Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ ATTACK OF THE SEA!!!!!! ( Chapter 6 )

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except the yellow submarine, the porridge aaand… Seto Kaiba…
Seto: *thwap!* Like hell you own me!

Psycho: -_- take a joke hotshot

Nyoko: On with the fic!

Psycho: Oh and please don't sue for my idea about destroying the pyramids! I have no money!!

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Nyoko/Psycho: I miss my tails!!!

Malik/Marik: CANDY!!!!!!

Isis/Shadi: Hey... I have a turban! ^_^

Shadi/Isis: NNOOOOO NOT MORE DOLPHINS!!!

Seto/Anzu: Clearly he's hallucinating again...

FDC/RavenFire: e_e he's mad. What more is there to say...

Marik/Malik: now what... I WANT MY BIG HAIR BACK!!! Grrrrrr!

Yugi/Yami: I wanna stay like this

Yami/Yugi: =__= how do we change back?!

Seto/Anzu: I would tell you since I am so intelligent but none of you are worth my Kaibaness.

Yami/Yugi: PLEASE TELL ME!!!

Seto/Anzu: I COULD since I want my own body back myself... but I think it's fun watching my enemies suffer ^_^

Psycho/Nyoko: WEEEEE!! *lightening comes out of her fingertips*

RavenFire/FDC: WE'RE NEARLY AT THE CANDY STORE!! SUGAR FOR ALL!!!

Joey/Tristan: And what makes you think that it's freee??

Bakura/Ryou: Because you're with me! I'll jack it all for myself!

Ryou/Bakura: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUGAR!!!!!

Duke/Kitsune: WHY?!!!

Kitsune//Duke: Why WHAT you freak?!

LW/DW: I want my body back!!

Yami/Yugi: Don't we all -_-

DW/LW: I have boobs and I don't like it!!

Seto/Anzu: So do I but your whining is to hilarious to change you all back..

Anzu/Seto: Ooooo I'm so tall… the world seems so small.....AND FRIENDLY!!!

Psycho/Nyoko: ANYTHING IS FRIENDLY TO YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

Seto/Anzu: Don't call my body a bitch!

Psycho/Nyoko: Then YOU'RE a bitch!!

Anzu/Seto: BITCHES ARE FRIENDLY!!!

Joey/Tristan: Go jump off a cliff

Bakura/Ryou: Yeah do us all a favour before I personally slaughter you!

Anzu/Seto: o_O ok!

Seto/Anzu: NOOOOO DONT LET MY BODY DIE!!!!!!

Psycho/Nyoko: Then tell us how to get out of this mess!

Seto/Anzu: Neveeeerrrrr!!!

Anzu/Seto: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes to a cliff*

Seto/Anzu: Noooo!!!

Kitsune/Duke: TELL US!!!

Seto/Anzu: Fiiiine… you have to go and find a yellow submarine and jump up and down on it four times while eating porridge.

All: O.o

Mokuba/Mary Ann: I hate porridge!

Mary Ann/Mokuba: Oh well! Eat it!

FDC/RavenFire: First we need to find a yellow submarine!

Shadi/Isis: Here's one! *holds up a yellow subway sandwich with mustard in it*

Nyoko/Psycho: That's just sick

RavenFire/FDC: We need to find a dock!

Mokuba/Mary Ann: Why?

Isis/Shadi: To find the Yellow Submarine you idiot!

Ryou/Bakura: Where are we supposed to find the porridge from though?

Mary Ann/Mokuba: Yeah it's not like the candy store would sell any…

All: O.o

*a convenient porridge shop appears on the other side of the dock*

Kitsune/Duke: That's convenient, I guess we get it there.

Duke/Kitsune: Ok!

*everyone goes to the porridge shop*

Someone sitting behind the counter: HAHA! You have fallen into my trap!

Seto/Anzu: WHAT trap?

Isis/Shadi: HEY! What are YOU doing here Rishid?!

Malik/Marik: AAAAHH!!!! It's the bald guy with the ponytail!!

Rishid: *shrugs* Anyway as I was saying… YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP!

Joey/Tristan: What? The trap of the `very convenient porridge shop at the dock'?

Rishid: Shut up that's the best I could come up with!

Rishid: If you don't give in to my demands you will all suffer the consequences

Marik/Malik: oO what....

Isis/Shadi: Rishid is twisted......

Rishid: Grrrrrr

Yugi/Yami: What do we have to do then?

Rishid: In order to get your porridge, you must annihilate one of the Pyramids in Egypt by using your Duel Monsters.

Marik/Malik: Sounds like a plan to me.

Bakura/Ryou: I'm with you on that one.

Nyoko/Psycho: Sounds like fun!

Psycho/Nyoko: ARE YOU CRAZY?! We could end up in prison for the rest of our lives if we did that!

Rishid: Well if you're willing to risk not having your bodies back for eternity then you will stay right here and not do a thing about it.

Bakura/Ryou: OR I could just steal some porridge.

All: -_-

FDC/RavenFire: But Yami is evil!!!

