Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Insanity Begins: Who Will Survive? ❯ Truth and Dare Part One! ( Chapter 3 )

 

Ana-Mei: Let's play Truth and Dare! ^^

Iruka: This doesn't make sense! First we were running around like a bunch of idiots, and now we're playing Truth and Dare? 0_0

Ana-Mei: Yeah. Got a problem with that?

Iruka: Uh… no.

Weka: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!!! =^_^=

Kurama: What just happened?

Neji: Everything out of the ordinary!

Kurama: Like what?

Kakashi: Something that you want to know…

Sasuke: * Still crying over Hilary Duff incident * She was the best girlfriend ever…

Ana-Mei: You have to feel sorry for the guy. U_U Anyway! On with the game!

Sasuke: No one cares about meeeee… * playing guitar in the spotlight *

Weka: Quit the act, Drama King.

Ana-Mei: Can we go on with Truth and Dare already?

Everyone: Okay!

Ana-Mei: Who shall go first… * Spins bottle *

Bottle: * Lands on Gaara *

Gaara: Cool! Even the bottle has a name?

Ana-Mei: You idiot! Did you ever hear of Truth and Dare?

Gaara: I dare you to touch yourself! >_<

Ana-Mei: * Slaps head *

Gaara: WAT? Didn't I do it right?

Little kid: Eeeew… you said, “Do it!”

Gaara: So?

Little Kid: -_____-

Gaara: O_o

Little Kid: -___________________-

Gaara: O_o

Little Kid: -___________________________________-

Gaara: O_o'

Little Kid: -_____________________________________________________- * Veins growing out of forehead *

Gaara: O__________________________________________________________________________ _________________________O

Little Kid: That's it! * Tries to strangle Gaara *

Gaara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! * Tries to run away *

Hiei: * Appears ** Splashes kid with water * HAHA!

Little Kid: What the-

Gaara: Hey! This is my fight! * Tries to strangle Hiei *

Ana-Mei: Okay… that was unexpected. O_o

Weka: There are some unmentioned characters here, so bear with us, okay?

Everyone: JUST GO ON WITH GAME ALREADY!!!!!

Weka: @_@

Ana-Mei: Rock Lee, since you are next to Gaara, I suggest you go first.

Rock Lee: Uhhhh… dare. O.o

Ana-Mei: Okay, I dare you to make out with Master Gai!

Rock Lee: WAT?

Master Gai: WAT?

Ana-Mei: You heard me! Now go in the closet! Don't think about escaping! I'll lock the door!

Rock Lee: Aw…

Master Gai: T_T * Goes into closet with Rock Lee *

~~ 5 minutes later~~

Rock Lee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Faints *

Master Gai: Was I such a bad kisser?

Ana-Mei: Since Rock Lee fainted; you'll have to do the honors.

Master Gai: Okay! ^_^ * Spins bottle *

Bottle: * Lands on Hiei *

Hiei: * Stops fighting *

Master Gai: This isn't much of a dare but kill the kid! He's pissing me off!

Hiei: As you wish! * Kills kid with katana *

Little Kid: X_X

Ana-Mei: That was a bit brutal.

Weka: Even I have to admit it.

Hiei: My turn! * Spins bottle *

Bottle: * Lands on Kurama *

Hiei: Now what will I do with him…

~~Backstage~~

Weka: That was cool!

Ana-Mei: Yeah!

Kurama: Please don't kill in the next chapter.

Weka: I won't! I wuv you! * Huggles Kurama *

Kurama: @_@

Ana-Mei: Read and review!