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A/N: Sorry Fluffy fans. . . And Kurama fans. This chapter is all what SailorDark wants. And thank you for letting me use you and Mimi once again AngelWings! Much love to both of you, and mahalo! And here is where I come to play with my characters! And I know I said this would be Vash's chapter, which is why I posted it right after this chappie! Okie dokie? READ PLEASE!! THANK YOU!!
Chapter Five
Witch's Brew
Pimperella was drinking another shot of whiskey when they heard the sirens in the distance. Well, since the music that blasted through the house made it hard for someone to hear the person talking next to them, the distant sirens meant-
"Oh SHIT!" Pimperella dropped her glass, and moved fast through the throng of bodies that panicked to leave.
As she turned to leave, she felt someone grab her arm.
She turned to look, and saw a girl wearing a witch hat, a tight sheer black dress with shredded arm sleeves and a slit skirt. A broom in hand, she pointed to another door. It looked like a bedroom.
When Pimperella gave her a weird look, the girl glared back and said, "The window over there leads to a ditch. If we run through the ditch, we'll make it to a bridge. We'll be under it in no time."
Nodding, Pimperella obediently followed.
Leaping out the window, the witch and Pimperella followed the ditch, stumbling along, they eventually came to a bridge.
Panting beneath the bridge, Pimperella saw the witch wasn't winded. "Wh-who are you?" Pimperella asked, with an effort. She wasn't fit for escaping from trouble! She was fit to cause it!
With a smile that hid secrets, the girl said, "My name's SailorDark."
Pimperella paled. "No." her whisper of denial came to late, SailorDark pulled out a laser gun, and fired it at her feet, the red beam missing by inches.
SailorDark laughed wickedly. "Making yura and yaoi couples!?" She taunted. "Mocking me!? How dare you!"
She fired thrice more, each shot missing by inches as Pimperella screamed, and rolled over, or leapt, or ran.
As she began to run back down the ditch, she heard the clack, clack of her witch slippers, and the obvious click of her loading a gun. Pimperella ran faster. "Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me!" She pleaded.
Then, out of nowhere, Pimperella felt someone wrap something around her ankle and trip her, just as she felt the painful sting of a rubber bullet pierce her bare ass. With a howl of pain, she found herself bound at her wrists and ankles.
SailorDark tied the bonds on Pimperella tight. Pimperella gave her a look and said, "This is a little too kinky for me, SailorDark. And I thought you didn't read yura?"
SailorDark ripped a shred from Pimperella's top, and stuffed it in her mouth. "Your brain should catch up with your mouth." then she turned away to see who had helped her capture Pimperella.
She gasped. "K-Kurama!"
Kurama stood there in his fox hair, and his white tuxedo with his silver hair flying about him in the wind. His whip in hand, he seemed to glow from the absence of the moon. He smiled. "How are you SailorDark?" The look in his eyes spoke of a tenderness for the girl before him in a witches costume.
Kurama slid down from where he stood at the top of the ditch, and stood behind her to survey her handy work. He watched as SailorDark gracefully bent to Pimperella and whisper something in her ear.
Pimperella's eyes widened as she watched Kurama, and searched behind him, and shrugged.
Kurama sighed. "I was running from Megumi before I heard your laser gun fire off. I ran this way, and found you here." He looked behind him where the obvious shadow of a hiding Megumi crouched. "She's here." He whispered. "Let's run!"
Picking up Pimperella, and grabbing SailorDark's hand, Kurama sprinted off towards the bridge and beyond.
*****
Pimperella had only remembered being picked up by Kurama before she opened her eyes. Before her, she saw a woman with tan skin, chocolate brown eyes, and wild brown hair before her. The woman wore a black toga with silver stars and moons all over it. Black wings protruded from her back, and her arm was decorated with an intricate black band design.
The woman had a certain. . .quality about her.
Then Pimperella realized she was under another bridge, this one a little more concealed. Looking around, she realized Kurama and SailorDark stood on the right of the pot she was in.
I-I'm in a pot. . .WITH HOT WATER!!!!
Pimperella screamed and tried to jump up. Struggling against her bonds, she watched Kurama break into a smile and SailorDark grin.
"This is what happens Pimperella." The woman before her sighed.
"Who the hell are you!" Pimperella snapped.
The woman glared. "I am your creator, dammit!"
Pimperella looked confused. "I thought God wore white."
SailorDark coughed, drawing Pimperella and the mystery woman's attention back to her. Pointing challengingly at Pimperella, and quite close, SailorDark said, "You! I demand you apologize before things get really ugly!"
Pimperella scoffed. "Puh-leeze! What can you do to me!"
She missed SailorDark's evil grin.
Then all went black again.
*****
Great. Pimperella thought as she groggily got up off the side walk. Where am I NOW!?
She remembered brief moments of what had happened. SailorDark trying to kill her with a laser gun. Kurama helping her. I knew he'd turn against me! She thought quickly. The woman in stars. Then mocking SailorDark.
She reached up to scratch her head, and realized something was wrong with it.
She felt her hair. It was sticky, and hard, and clumped in some places. That was when she felt something trickling down her belly.
She looked down and screamed.
She was naked and covered in caramel, melted chocolate, melted lollipops, and there was gum in her hair. And who knew what the hell that was all over her legs. It was red, and really sticky. Feeling the texture of it, she knew there was something else in it. Something that ensured it was hard to get off of her person without a good hot soak.
Rubber glue.
She felt something in her hand then. It was a card, and on it simply read:
Happy Halloween Pimptress. I doubt I'll be seeing you until you take the tree sap out of your hair, and the rubber glue off of your ever warm body. It's going to stay like that for quite awhile, I added in a few secret ingredients to ensure it stays like that. Kurama wants you to tell Megumi he's left with me to go home. And thank Inferno for us. She smuggled money from your account so we could live happily for awhile.
Vengeance sure is 'sweet' isn't it, Pimperella?
SailorDark
Of all the shit she's ever been through this had to be the worst!
"FUCK HALLOWEEN!" She cursed. "Who needs a holiday like th-"
She heard the unmistakable whirr of a siren, and laughed.
The blinking lights were in her sights, and she laughed harder.
She felt someone grab her, and pull her up. "Run you idiot!" She heard a female whisper, and a violent shove away from her.
Pimperella gathered whatever was in her head, and began to move her legs away from the sirens.
She was a safe distance away when she heard laughter.
She turned and saw Vash and Lina.
And both of them were laughing like idiots.
Fuck this. I'm leaving!
Pimperella turned around, and left.
But it won't be the last we see of her. Oh no.
Inferno had a fire waiting for her.
*****
A/N:
So!? How do you guys think of it so far! I promise to have that Vash chapter come up next. And it's kind of gonna be that thing where events are happening all at once, okay? Thank you for your support!
Hey SailorDark and AngelWings, I'm going to use your characters again. Count on it!