Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ It all started with Kareoke ❯ Insane Battles and Minions Wars ( Chapter 4 )

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Chapter Four

--Insane Battles and Minions Wars--

Lya: Well… *scratches nose*

Aya: I WOKE UP IN A CAR!!!

Kyo: OW! *rubs ear* that was my ear!!

Aya: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY!!! *still yelling*

Kyo: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!

Aya: WAAHH! KYO YELLED AT ME!! *runs away*

Lya: DON'T GO IN MY GLOOMY CORNER!!!!

Aya: *in Lya's gloomy corner*

Lya: AAHHH MY CORNER!!! *flies at Aya*

Aya: *tennis racket* KYAAA!!! *BAM*

Lya: owwie!

Haru: Oh my…

Kyo: Holy…

Yusuke: *holds up BEEP sign* this is a child's manga!!

Kyo: IT'S NOT EVEN A MANGA!!!!! *cat ears popping out*

Hiei: *helping Lya up* …

Haru: *glare*

Aya: *still crying in corner*

Kurama: Aya, don't cry…

Aya: SHUT UP YA WOMEN!! GO BACK TO YOUR LADY THING!

Lady thing: *from other room* Kurama…come here my bitch!!

Kurama: erm…

Jenny: *Kerri's twin* AHAHA…PROOF! YOU ARE A WOMEN!!

Lya: When did you get here? *Hiei holding in bridle style*

Aya: *out of gloomy corner* you aren't even in this story!! *goes into a car*

Jenny: Well, I felt left out!! Kerri was in it…why can't I??

Haru: huh?

Aya: GET OUTTA HERE!! *runs over with car*

Lya: *faces towards computer screen* that kids, is why we don't let Aya drive.

Kyo: AYA GET OUTTA THE DAMN CAR YOU KNOW YOUR GOT YOUR FRIGGIN LISENCE RENEWED!!!!!

Yusuke: I didn't know she was old enough to drive…..

Lya: She's not!

Kurama: *comes into room* MY CAR!!!!!!

Aya: IT WASN'T ME!!!!! *shifty eyes*

Lya: I don't need a car…I can fly!! *flies away*

Haru and Hiei: LYA!! *glare at each other*

Kuwabara: Did you know we aren't mentioned in here that much?

Yusuke: All I know is that you are ugly and I am not.

Kuwabara: HEY!

Kurama: Aya, I hope you know your paying for that car.

Aya: FUCK NO!!!! I DIDN'T DO IT SO JUST GO BACK TO YOUR MAN WHORE YOU FUCKIN QUEER!!!!!

Lya: *comes back* I CAN'T STOP!! I CAN'T STOP!!!!

Everyone: O.o

Aya: *holds up stop sign* I'm a crossing guard ^^! *brake sounds*

Lya: AHHH!!!! *crashes into sign*

AYA: WHAT THE HELL YOU BROKE MY SIGN!!!! NOW I CANT BE A CROSSING GUARD ANYMORE WAAAH!!!! *starts crying*

Yusuke: Hey Aya?

Aya: *stops crying* what?

Yusuke: Wanna play quidditch?

Aya: SQUIDDITCH YAY!!!!!!!

Yusuke: No I said quidditch.

Aya: YAY SQUIDDITCH!!!!! Anyone got a squid?

Haru: I have a squid *pulls out squid* It flies!

Lya: *comes back to world* I CAN FLY!!! *tries to fly, but Hiei is holding on*

Hiei: No more flying.

Lya: oh dear…that completely sucks!!!

Yusuke: IT SUCKS SQUID BALLS!

Aya: *holds squid away in a defensive way*

Lya: *covers face with hands*

Aya: What are you doing????

Lya: IM A SQUID!!!!

Aya: REALLY!!!??? You know what that means…. *takes out fryer* KALAMARI!!!!!!

Lya: NOOOO!!!! *flies away*

Hiei and Haru: NOOO!!!! DAMMIT AYA!!!!!! *hits Aya*

Aya: Owww what the hell was that for!!!! *hits Hiei and Haru with tennis racket* KYAAA!!!

Lya: THAT'S SO RUDE!! *came flying back* Look away!!

*Aya and Lya both look away in disgust*

Everyone: Huh?

Aya: *waves hand off to the side like a wave* fwoosha…off the scale!!

Lya: *singing* were everyone holds the darkest of fears…

Yusuke: What's off the scale?

Aya: Well for one thing Kuwabara's face. That's off the ugly scale!

Kuwabara: HEY!!!!

