Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Slam Dunk Fan Fiction ❯ A bandit's ways ❯ Small Reunion ( Chapter 1 )

A bandit's ways…

Disclaimer: Whaddya lookin at me for?! I don't own YYH and SD!!! (*goes to a corner and cries*)

(A/N: ano… first fanfic! Have a heart and pls. review! Just to clear things up my Maya isn't Togashi-sama's Maya who almost became Kurama's girlfriend. Togashi sensei's Maya kinda looks like Keiko and mine does not! Mine looks like Kurama and Shuiichi Minamino except for… you'll understand once you read. Well just enjoy my humble efforts for making a fanfic…

Blah> own character's thoughts

Blah> conscience

// or /> thoughts

(blah )> me the author

*> action or movement or expressions

Japanese translations:

Hai=yes

Honto-really

Kono teme…=why you…

Yurusai=shut up

Daikirai=I hate you

Chotto matte=wait a minute

Nandesute= what did you say?

Watashi=female I

Ano…=um…

Kinishinai de=never mind

Nani=what

Anata=you

Oi=hey

Senpai=someone with a higher rank than you. Usually in schools

Wakatta=I know!

Tensai=genius

Demo=but

Kitsune no baka=fox is an idiot

Kistsune=fox

Ore= male I

Wa = am

Sou desu ka?=isn't that right?

Bishonen=beautiful/cute/charming boy

Chikan= pervert

Dame=no or stop

Do aho= idiot

Chapter I. Small Reunion

Standing nervously outside the Shohoku gym was Takenori Akagi, Shohoku's former team captain. He was visting form college to see the practice… the improvement… whatever

//Do you really just wanna see the practice?// a sly voice in his head said./hai// honto?/HAI!// you want to see if they missed you…/…//haha I was right!/ kono teme-// haha you're fighting with your conscience!/ yurusai!/ I can't shut up im your head/ daikirai// you can't say that Akagi… this might be the start of a beautiful friendship…/ why do I have a psychotic conscience?

"Oi! Chotto matte Akagi!" A frazzled voice shouted.

With relief (well for breaking his thoughts and fights… poor Gori…. Akagi: nandesute?! Author: watashi… I meant Takenori! Ano… kinishinai de *thinking* not only does he fight with his mind but also the author!) he turned around and saw hi good friend Kiminobu Kogure huffing behind him. He looked at Kogure's bewildered expression.

"Nani?" he just couldn't resist asking.

"Anata… " Kogure's brown eyes w/c were already magnified by his glasses grew bigger. "You just ran ahead of me while hitting your head on that post screaming about `psychos'!" he finished on one breath.

*sweatdrop* "NANI?!?" Akagi asked incredulously. /stupid conscience/

"Ano Kogure… never mind that. Come on let's go inside." Akagi said gruffly trying to hide the fact he was blushing like a little girl.

`Hai," Kogure agreed.

They entered the gym to be greeted by the familiar sounds of running feet, squeaking sneakers and Ayako's paper fan hitting a red-headed 2nd year, Hanamichi Sakuragi, as he tried to argue back with her. The only diff. scenes were that Ryota Miyagi, who was usually there to goad Ayako on hitting Sakuragi harder, was now supervising a bunch of freshmen, he was now the team captains. The Senior had a serious crush on Ayako though (well… for now *twinkling eyes*) it was one sided. Miyagi could still be found sneaking glances at Ayako every now and then. The other weird scene was Kaede Rukawa, a sophomore like Sakuragi was nowhere to be seen. That was odd considering Rukawa had dedicated his life to basketball and that dedication showed with his skills.

"Oi! Welcome senpais!" Miyagi's cheerful voice rang out. Both guys smiled warmly (well for Kogure… Akagi sorta grunted y'know) and waved for him to join them.

The short (ehehehe *sweatdrop* Miyagi's giving me a look of PURE EVIL) Shohoku point guard smiled nervously as he waited for Akagi to speak. He was known to have high standards.

Akagi noticed his discomfort and said "the team looks nice" and was rewarded by Miyagi giving a smile so big it looked like it hurt.

"Arigatou senpai"

"Demo…" Akagi continued. "where's Rukawa?"

Miyagi shrugged but then-

"WAKATTA!!! The shohoku's tensai knows all! The tensai knows why the no-good-in-basketball-kitsune is missing!"

