Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishie States of Otakuland ❯ Meet Lexy Homura ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Eh... you saw it in the first chapter. No Constitution or anything famous. Oh and thankies to Kodomo Hikari and Toriko Ame for the help in this chappie. ^_~

I seem to have plenty of requests to continue this. I have found some areas where I could delve into. This chapter will about of the Council of Fandom. Also I will show you a bit of how they act when together. I never thought that the first chapter on the amendments would be found so funny to everyone. Anyways... first I'll respond to you reviewers. After all, without you I wouldn't be doing review responses. *laughs* See my stupid joke?

gip-k - Well turns out that there is a site called 'Otakuland' but really I thought I made it up. Just to show this is a fan world basically. You wanted more, you get more.

Spyrogue - Oh darn... you guessed what I meant about how this will tie into another fic later on. What was saying was that later on in time I would write a fic based on this. ^^ Your another one that thought this to be funny. Now this is a multi chapter fic. *gives out an evil laugh*

Kurama Fangirl - Well it doesn't fit in with any other fics... at the moment. Rules on when and where to glomp.... not exactly. Only in order to glomp there are rules. I said one needs a warrant to glomp, never specifying where and when being a restriction. I think you will be the honorary 'Jennifer' from the first chapter.

Yume - XD She was released Yume chan. Read all of the examples. For the one on double jeopardy she was released and cant be charged again for that same case.

Kodomo Hikari - *bows* One of the council.... ^^ *laughs* Yes we are now ready for the Council of Fandom. Only until some of the others respond to that mail.

YunCyn- O.O @.@ Professional... Official... Wait... of course its official! ^^ Constitutions do that that they do. ^_~

Mwahahahahahahaha!!! I'm so evil! Ok here's the deal. I'm going to try and get as many profiles on the Council of Fandom, a.k.a. The Gripe Vines at Yahoo groups. I basically have 6 out of 8 when I started to write this chapter up. First thing I'm doing is introducing them then you see them a bit at work. Though this chapter would be too long if I brought them all in at once. Maybe a 3 or 4 chapter introduction to the council. So along with seeing them working a bit, you'll be learning their perimeters. The basics really.

So if you know me by now, you'll know what comes next. If anyone's OOC then its Kuwabara's fault. Yes Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho. Now the next thing. Enjoy the newest installment of 'Otaku Constitution for da Bishie Clans of Otakuland,' The Council of Fandom!

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Narrator: Today my friends we meet the infamous group. The great people. The most awesome assembly. The renowned authors and authoresses. The-

Council: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Narrator: The Council of Fandom. 3 Otakuland centuries ago, there was the amazing race called creators. They made the great shows, books and games that the 314th dimension, Pi Di also being its name, have enjoyed throughout all time. Most even before Pi Di finally came into contact of such shows , they still existed in Otakuland.

Not all was well though. As most series have, there were the great characters living among the rest. Unfortunately the great ones attracted what was respectfully called 'fangirls.' These fangirls started appearing out of nowhere at first in Otakuland. Two and a half Otakuland centuries later the population of fangirls greatly outnumbered the characters population, most specifically, the bishie citizens. That's where we start at the creation of the council.

The creators knew that their so called 'paradise' would not last much longer with the fangirls loose and in chaos. They sent themselves to Pi Di as several people. Some being J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Kazuki Takahashi, Akira Toriyama, Yoshihiro Togashi, Hiroyuki Takei, Eiichiro Oda, Masashi Kishimoto, Yumi Hotta, Matsushita Youko and Nobuhiro Watsuki. They exploited the 'shows' through several types of media. Soon they found a select few fans who were the type to not go overly obsessive with the characters. It was very fortunate that they were all joined together on a web group called The Gripe Vines. Separating their ways, the creators went to confront the members...

Council Member1: Here it goes again...

Council Member2: Like it was some great story...

Council Member3: Then mentioning how we all look no matter how we object...

Council Member4: Those terribly embarrassing moments...

Council Member5: If It was corporeal then I would've killed it off long ago.

Council Member1,2,3,4,6,7,8: WE KNOW DAMN IT!

Council Member5: *pouts* I was just saying....

Council Member1: Yea, well you've been 'just saying' ever since we were recruited.

Council Member5: Hn

Council Member3: Hn yourself you spoiled Authoress.

Council Member5: Not spoiled... *sits on the floor Indian style with a pout*

Narrator: CAN I GET ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY?!?!?!

Council Members1-8: O.o whoa... go ahead....

Narrator: Okay... As I was saying. Separating their ways, the creators went to confront the members...

