Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Insanity Begins.... ( Chapter 1 )

F_D_C2003: YAY ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PERSON TORTURED!!!! *runs around hysterically*

Psycho: Heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *is high from… err… fanta!!!!!!*

F_D_C: weeeeeeeeeee!!!! *is high off of sugar and all kinds of other stuffs* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LETS BRING IN THE PEOPLES!!!!! I WANT RYOU NOW U CAN HAVE BAKURA ^_^

Psycho: YAAAAYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds Bakura and glomps him*

Bakura: ^______________^

F_D_C: *glomps Ryou*

Ryou: Yay!!!!!!!! ^_^

Psycho: Err… ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Everyone: *at random starts falling from the sky and lands on random deserted tropical island with poisonous animals and man eating kitties on it*

Anzu: Ooooo it looks SOOO friendly here *starts twirling around*
Everyone: *barfs*
F_D_C: Ryou! Protect me from the friendliness!!!!
Psycho: *hasn't let go of Bakura yet*
Mai: ................... Psychos
Marik: You shut the f*ck up.

Mai: I've never been so insulted in all my life!
Psycho: Yes you have
Mokuba: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE *tries 2 bury himself in the sand*
Seto: O_o ........ok.....
Yugi: ......................
F_D_C: u people are going insane!!! *glomps Ryou* protect me!!
Psycho: ME TOO *glomps Bakura*
Marik: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yami: What is your problem?
Marik: I have no idea
Malik: -_-;;

Psycho: So, errm, now what?

Anzu: Let's be friendly to these cute little kitties!!!!!!!! *pats man eating kitten*

Psycho: YES! LET'S DO THAT!! YOU GO FIRST ANZU!!!!!!! *glares evilly*

Anzu: OOO!! *kitten opens up salivating rows of pointy teeth…*

Anzu: LOOK THE KITTIES R BEING FRIENDLY AWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gets head ripped off by the rabid kitties*
Everyone: O_O .................. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts celebrating like it's 1999*
Psycho: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
Everyone: O_O uhhhhhhh...
Psycho: uhhhhhhh
Bakura: *growl* You look so sexy when you act like that
Psycho: ^_^
Mokuba: I'm bored
Malik: Me too
Marik: That's not good...
Mai: Why?
Ryou: *talking all smart* Well since Malik has a limited amount of brain cells he has 2 be active at all times, and since he is not we all might as well die now.
Seto: Why is it any of your bee wax anyway u fuckin slut Mai?
Mai: ;_; I'm so unloved
Psycho: How long did it take for you to figure that out…
F_D_C: Okay so now that Anzu is dead… now what?! *glomps Ryou*
*ALL OF A SUDDEN A UFO CRASHES ON THE ISLAND*
Everyone: HOORAY WE'RE SAVED!!!!!!

Mai: Yeah!! I knew they'd be here!!!
F_D_C: Who?
Mai: My friends!!! Yess!! Over here guys!!!!!!
UFO: *crashes into coral reef out at sea*
Mai: -_-;;
Psycho: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Are your friends aliens?
Mai: No stupid, they're my friends from the massage parlour... this is their new invention!!
Bakura: Don't call my babygirl stupid *mutters* skank *hugz Psycho*
Malik: Well how are you going to get your friends out of that reef?
Mai: Like this....
UFO: *teleports itself onto the island*
Everyone: O_O keewlll!!!
Mokuba: God Seto, you invented a stupid dueling company but you couldn't invent something as cool as this could you? *is pissed off coz he wants UFO* I WANNA UFO!!!!!
F_D_C: Right....
Mai: Hello my smooth and not stiff friends!!!!
Seto: Why are you so conceited?
Joey: Why haven't I been mentioned yet?
Mai's slutty friends: Cuz you're not important!
Seto: Finally some people are making sense here…
F_D_C: He is so important, but not as important as my Ryou *glomps him*
Psycho: or my Bakura *glomps Bakura* but we still luv Joey anyway! ^_^
Bakura: I'm loved!!!!!!

Joey: Me too!
Mai's Friends: Everyone… TO THE UFO!!!!!!!!!
Everyone (besides Mai): Why?
Mai's Friends: Cuz we said so!
Mai: Yes, yes we obey you and only you!!!
Everyone: O_o *shrugs and gets on UFO spaceship thingy*

Mokuba: Where are they taking us?

Psycho: Who cares? It'll be an adventure! *grabs Bakura, Ryou and F_D_C and runs off on a mission to find sugar*

Joey: Where'd they shoot off to?

Malik: *shrugs* where's Serenity?

Serenity: *appears*

Joey: Right there… why?

Malik: No reason… *dirty thoughts*

Psycho: *reads Malik's mind* EEWWWWWWWW…

F_D_C: OVER HERE!!! SUGARRRRR!!!!!!!

Ryou: YAY!!!!!

Bakura: I have never been on a sugar-high in my life and I don't plan to…

Psycho: *pinches Bakura's nose so he'll open his mouth and pours a whole bag of sugar into his mouth*

Bakura: O_O DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!! *starts running around with his arms out like an aeroplane, picking up Psycho in the process*

F_D_C: Yeah now that's what I'm talking about!! *pours sugar in mouth*
Ryou: *gets sugar high* YES!!!! IVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!!
Everyone: O_O Ryou's finally sugar high!!!!!!! ^_____________^
Malik: la de da le da *is wrapping aluminum foil on his hands* WEEEEEEEEEEE
Marik: -_-;; he has a weird fascination with anything coloured silver.

