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[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Realm of CHAOS!!!
By: May-VeggieGirl1

Black B Kirin suddenly jumped in and rescued Kuwa.
Kir: No-no-no-no-no!! Just because he's noble doesn't mean you hafta kill him!!
RW: ...It doesn't?
Kir: <.< You started this! *tends to his wounds*
RW: V_V That I did. CHESTER'S MINE!!!
Savay: XP
RW: *can't stick out tongue* Screw you!
Savay: Okie-daisies, come're Chester!
RW: Not in front of the children!
Savay: ...children?
Litho and Hoshi come in.
Litho: ...?
Hoshi: ????
Kai: -.-;;;
RW: No! Dis is y I put him in a different bubble, so the whole world can experience Chester! ^_^;
Savay: We have not an ounce of life in us. -.-
RW: Well, at least the dandelions haven't attacked in a while.
Chester: *calling his agent*
Hoshi: *tilts head to the side* Keh?
Savay: Me and RW live next door to each other and I was at her house one day and we came back to my house late. So we formed a plan and came in out of breath and explained that dandelions attacks and chased us around the block and that was why I was late.
Baku: o...kay...

Vegeta: *fifth time going on the 'It's a Small World' ride while chained down* MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Baku: ...
Zero: Wow, Baku stopped screaming...
Baku: I think I became immune to the sensation of the ghost of Rick gnawing on my head. It still scares the heck outta me though...o.o meep.
Zero: 7_7 You could never feel Rick gnawing on your head-HE'S A GHOST!!!
Krysti: BOO-AHHHHH!! *continues screaming*
Yuki: >.> *blinks* Um...right.
RW: T_T OKAY ENOUGH SCREAMING!!! >_<+
Amber comes in with a bubble of her own.
Amber: Cool! Now where's da other stuff?!? >:D
RW: T_T;;; *snaps fingers and $$$, Hubert the pig, the baby lockness monster, and a replica of Jack appear in her bubble*
Amber: Woohoo! *takes out popcorn* Hey Amy, couldja' do me a favor?
Amy appears.
Amy: Yeeesss?
Amber: Couldja' beat the replica of Jack with this stick?
Amy: *shrudges* Okay. *beats with stick*
Amber: This is the good life! ^_^
Hubert: >:) I may look cute, but I'm EVIL inside!
Amy: o_. Amber, I think your pig's evil...
Amber: Yup.
Amy: <.< *scoots away*
RW: -_- I have such weird friends...
Zero manages to escape.
Zero: Freedom! ^_^ Good-bye crazy people!
Kyo: TAKE US WITH YOU!!
Zero: Not gonna happen. *flies away*
Kai: YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!!!
RW: He won't enjoy freedom long...>:)
Kai: ???
RW: I cursed him.
Kai: Oooo...I'm interested...

Zero's flying around and lands in front of someone.
Z: ('Which way is to the sea, my dear lady?') I want to squeeze you right now, sweetie. (A/N *aka RW*: O.o)
Lady: _/++ *sprays mase*
Z: ('AH! It's burns!') ACK! Blow me! ><;;;

Kai: The hell???
RW: He may THINK he says something but really says something else...
Kai: >:D This is fun! *sips soda while watching women beat him up*
Inu: I don't like where this is going......
RW: Eh, don't worry. If someone did have you, I forgot. ;p
Savay: -.- KYO! ^-^ *stroking Kyo* Pet the pretty kitty! :)
Kyo: *twitching in anger* _/
*Kakashi appears in RW's bubble*
RW: I couldn't help myself! ^.~
Kakashi: ...okay, this is...
Veg. Jr.: Strange? Bizzare? Unusual? Very increadibly bad?
Amy: Badger? *everyone momentarily stares at Amy*
Kakashi: ...no.
Savay: Oh yeah- BADGERS! All together now-
Savay, RW, Amy, Krysti: Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom-
Kai: ...What the hell??
RW: It's a song! If you want to know, got to badgerbadgerbadger.com! ^_^
Kir: ...o...kay...
Savay: *snickers* Micheal Jackso-
RW: *pulls out machine gun* _/+++ I dare you to finish that sentence....
Savay: ...pass. >.>;;;
Kakashi: *examining bubble to find a way out*
Hiei: Good luck with that. *turns to RW* What was with the Micheal Jack-
RW: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!!
Hiei: ...Micheal-
RW: DON'T!!!!
Hiei: ...Jackson-
RW: WHY!?!? I HATE YOU SAVAY!!! *begins to beat Savay with a book* HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE!!!
Hiei: Oh! I found a way to torture her back! >:) Micheal Jackson-
RW: *stops beating Savay* SHADDAP!!
Hiei: MICHEAL-
RW: I'M NOT LISTENING-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA!
Kakashi: ...*becoming more anxious to find a way out*
Yuki: *writing will*
Krysti: Don't worry, my sweet rodent, I shall not harm you!
Yuki: ...*quickens his pace*
Kir: There! All better!
Kuwa: *wrapped in bandages like a mummy* Um....thanks?
Kir: Your welcome Kuwa-kun! ^_^
Kuwa: ...*recieves a glare from Hiei* <.<;; Eh heh heh...tough runt...
Hiei: +>.> what was that?
Kuwa: What about it?! Your short! XP Midget!
Krysti: BEHOLD the power of a short person!!! xp
RW: LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA~
Savay: *brushing Kyo (cat) with hair brush* ;p
Kyo: -_-+++
Hoshi: ...This is weird. *looks over at Kakashi*
Kakashi: *never seen a gundam before* *whispers quietly to himself*...Damn, I haven't been around this many freaks before...
Litho: Would you happen to have any cherries?
Kakashi: 7_7;;; Um....no?
Litho: WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!?!? *cries*
Kakashi: <.< *slowly moves away*
Hoshi: It's alright, Litho-chan. Let's go get some ice cream!
Litho: *stops crying* W...With a cherry on top??
Hoshi: *nods*
Litho: Woohoo! *runs off with Hoshi*
Kakashi: ...and here I though Naruto was bad...
Krysti: *eyes Hiei*
RW: *notices and glomps him* My second in line! Not yours! XP
Krysti: Well it's your fault! XP
RW: Well I didn't expect THAT would happen!!
Savay: What happen?
RW: I talked about Hiei so much she's starting to like him now...grrr....well, there is one good aspect to it all.
Amy: Which is...?
RW: Now I have someone to rant to about his kawaii-ness! ^-^
Krysti: Hai! ^-^
Amber: -.- You guys are so pathetic...
Amy: That we are!
Kai: Kenshin line.
Amy: Yeah! Hey could I have Kenshin...?
RW: Naw, too many people like him.
Amy: *pouts* Your no fun...
Kakashi: T_T;;; *decides to read Make-Out Paradise until he figures a way out*
RW: Speaking of pathetic, let's bring in our special guest....!

Another chiff-hanger! ;p Sux 4 u!