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Samanfu-san's Literal Dictionary!

(Samanfu is my first name in Japanese! ^^)

DISCLAIMER: Last time you'll see it! I don't own InuYasha! Takahashi-san does. T-T

Okay, this is basically a series of mini stories clumped together. The stories are based around the literal term for that chapter. No Shippo in the first story! Anyway, here is the first one:

TERM: Making out

DEFINITION: Kissing, touching, etc.

MY DEFINITION: …………

InuYasha turned fitfully in his sleep. He growled softly when he felt someone's hands shaking him. He growled louder when they continued. He jumped up and got ready to kill…Miroku?

"What the fuck? What do you want monk? I was trying to sleep you know!" InuYasha started in his usual banter. He crossed his arms inside his hoari while the monk glared at him, then opened his mouth.

"InuYasha," Miroku began calmly, closing his eyes as he continued loftily. "I have been hearing strange noises where Kagome and Sango are located. It sounds like…kissing noises if I'm not mistaken. I thought you might know what may be happening."

InuYasha followed Miroku inside the village and in front of a hut that Sango and Kagome borrowed from Kaede. They opened the front shoji screen and headed to the back. What they heard would forever haunt them.

"Oh Sango! More! More! Don't stop!"

Miroku and InuYasha looked slightly appalled.

(Please keep reading, this isn't girl on girl!)

"Kagome! Oh Kagome! Look what you did! It's crumbling and becoming dry!…Put more on it! Oh Kagome!"

InuYasha looked a tad sick as the pervert wondered, If they're doing what I think, why is Sango say `it's' crumbling? Very strange!

"Sango! Move it to the right! More! Now turn it kinda like a rectangle with rounded edges!…Perfect! Now stick it there!" "Here?" "Yes, perfect!"

InuYasha couldn't take anymore and slammed the shoji screen open. Kagome squealed slightly as she and Sango pushed away from each other.

The two girls seemed to be hiding something as Kagome sighed in relief when she saw the boys' faces. She put a hand to her chest. "Man, don't scare us like that! You nearly made us wet ourselves!" Kagome quickly pulled her hand away and Miroku gave her a lecher's grin. He waggled his eyebrows slightly.

"I didn't know you two swim down that lake. Mind if I watch?" This got the monk two muddy slaps and two shouts of "Pervert!" Wait…muddy slaps?!

Miroku raised his hand to scrape off some of the gunk that was on the girls' hands. It was gray and slightly hard. Modeling clay?

Miroku looked to the girls for an explanation as InuYasha looked on with obvious disdain.

"It's for our project Sango and I were doing. We were nearly done when you guys interrupted." The girls moved away from each other to reveal letters that seemed to be spelling something. "We were starting on something easy so we could get used to the clay before we move onto advanced stuff."

"Kagome," Inuyasha sounded highly distressed, "what were you two doing?"

"Making out." The two said in unison. The guys looked at the letters. It spelled OUI. "What's that supposed to say?" asked the a very confused Miroku.

Kagome added a piece that was described earlier; that was when it finally made sense. The letters spelled OUT. Everything fell into place. "So you were making "OUT"?" InuYasha asked. Kagome and Sango nodded.

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Yay! What do you think? I thought it was funny. I had the perverts going there for a bit, ne? Please review your thoughts and flames are welcomed. I use them to keep me warm in the winter! ^^'