Malik: AND GOLD!!!!!!!
Mokuba: I want sugar!!!! *pours some sugar in mouth*
Seto: Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Psycho: O_o ok what's up with him? *looks at Mokuba who is doing summersaults and trying 2 eat his shoes*
Seto: Long, long story

Everyone: *walks back into room where Mai and her skanky friends are… having a lesbian orgy on the floor!!!!!*

Bakura: AAAHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY AMPUTATE MY RETINAS!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Psycho: RIGHT BEHIND YA!!!!!!!!!

Joey: *drooooooooooooooooolllls*

F_D_C & Ryou: *barfs*

Serenity: *joins in with Mai*

Malik: DAMMIT! I THOUGHT SHE WAS STRAIGHT!!!!! *starts bashing head against the wall*

Marik: *drags Malik away from the lesbians and follows Bakura and the rest*

Everyone: *walks into a humongous dancehall with the band `Blue' singing `Too Close'*

Seto: How in the name of Ra did they manage to fit a dancefloor this BIG on a UFO this SMALL?

Psycho: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BLUE!!!!!!!!!! *goes nuts*

Bakura: *gets jealous and grabs Psycho and starts dancing*

Ryou: *stands around waiting for something to happen*

F_D_C: *glomps Ryou and starts dancing with him while making out*

Everyone: *is dancing, fuming over girls they thought they were straight or just standing around*
*suddenly Blue stops playing*
Psycho: Hey where the hell did they go!!!
Bakura: *is getting jealous again*
*suddenly Blue appears again only now they look all demented and f*cked up*
Psycho: WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!!?!!!
Mai: YAAAAAAAA THAT WAS GREAT!!!!! *lights up smoke after orgasm*
Malik: waAAAAAAAAAA
Serenity: Hello!
Joey: What da hell were u thinking ????!!!!!!!
Mokuba: I have no idea!!!
Joey: Ok.......... I wasn't asking you but hey.
Bakura: I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! ALIVE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: No, you're dead, just like me, you dumbass.

Psycho: HE IS NOT DEAD!!!!!! ROOOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!!

Mai: Quit it with the roaring already, I'm trying to relax here

Psycho: ALRIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!!!! *pants in psychoness hardoutness*

F_D_C: How shall we kill this one? Did anyone bring a man-eating kitty aboard?

Malik: I did!!! ^_^

Pegasus: But I ate it!! ^_^

Malik: *cries and strangles Pegasus* ;_;

F_D_C : PEGGY U MOTHA FUCKIN IDIOT WHAT KIND SICKO ARE YOU??!!!!!??
Pegasus: I have no idea but it tasted good
Malik: *cringes and is still crying*
Psycho: You sick bastard *hugs Malik*
Bakura: *gets jealous AGAIN*
F_D_C: I find your sick ways Pegasus J. Crawford an insult to my kind!!!
Pegasus: Why FDC-girl?
Everyone: *falls over anime style*
Ryou: Oh nothing except she has cat type ears and 2 tails that I don't believe I've noticed before
Mai: Kewl
Everyone: O_O KILL THE SLUTTY LESBO!!!!!!
Psycho: NOW you're speaking my language
Marik: LETS BURN HER ALIVE!!!!!

Mai: *rolls eyes* pfft, please, if you're going to kill me, Marik, you might as well do it with some style! Burning me alive is so old hat.

Psycho: Okay then…………… I have the perfect idea! *starts running along the ceiling*

F_D_C: What… is it?!! Give it to me now!!!!!

Psycho: Let's drop her from an aeroplane onto a bed of spiky nails so that she bleeds to death!!!!!!!!!

F_D_C: VERY sophisticated… I LOVE IT!!

Ryou: *randomly jumps up and down crazily for joy* [authoress dies of giggling fit. Can you imagine Ryou ACTUALLY doing that?!?!?! *finally dies*]

Psycho: I thought you hated blood, Ryou?

Ryou: Yeah but… if F_D_C is happy then I'm happy!! ^_^ *hugz F_D_C*

Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! Blood and guts just happens to be my specialty…

Psycho: That's my Bakura ^_^ hehehheeeeeeeeee *commands Mai's psycho friends to go as high as they can or else she will hijack the UFO*

Bakura: *pashes Psycho randomly*

Psycho: *likes it* ^_______^

Marik: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *grabs Mai and ties her up* *bed of nails appears randomly on the ground below*
Marik: *throws Mai down*
Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!! *watches with pure excitement*
Mai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *dies a painful death*
Bakura: A sight for sore eyes *sighs* I love blood
Psycho: *sighs and glomps him*
Pegasus: Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
F_D_C & Ryou: *start jumping up and down in pure joy*
Malik: Let's hijack the UFO anyway!!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAA!!! *throws out all of Mai's lesbianated friends and they all die with her*

THE END

Next chapter: Well I really don't know. I might have to discuss that with F_D_C2003……… lol!!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoyed!!!!