Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Eeeeeeeeeevil blackness!!!!! 0_o ( Chapter 9 )

Nyoko: *running around after her son Taji* Come back here with my lightening potion!!! >_<

Marik: *sighs* That youko is going to lose all her hair sooner or later -_-

Psycho: Don't say that!!

Raven50Fire14: Ryou: yeah it might really happen

RavenFire: bald ass!!!!

All: yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh....

FDC: that was just wwwwrrrooonnnnggg...

RavenFire ^_^

Psycho: can we get this started yet people

Nyoko: *still chasing Taji* COME BACK!!!!!

Taji: ^___^ *drinks potion*

Nyoko: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Marik: Holt shit!

Taji: O_o Mommy I feel funny..... *starts wobbling around like a stoned & drunk chibi youko*

Kameko: ???? whats you doin' Taji?

Taji: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *clamps to twin chibi youko sister*

Kameko: O_<

Bakura: o_O that is just a scary sight to see...

Yugi: why?

Yami: *is wobbling around like he's high and drunk*

Bakura: that's why =_=

Psycho: ok I think we should start this fic already...

FDC: *walking backwards* Do the wibble wobble!

All: (((o_O)))

Psycho: ON WITH THE FIC ALREADY!!!!

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Psycho: You're the brains around here Malik, you can be the judge for the questions!

Malik: Kay ^_^ FIRST QUESTION!!! *clears throat* What is the dynamic constitution of the diameter of Saturn times the weight of the State Empire Building divided by the radius of Mars?

Seto: 655.2 square inches.

Jou: Hey! You didn't even give me a chance to work dat out!

Seto: Because you're a moron and I'm not.

Malik: ok Seto is right!

Psycho: ok next question!

Malik: What is the density of Charlie Brown if his volume is 45.5kg and his height is 788.90in squared?

Seto: 50000.45KG/IN SQUARED

Jou: 17.33kg/in squared!

Malik: what the? He's right! Jou is right!

All: O_O

Seto: what the hell?! No it can't be!!!!!!1

Jou: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Psycho: miracles can happen!

Otogi: Okay so now that Jou has proved everyone wrong and that Seto is NOT the man..... what do we do?

Kurama: *shaking like a leaf* S-s-o c-c-cold....

Bakura: Oh toughen up -_- *is also frozen solid*

Nyoko: RavenFire! A little help?

RavenFire: ooo yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh....duuuhhhh… *blows fire over the whole landscape*

All: yay! We're free!

*all the ice has melted and is now water, and a giant tsunami heading towards us*

Nyoko: RavenFire what the hell did you do?!??!

RavenFire: what you asked! So sue me!

Marik: shut the fuck up and run for your lives!!!!!!

All: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *are running from the tsunami*

Tsunami: SURFS UP DDUUUUUDDDEE!!!!!!!!

Honda: that's soooo bogus dude! how CAN that tidal wave be talking?! o_O it's like tooooootally impossible!

Tsunami: We're on a roll duuuude!!!!!

Psycho: You can say that again!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *freeloads on Bakura's back*

Bakura: ACK! Just make it harder for the both of us then!

Psycho: Nope just you ^_^

Bakura: -_-

L_W: Anyone notice we do a lot of RUNNING in this fic?!

Yami: Because the world is coming to an end!!!!!!!

Yugi: We are CURSED!! Cursed I tell you! Cursed!!!!!!

Shadi: YAY!!!!! THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY BEAUTIFULLY BALD HEAD!!!!!! *a rain cloud appeared over Shadi and did the rain and lightning thing* -_- WHY ME?!?!?!

Kitsune: I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Tsunami: COWABONGA!!!!!! *crashes upon everyone and we are once again un deep water*

Psycho: Well isn't this familiar?

Nyoko & RavenFire: NO!!! MORE WETNESS!!!!!! >_<

Seto: Air! Need air, must have air!!!! *swims upward*

Mokuba: Setoooo!!!!! Wait for me!!!!!

All: *swim up to the top and gasp for breath*

FDC: it's a watery...world....

All: e_e;

Psycho: Urg, NOW where are we? *looks up into giant abyss of pink and purple frilly dodo birds with psychotic looking feathery horns sticking out of their heads* o_O

Ryou: I'm scared!

Marik: Hell, even I'M scared! *clutches to closest object*

Isis: Get off me! Pervert! *grabs M. Rod & whacks Marik one*

Shadi: AHHHH WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?

Isis: wouldn't you like to know? ^.^

Malik: yes I think we all would like that tidbit of information.

Isis: I came from the hole!

Yami: what hole?

Isis: the hole in Yugi's buttocks!

Yugi: o_O!!!! *clamps his hands over his butt* AHHHHH ISIS LIVES IN MY BUTT!!!!

Otogi: (((O_O)))

Honda: that's just wrong!

L_W: wait....where there is Isis, there is always.....

*Anzu comes out of the blue*

Anzu: FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN FRONT OF A PSYCHOTIC DODO-BIRD-INHABITED ISLAND IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *swim out of the water and onto the psychotic dodo bird inhabited island*

Cecelia: *appears* We MUST find a way to destroy this evil extinct-bird-populated island and make good use of torturing the evil girl in black!

Bakura: Black?

Psycho: Yes black! That's the answer!

Malik: OF COURSE!!!

Seto: *finally clicks* Of course it is! Black! Why did I not think of that?!

Pegasus: Great, so now that we have the answer, let's go!!

Kurama: Uhh.... black?

FDC: what the hell are these people talking about?

Ryou: the answer don't you understand?!

Kurama: no not really.....

FDC: let's just go along with it

Kurama: ok!

FDC & Kurama: THE GIRL IN BLACK MUST DIE!!!!!

Kitsune: kill the ugly slut!!

Kaiba: For once i agree with you!!

Psycho: *arms herself with chainsaw and anti-friendship shield*

Bakura: How come YOU get the best weapons?

Psycho: Because I'm one of the authoresses! Now shut up and follow me! *hands bommy-knocker*

Bakura: Hmmm this isn't so bad ^_^ *follows*

Kurama: do you have any idea of who they are talking about yet?

FDC: do i look like a telepath to you?

Kurama: nope

FDC: exactly...Kill the bitch for whatever!!!!!! *pulls out random explosives*

Kurama: you people are nuts...

L_W: *pulls out random sharp objects* TO THE TORTURE CHAMBERS!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Yami: For once I must agree that black is the answer!

RavenFire: BLACK IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Nyoko: And pink too ^^

Ryou: Where the hell are we?

Anzu: Eeeeeee!! Eeeeeee!!!!!

Inu Yasha: Aaah!! I'm scared!

Hiei: O.O *jumps onto Kurama*

Kurama: O.O … ^_^

Bakura: Helloooo? This is PG-13!! I think?

Marik: Bwah! Who cares?! We have a killing spree to go on!

Ryou: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

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Nyoko: That was CRAP.

Psycho: Wonderful, art inspired crap.

Bakura: How was it inspired by art?

Kurama: Take the whole `black' thing for example.

FDC: I still don't get that…

Psycho: Neither do I! SPLASH!! ^_______________^

Nyoko: O_o back away slowly people…

Psycho: I'm special!!!!!

Ryou: That you are… RUN!!

*everyone runs screaming bloody murder*

Psycho: ^__________^