Aya: *ignores Kuwabara* But what I was talking about was Kyo hotness!!!! IT IS SO OFF THE SCALE!!!!!!

Kyo: uhhhh *slight blush*

Aya: Yeah that's right Kyo your so hot that even ice cant melt you!!!! ^^

Haru: That made absolutely no sense.

Aya: SHUT UP LA LECHE!!!

Haru: I am not milk…

Lya: does anyone hear "I am she woman hear me''?

Everyone: Ehh?

Jenny: *picks up car that Aya ran her over with* I AM SHE WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

Aya: Meow?

Kyo: That's my line…

Aya: I love you so much I had to say it!!

Lya: she watches you… a lot…

Kyo: STALKER!!

Aya: No, I'm not a stalker, your house so happens to be everywhere I go!!

Lya: Anyway, back to part where Jenny went all he man style… and muscular on us… SHOCK LYA IS SCARED!! Let's find out why!!

Aya: *rewinds tape*

Everyone: *watches on a teletubby Jenny lifting the car up into the air.*

Hiei: that thing Is scary…

Teletubby: FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, BITE MY BUM!

Lya: You got the wrong guy, Kurama is the faggot.

Teletubby: *turns to Kurama* I want you, I want you *creepy voice*

Hiei: Now that's even scarier!

Aya: No that's not scary….this is *in general costume* ATTACK MY MINIONS!!!!!

*marshmallows start attacking Hiei*

Hiei: NOOOO!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!

Lya: Hiei your so OC.

Annie: OC?

Lya: Oh hey there Annie! Well, OC is…

Annie: LIKE THAT SHOW!!

Aya: *in the back ground* WITH THE HOT GUY!!!

Kyo: HEY!!!

Aya: I LOVE YOU!!

Lya: erm… OC IS WHEN A PERSON IS OUTTA CHARACTER!!! HIEI!! You disappoint me *gloomy corner*

Haru: tsk, tsk, tsk *shakes head and goes to comfort Lya*

Hiei: BASTARD!!!! *takes out katana and kills marshmallows*

Kurama: How many strikes was that???

Aya: NOOOO!!!! MY ARMY!!!!! HIEI YOU'LL PAY!!!! *goes crazy and all flamey* (scary voice) DEATH!!!!!

Hiei: *runs away*

Aya: YOU WONT ESCAPE!!!! ATTACK MY ARMY COME ON CHRIS!!!

Chris: *pops up out of nowhere* GO GENERAL UNDERCOVER ARMADILLO!!!!

Aya: *laughs evilly* MWU HAHAHAHA!!!! YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE.

Lya: Hiei you disappointed me again…. *sighs*

Aya: Damnit! Where'd he go?!

Yusuke: Let's rewind the tape…where'd that teletubby go…

*from the other room*

Kurama: AAHHH!! RAPE!!!

Aya: Oh yeah Kurama like we'd believe that we all arnt stupid enough to belive that your getting raped by a stuffed animal.

Kuram: NOOOO IM SERIOUS!!!!!!

Aya: No dice you yelled at me when it wasn't even me who wrecked your car!!!!! *shifty eyes*

Jenny: *in the background* I AM SHE WOMAN HERE ME ROAR!!!!

Lya: Jenny you can put the car down now.

Jenny: Aight. *puts car down and goes to her computer and downloads Green-Day songs*

Hiei: psst…Lya!! Hide me!! *behind Lya*

Lya: *turns head slowly* Hiei?

Hiei: *nods*

Lya: YOU DISPPOINTED ME!! *flames* DUST BUNNIES…ATTACK!!!!!

Rabid dust bunnies with wings, and razor sharp teeth, and cute little distracting tails attack Hiei.

Hiei: aw shit not you too!!!

Aya: I FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE HIEI!!!!!

Kuwabara: Gee and usually this would be happening to me…. IM SO LUCKY!!!

Aya: *attacks Kuwabara with a mop* IN THE NAME OF ME I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!!! CUZ I'M *Sailor Moon poses* SAILOR AYA!!!

Lya: I'LL HELP TOO!!! *transforms into Batman costume and starts beating up Kuwabara*

Kyo: *slides away* sssshhh I'm invisible!!!!

Hiei: HOW DOES HE GET OUTTA THIS WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH!!!!!

Haru: Hold on I'll fix that. AYA, LYA KYO IS GETTNG AWAY AND HE CALLED YOU MEAN!!!!

Lya and Aya: WHAT!!!!!! *flame eyes*

Kyo: eeep!

Yusuke: *eats popcorn* I just love this show! *watches them threw cardboard box*

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