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A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update. I had to figure out what to do to Vash and Lina because Vash is playin' Meryl, and Lina's playin' Gourry. So, I decided that I, Inferno_66, get to have the right to punish both evildoers. Besides, I am a great fan of Vash and Meryl. Not so much a Lina/Gourry fan, more like a Lina/Xel and Gourry/Syphiel fan.

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Inferno_66

Chapter Six:

The Sixty Billion Double Dollars Goes To-

What!? . . . Are They Allowed to do That?

Keiko was talking to Zel when he told her of Lina's secret crush.

Keiko stiffened, and asked, "Is that so?" her eyes darkened over, and anger lit her features.

The chimera took a step back, sweat drops coming out form the back of his head, and nearly banged into Knives who was laughing his ass off. Pan, Goten, Kaoru and Kouga all reacted the same way Zel was, and was wary of Keiko's dark aura that overwhelmed them.

Kouga was the first to recover. "I don't think they'll act on it."

Knives laughed harder, and fell to the road and rolled, tears pouring from his eyes as the air around Keiko darkened, and everyone slunk back some more.

"M-maybe Zel misunderstood!" Kaoru said, trying to placate the younger woman.

That's when Keiko looked up. She was smiling.

The group left her in the middle of the road.

"Hey!" She called out, chasing them down the street. "We need to find him so I can carry out my plan!"

Knives appeared beside her in a flash. "Plan?" He asked, his face stoic. "What plan?"

Keiko smiled mischievously. "Oh, you'll see."

*****

Pimperella was complaining when she heard someone calling her name.

Turning around, she saw the faces of Pan and Goten as thy flew through the air.

Goten landed on the ground and started laughing. Pan looked shocked, then started to laugh as well.

Pimperella rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." She muttered. "this is a bunch of bull shit."

"Have you seen Vash anywhere?" Pan asked, wiping tears from her eyes, although she couldn't bring herself to look at the caramel covered Pimperella.

"Hey, I haven't gotten any sweets yet," Goten said. "Wanna be my first?"

Pimperella glared at him, which sent him into even more laughter. "Yes, that great buffoon's with Lina." Pimperella looked at them suspiciously. "Why?'

They smiled. "All a part of Keiko's plan."

They heard sirens of a police car, and Pimperella groaned. "Shit! How do they always find me!?"

She ran into someone's yard, and leapt over a fence as Goten and Pan flew off, the image of a naked, caramel covered Pimperella making them laugh until their stomach's hurt.

*****

"Trick or treat!" Lina went with a bunch of little kids, and got her share of the sweets, stealing a few from the bratty little teenagers before meeting Vash on the sidewalk.

Lina dove into her bag of treats, and pulled one particular package out, a look of disgust on her face. "Blech," She said with disgust, staring at the bar. "It's a health bar." She opened it, and took a bite. "Eew!" She spit it out, "A nasty one at that! Where's the candy!? The Hershey's. the what-cha-ma-call-it's!? Hell, Twizzlers!? Where are they?"

Vash stuck his hand in the bag before Lina could stick her head in, and pulled out a bag of M&M's. He ripped the bag open, and poured the chocolate goodness inside of his mouth.

Lina gawked. "You ate my candy!"

Vash was about to reply, but heard his brother.

"Vash!"

Vash turned to answer him, and found his brothers foot in his face.

"Hi-ya, Vashy Boy!" His brother said with unusual cheerfulness. "It's good to see ya!"

Vash pushed his brothers foot off of his face, only to find Knives's knee replaced it.

Knives laughed evilly. "You know, if you did me a few favors, I might tell you some very interesting news about your precious Keiko!"

Lina looked offended. "Your little Keiko, Vash?"

Vash laughed nervously. How does he know about what happened at the luau?

Knives looked a little too cheerful for Vash to be calm and composed. He looked so happy, it bordered evil.

"What are you talking about, Knives?" Vash swung his arm around Knives's shoulders. "I'm with Lina!" He hoped his brother would get the hint.

Knives was looking Lina over. "You know," he said. "You're one sick mutha to go after little girls. I mean, Meryl- look at her!" Thinking about Meryl, both brothers noted her childlike qualities. "Then, Keiko who is a child." Knives shook his head. "Then, please take note of little Lina. Flat chested, short, and feisty." Knives shook his head. "They have nothing in familiar, except the fact their all independent, and a little scary."

Vash was blushing. "Shut up, Knives!"

