Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Craziest of Craziness ( Chapter 5 )

Psycho: SQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO TIME FOR INTRODUCTIONS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyoko: -_- she's high again

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Nyoko: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!! CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES!!!! SHOPPING YAY!!!!!!! PINK PINK PINK PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All bishie's: *grumble*

Bakura: why must the world be cursed with such a place?

Psycho: Did that even make sense?!

Seto: Probably not

Isis: Welcome to shopping mall of the Isises, please take what you like

Malik: ((((O_____O))))

Joey: Okay this is the SHOPPING MALL of the Isises now?! Holy crud!!

Shadi: Do you keep following me for a reason?

Isis: Yes! Open the curtain! *random person opens a curtain to reveal a dolphin tank full of.... dolphins!*

Shadi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs in random direction*

Anzu: OOoOOoO they look so friendly.... I wanna touch it! *touches it*

Isis: Please do not touch the dolphins…

Anzu: I wanna touch you! *pokes Isis in the tummy*

Everyone else: oO *walks away very slowly*

Anzu: *keeps poking Isis*

Isis: Please do not poke me

Shadi: *is currently running laps of the mall, scaring everyone and calling attention to the security guards*

Nyoko: I'm scared... *holds onto Marik*

Anzu: POKING ISIS IS FRIENDLY!!!!!

Kitsune: That's disgusting

Bakura: Hmm... hey Anzu! I know something else that is friendly!!

Anzu: OOO BAKURA IS FRIENDLY!!!

Bakura: Not me you imbecile, see that aquarium over there with that giant man-eating shark over there? Go and jump in there and tell him how friendly you think he is

Anzu: ok ^__^! *jumps in the tank* Hello Mr. Shark! My my you are so fr- *shark rips Anzu to pieces*

Everyone else: *is cheering at the sight of the blood*

RavenFire: YAY I see blood!

Anzu: *crawls out of the tank all ripped to shreds and there is blood everywhere*
Everyone: O____o;;
Malik: How did she survive that?!
RavenFire: She mustn't be human.
Mary Ann: *appears* Okay so now that THAT scheme of killing Anzu didn't work… what else are we going to do to kill her?

Ryou: Well…… if THAT didn't kill her then… what would?
Duke: Good point

Psycho: Argh!! Where the hell did you come from?

FDC: Yeah you weren't here a minute ago!!

Duke: Yes I was

Nyoko: *growls* You dare prove my hikari wrong?

Duke: Shut up

Marik: *attacks Duke* NOBODY I mean NOBODY talks to my girl like that!!!

Everyone: *keeps walking*

Lady_Washu: HEY LOOK!!! A SUPERMARKET!!!

Kitsune: Oooooo

Seto: So what?

LW: I have the perfect idea to kill Anzu!!

FDC: O.O you do?! *starts running circles around Ryou*

RavenFire: -_- she still has a fever

Dark_Warrior: Tell us what your plan is then, hikari.

LW: Well, since all our yamis have magical powers-

All yamis: We do?

Psycho: Duh!

Mary Ann: Continue Lady_Washu

LW: *ahem!* as I was saying… our yamis could turn the produce section of the supermarket alive!

Everyone: HUH?

Nyoko: What's the point in that?

Dark_Warrior: Probably out of her own sick fun.

LW: NO stupid! You can turn the vegetables into brain controlling veggies!!!

FDC: Ooooo excellent plan!!

RavenFire: To do what?

FDC: -_- kill Anzu of course

Psycho: YAY LET'S GO!!!

*everyone runs into the supermarket and goes to the produce section. Psycho gets tired of running since she is so unfit so Bakura wheels her along in a trolley, FDC complains too so Ryou carries her in a shopping basket and Lady_Washu jumps inside a shopping bag which Yami has to carry o.O*

Seto: Well… here we are. Now what?

Psycho: We let the yamis do their thing!

All yamis: *stand around scratching their heads while looking at the pumpkins and broccolis*

DW: Hold up, once we turn these vegetables into Brain Controlling Veggies… won't they try to control OUR brains?

Nyoko: Just tell them to control Anzu instead

Marik: How can vegetables hear if they don't have ears?!

Psycho: *a whiz-pop-bang and all the pumpkins and broccolis have ears*

Bakura: Hey I thought you weren't magical!

Psycho: I'm an authoress ^.^

FDC: Yeah authoresses can be magical you dolt!!

Yami: Then why are you asking us yamis to do all the work?

Ryou: Because you always do

All yamis: *roll eyes* Fine. *turn the pumpkins and broccolis (with ears, might I point out) into Brain Controlling Veggies*

Veggies: *come alive* Where the hell are we?

Psycho: Hey how can you talk if you have no mouth?!

Kitsune: You gave them ears!

Mary Ann: But ears can't talk!

All: *is mystified* o________O

Mokuba: I know why they can talk!

LW: oo goodie we have to hear this...

Mokuba: they are supposed to be mind controlling veggies right?

FDC: Uhhh duh!

Mokuba: Then they are telepathic!

Seto: Where did you get that?

Mokuba: It's a miracle im smart!

Psycho: Sure it is Mokuba -_-

Kitsune: That still doesn't explain how the veggies can talk!

Veggies: *start glowing*

Nyoko: EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

RavenFire: Kewl!

FDC & Psycho: e_e

Veggies: *attack us*

Malik: Nooo! Attack Anzu!

Kitsune: Run for it!

Veggies: NEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *come for us* *stops* *sniffs the air*

Yugi: Now they can smell?

FDC: Jobe!