*sweatdrops*

"It's bec. KITSUNE NO BAKA!!! Wahahahaha!!! Ore wa ten-" but his horrible singing was stopped by a flying basketball smacking him directly in the face.

Quick as an idiot, he got up and managed to give everyone the `killer eye' trying to find out who dared attack Shohoku's magnificent (cough,cough,cough) tensai.

"Kono teme-KITSUNE!!!"

Rukawa sighed and said, "do aho"

"Nani?!" the enraged red head asked.

"do-a-ho" Rukawa repeated slowly as if trying to explain something to a baby.

But before Sakuragi gets to reply he gets hit by Ayako's massive paper fan. All hail Ayako's paper fan!

"But he started it!" Sakuragi whined looking like a red-headed baby monkey.

"Dame Sakuragi!" Blazing eyes, Ayako utilized her paper fan again. All hail!

Chibi Sakuragi has tears in his eyes. "You're so mean! Wah!!!"

*everybody massive sweatdrop* "Sa…ku…ra…gi?"

Rukawa sighed and said, "And I thought he couldn't positively look more stupid than he does now." With those words Rukawa had to survive Ayako's paper fan. All hate Ayako's paper fan! BURN IT! (^-^ I might seem biased but well… it's my fanfic! Gomen to all Sakuragi fans! I'll be *crosses fingers* good)

*sweatdrop* "Ayako-chan?" Kogure tried to speak. "That's enough…"

Akagi nodded. "Though I love seeing the red-headed monkey being so thoughtlessly tortured I wouldn't want the readers to see this much violence at the start."

Sakuragi snarled. "Who's the monkey?"

Akagi raised an eyebrow. "Why it's you…"

"Look Gori! It's not my fault they don't have enough bananas for you in college!!!"

Silence… Akagi appears to be surrounded by fire (figure of speech… the Gori Akagi by the way) as he grabs Sakuragi's head and mercilessly pounds it with his hand.

"Sou desu ka?" Rukawa stated in a flat tone. "Too much violence? Hn…"

*massive sweatdrops*

(There are many questions in life. Things like "Is there life after death?", Who in the damned world create Algebra?", "Are we alone?", Are you alone?", Did you finish your homework now that you're reading my fanfic?" and such. My personal quessies are "Do I have a chance on a bishonen like Kurapica?" and "Do I have a chance on a bishonen like Kurama?". However I know 2 questions that are now in the reader's minds - "Who cares?" and "When will this obviously delusional author get to the story and the plot instead of saying her fantasies that are not meant to come true because Kurama and Kurapica are mine?"-whew… KURAPICA'S NOT GAY! Readers: we never said that HE IS ALSO A BOY! Readers: yah we know HE IS AL-WAH! ACK! OW! *gets brutally assaulted by unsatisfied readers. *swollen eyes* ow….. back to the story..@_-)

Kogure looked resigned, Miyagi looked like he was ready to die from shame, old team members looked warily, new team members looked -scared.

Sinichi Kinimoto , a freshman with promising defense abilities, asked Miyagi. "Are they always like that? I know Rukawa-senpai and Sakuragi -senpai usually fight but…"

Miyagi sighed. "You better believe it… And Hisashi Mitsui's not even here!"

Kinimoto paled. "There's one more?....."

Speak of the devil… our 3 point shooter with dentures enters the scene…naked?!? Hahahaha just kidding! He enters the scene looking drowsy and wearing a Shohoku high school uniform. (-_- heheheI'm not a chikan…. At least I don't think I am….)

"Mitsui?!? Nani--- What the hell are you doing here?!" Kogure burst out.

He glared at the glasses-wearing-normally-sweet-and-polite-guy. "I happen to be a school dropout! They won't accept me at college! At least not yet!!!

Chibi Kogure goes…" Ano…okay"

There was silence but it didn't last for long cause suddenly Rukawa goes into the center of the gym, eyes unnaturally alert and suddenly speaks in a quiet, threatening voice, "I don't now why you're in here or who you are but you better show yourself or else…"

Suddenly a black figure they have never seen before appears in front of Rukawa.

They gasped. It was-

(A/N: do you hate me that I stopped here? Pls. don't hate me… All reviews are welcome -corrections, comments - heck even flames as long as they're reasonable.