I think we'll start with the first council member to be recruited. Name, at that time, Lexy Homura...

Council Member1: -.-# Why me first?

Narrator: Because I said so. Anyways. Lexy Homura, age 24, height 5'4"... *that whole scene fazing trick is done to a dark city very close to the alleys*

Lexy: *Skin is a dark ivory. Hair shoulder length black. The night sky keeps her eyes from being seen. Though she isn't the starving supermodel thinness, she is nowhere near fat. Wearing just some jeans and a white tee shirt and a jacket to keep warm in the crisp winds* Damn it Aya... Leaving me like that to deal with those... guys... *feels like someone's following her* Hm.... *starts to walk faster in the alley hearing the steps behind her speeding up as well*

???: Please just hold on!

Lexy: *stops and pivots to see her stalker* Why should I?

???: You'll regret it your whole life if you choose to keep running away. *steps our of the shadows created by the distance between Him and Lexy* I, Miss Homura, am Matsushita Youko.

Lexy: *eyes widen from the name* No fuckin way! Your the creator of-

Youko: Yami no Matsuei. Yes, I know. If I didn't know that then I should be very disappointed in myself. Wouldn't you agree?

Lexy: Um... Yeah... Sure. Now tell me exactly why your here.

Youko: Why to present you with a very good offer. If you would just follow me... *sees Lexy nod her head slowly and partially in suspicion* Good. Don't fall behind! *steps back into a wall into the shadows and appears to have vanished.*

Lexy: Okay... that just... sucks. He's just going to waste time and wasted time means my money wasted. *Runs at the same wall that Youko melted into. Upon stubbing her foot against that wall she stopped the rest of her with her arms. After regaining her footing she promptly punched the wall* Itai!! *Shakes her hand out with a seethe. Thinks for about a minute and takes out a small cell phone and flipped it open* Aya, cell *3 tones of light show on the cell phone screen. About 20 seconds later she sighs* Where the Jigoku are you?!.....You and guys *rolls her eyes and leans against the same wall she punched* Okay when you do that you totally creep me out... Ha ha... Yes loathe my sarcastic laugh for it hurts so much... Why am I being so sarcastic? Maybe because I just met Youko, who just melted into a wall! ... NOT YOUKO KURAMA YOU BISHIE OBSESSED BAKA!... Sorry... I know... Anyways I meant Matsushita Youko, not the fox... Why didn't I- I just did tell you! Did you take a Kuwabara pill or something?! ...Oh... How was I supposed to know you actually did... I guess revenge will be placed on them then... Yea yea... Damien in a teme no baka... Aya.... Aaayyyyaaaa..... AYA DAMN IT JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND! ... Finally. I'm going to track him... tell me his movements onegai? ... ... ... ... Bout time... Yea. Kay. Uh huh Ja *closes the mobile and pockets it. Quickly preceding down the alley and jumps the brick wall.*

Narrator: So Lexy took about 3 hours before even coming into sight range of the creator

Council Member1: Oh you know damn well that it only took 2 hours. 3 hours gods...

Narrator: *sighs* Look here I wanted to jumps to someone else's story while leaving them hanging on that one. Or-

Some annoying buzzer alarm: YAMI! YAMI! YAMI! YAMI!

Council Member1: ^^U Oops... *goes and 'kills' the alarm and presses some buttons* Uh oh... not again...

Council Member5: Lemme guess... Rabid Fangirl horde after...Watari or Tsuzuki?

Council Member1: Actually another spat between Tsuzuki and Muraki... I'm getting sick of these. Cant I just sent someone else to handle this?

Council Member2: You know the drill... Just separate them till your generals come in and settle it themselves.

Council Member1: Think a few Watari's will be needed?

Council Members2,3&7: Most definitely.

Council Member1: ^^U Right... well then I'm off. *runs through some egg shaped simulator in which she disappears into many small particles.*

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Now you see why I dont name every little thing that I dont own. I mean just look at the creators and how many are there. I didn't even name all the ones connected to this fanfic...

S.O.S.! S.O.S.! I Don't think I can continue this chapter!!! Damn the writers block!!!!

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Okay Writers Cliff... I'm going to hurt Ayanras and Aurora... Damn Yami's don't know how to behave. Anyways this is part 1 of Lexy Homura's story... This will be a much longer multi chapter about the Council of Fandom than I thought... Maybe end up being 2 chapters for each member. If that does happen then The actual fix I'm planning will most definitely be a different one all together... well I mean a separate one altogether... Am I even making any sense?

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*~*> Aya