Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Hotel ❯ Peanuts!! ( Chapter 3 )

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Triss: Hiya! We're back! Did ya miss us?

Yusuke: No.

*Triss and Ciral whip out identical mallets*

Yusuke: I…I mean yes, of course!

Ciral: That's better.

Triss: Now who wants to do the disclaimer?

Kuwabara: Now who would want to do th-

Triss: Thank you for volunteering Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: But I di-

Ciral: Say it!

Kuwabara: Bu-

Triss: Now!

Kuwabara: Ok, ok. Triss and Ciral don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Inu Yasha.

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Chapter 3: Peanuts!!

Secretary-lady-person: Yes, this is the Hanyou Hotel. Name please?

Sesshomaru: Sesshomaru.

Secretary-lady-person: Ah yes, the Sesshomaru party. Three-bedroom suite. Here is your key.

Sesshomaru: What is that thing on it?

Secretary-lady-person: That's a peanut, the hotel's symbol.

Yusuke: Um, isn't it a tuba?

Triss: We got bored.

*Rin walks in the door*

Rin: Sesshomaru-sama? Is this the place where Rin and Sesshomaru will be staying?

Ciral: Look! It's Rin!

Triss and Ciral: Kawaii!!

*Jaken walks in*

Jaken: There you are Sesshomaru-sa-

*Ciral grabs Jaken's staff and hits him in the head with it*

Ciral: Shut up baka!

Jaken: X_X

Ciral: Ooh what does this do?

*Flames shoot out at a painting on the wall*

Ciral: Whoops! ^_^

Triss: Ciral! That was the Mona Lisa!

Botan: Oh don't worry! I'm sure you can get another copy of it!

Triss: No. That was the Real Mona Lisa!

Kuwabara: How did you get that?!?!

Triss: heheheh =^_^=

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Narrator-dude-person: Later in the Yu Yu gang's suite…

Ciral: Hey! What are you doing here? Go away!

Narrator-dude-person: But you hired me to-

Ciral: Well you're fired!

Narrator-dude-person: Meep!

Ciral: Well, anyway, we're in the Yu Yu gang's suite.

Kurama: Well, our hostesses certainly are um, interesting.

Hiei: Hn.

Kuwabara: I don't know, they kinda scare me. So, whaddya think of them Urameshi?

Yusuke: The neko is really ugly, but the kitsune is really hot.

Botan: You never do change, now do you?

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In a secret control room somewhere underneath the Hotel…

Triss: Grrrrrr…

Ciral: Ha ha!

Triss: SHUT UP! Grrrrrrrr…I'm going to kill him….

Ciral: Hahahahahahaha, I can't believe Yusuke insulted you! Hahahahahahaha!

Triss: Can I have a little support here?!

Ciral: Nope! ^_^

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In Sesshomaru's suite…

Rin: Rin likes those girls. Rin thinks that they are nice!

Sesshomaru: Rin, you are to stay away from those girls.

Rin: Why does Sesshomaru-sama want Rin to stay away from the nice girls?

Sesshomaru: I'll explain it you when you're older. Now, where's Jaken?

Rin: Jaken is over there, Rin thinks Jaken is sleeping.

Jaken: *lying in the corner of the room* X_X

Sesshomaru: How did he get here?

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Triss: Thanks for reviewing everyone!

Ciral: We're going to have a special guest in the next chapter.

Triss and Ciral: BYE!!!