Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ It all started with Kareoke ❯ Biggest Hangovers Ever ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter Three

*-*Biggest Hangovers Ever*-*

Next morning …

Yusuke: oww … my head …

Kuwabara: I think I am gunna barf …

Lya & Aya walked in.

Lya: What's wrong with you guys?

Kurama: hangover… *covers mouth*

Aya: Really? We feel fine.

Yusuke: how comeeeeeee …….

Lya: Duno. *walks over to the sleeping Hiei* He seems fine.

Aya: aww… a baby face Hiei! You see that not so often!

Lya: I know what!

Aya: What??

Lya: LET'S TAKE A PICTURE!

Aya: Hm, we need a camera though!

Lya: I have one right here! *pulls out a camera out of no where*

Aya: Where'd you get that?

Lya: Internet?

Aya: Good enough for me!

They start taking pictures of Hiei, but a couple of minutes later he wakes up.

Hiei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lya & Aya: *innocent faces* Nothing…

There was a couple minutes of silence, with an exception of groans.

Aya: You know what?

Everyone: What?

Aya: We should fill this room up with popcorn!

Lya: YUH! Then if we are hungry, we don't have to go anywhere, instead we can come in here and in popcorn! YUM!

Kuwabara: don't … talk … about … food!!!

Lya: How come? *door bell rings* DOOR! *runs to the door*

From outside in the hallway Lya screamed to everyone.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Lya: OH ME OH MY!

Everyone: WHAT!!!

Lya: AYA GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!!

Aya runs out into the hall but slides on the hard-wood floor and crashes into the wall.

Aya: Whoops :P *looks up*

Aya screams and comes running back into the room.

Aya: I'm sorry Lex its over. Your very sexy and all but uhh… well times change byeness!!

Lex: *sexy voice*It's alright I have to get back to my band and watch Kiss play in concert.

Lya: *presses red tellytubbie* Buh-Bye *creepy voice*

Lex disappears and Aya sighs.

Aya: oh well! *runs back into hall* KYO!!!!!

Everyone: *runs into hallway*

Yusuke: Uhhh…. *looks at Aya who's hugging and stroking an orange cat* What are you doing???

Aya: *smiles big* KYO!!!!!

Yusuke: umm….. But--- *gets cut off by Lya who claps hands around his mouth*

Lya: *holding Yusuke's mouth shut* Don't bother her now or she'll kill ya *whispers*

Yusuke: *nods*

Aya: Come on Kyo lets go!! *takes Kyo to the living room*

Kyo: WAIT!!! LEMME GET MY CLOTHES FIRST!!!!

Everyone besides Lya, Aya, and Kyo- O_O

Kurama: Did that cat just talk?!?!?!?!?!

Lya: Yup and I would explain everything but I'm too lazy to so you can figure it out yourselves. *walks away*

Haru: *walks in the door* it's simple; our family line is cursed by the animals of the zodiac.

Lya: HARU!! *hugs Haru, who changes into a cow*

Haru: Hello, Lya.

Lya: *repeats over and over* Haru, Haru!!!!

Kuwabara: But I thought she liked the shrimp?

Lya: Uhh… *shifty eyes*

Aya: Of course she likes Hiei! She just likes Haru too!!!! *continues stroking Kyo*

Kyo: WILL YOU STOP THAT!?!

Aya: No your just so cuddly I cant help myself!!! And besides I like your fur!!!!

Haru: Don't go all Cruella Devil on us now.

Lya: *starts singing* Our country tis of thee sweet land of liberty, of thee-- *cuts off by Aya*

Aya: OF THE I SINGGG!! *throws Kyo into the air* SHIT!

Kyo: *turns back into a human in midair and the pink random puffy clouds come about*

Kuwabara: whoa, the dudes nude.

-*-*-* We interrupt this program for nudity moment*-*-*-

Kyo: Gawd dammit Aya you don't just go an throw people up in the air!!

Aya: You weren't a person at the time you were a cat and besides cheerleaders throw each other up in the air.

Kyo: WELL IM NOT A CHEERLEADER AND NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!

Lya: *changed into a Shylock Home's outfit* one among us is an undercover cheerleader *looks at Kurama* if my suspicions are right… KURAMA IS THE CULPRET!

Kurama: *shifty eyes* I don't know what you are talking about!!

Haru: Oh give it up.

Kurama: I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER!! >.<

Yusuke: Yeah and that's why your wearing a cheerleader outfit right now?

Kurama: *looks down* WHAT! HOW THE HELL DID I GET THIS ON!!!

Aya and Lya: Wheet whoot wheet whoot *slowly walk away*

Hiei: Just because you cant whistle doesn't mean you have to make the noises.

Aya: SHUTUP IT ADDS DRAMATIC EFFECT!!!

Lya: It does?

Aya: Of course! You read Tsubasa, Fai does it! Why can't we?

Kerri: *pops in out of no where* Because you are not actually in a manga book, you are actually being typed what to say.

Lya: Then you are too then?

Kerri: No I am a computer virius that is going to explode in… 3… 4.. 2…9…5…

Yusuke: I wonder when she'll get to one…

Kerri: ONE!!!

Everyone: AAHHH!

Kerri: *runs around screaming* IM GUNNA BLOW UP!!

Aya: Wait… *stops* you haven't blown up!

Kerri: I haven't? Oh YAY! Good-bye! *blows up*

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