RavenFire/FDC: You're crazy... but I agree with you there!

Yami/Yugi: How am I evil when I saved the world FROM evil??! Hmmmm??

Bakura/Ryou: Shut it Pharaoh, nobody likes you so why do you think we're listening?

LW/DW: I like him!

FDC/RavenFire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! Screw it! Just jack it all!

Bakura/Ryou: Ok! ^_^ *grabs Rishid by the collar and throws him over the edge of the dock and he falls to the bottom of the ocean* *takes all the porridge* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Rishid: I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!

Psycho/Nyoko: Like hell you will!

Mokuba/Mary Ann: Can you get high off porridge?

Seto/Anzu: -_-; No Mokuba you can't.

Ryou/Bakura: Or can you… *is reading the label on a bag of porridge*

FDC/RavenFire: What does it say Ryou?

Ryou/Bakura: It says… "This is no ordinary porridge, you see, this is magical Bean Stew Porridge. It may sound like crap, but you gotta try it to see what the effects are! CAUTION: FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT RUB ON SKIN OR A FRIGHTFUL RASH WILL OCCUR. THIS COULD BE FATAL."

LW/DW: Ewwww Bean Stew Porridge? YUCK!!

Psycho/Nyoko: Are we supposed to eat it straight?

Kitsune/Duke: Usually you are supposed to heat it up with milk right?

Nyoko/Psycho: AND PUT BROWN SUGAR ON IT!!!!

Mokuba/Mary Ann: Mmmmmm suggaaar…

FDC/RavenFire: *drooooolll*

RavenFire/FDC: Ok *starts heating up porridge in a bowl with her hands* Ok who's got milk and brown sugar?

Psycho/Nyoko: Here, I always have some kind of sugar with me! *puts it in porridge* Ok who's got milk?

Yugi/Yami: *is going through pockets to… find a gallon of milk!* Oooh here's some!

Kitsune/Duke: You keep milk in your pockets yami?

Yami/Yugi: Hey you never know what you'll need when we are with you all…

Seto/Anzu: Are we ready to go and find our yellow submarine yet?

Psycho/Nyoko: We sure are!

*everyone goes a little further down the docks to find a yellow submarine sitting quietly waiting for them.*

FDC/RavenFire: Yay we're here! Now I can have my body back!!

Kitsune/Duke: FINALLY!!!

Anzu/Seto: YELLOW SUBMARINES ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!! YEAH FRIENDSHIP! LET'S SING THE YELLOW SUBMARINE SONG!!!! WE'RE ALL SITITNG IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE…………….

Joey/Tristan: What I would do to have a camera right now…

Tristan/Joey: Yeah, to see Kaiba acting like THAT!! I'd post it ALL over the internet!!

Seto/Anzu: You wouldn't dare!

Joey/Tristan: Wouldn't we…?

Kitsune/Duke: They would dare and if you do you are so dead!

Joey/Tristan: oO ok we won't, we won't…

Nyoko/Psycho: Ok let's do this!

*all are eating porridge with brown sugar on top while jumping up and down four times on the yellow submarine*

*huge light surrounds us and we are all in our own bodies again*

Marik: Yay I'm me again!

Yugi: -_-

Yami: Yes!! The world is a taller place!

Yugi: Because of your hair >.<

Yami: Like you're one to talk

Mary Ann: The world is big again!!!!

Seto: I'm back in my own precious body again!! *is hugging himself*

Joey: MY HAIR!! My wonderful beautiful blonde hair!!

Everyone: *is rejoicing and then a huge tsunami come and sweeps us away* ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Joey: What's the bet that Mako Tsunami has something to do with this?

Mako: *appears on a fishing vessel* Come away with me and sail the seven seas to help find my father!

Psycho: In your dreams ya sea monster freak

Mokuba: SETO HELP!!! I can't swim!!

Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAA!!!

Kitsune: I'll save you!

RavenFire: Eww eww eww water eww eww!

Nyoko: MARIK GET ME OUT OF THE WATER!!!!! My tails are going to go all fuzzy and smell like salt water and fish!!

Mako: You'll get used to it!!

Marik: Uhhh uhhh....*puts Nyoko on his shoulders*

Shadi: Lets play chicken!

Mary Ann: You psycho! We are about to die and you wanna play a game?!

Shadi: Ok ok what about Marco Polo?

FDC: *Strangles Shadi* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ryou: I think a fish is swimming up my pants!

RavenFire: Eww eww eww!

Kitsune: *surfaces with Mokuba*

*a freaky glow is under us in the water and we all get sucked down in the water like a drain*

Malik: I see pretty mermaids!!!

*the Red Archery Girl goes swimming by as does the Toon Mermaid*

All: oO where ARE we?!

*a freaky yet familiar voice from above is heard saying…* : You have entered the ocean part of Toon World… enjoy your stay, my PRISONERS!!!

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Next chapter: The freaky voice from up above is obviously Peggy but how can we possibly survive under the sea???

Updates: Not sure yet!