Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Running to Destiny ❯ Lunch Time Traffic ( Chapter 3 )

Lunch Time Traffic

Its time for lunch now and the only thing that was remotely interesting happened this morning. But now its time for lunch and lunch is never boring.

I walk into the courtyard looking for my friends. The courtyard is like a huge garden with tables to eat on. We always sit on the table all the way in the back and under the cherry blossom trees.

"Hey Sango, Miroku. No one else here yet?"

"Nope dear lady Kagome. Hey Kagome have you rethought my offer to bear my children?"

"HENTAI!" Sango and I yelled simultaneously.

*smack**smack*

"Serves you right monk," chuckled Inuyasha as he sat down.

"Hello all." Stated perpetually perky Rin as she and Sess joined us.

"Remember the plan. This Friday I will say I'm spending the night at your house Sango and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha shall drive me to Yuskes while Rin and Miroku have me transferred to Sarisaki high right?"

"Right" everyone agreed.

All of a sudden someone squeals "Inuyasha" and launches themselves at him.

"Hey Inu baby miss me," stated the aforementioned squealer. Kikyo.

(death to kikyo Sorry hate kikyo and think her death is a smart decision)

"Kikyo you Bitch get the hell off me!" chocked out Inuyasha as he tried to get Kikyo off him. Its really a funny sight.

"Oh, didn't you miss me baby." Kikyo said as she reluctantly got off him. Boy do I pity him.

"Kikyo get it through your head you skanky ass ho Inuyasha doesn't like you he loathes you. And in case your tiny brain can't remember what loath means it means hate, he hates you." I told her.

"What did you call me you Bitch! Oh and your wrong Inu loves me don't you baby?"

"Did you just call me a Bitch." I said calmly a little to calm, my friends were suddenly on edge. They knew not to mess with me or else face my anger. Kikyo's about to learn why. I smirk evilly.

"Why yes I did you Bitch, oops I did it again. I guess its not your fault you're a bitch, you take after you dead whore of a mother. She said smirking.

I'm going to LOVE beating her face in.

Kagome's face pails as she growls "Never talk about my mother. Oh, and I just wanted to make sure I heard you right before I beat you unconscious." With that said I jumped across the table and started beating the crap out of her.

"Never POW ever BAM call me *riiiip* or my mom *crack* a BITCH!" I yelled as wailed on her oh so "pretty" face.

"Kagome Higurashi what do you think you are doing?"

"Principle Goshinki. I was defending myself. She called my mother and I a Bitch and went to hit me. Don't I have a right to defend myself. I should sue you know. I'm at school I'm supposed to be safe here. I'll just go and call my dad and tell him to send down his lawyers." I said very calmly.

"N-N-No need to do that n-n-now Mrs. Higurashi. It was Kikyo's fault and she shall now be getting a weeks worth of detention."

"Sango can I use your cell phone?"

"D-D-Did I say a week I meant a month."

"Never mind Sango I don't need it."

The principle sagged obviously relieved. I guess my fathers good for something.

"Goodbye Mr. Goshinki we don't need you anymore." Inu said taunting him.

"Good day students. Now Mrs. Kikyo lets go in to my office and discuss your months worth of detention. "They left thank God.

"Hey Inu, at least Kag got rid of your stalker. To bad hers decided to show up now." Sess said in a slightly amused tone.

"Whaaaaa There coming where maybe I can make a run for it." I rushed out of my seat while looking for them and an escape route.

Inus just laughing his ass off at my panic. "To *haha* late Kag *snort* their behind *chuckle* you." He gasped out while turning red from laughing so much.

I slowly turn around and look behind me like if you don't look their not there. To bad that theory doesn't work because there they are.

They are Kouga and Hojo. They are another thing ill be happy to leave.

Kouga's about 5'8". He's built like Inu and Sess except more muscular. He's got black heir he always wears in a ponytail(like a girl) and blue eyes. One annoying thing he always does is he always calls me his women no matter how many times I tell him differently.

Hojo's 5'7" built like a girl, has medium brown hair, brown eyes, and a melt your heart smile(except it doesn't work on me). I wonder if he practices it in front of the mirror. I'll have to ask him sometime. Hojo always calls me Higurashi, it's quite annoying.

"How's my women today?" "Hello Higurashi-san."

They said simultaneously. I wonder if they time it. I don't think so but it's a possibility.

"Hello Hojo, Kouga. Oh and Kouga….."

"Yeah"

"I'M NOT YOUR WOMEN!" I yelled at him and he stumbled backward. It really hurt his ears because he is a wolf demon. Inu and Sess graciously informed me and they also graciously told me he has very sensitive hearing and yelling really loud like that hurts. He He He maybe now he will stop calling me his women.

"What are you talking about of course you're my women." He looked completely clueless. He can't be that stupid can he?

"Hey you wimpy wolf didn't you hear her she's not your women." Inu growled going into protective older brother mode.

"Yes she is dog turd and stay out of it. Before I beat you up." He growled back.

"Hey Higurashi-san is not a possession you can claim Kouga, so stop trying to." Hojo interrupted.

"Shut it. You look like a girl so it's not as if she will go out with you." Kouga smirked. That smirk is really getting annoying. I want to rip it off and stomp it into a bloody pulp.

"Of course she would go out with me. She won't go out with you because your to possessive."

Oh great just shoot me now there starting to fight. Why does this always happen to me. I glance at everyone else and their trying to keep from breaking out into hysterical laughter at my predicament….Well Inus not laughing he's smirking. That's never good.

"I think those two morons need to cool off, don't you Kag?" He said to me while lifting his carton of milk and mine over their heads. I smile catching his idea and pick up some of the meat loaf surprise ready to chuck it at them.

"Hey Inu I think your right. How about on 3?"

He nods, "1.."

"2"

"3" We both throw our food/drink at them.

*SLOP*

The meat loaf I threw hit them in the face and Inu ran up and dumped the mil on their head.

"I think *chuckle* their sufficiently *snort* cooled off." Miroku laughed out.

Kouga and Hojo slowly turned to face us. They were covered in the nasty school food.

"I'm going to pay you back for that." Kougs ground out.

"Higurashi-san why did you do that." Hojo asked with a hurt look in his eyes.

"Why you ask . Because I AM NOT NOR EVER WILL BE EITHER OF YOURS WOMAN!!!!!!!" I screamed with a scary look in my eyes.

"O-O-Ok Hig-Higurashi-san" Hojo stumbled out.

"Fine I'll leave you alone for now and I'll talk to you later MY WOMEN." Kouga drawled out. They both left.

I turned to my friends who were rolling on the floor laughing their asses off and I just let out one long cry of fustration.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG. Breath in and out, in, out, in, out. Calm down Kag girl 1 week left." I calmed myself down and looked around and saw a lot of people looking at me funny. "What are you looking at shows over. LEAVE before I kick yalls ass!" I snapped.

*BRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG*

"Oh well Lunches over come on guys lets go."

They stopped laughing, gathered there things and we all left. 1 week of school left please let me survive.

Hey sorry it was so late my computer completely crashed and I had to get my story of the labtop but it wasn't completely finished there so I had to finish typing it and put it on my computer once it was fixed.

Sorry don't have the polls tallied up right now but ill be sure to put it up as soon as I get them. Thanx to everyone who's reading. Please review tell me what I'm doing wrong and what I'm doing right.

TTYL Ja NE bye!