasure of fucking thee?>
SanC: Uh... maybe.
Miroku: YEAH!!! THAT'S THE CLOSEST I'VE GOTTEN TO A YES!!!
Ain: CAN WE GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW??
SanC: Maybe...
Sessy: Who am I to bed with?
Ain: Yourself... or Rin. Maybe the Jakken ghost would keep you company?
Sessy: -_-
Jakken: Uh... no. <YES, YES, YES!!! PLEASE, MASTER HEAR MY THOUGHTS THAT ARE NOT
MEANT FOR THESE MORTALS TO HEAR AND GRANT ME MY WISH!!!>
Ain: *Suddenly a telepath.* I heard that...
Jakken: WEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!!!
Sess: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I SHALL NOT BED WITH THAT MONSTROSITY!!!
Raukowen ghost (RG): Yeeeh!!! Willest thou bed with me?
Sess: *Acting like a valley girl.* Like, nehoh!!
Wind: Oh... my... GOD!!!
Frodo: Apocolypse! Apocolypse! Apocolypse!!! *Doing chicken dance!!!*
Chinese Communist Mao Sedong(dung): *Sniffing dung.*
Sess: What are you doing?
Mao: Sniffin'... *sniff, sniff.* ... ah, dung!
Ain: It is Dung sniffing dung!!!
Wind: Dung, dung, Dung, dung, Dung, dung!!!
Frodo: Where is Arwen?
Ain: Randomness...
Frodo: Randomness...

<where-ever Arwen is>
Arwen: Huh? Daddy, daddy!!! THERE'S ANOTHER MAN THAT WANTS TO DO ME!!! I'm so beautiful!!! Thank you
for yours and mommy's good looks!!!
Elrond: I SHALL DEFEAT THIS DICKLESS NEWCOMER WITH MY MIGHTY DILDOS OF TERROR!!!
Arwen: Oh, Daddy. I want the dickless Hobbit.
Elrond: Huh? YOU SHALL NOT HAVE THE DICKLESS HOBBIT!!! FOR IS TOO GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUU!!!
Arwen: Daddy, I hate you!!!
<Fartidy dartidies...>

Okay... now to DIRTY THINGS!!! That is what I shall call this section of the chapter!!! DIRTY THINGS!!!

Randy: I love my tree! I bought this pretty dress for her!!! Oops... she's too fat. I should have gotten the plus size!!!
Tree: ...
Randy: What? OH NO, MY POOR BABY TREE IS SAD!!! But do not fret! All is well when I am horny and I may
heal your heart!
Lissiel: Legolas! I cannot DO the dirty things you wish of me!
Leggs: Why?... why canst thou doeth the dirty things I wisheth of thee?
Lissiel: Because... be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-...
Leggs: OUT WITH IT, YOU SMELLY WHORE!!!
Lissiel: WAAHHH!!! I AM TELLING MY DADDY ON YOU, LEGOLAS OF THE REALM THAT LOOKS LIKE A
BIG PILE OF MONKEY BALLS IN THE BACK OF THE FELLOWSHIP BOOK!!!
Leggs: How do you know of the fellowship? What are these monkey balls you speak of? WHY DO YOU HURT ME
SOOOOO???
Ain: Aw, Legolas needs a hug... do not worry, you are too good for her. For she is a transvestite.
Lissiel: I AM NOT THAT UGLY!!!
Ain: La. Now I get Haldir and Legolas in my Realm of Dirty Things...
Wind: Oh... my... God...
Frodo: WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Evil voice: BEHOLD! FOR I AM FRODOD, FRODO'S EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL WENIS TWIN!!!
Ain: According to the modern book of American slang, that means that you are indistinguishable from a wom
an, or you are womanthat is indistinguishable from a man...
Frodod: I am confused... for I am neither!!! If you should see me, then you will notice that my face is androgynous and
I have boobs,a vagina, and a dick... WITH MONKEY BALLS!!!
Frodo: NOOOO!!!
SanC: I am surrounded by idiots, but I will join them in their folly!!! <not really> C'MON, MIROKU!!!
Miroku: Yay!!! Shall we use Ain's Realmy of Dirty Things. I ask because if we did, she would surely slaughter us with
whatever she may find in her armoury... which is scary. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE!!!
Sanc: What is in there?
Miroku: Many things used in Dirty Things. But also many chainsaws, axes, bows, big HUGE machine guns, bazookas,
and... in the very back, a large assortment of dildos that she stole from Elrond.
Elrond: SO IT WAS YOU, ELVEN DAUGHTER OF ANDUNEL, WHO HAS STOLEN MY SACRED DILDOS AND HIDDEN THEM IN A CLOSET
IN THE BACK OF YOUR DADDY'S TEA ROOM!!!
Ain: Don't tell daddy!!!
Elrond: OH, I'MA TELLIN' YO DADDY!!
Ain: No!!!
Elrond: Oh, Galadriel!!
Ain: Huh? My daddy's name isn't Galadriel! It's Andunel!!!
Elrond: Mother fuckin', shit lickin, bitch, bastard, damn, ass, hell!!!
Ain: Why?

Wind is bored, so there will be no Dirty Things. SanC can fuck Miroku in the next chapter... BYE!!!