Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ the end of the world, well not really ❯ the Twig ( Chapter 2 )

::in cheerful voice:: Ok on with the story.

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Part 2

Hiei: God freakin dammit! I'm not .....with a fetus inside...me

Kaoru: Whose baby is it?

CRAZY ANNOUNCER VOICE: Yes, who is the father of Hiei's unborn baby? Is it...

Kurama?

::pans over to Kurama::

Yusuke?

::pans over to Yusuke::

Megumi?

::pans over::

or Sanosuke?

::pans over::

Sanosuke: What? I dont even know the guy!

Kenshin: ::muttering:: You better not know him...

Hiei: GOD DAMMIT!!! IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!

Genkai: Why dont you take a pregnancy test?

Hiei: `cause I'm not pregnant?

Sano: don't you like...have to pee on a stick?

Yahiko: How do YOU know that?

Botan: wait.......

Botan goes outside while every one is silent. She comes back holding something behind her back.

Yahiko: Thats.... a...twig.

Botan: But...you said you needed a stick.

Yusuke: Listen you guys! We cant be worrying about Hiei and his stupid baby-

Hiei: IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!!

Yusuke: We know he can take care of himself...and his baby. So lets get on with our miserable lives.

Kurama: Yea, like, we totally have a mission you guys!

Kaoru: Whats your mission?

Yusuke: We are supposed to bring Himura Kenshin to justice! He is accused of summoning forbidden 6-inch demons for his own sexual purposes!

Kenshin: Nuh-uh!

Kurama: Ya, like we totally have a DVD of you getting it on with Sano under the demon spell!! Grooooosss!!! ::squeals::

Kuwabara: Yea, like, who would videotape themselves doing it with another guy, dude? That's sick. It's like ya know, yea.

Kurama: Totally.

Yusuke: Shut up Kurama. You've videotaped yourself playing dominatrix with Hiei a million times and showed it to us!!!

Botan: huh? How come I never saw this?

Hiei: Cause you were too busy licking your self

Kaoru: Kenshin, why did you not tell me you were a demon summoner? I would have never showed you my boob...if I knew...::looks away sadly::

Sano: BITCH!

Kaoru: what really? how sweet.

Kenshin: I dont know nothing about no demons y'all...that I dont.

Sano: ::thoughtfully:: It felt like little demons were touching me last night...I wish I had boobies...ERK! Did I say that out loud?!!!

Everyone nods.

Hiei: Yusuke did have them at one point

Yusuke: SSSSHHH!!

Yahiko: but he looks so manly

Genkai: not his legs

Kuwabara: So anyway! You must come with us Himura....or die!!!! Because we have special magical powers!!! ::pulls out his reiken::

Hiei: ::pulls out his Kitana::

Yusuke: ::pulls out his finger::

Botan:: pulls out her magic stick::

Kurama: ::pulls out a fairy wand:: Oops! ::puts it away and pulls out his rose::

Kenshin: the fairy wand was better...

Kaoru: I bet You demon summoning fairy!

Kenshin: Hey thats offensive...

Kurama: In the future...here she has the right to ridicule you for being a flaming homosexual. Like totally!

Hiei: For real...this is feudal Japan!

Kuwabara: we're from the future dude! So we have to be tolerant.

The reikai tantei nod.

Yusuke: Ok lets fight!

Everyone gets ready to charge, they fly towards each other, weapons ready.

Genkai: WAIT! ::everyone pauses in mid-air:: Hiei hasn't peed on the stick! ::holds up the twig in the sunlight::

Everyone:: OOOOOooooohhhhh!!!!!!

Hiei: what?

CRAZY ANNOUNCER VOICE: Will Hiei pee on the twig? Will we EVER see Kurama's dominatrix video? Will Sano ever have boobs? Find out next time!

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TBC...

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tad-ow! Well, you like? you like? good. I continue it later. And a really cool person would be the only good review I got today, and my first viewer, who are the same person. You coo foo. Byzzzzz.