Knives flashed him a grin. "But I'm just getting started! Then, there was that tavern girl who said you were her baby's dad-"

"I said-" Vash started to interrupt him, but Lina stopped him.

"FIRE BALL!" Knives leapt to the side, just as a fire ball blasted his brother to the far side of the street.

Knives sighed. "What did I tell you?"

Vash was at the end of the road, dangling from a streetlight, with little stars in his eyes. "Woo. . ."

Lina was marching straight towards him, chanting a spell for a Dragon Slave (A/N: For those who don't know Slayers the dragon slave basically obliterates everything in it's path.)

Just when Vash was gaining consciousness, and Lina was completing the spell, sirens were heard.

Vash immediately perked up. "Oh, shit!"

The comment was followed by Pimperella as she flew down the street, smoke in her path as the wind that she caused by running so damn fast blew Lina off course from where she was walking, and blew Vash into the middle of the street. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!"

Vash lifted his head, and tuned to where she came from.

There was a whole fleet of police cars chasing after her.

"OH MAMAN!" He cried out.

A woman stuck her head out of the car, her hair was down and sparkly things were glittering in her long locks, her brown eyes locking on him, and black wings on her back. She pointed at him and turned into the car.

The driver stuck her head out, and so did the two in the back seats.

The two in the backseats were wearing what looked like kimono's, one had silver hair and a red bow, the other wore blue. The one in the front- the driver- held her witches hat as her other hand was on the steering wheel. In between the two in the front, Vash could barely make out the silver and white blur.

When the car was a few feet in front of him, he recognized the man in the middle as Kurama, and the son of a bitch was laughing his ass off! The one in the passengers seat glared ahead of them, their eyes following Pimperella, and not the road.

Or him.

SailorDark, AngelWings, Inferno_66, Mimi, and Kurama didn't know it was possible for Vash to fly as high as he did when their car hit him.

"SailorDark!" AngelWings said, "Turn around!"

SailorDark looked back in the mirror, and saw the sixty billion double dollar man. "Hold on everyone!"

She whirled the car around, Inferno_66 nearly flying out the window. "Holy! Wanna tell me when you're gonna do that so I don't fly out the window!?"

SailorDark looked over at her. "I'm doing a quick Uee." (A/N: Pronounced: you-EE)

Inferno_66 rolled her eyes.

AngelWings turned to Mimi. "We catch Pimperella, Sesh, and the sixty billion double dollar man, that turns out to-"

"A whole lot of money." Kurama finished for her, he turned to SailorDark, and couldn't resist moving closer, and wrapping an arm around her. "Let's use Seshy's palace as a little 'getaway resort."

SailorDark looked over at him. "Sure! I hear he has some great hot springs."

She stepped on the pedal, and nearly hit Vash again.

Mimi looked puzzled. "Is there any room for him in here?"

They looked at each other.

"He can go in the trunk can't he?" AngelWings asked.

"How about the roof?" SailorDark suggested.

"We could use one of Kurama's vines- without the needles- as a rope to tie him to the top." Inferno said.

"Sounds good to me." Kurama said.

"Tie him to the roof!" They cried out.

The left the car, and picked up Vash.

"Damn!" Inferno groaned. "He weighs a lot!"

Kurama looked apologetic. "Sorry," he moved his arm beneath Vash's back, and it became lighter.

Mimi smiled at him. "Thanks!"

Kurama smiled at her, and SailorDark eyed her out.

They tied Vash to the roof, and found he could actually stay up there!

They all got into the car.

"Now let's get Pimperella!"

*****

Keiko stared down the street at the police car that had dragged Vash away. She knew she would have to pick her jaw up from the ground sooner or later, but- what the hell just happened!?

Knives, like the idiot he had somehow become. . .must be his brothers influence, was laughing, rolling, crying on the ground at the events that had just taken place.

Zel stared off too, although in curiosity rather than disbelief. Pan and Goten already started chasing them, but they would find out that if the author of the fanfic didn't get caught- then all she had to do was write it so it would be such.

Kouga, who really didn't care, but would have liked the sixty billion double dollars just asked Zel, "Can they even do that?"

*****

A/N:

Okay, so we didn't exactly get the sixty billion double dollars. But trust me! In the end, it will all work out. And sorry Vash fans. I didn't mean to be so mean when I did this to you. Miroku fans- I warn you, he's going to be comically bashed around as well. And Miroku/Sango fans, you're in for disappointment because I'm a Sango/Sano fan!