Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Hotel ❯ Everyone's Here! ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer:

Triss: HI!!

Ciral: HOLA!

Thirteenblkcatz: Um…hi? Triss? Where am I?

Triss: You're in our fanfic!

Ciral: Si!

Triss: Ciral? English please!

Ciral: Yo no se hablar ingles. Yo no puedo parar hablando español!

(Little-translator-fairy: I can't speak English. I can't stop speaking in Spanish!)

Triss: Oh whoops! I forgot to turn the Spanish-dub off! *Presses button*

Ciral: Thanks a lot Triss! *Sends death glare*

Triss: No Problem! ^_^

Thirteenblkcatz: um…why am I here?

Ciral: You're our special guest!

Triss: And because you're our special guest…

Ciral: You get to do the disclaimer!

Thirteenblkcatz: Huh?

Ciral: Here. Read this.

Thirteenblkcatz: Um…ok. Triss and Ciral don't own….

Yusuke: Oh no! They're back! Run for it!

Ciral: Oh no you don't! *Pulls lever*

*Security gates close at all of the exits*

Kuwabara: No we're trapped!!

Thirteenblkcatz: Um…Who's the girl with the red hair?

Ciral: Grrrrrr… *Snaps fingers*

*Hordes of rabid Kurama fan girls appear*

Ciral: CHARGE!!!

*Fan girls disappear*

Triss: What did I tell you about sicking hordes of fan-girls on our guests?

Thirteenblkcatz: What did I say?

Triss: You rrrrreeeeaaallllllllllyyyy need to watch some episodes.

Hiei: Dragon of the Darkness Flame!

*Entire Yu Yu gang escapes through a hole in one of the security doors*

Ciral: Darn it! I knew we should've made those fireproof!

Triss: Just keep reading!

*Triss and Ciral raced out through the hole after the Yu Yu gang*

Thirteenblkcatz: Ok. That was weird. Anyway, Triss and Ciral don't own Yu Yu

Hakusho or Inu Yasha. *Walks off muttering, "This anime is even scarier than I

thought."*

Chapter 4:

Narrator-dude-person: The next day at the hotel…

Triss: Didn't Ciral fire you?

Narrator-dude-person: Um…No?

Triss: Well if you say so.

Inu Yasha: I still don't see why we have to stay at this stupid hotel thing, Kagome.

Kagome: Where else are we going to stay??

Inu Yasha: We could just stay in the woods.

Kagome: We are NOT going to stay in the woods, AGAIN!

Inu Yasha: muttering, bitch

Kagome: OSWARI!

Inu Yasha: Hey! What was that for, bitch?

Kagome: OSWARI!

Miroku: *shaking his head disappointedly* You just never learn.

Shippo: Hey, Kagome! Is that the hotel over there?

Kagome: Yep! That's it Shippo! Come on, let's go!

In the hotel lobby…

Yusuke: So, what do we do now?

Kuwabara: We can watch TV. *Flips through the channels*

Hiei: What's a Tee-Vee?

Kurama: A TV is a box that have moving pictures on it.

Hiei: Hn.

Kuwabara: Seen it, seen it, don't like it, Look! It's Courage the Cowardly Dog!!

Yusuke: Oh cool!

Hiei: This is stupid.

Kuwabara: No it isn't

Hiei: Hn. Baka Ningen.

Kuwabara: Hey! Watch it shrimp! *Kuwabara lunges at Hiei*

*Hiei steps to the side*

*Kuwabara falls on his face*

*The Inu Gang walks in the door*

Kagome: Hi! My name's Kagome Higurashi. I made reservations last week?

Secretary-lady-person: Ah yes. Higurashi. Ok, here's your key.

Kagome: Why does it have neon polka dots all over it?

Yusuke: Don't even bother asking.

Miroku: I sense an evil presence here.

Sango: Stop it with the act, Houshi-sama, we already have a room here!

Miroku: No, I really sense an evil presence here.

*Everyone in the Yu Yu gang looks at Hiei*

Hiei: Hn. Baka Ningen. *Hiei leaves the lobby*

Ciral: Hey Kurama! Was that Hiei that just ran passed us on the stairs?

Kurama: Yeah.

Triss: *catches sight of Shippo* Ciral look!

Ciral: *turns and sees Shippo* Oh my gosh!

Triss and Ciral: It's Shippo!

Yusuke: I'm going back upstairs.

Kuwabara: Right behind you, Urameshi.

Ciral: He's

Triss: so

Triss and Ciral: Cute!

Koenma: I just remembered that I have very important work upstairs. Good bye! *Races upstairs*

*Triss and Ciral start fussing over Shippo*

Kurama: Hello. My name's Kurama and this is my friend, Botan.

Botan: Hello!

Kagome: Hi! I'm Kagome! This is Inu Yasha.

Inu Yasha: Feh!

Kagome: This is Sango.

Sango: Nice to meet you.

Kagome: And this is Miroku.

Miroku: *kneeling before Botan* Would you please do me the honor of bearing me a son?

*CRACK!!*

*Sango is standing over Miroku with her boomerang, and Botan is standing over him with her oar*

Kagome: Well, we have to get to our room now. Inu Yasha, will you please drag Miroku-kun, and Sango, will you please rescue Shippo?

Kagome: Bye! Nice meeting you!

*The Inu Yasha gang goes upstairs*

Kurama: O_O That was weird.

Ciral: Botan, Kurama, Go Upstairs and tell everyone to get into their bathing suits and meet us here in an hour.

Triss: Come on, Ciral! We better go get changed too!

Ciral: Wait! I'll be there in a minute.

In the Sesshomaru suite…

Sesshomaru: No.

Ciral: Yes.

Sesshomaru: No.

Ciral: Yes!

Sesshomaru: NO!

Ciral: YES!

Sesshomaru: I refuse to go to this "pool party".

Ciral: I didn't want to have to resort to this, but you left me no choice. *Presses button*

*Evil-math-teacher walks in*

Evil-math-teacher: Hello! Today we are going to learn about the distributive property today…

Sesshomaru: Okay, okay! I'll go!

Ciral: I knew you've seen it my way.

*Evil-math-teacher disappears*

Thirteenblkcatz: You have a lot of buttons here.

Ciral: Yep! ^_^

Triss: Please review people!