Ryou: Who is Jobe? *suspicious*

Psycho: Her Christmas tree

Everyone: o.O

Veggies: ANZU IS NEAR!

Joey: Noooo!

*suddenly a brainless looking brunette with chunks taken out of her comes skipping into the supermarket*

Nyoko: THERE IS YOUR VICTIM!!!! *points to Anzu*

LW: ATTACK MY SAVAGE BEASTS OF THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!

Veggies: *laugh like Weevil Underwood* NEEEEAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!! *funny swirly purple lines come from the broccoli and into Anzu's brain* [AN: Does she HAVE a brain?]

Anzu: WEEEE! Huh? Oh… what the hell?!?!?!?!?! *is freaking out*

All: O________________________________o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tristan: What the hell is up with her?

Anzu: WHAT AM I DOING IN ANZU'S BODY?!???!!!! *sounds like Seto*

All: *looks at Seto dancing about brainlessly*

Seto: FRIENDSHIP YEAH!!!!

FDC: oO that's not right

Marik: *falls over* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Mokuba: Big brother?

Seto: *sounds like Anzu* *hugz Mokuba* FRIENDSHIP!

Anzu: *who sounds like Seto* (A/N: the veggies switched their bodies ok? Weird yes.) *grabs chest* Holy shit... I have boobs! Hey get away from my brother freak! *pointing to his original body*

*the pumpkins and broccolis suddenly turn on everyone else and switch their bodies with other people… all the hikaris are in their yamis bodies and vice versa*

LW: AAAAH!!!! I HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!!

DW: And I have… something… else!! AAH!!!

Psycho: *in Nyoko's body* Hey I have two tails and cat's ears!!!!! *looks down at extremely short skirt* ACK!!!!

RavenFire: *in FDC's body* WAAAAAAA!!! Where did my fluffy black tail gooooo?!?!?!! *whiiiiine*

Yugi: *inside Yami's body* Well this is nothing new.

Yami: Well this IS something new!!! *inside Yugi's tiny body*

Ryou: *talking in his sweet soft voice* Woah… I've never been inside Bakura's body before!!!

Bakura: Grrrrrr not AGAIN!! I'm about 6 inches shorter than I usually am!! Damn you Ra!

Ra: *appears* Damn ME?

Bakura: *cowers in fear* Forgive me oh mighty one!

Ra: Yeah that's what I thought puny mortal... next time your ass is grass ok? *disappears*

Bakura: *gulp*

FDC: Kewl! When I close my eyes I can see RavenFire's brain!

Malik: Wow how little is it?

RavenFire: ...... ass head! *inside FDC's body*

Malik: Marik how can you stand having your hair pointing in every known direction like this? And your body looks like you've been on crack… with all these veins popping out of your face.

Marik: Screw you! Look at my pretty shirt! ^_^ *flutters around showing off Malik's purple tank top*

Yugi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I'M TALL AT LAST FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, A GROWTH SPURT!

Yami: -_-;

Kitsune: *running around the supermarket screaming* NOOOO!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE PUT IN DUKE'S BODY OF ALL PEOPLE?!???!!!!

Mary Ann: Holy crap the world is big… *is in Mokuba's body*

Mokuba: HEY!!! I'M A GIRL SETO!!!!

Seto: *in Anzu's body* So am I, Mokuba.

Joey: AAAH!! Where'd my blonde hair go?!?!?!! *is in Tristan's body*

Tristan: You know I could really get used to this mop… *combs Joey's hair with his fingers*

Joey: O.O NO! NOT THE DORSAL-FIN HAIR!!! *looks up to see an ugly brown pointy thing on his head*

Veggies: *freakishly float through the air and out of the supermarket*

Seto/Anzu: I wonder whose bodies they will switch now. (AN: Just so you know, the first name of people is their minds and the name after the / is the body they are in)

Retarded Seto (or Anzu/Seto): FRIENDSHIP YEAH!!! OO THE WITTLE CUTE VEGGIES ARE SOOO LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!! SUPERMARKET TROLLIES REMIND ME OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!

Joey/Tristan: *cracks up laughing* Man Kaiba's REALLY cracked this time!!

Kitsune/Duke: What have you done to my Seto?!?! You evil EVIL brain-controlling-veggies!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!

FDC/RavenFire: Hey! Does that mean that I can use your super powerful fire magic?!

RavenFire/FDC: -_- go for it *braces herself*

FDC/RF: *fireballs go everywhere and engulf the entire supermarket in flames*

Psycho/Nyoko: OOOO that means that I can test out your power of air!!!

Nyoko/Psycho: This should be interesting…

Psycho/Nyoko: *starts flying around the room making the fire even bigger*

Mary Ann/Mokuba: I suggest we all get outa here before we get burnt to a crisp!!

All: *runs out of the supermarket/shopping mall building and sees a psychotic looking Isis float through the air on the street with a dolphin following her*

Ryou/Bakura: Well I guess we all know who is in whose body NOW.

Shadi/Isis: *comes over* This is ridiculous. Which one of you cast this spell?! I demand to know now!

Isis/Shadi: *goes floating past again* NAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! NOT THE DOLPHIN AGAIN!!!!!!

All: O.O

Malik/Marik: HEY LOOK A CANDY STORE!!!!!!!!!!

Shadi/Isis: Oh for the love of Ra… *shakes head*

The rest of us: *go stampeding down the street to the candy store*

Next chapter: Dunno, have to discuss that with my partner in crime. *referring to FDC*

Updates: Dunno! Give me ideas and we will be forever grateful!