Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never Ending Romance ( with a cranky wife) ❯ Telling mama Higurashi ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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At The door was Hojo ( he's so frickin' annoying. I just want his little dodo head to blow up. GRRR I have many many problems. Keep going) " What do you want a-- hole." Growled Yusuke. ' Can't he take a frickin' hint, me and Kagome are married now for pie's sake' ( yay pie, does happy dance. Keep going people) " I was wondering if Kagome would like to go on a date with me to the movies today. Are you my girlfriend's brother, it's a pleasure to meet you." Said Hojo in his really annoying voice with his stupid smile. Yusuke was just twitching to pound this guy, but his anger managment classes told him fighting was not the answer. Hojo had invited himself in while Yusuke was taking his calming breaths.

Meanwhile With kagome

" Why the he-- is he here. He should know that I'm married now. I saw his parents at the frickin' wedding.' Thought Kagome as she twitched.

Back to Everyone

"Kagome-chan!" said Hojo as he went to kiss her. Before he could though, Kagome punched him in the face, kicked him where the sun-don't-shine and spat in his mouth. ( I've always wanted her to do that yay finally) " I love you too Kagome-chan." Mumbled Hojo as he did that anime ground twitchy thingy. " Put a sock in it a-- hole!!" Shouted Yusuke as he stepped on the loser's ( Hojo) head " She's my wife you idiot not my sister. get the he-- outta my house!" "You are! Kagome-koi, please tell me it isn't so!" Cried Hojo. " Get out before I call the cops crap face" Said Kagome her eye anime twitching and a petite finger pointing to the door. Hojo slumpee away out of the house
(yay!!)
" Okay Yus-kun. We have to call my mom now." Said Kagome as she gave Yusuke a chaste kiss. She dialed the number and said, " Hi it's Kagome... Souta put Mom on the phone... No nothings wrong... She'll tell you after I tell her... Thanks Souta....Hi Mama, guess what.....no.......no.....no mom that was disguisting stop guessing I'm pregnant!!!...Mama,Mama are you there" Kagome started to panic. " Gome-chan stop panicking, it's not god for the baby." Said Yusuke trying to calm her. " Yusuke I'm not even showing. Something might be wrong with mama, let's go!" Cried Kagome. " Only if we drive." Said Yusuke in a 'that's final' tone( I hate that tone it gets on my nerves real fast and snaps them real easy. Keep going!!) " Yus-kun, it's only a few blocks away" Said Kagome sweat dropping. " Plus I'm a demon, I'll be able to handle it. No worries." " We're driving" "Fine."
The couple failed to notice that the doorbell had been ringing through the whole fiasco. The person who was appantly impatient samshed the door down ( along with some dry wall) right off. At the door was...
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