Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Insanity Begins: Who Will Survive? ❯ Sasuke's girlfriend and the stupidity. ( Chapter 2 )

 

Neji: What the hell am I even singing?

Iruka: Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

Kurama: Shut up! I hate that song! >_<

Hilary Duff: * Appears out of no where and starts singing, “Why not.” *

Kurama: I hate that even more!

Hilary: * Cries *

Sasuke: There, there. Kurama! What have you done to my woman?

Kurama: Your woman? When? 0_o

Sasuke: Since 5 minutes ago.

Hilary: I hate you Sauce or whatever they call you. * Slaps “Sauce.” *

Kurama: You call that your woman? She doesn't even know your name! * Cracks up *

Sasuke: * Twitches *

Hilary: Bye Sauce! * Jumps out window *

Sasuke: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! * Starts chasing Hilary *

Kurama: * Still laughing *

Ana-Mei: Calm down, will you?

Kurama: And then he was like, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And he was like, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh and he was like, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And then he jumped out the frickin' window! That is so cool dude!

Weka: --`

Ana-Mei: That is not Kurama.

Shiori: Shuichi? Can you get the groceries for me?

Kurama: And he f***ing jumped out the window! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! What the f***!

Shiori: Don't ever use such language in front of your mother!

Kurama: Muthaf***a!

Shiori: * Slaps Kurama *

Kurama: Yo! Whatcha doin'?

Shiori: -_________________________________-

Naruto: * At the background joking with Gaara * and I heard that Sasuke and Sakura were doing it with each other!

Gaara: Oh my god!

Naruto: Yeah! He even spanked her ass!

Kakashi: What are you doing to our rating?

Gaara: Dude, this is PG-13! Not PG!

Kakashi: I thought it was rated G!

Ana-Mei: you think I would give this story a crappy rating?

Kakashi: Well…

Ana-Mei: Hand over that Icha Icha book! * Grabs book * ^^ MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! You can never get it from me! * Throws book into crocodile pool *

Kakashi: 0_0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * deep breath * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * deep breath * ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * faints * X_X

Ana-Mei: O_o

Weka: *_O

Kurama: * Beaten the crap out by his mother *

Shiori: That is what you get. * Shows muscles *

John Cena: Come on honey!

Shiori: Be right there!

Weka: Since when did John Cena become Shiori's husband?

Ana-Mei: -_________-

~~Backstage~~

Hiei: I'm getting tired of sitting here.

Ana-Mei: Shut up!

Yusuke: I'm scared when she's angry.

Weka: You're supposed to be! ^_^

Ana-Mei: Read and review! * Beats up Kuwabara *

Kuwabara: @_@