Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishie States of Otakuland ❯ The Otaku Constitution ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own anything famous. I don't own the constitution. It would be hot if I did though. Too bad in the end, the reality of it all is, I don't own it. I do own the revision of it though to adapt it to our standards.

There is more to this story than the Constitution, and its a slow and painful process to explain for me. This will branch out to another fanfic later on in time. Maybe in a few month or something. So enjoy!

The Otaku Bill of Rights and the Preamble

~$^!))~!&*()~!@#$*()_@#$&*()!@#$&*()!@&*()@ #&*()~!@#$)_!@#$&*()_+!@#$%^&*(

We the Citizens of the Bishie Clans, in order to form a more peaceful community, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the freedoms and contentment of our poeple, do ordain and establish this Otaku Constitution for the Bishie Clans of Otakuland. (A/N: This is a true revision of the preamble. I'm making a statement to start it off okay!)

Or simply in the more original words of this Otaku. "Accion for the pursuit of Sugar, Coffee and Bishies!!!" For that is the starting of this Constitution.

I - The right of Own lingo, style, assembly, petition and printed opinions (press)

Ex. Kenshin has the right to his use of 'sessha' 'oro' and his constant lingo of adding 'that it is' that it isn't' and so on. Hiei has the right to his abnormally high and spiky hair. Legolas can hand out leaflets saying how bad orcs are. Finally rabid fangirls have the right to gather together in mob fashion for their favorite bishie.

II - The right to bear signature arms and techniques.

Ex. Kenshin has his sakabatô and the use of Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu. Hiei has Dragon of the darkness flame. Yusuke has the reigun. Yugi and Yami Yugi have that mind shuffle that they used against Pegasus.

III - No trainer shall, in time of peace or tournament, be quarantined in a bishies den without consent of the bishie.

Ex. Some trainer who we'll just name Jennifer goes up to an Amiboshie's den. Amiboshi has the right to deny her request for her to stay at his place. On the other hand he may let her in if he allows it.

IV - No unreasonable search and seizures of fangirls without warrant under decent cause.

EX. A mob of rabid fangirls can get a warrant to get stuff of a Youko Kurama, but they may not go after some Hiei stuff or him himself just because he's nearby. The usual decent reason for warrants are based on the size of the mob and whether they will be going for stuff or the bishie him or herself

V - Trainers and fangirls have the right to remain silent. Anything they say can and will most likely be used in the court of law, They have the right to an attorney, if they cant afford one, they will be provided with one. They will be forced to act as a witness to them self nor be deprived. Unless of course under times of public endangerment or war.

Ex. 'Jennifer' does not have to say anything if she is pulled aside under the possibility of glomping a bishie illegally. Shall she be taken in, she may be given a lawyer if she doesn't have one yet. They cannot force her to go to the stand against herself. Vice versa, they cant keep her from going up to the stands

VI - Trainer and Fangirls charged of an offense have the right to a speedy and public trial by an impartial jury.

Ex. 'Jennifer' will have a jury consisting of drama and soap opera fans. Where they will not favor the bishie she supposedly glomped or her for being a fangirl or a girl in general.

VII - Simply no double jeopardy

Ex. Jennifer has been found innocent of the glomping charge against the bishie, who was Kurama. New evidence shows up later proving her to actually be guilty. They cannot take her in again for the same case.

VIII - No excessive bail or fines. No cruel and unusual punishment.

Ex. 'Jennifer' has been caught stealing 20 otaku dollars worth of merchandise. They cant hold her for a bail or fine of 1000 otaku dollars. They cant tie her over a vat of boiling acid for stealing and such.

IX - These rights cannot be denied to bishies, trainer or licensed fangirls.

Ex. It's pretty much self explanatory. You cant deny someone their rights.

X - Any rights not mentioned in the Otaku Constitution are reserved to the colonies or retained by the citizens.

-------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------

Here's how it goes. There is the Otakuland, which is the whole world. Then there are colonies then clans which reside in the colonies. Each colony represents a show, movie or book or whatever. Like there's the Trigun colony, Yu Yu Hakusho colony and somewhere in Otakuland there is also a Rurouni Kenshin colony.

So lets borrow the Rurouni Kenshin colony for the next example. In there, there is several clans. Sanosuke clans, Kenshin clans, Hitokiri Battôsai clans and Kaoru clans. As well, there are meshed clans and special clans for those not actually in the series and training clans.

Now a race of people, called creators, found that when this Otakuland was created, peace needed to be maintained. Time passed as fangirls rose and the population of Bishies started to plummet. Thus creating the authoresses and authors to keep peace. Together they developed all the colonies and clans and the laws. Together they are the Council of Fandom.

Next is the Militia. Simply the police and armies and such. They consist of the most powerful Bishies, Trainers and Fangirls who are all under oath to the Council of Fandom. They are separated by their strengths and are meshed with each other. So Bishies, Trainers and Fangirls that excel in water tactics and environment will be together for the marines. Simple ne?

Now the trainers. Those outside Otakuland are brought here to keep some Bishies under control. Of course most being fangirl as well, they aren't natives to the land. Think of it like Pokemon where there are trainers. Tournaments are held to test their abilities and if by the first tournament their appear around be it over 3 weeks away and they don't possess a Bishie, they return to their homeland for good. Also, for the protection of the natives in Otakuland, their memories will be permanently wiped of their whole stay and how they came to Otakuland. Finding a small tattoo on their shoulder that somewhat resembles an X so they do not be allowed to reenter Otakuland for the rest of eternity.

@#$%^&*()~!@#$%&^*()#$%&*()_@#$%^&*()_@#$%& *()_@#$%^&*()!@#$%&^*()+!@#$

So their you have it. I'm hoping for feedback. As I said, only more chapters to explain and give example whatever you do not get. This has sort have been done many times. I on the other hand have added something I haven't seen around before. A constitution. So once again, now that you've read, review.

To quote myself;

"Accion for the pursuit of Sugar, Coffee and Bishies!!!"

Ja ne minna san

*~*> Aya