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Whose Line Is It Anime?

MM: Good evening, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anime! I'm your host, Mooselini McSqueegee. Now to meet our Contestants!

*camera pans to Yusuke, who is poking the person next to him*

MM: The Spirit Detective himself, Yusuke Urameshi!

Audience: *cheers*

MM: The windmaster, whom everybody loves, Jin!

*camera pans to Jin, who is pretending to be asleep*

Audience: *cheers*

MM: The dueling monkey, Joey Wheeler!

*camrea pans to Joey, who really is alseep*

Audience: *laughs and cheers*

MM: And last, but definitely not least, the oh-so-evil tomb robber, Yami Bakura!

*camera pans to Yami Bakura, who is grinning maniacally*

MM:

Alright, this is Whose Line Is It Anime, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the fashion police at a nudist colony. Our first game for tonight will be "Let's Make A Date"! This is for all four contestants. Jin, Joey, and Bakura are bachelors on a dating type show, however there's a twist. They all have strange quirks or identities. Yusuke, you are the lucky bachelorette!

Yusuke: Oh, you can see my utter bliss. -_-

MM: Oh, suck it up. When you're ready, begin.

Yusuke: *mumbles* Stupid neko.... *in a feminine voice* So, bachelor number one.... I just love seafood. What's your favorite food?

Joey: (caption: a rabid squirrel that keeps attacking people) Nuts!! Nuts, nuts, definitely nuts! Heh heh heh....

Yusuke: o_O Ummm.... okay..... Bachelor number two. What's your favorite food and why?

Jin: (caption: an anime fangirl) *in girly voice* My favorite food.... I'd have to say Bishounen Pie! *giggles* I think you know why. ^_~ *spots Joey and squeals* Ohmigod, JOEY! *glomps*

Joey: *squeaks and starts scratching at Jin*

Yusuke: Er.... sounds nice.... Uh, bachelor number three. If we were to go on a date, what would we do?

Bakura: (caption: being possessed by the devil) *in innocent voice* Well.... we could go to the park and feed the birds and.... *twitches* *in deep voice* We shall burn down the city and shed the blood of the innocent! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *innocent voice* Oh my....

Yusuke: O_O;;; Ummm.... right. Bachelor number one, same question.

Joey: *looking around rapidly* I would.... I would.... NUTS!!!! *gets up and runs towards the audience* Hah! *jumps on random people* DIE!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: ......uh.....okay. Bachelor number two, same question again.

Jin: Hmmm.... Well, first I'd show you my collection of bishie plushies! I have Kurama, Hiei, Ryou, Malik..... *looks at Bakura* EEEEE! *jumps on him* I wuv you!!! *snuggles* ^___________^

Bakura: *deep voice* Get off of me you pitiful mortal! I shall drain you of your blood! MWAHAHA! *twitch* *innocent voice* Eh heh.... I'm sorry...

Yusuke: Geez.... you have issues....

*buzz, buzz, buzz*

MM: Alright Yusuke. Do you want to guess who they are?

Yusuke: *smirk* No.

MM: Well, too bad, you're going to anyway.

Yusuke: Okay..... Joey is a rabid chipmunk.

MM: Eh, close enough. He's actually a squirrel.

Yusuke: And.... Jin is an anime fangirl?

MM: Yup.

Yusuke: And Bakura's just himself.

MM: ^_^; Uh, no....

Yusuke: Then he's possessed by the devil.

MM: Right you are, Yusuke.

Yusuke: ^_^ Yay!

MM: Okay.... 1000 points for everyone! And an extra 500 points to Jin for jumping on Bakura.

Jin: Heh heh... ^_^

Bakura: *glare* You know, I wasn't kidding about the "draining your blood" thing.

Jin: Meep!

Bakura: Bwehehe....

MM: There will be no bloodshed! We're trying to keep this PG!

Bakura: WHAT?! What do you mean PG?! Are you saying I can't say ::bleep::?

MM: -_- No Bakura..... you can't say that...

Bakura: What about ::bleep::? Or ::bleep::, ::bleep::, and ::bleeeeeeeeep::?

Yusuke: Dude, shut the ::bleep:: up! You can't say ::bleep::, ::bleep::, ::bleep::, or ::bleeeeeeeeeeeep::!!!!

Bakura: Well, da-

MM: *glare*

Bakura: Ahem..... darn.

MM: ^_^ Okay, we'll be right back after these messages!

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Whoo! First chapter done! Hope you all like it. I know this is an idea that's been used many (and I mean MANY) times. But, mleh.... Oooh! I almost forgot the disclaimer! Bad Neko, bad!

Random Disclaimer Dude: Mooselini McSqueegee does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Whose Line Is It Anyway. Got it? Good.

If you people are nice and review for me, I might, just might let you be in my story. So, read and review peoples! See you next chappie!

~Mooselini McSqueegee~