Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Evil Suitcase Strikes Back! ( Chapter 4 )

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Psycho: AAAARRRRRRRRRHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is going nutty*

FDC: O.o what up, Psycho?

Psycho: I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: We can see that.

Lady_Washu: How come?

Psycho: JUST STUFF!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Boyfriend problems again?

Psycho: Kinda! ;_;

Bakura: I'll be your boyfriend!

Psycho: *thinking* Maybe if you were REAL.

Pegasus: *comes sailing in on his tippy-toes wearing a pink tutu and ballet slippers* *music from the `Nutcracker' starts up*

Yami: That's nothing new.

Kaiba: I thought we got rid of him?

Bakura: This is still the introduction, fool.

Malik: Well said.

FDC: We have a special guest! Well, a PERMANENT guest, actually.

Marik: *glumly* Great.

RavenFire: Are you never happy?

Marik: Nope not usually.

Nyoko: Yeah he's usually planning psychotic schemes for the pharaoh or having passionate se- *mouth gets slapped shut by Marik*

Psycho: n_n;; heh heh, -_-;; Introducing………. KITSUNE!!!!!!!

Kitsune: *comes waltzing in wearing a black frilly tutu*

Ryou: Uhhh… what is it with people wearing dresses here?

Kitsune: SETO! MY LOVE!!!!!! *glomps Kaiba*

Joey: Eww…

Kaiba: Can't……..*gasp* breathe…..*gasp*

Malik: Can we get on with this already?

Nyoko: ON WITH THE FIC!!!!

Psycho: Hey that's MY line!!

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Kitsune: Where are we going?

Nyoko: Like my hikari said, only time will tell.

Kaiba: Actually we're headed for Earth

Nyoko: -_- spoil my fun then

Marik: Who dares to spoil my wife's fun?

Psycho: O.o wife?!

Nyoko: Yeah what are YOU on?

Malik: Actually he's stoned

FDC: Who'd he get stoned with?

Bakura: The little green dude over there *points to stoner Leprechaun*

Joey: *freaks*

Psycho: Geeze that thing just won't go away!

Ryou: He is not a THING! He's my friend! *goes and has a session with the leprechaun*

FDC: e_e next thing you know Yami will be getting high too

Yami: *was already getting stoned before anyone else*

RavenFire: Does that answer your question?

FDC: ………………………….

Yugi:……… at it again Yami?

Yami: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH *rolling around on the floor with a J in his mouth*

Lady_Washu: DUCKIES ARE FUN!!!!!!

Kaiba: Okay like THAT wasn't random.

Psycho: May I interview you, FDC and Lady_Washu?

FDC & LW: Sure!

Psycho: Okay……. Firstly, how does it feel having your boyfriends as drug addicts?

LW: *sheds a fake tear* IT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!

FDC: I don't mind so much. The fact that Ryou is always happy makes me happy!!

Psycho: Okay, do you like the colour yellow?

FDC: Sure why not

Nyoko: YEAH YELLOW MICROPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: -_- that was uncalled for, yami.

LW: I only like yellow if it is combined with black and pink.

Psycho: Good point.

*Suddenly the evil suitcase comes up behind Nyoko*

Psycho: Yami watch out!!!!

Yami: Wha? Huh?

Psycho: I mean Nyoko!!

Nyoko: What ARE you talking about?

Psycho: BEHIND YOU!! OH THE HORROR!!!

Kaiba: FOR THE LOVE OF RA!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

Kitsune: Oo

Malik: It's okay, he's just freaking coz he got attacked by the evil suitcase once.

Kitsune: Ooooohhhhh

Nyoko: *threatens to use her karate moves on the suitcase*

Evil Suitcase: *a voice inside the suitcase says…* I am your friendly friend!! YEAH FRIENDSHIP!!! *another voice inside the suitcase says…* SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND! LET ME OUTA HERE! AND FOR THE LOVE OF RA AND ALL THINGS HOLY, CLOSE THE SUITCASE AS QUICK AS YOU CAN ONCE YOU LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!

Everyone: oO

LW: Does that sound like…

Psycho: Like…

FDC: No it can't be!!

Everyone: SHADI AND ANZU!!!!!!!!

Joey: Okay now this is just getting TOO crazy!

Honda: *from the voice in Duelist Kingdom when Mako Tsunami and Yami duel* This is totally bogus dude! (AN: Remember when he said that? Fuck it cracked me up!)

Kitsune: What do we do?

LW: MY YAMI WILL SAVE ME!!!!

Everyone: *looks at Yami getting stoned* Sure he will

LW: Not THAT Yami!!! MY OWN YAMI!!!!!!! *a puff of smoke and a weird guy appears next to LW*

RavenFire: Who is THAT?! *drools*

Random Guy: I go by the name of Dark_Warrior… I am Lady_Washu's yami.

RavenFire: You are HOTSTUFF!!!!

Dark_Warrior: Thank you ma'am.

LW: Uh… hehe ^_^ this is my yami, guys.

Marik: *pulls Nyoko closer to him*

FDC: Okay so now that Marik is being protective of Nyoko and my yami has the hots for Lady_Washu's yami, who's going to open the suitcase?

Everyone: *shuffles their feet and whistles innocently*

Yami: All in favour of FDC opening the suitcase say I

All but FDC: I!!!!

FDC: -_-;; how did I know you were going to do that, Yami?

Yami: ^_^

Shadi: *still inside the suitcase* WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET ME OUT!

