Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Samanfu-san's Literal Dictionary! ❯ Term: Shut the fuck/hell up! ( Chapter 2 )

Samanfu-san's Literal Dictionary!

DISCALIMER: I don't own YuYu Hakusho! Last time you'll see this!

This one may not be as funny as the first! I have friends that are cheerleaders! Lemon warning!

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Term: Shut the fuck/hell up!

Definition: Stop talking

My Definition: .............

As per usual, Yusuke and Kuwabara were fighting again and Kurama and Hiei were left watching. It was the same as any other fight, except this one affected other people who weren't watching.

"You can't just break up with Keiko! She has put up with you since, like, forever! Why do you wanna break up with her anyway? You never said." Kuwabara scratched his leg and stared at Yusuke as he debated on something mentally.

Yusuke looked at Kuwabara and sighed. He had been expecting that question... "I have reason to believe that Keiko is...sleeping around. Ever since she made friends with those cheerleaders (no offense), she's been wearing make- up and hangs around less and less. I've also noticed some of the school playboys talking to her."

Silence reigned heavily on the circle of friends as they stared at Yusuke in shock and disbelief. Even the ice block Hiei had his jaw slack. But that was only for a millisecond, of course.

Suddenly the world seem to breathe again when Kuwabara started. "What! Whaddya mean she's sleeping around! She's supposed to be angelically strict, right? I mean, the world has gone wrong if she's doing what you say, ne?"

As Kuwabara kept on ranting, Yusuke was counting to twenty and back. Soon he started swearing. Kuwabara didn't understand how hard this was!

Finally, Yusuke lost it. "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" His yell echoed deep into the earth...

======Hell, Satan's Office======

Red smoke came from a flaming rectangle that was supposedly a cigar. Crimson eyes glared and narrowed. Red horns gleamed; a pointy tail swished malevolently; lips curled to reveal gray teeth that hid a black tongue. Flaming hair that went to the shoulders, was a shock of colors that resembled fire, if it wasn't the real thing. The rest of the person, was in shadow.

A black door slammed open to show a crimson ogre holding gray tablets with flaming symbols; it was the actual demon language that the first youkai only glimpsed and formed into a language.

"Sir! Hell is being...is being...shut down, sir. Nothing is working; not even the lava pits! They're withdrawing, sir!"

They crimson eyes turned into flames and turned an eerie black that lightened into purple. "How did this happen!?" came a booming voice that echoed and ricocheted. The ogre winced and continued, for fear of his "life".

"Urameshi said the words again. He spoke them in the traditional language, and this time it might be years before we're up again. He shut us up, sir."

The demon in the shadows grumbled. He was Satan; the almighty one that the youkai on earth worshipped. "If he wasn't my late cousin's great great great grandson, I'd kill him!"

He swiftly stood up, the shadows no longer graced by his presence. He had a fine face that was tinted a light red that made him look even better. His mouth was in a full blown sneer. He stepped towards the cowering ogre.

The ogre closed his eyes and heard a loud thump. He opened his eyes to see Satan on the floor, growling, which sounded like a hurricane. "Damn you Urameshi! Damn you, you little fuck!"

======Back to Urameshi & CO.======

"Sorry, jeeze. You don't have to get all mean. But I still can't believe.."

"SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed so much that he looked like a cherry.

======In some asshole's place====== (It's lemony fresh!)

Keiko hissed and moaned. This guy was magical! His hands roamed over her firm breasts and played with their hardened peaks. She "growled" when he felt his hands leave her.

They grabbed her ass and she moaned when the hands skirted across her skin and found their way to her front. The hands parted through her curls and two fingers teased her clit.

Ten minutes later, Keiko was in intercourse. The guy was pumping into her and was slightly bigger than her, so he was basically lifting her off the couch just to push in and out. Suddenly, a scream filled the air; it somehow blasted over the two teens' moans and hisses.

"SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly the guy started to dissipate. When the shout finally ended, they guy was ashes all over Keiko. She screamed, got dressed and ran out the house, promising to never sleep with another man again.

She ran into a group of wild dogs on the way. She was knocked unconscious as the male dogs dragged her over a bridge, and threw her into a lake.

Keiko floated down stream and ended up where Yusuke was. She woke up when Yusuke grabbed her. "Keiko?" "Yusuke! I was at this guy's house and.."

Keiko never got to finish...because Yusuke had thrown her back into the lake and walked away with the group.

=======Finish=========

Sorry Keiko fans, but she had it coming!