Anzu: NO GET ME OUT!

Malik: I agree with Shadi, leave Anzu in there.

Ryou: *is still getting stoned* heeeey… I thought yooouuu liked that slllluuuut *is slurring like he is drunk o.O*

FDC: Okay there buddy you've had enough *tries to drag Ryou away from the leprechaun stoner*

Leprechaun: NOOOOO! HE'S MY FRIEND!

FDC: And he's my boyfriend so get lost asswipe!

Leprechaun: Ouch that really hurt

Ryou: *is oblivious*

Yami: *is still rolling around on the floor*

Shadi: Get us out!

Suitcase: *starts foaming from the opening that is we guess is its mouth*

Psycho: Ok let's get them both out!

Bakura: Why?

Nyoko: You want to see Anzu's blood spilled don't you?

Bakura: YEAAAAAHH! ^_________^!

RavenFire: Blood.....

Malik: Ok operation Shadi out and Anzu's blood commence! OPEN WIDE SUITCASE!

Suitcase: *opens its foaming mouth*

Marik: *props his millennium rod in so the suitcase stays open*

Yugi: Ok! *in low creepy voice* I'm going in… *dives head first into the suit case*

Lady_Washu: The little dude is just messed up in the head.

Kitsune: Ok well we better grab him before he is trapped in there with *cringes* Anzu

Lady_Washu: And the freaky dolphin man

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Psycho: Ok! *grabs Yugi's legs*

Bakura: *grabs Psycho by the waist... before long he starts helping her pull and thinking dirty thoughts*

*soon everyone is helping Bakura and Psycho pull and all the guys with their girls are thinking nasty thoughts.*

Psycho: We need more strength!

Everyone (except the Leprechaun stoner): *starts pulling harder*

Leprechaun: Weaklings.. *walks up to psycho pulls her hair back really hard and Yugi, Anzu and Shadi come busting out!*

Psycho: OOOOOWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YA DO THAT FOR YOU CREEPY LITTLE BABY EATING MONSTER?!

Kaiba: Baby eating monster?

Bakura: *explaining to Kaiba* It's random. You should know that by now.

Kaiba: Right.

Psycho: *finally manages to pull out Shadi and Anzu from the evil suitcase*

Evil Suitcase: *sighs in relief and stops foaming at the zipper*

Nyoko: That was SUCH hard work! *lights up a cigarette*

Yugi: Smoking stunts your growth!

Nyoko: Like you're one to talk

Yugi: ;_;

Kaiba: Alright so where to now?

Kitsune: I thought you said we were going back to Earth?

Kaiba: Good point *goes back to the driver's seat* Make yourselves comfy

Marik: Oh we will…. *throws Nyoko over his shoulder and goes off to a side room, locking the door*

FDC: They sure are two sex-crazed yamis aren't they?

Malik & Psycho: You can say that again

FDC: They sure are two sex-crazed yamis aren't they?

Malik & Psycho: -_-

FDC: What? You said to say it again!

RavenFire: -_-;;

*4 hours of Kaiba's oblivious driving through space later…*

Anzu: HEY LOOK THERE'S EARTH!!! YEAH EARTH IS FRIENDLY!!!!!! FRIENDLY MOTHER EARTH!!!!!!!

Everyone: -_- *has migraines*

Shadi: *is rocking back and forth saying "Can't sleep, dolphin will eat me, Can't sleep, dolphin will eat me…" (AN: That episode of the Simpsons scared me for dear life)

Ryou: Will somebody land this bloody stupid thing so we can get off already?! *barfs for about the billionth time that day/night from motion sickness*

Marik & Nyoko: *FINALLY emerge from the side room that they were in with their clothes all ruffled*

Bakura: And just what have YOU been doing Ishtar?

Marik: Never you mind!

Bakura: I won't… *kisses Psycho*

Kaiba: Is it just me or does something about Earth look a little… different to you? O.o

Everyone: *looks out the window to find that Earth isn't blue and green but is yellow and pink with purple clouds swirling around it*

Honda: THIS IS TOTALLY BOGUS DUDE!!!

Serenity: *whacks him over the head with a frying pan* Ahh… much better.

Psycho: I guess that will show him what is REALLY bogus.

*suddenly the UFO runs out of gas and everyone finds themselves falling back to Earth*

Shadi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anzu: YEAH DYING IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: -_-

Malik: Thanks for reminding us, Anzu

Anzu: REMINDING PEOPLE THAT DYING IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! FRIENDSHIP!!! *goes to glomp Bakura*

Bakura: OOOOH no you don't! *slaps her across the face*

Anzu: BEING SLAPPED IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!

Tristan: This…is… oowwww my head… totally…. Bogus… oww…. Dude…

Serenity: Don't make me get out that frying pan again!!

Joey: Don't mess with her man!

UFO: *crashes to the ground in the middle of a suburban New York street*

Psycho: *looks around excitedly at all the classy shops and malls* Are you thinking what I'm thinking…? *mischievous grin*

Psycho, FDC, Kitsune, LW, Nyoko and RavenFire: SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Bishounens: *ggggrrrrooooooaaannnn*

Next chapter: All the girlies go shopping and they drag along their bishies too, Shadi freaks out when he sees a toy dolphin and everything I mean absolutely EVERYTHING that Anzu sees she thinks is friendly… including the great white shark which is on display in an aquarium tank…. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Updates: Depending on how many ideas you guys give me it won't be too long. If I don't get any ideas or whatever then you're just gonna have to wait longer!!